#someone get a leash

[aunhinged]

Ineffable x bureaucratic husbands

Mobius dragging a drunk Loki home. Aziraphale dragging a drunk Crowley home. Meanwhile:

Loki: You don’t understand, he gets me.

Crowley: We’re the same, you and I.

Loki, reaching out dramatically: My brother.

Crowley: My chaotic twin.

Mobius, pinching the bridge of his nose: I hate this timeline.

[shiveagit]

TMNT AU COMP 2024

The spider-fam picked up huge readings of muta-nomalies all converging in one place and are tasked to figure out this 'whole situation' before it becomes.....a situation. ♥Slider-punk ♣Spider-shine ♦Spider-gal ♠Spider-Dee and cameos if you can spot them.

[I'm NOT in the competition . but i wanted to doodle a thing anyway. Think of them as volunteer staff that no one questions, but maybe you should. ] @tmntaucompetition

[munzeries]

[ Party Animal ]

Same household, same party.

Try to take a guess which one is ready to get out of the party and which one is not.

Bonus:

Bad gonna be disappointed that his hard work loses to a balloon.

[greensaplinggrace]

i can't believe one of the only sex scenes we get between spike and the buffybot is him going down on her. boy....

[uniquecellest]

Thinking more about a Cherik spy au where one is accused of betraying their country, imagine Charles was accused. With his telepathy it could be that he erases peoples memories and gets them to do whatever he wants he could even be tampering with Erik's mind to get Erik off his trail while framing others . . . . .

[hawnks]

A werewolf knight promised a bride in return for his unflinching loyalty and unmatched battle prowess.

His Jarl thinks the most beautiful, talented, and wellbred Lady of the island will suit nicely as his gift.

But the wolf has already made his choice -- he'd made it long before he ever went to war. Everything he did, every terrible, horrible, deadly thing, he did it for her.

And since he was promised a bride, well. Who can stop him? It's his due, after all.

[cryptidafter]

okay I'm not a fan of the whole "JC gets pegged by WQ because feminism, am I right ladies?" thing that fandom goes wild about, for a number of reasons, BUT

I would love JC and WQ in a Love and Leashes style arrangement. JC who totally doesn't have a mommy kink, why the hell would you say that?, wanting to be smacked around by his very competent but uptight and kinda scary coworker WQ. WQ, who definitely isn't upset by the fact that she can't seem to get a promotion because her dumbass boss doesn't like her and she doesn't really get along with her teammates because they don't do things right and why the hell is the new guy always staring at her anyway?!

Do you see my vision? Do you get it? This is the only BDSM type arrangement I want for these two, okay? If you're gonna go for it, I need you to COMMIT. Fully invest!

[1sick-puppy]

What if I can't help but think I need to be overstimulated and crowded in-between two other people while they bite at my neck and paw at my thighs. one of them kisses and soothes me when I whine and struggle while the other is stroking my cock and making me cum for the umpteenth time. I want to sob and cry and try my hardest to push them away, to get them to stop, that I just need a second- but they just smile, wipe the tears off my cheeks and tell me to give them just one more and I do, because what use is a dog that can't follow orders?

[emichevy]

Spider-Man Noir: Eyes Without a Face- Comic in a nutshell

HELP THIS TOOK WAY TOO LONG- THE BACKGROUND HURT ME

I’ll post the individual frames tomorrow- rn its 3 am and I’m going to BED

[chicago-geniza]

it really is a "proximity to perceived safety/shelter" thing. the agoraphobia, i mean. like the somatic fear dissipated from my body as though a spirit had been exorcised when i turned the corner from the "main throughfare" (very busy commercial and commuter artery that cuts all the way through chicago, lots of foot traffic and car traffic) onto my comparatively quiet residential artery. there were still quite a lot of people walking home with groceries, or back from work, or out with dogs and children, but hardly any cars, and the sidewalks were narrower, and it was Familiar. i would recognize it from any angle, even at night. i couldn't get lost, and it was at most two blocks from my apartment. "two blocks" seems to be the radius of agoraphobia in all directions. i think it has to do with how far i can walk on a bad day; fear of getting stranded, stuck somewhere i don't Know. my brain is acting like an elderly person with dementia and impaired mobility and in many practical ways that's how i function in the world, even if it doesn't describe the particulars of my cognition with utmost precision.

[devotedlystrangewizard]

my favorite authorization moments are honestly when the hunter starts walking towards the monster only to stop dead in their tracks and go "alma?". its so silly and it makes so much sense and i LOVE the existence of verbal permission rather than just implication. i think my hunter is autistic as shit

[katsigian]

I found a wearable muzzle mesh. Like one of those wire ones for people. I'm feverish and shaking and rabid just thinking about putting Valen in it

[we-keep-odd-hours]

anyway, back in the early days when Severen and Jesse figured out that they're more or less indestructible/conditionally immortal, their afterlives quickly devolved into vampire jackass, and neither of them will ever ever own up to 80% of the nonsense and stupidity that went down in the time before Diamondback joined them.

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

what a therapist does to a mf

[frnkiebby]

idk man but he looks like a puppy

that’s bc he is puppy~🎃