#some strong contenders

[tiktaalic]

concept i'm conceptualizing is. the narrative of destiel as a jenga tower. and how many episodes you would have to yank out of it before it lost cohesion. i think if you were very careful with your picks you could get down to three episodes and still have something that is undeniably destiel

[mantisgodsdomain]

More notes for Roach conlanging. Roach has grammatical gender, in which only Male, Female, and Object are grammatical genders, whereas Worker uses feminine grammar, Queen and King use a slight variant on feminine grammar, and Drone, and Queen-Alate use masculine grammar. This is because King is derived from Queen, due to their similar positions in a colony, and Queen-Alate is derived from Drone, as both are forms of alate.

Queen is an alteration of feminine grammar that functionally just adds a handful of extra syllables to it, and King is an offsprout of Queen that uses the same grammar with different pronouns. Queen-Alate, despite the name, is derived from Drone, as they are both for referring to different types of alate ant.

Most Roach dialects are intelligible to speakers of Snakemouth Den Cordyceps Roach, but Snakemouth Den Cordyceps Roach is not entirely intelligable to speakers of Roach dialects due to a mix of the excessively specialized vocabulary caused by the specific needs of its speakers, the fact that its speakers do not necessarily have Roach mouthparts and thus may not pronounce syllables in a similar way, and due to the fact that Inanimate Object is a full grammatical gender that does not exist in any other dialect of roach and replaces a decent chunk of terminology for things that previously had Other Words For Them.

[eldritchqueerture]

I'm so late for malevolent I keep seeing things and each time I'm like "good lord"

is this about the womb

[hardrockshrimp]

That's showbiz! [Click for full]

[fictionadventurer]

Top 5 Arthur episodes?

D.W. Goes to Washington: It's a very close race between this one and #2, but I gave the edge to this one because almost every line here is classic. It's full of hilarious Imagine Spots and great D.W. zingers.

The Rat Who Came to Dinner: Another episode that's full of great jokes. The dynamic between Ratburn and Arthur's family is comedy gold.

The Contest: The pastiches of different animation styles alone puts this one in the top five, but it's also in service of some wonderfully absurd mini-stories with classic jokes. ("My brain was on cruise control" is the Arthur quote that gets the most use in daily life).

Buster Hits the Books: The pastiches of the different books are hilarious.

Arthur's Almost Boring Day: I had a very tough time choosing the fifth episode. I went with this one because the fighting between Arthur and D.W. reaches a hilarious fever pitch that goes beyond any other episode.

[lionbearfox]

modern au in which they are foster siblings and scaramouche is VERY reluctantly conscripted to drive them both to school

[80s-music-tourney]

80s MUSIC TOURNEY: SIDE A+B ROUND 2

Down Under vs. Relax

Don't Worry, Be Happy vs. Love Is A Battlefield

1999 vs. Rock Me Amadeus

Rio vs. Don't Come Around Here No More

If I Could Turn Back Time vs. Take On Me

Miss You Much vs. Never Gonna Give You Up and White Wedding

Fight For Your Right vs. Land Of Confusion

Let's Dance vs. Land Of Confusion

This Charming Man vs. Slave To The Rhythm

Rock The Casbah vs. Opposites Attract

Total Eclipse of the Heart vs. You Spin Me Round

Links to previous matches here

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[nemesis-is-my-middle-name]

also. found the govt mandated bullshit boss. who in god's name was like yeah we'll make that guy faster than torrent. why did they do it like that.

[bonetrousledbones]

anyway aside from me being angry at the internet i want u all to know that i am genuinely so sad that i wasnt able to sneak in a gif profile pic before they fixed it. i would have become so annoying about it i have so many papyrus sprites saved

[discoidal]

whats your favorite short story like forever and ever and ever? mine is canonical babbling by lorrie moore <- no one is surprised by this

[townofcadence]

I'll give ya a choice with this one. Artair with whichever prompt suits your fancy.

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Bad Situations ❄️ - trapped outside in a blizzard / snowstorm

It feels like being plunged into a bucket of ice, the second they pass through the ley-line, and his first thought is FUCK as ice finds its way against his neck and down the line of his back, and cold starts dampening his socks at the ankles. The second is immediate regret. Fuck--- fuck, why'd he ask Sal to come with him?

Not that she can't handle it, probably. Honestly she might be fine in the cold? Given some of her abilities as a death knight, it'd make sense. A body can get used to being in frigid temperatures too, if properly trained, and she spent a fair time in Icecrown and other frozen wastes. So really, this might be nothing to her.

Of course, that point might also be moot, given her status at the time was kind of....dead to the left.

Shaking his head, he focuses on their situation. He'd found something supernatural might be going on, since he'd heard about weird anomalies like wailing and something humanoid with long white hair that seemed to drift above the ground, approaching hikers at higher elevations in the mountains. He had invited Salena as a precaution since the data was vague, with the intent they'd either find nothing, or deal with whatever it was before things escalated too much. There had been mentions of some cold spots, but that was par for the course for some entities. And the mountain wasn't high enough to even see snow. He packed a thicker jacket in his bag, just in case, but there wasn't any evidence there'd be anything like this.

And they'd used the gas station ley-line for pain-free travel. Because they weren't trying to cross to Cadence exactly, they weren't guaranteed to land at the door of another ley-line when they were spit out. Which means they had to be near one, but that could be anywhere in at least a mile or two radius from here. And right now, the whole area was blanketed in deep snow, that definitely shouldn't be here.

So... priority one couldn't be an immediate exit. It had to be shelter. But that meant they were stuck here, not fully prepared for weather like this, given he hadn't found any info on any storms in the area. His skin tingled, both from cold ice brushing against his exposed arm, and where snow pelted the basin of his hoodie, but also with something electric. There was no doubt this wasn't a naturally occurring storm. Whatever was around here could be causing it.

Not that they could do anything about that, now.

"Salena!" He yells, so his voice carries over howling wind. He can see flakes already caked to his lashes, and frosting the tips of his hair. "Can you make a portal back?!"

[just-bendy]

ok important question for science. Does your tail have the same properties as that of a cat, e.g. it helps to maintain balance or is involved in body language? Is it sensitive to touch? Like if I touch it gently, you will be horny or rather irritated

It's more of a body language thing cuz I don't need it for balance since I can stand well enough on my own. When I'm happy, I wag my tail, when I'm sad, it droops, when I'm surprised it shoots straight up, when I'm scared, I wrap it around myself, and so on.

And I guess it's pretty sensitive like how you'd expect. If you pull on my tail or stomp on it, it'd hurt like hell! But, If you really must know...

If you touch it normally, not much would happen in the arousal department, however it really depends on the mood and area, as well as the way you touch i-

Waaaait a minute... I'm just gonna stop myself right there.

An' don't you dare try lookin' for the sweet spot either! I'll save you the trouble of doin' it yourself an' say that nothin' will happen.