#so that's a no

[whispersofdeceit]

Kyohi: have you seen your dad's face uncovered?

"........................I need to know."

[emordnilap-fr]

when i eventually change my name for Trans Reasons i also want to change my last name but like. how do you even figure that out. it took me ages to get to vinnie and only bc someone called me it from a discord nickname. how do you get a last name

[ssaalexblake]

tfw somebody who insults you and then calls you a liar (erroneously. Have not lied. But since I haven’t Somebody would have to admit they were wrong about something and i think they have a fatal allergy to that???) and tells you not to talk to them texts u 6 hours later asking where you bought something. 

[fogmoo]

[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[ourlordapollo]

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

[knifefightscene]

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

[gwenlena]

hello tumblr

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

[kaereth]

Dragon harpy chimera birdy FALIN!! I love her

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.