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crowtrinkets · 3 years

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There are No Ghosts at Fathom Castle

The barista cannot sleep because something or someone is making noises late at night. Felix tries to convince them there are no ghosts. But is it true?

Gender Neutral Reader as always

I hope people laugh at the BuzzFeed unsolved quotes as I did lol. I don't have a set time that this takes place, just sometime after the MC yknow *dead sounds*The trash house story is actually based on a house my friends and I found one, we all dicked around in it like a bunch of idiots and I'm p sure something followed me home :)

Tags: @sadnhvibes @uselessbeanies

Words: 3,514

*THUMP*

I am roused from my sleep, sitting up quickly, frantically looking for the source of the sound. Nothing. What was I doing? I glance down and notice the book in front of me. Right, I was reading and I guess I must have fallen asleep.

"Stella? Did you break into my room again? You better not be knocking Felix's books over again you know how he hates that," I call out. I don't hear the telltale sign of Stella's meows so she must not be in here. I sit up properly, stretching my sore muscles, groaning with my aching bones. I stand and stumble over to my bed, if I'm going to be asleep it should at least be somewhere comfortable. Curling up in my blankets, I let my eyes flutter shut and slowly drift off.

*THUMP*

I snap my eyes open when I hear the sound a second time, this time it's followed by footsteps. That definitely was not Stella. I grab my blanket and wrap it around myself, grabbing a nearby lit candle. I hastily put on my shoes and cautiously approach the door. I slowly push it open, enough that the hinges don't creek.

Stepping out of my room, trying desperately to remain quiet and unseen, I cup my hand around the flame to protect it and shield the light from whoever is lurking in the halls. The steps are getting louder, approaching me ever so slowly. Like its taunting me. I back up against the wall, just before the corner turns, and take in a deep breath. I should have brought a weapon but maybe I can scare the intruder, I grab the corner of my blanket so I can throw it if need be. The steps are louder now, just before they reach the corner I swing around to catch them by surprise.

"AAAAH-AAUGHHHH!" I drop the candle before I can get a good look at the intruder's to face. In an instant, green flames are thrown at me, along with the intruder's screams, I fall backward and toss my blanket at the flames, scooting backward, frantically trying to get away. My blanket catches alight and falls to the ground, a flurry of green flames and feathers. I look up and meet the intruder's eyes, my breath labored and heavy.

"Felix!?" I say. Felix has his hand supporting him against the wall, trying to catch his own breath. He meets my eyes and speaks my name.

"What are you doing attacking me with your bedding in the dead of night?" Felix tries to remain whispering, but his voice is high-pitched with fear.

"What are you doing stalking around at night? And what's with the thumping?" I point at him accusatorially from the ground. Felix eyes me up and down, his gaze dropping to my blanket, which is still very much on fire. The flames illuminate his expression. Casting green light and shadows on his tired yet confused expression. I finally get to my feet dusting myself off.

"I could not sleep… Anyhow, are you alright? Not singed or injured in any way?" Felix's concern seems serious but I can't help but still feel shaken.

"No, but I feel like I lost 5 years off my lifespan," I run a hand through my hair trying to calm my violently beating heart.

"Well, yes, dying and coming back will do that to you,"

"Huh?"

"What?" Felix's eyes snap to mine, the hallway filling with an awkward silence.

"I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that," I say with a sigh. Just then the fire from the blanket goes out. "Oh great now its pitch black, and I dropped my candle too," I grumble. I hear metal clinking and then suddenly my candle is alight in Felix's hand, who hands it to me.

"Oh um, thank you," I say, reaching to take it from his hand. Our fingers graze and I suddenly feel more awake and aware, or maybe it was because I had the bejeezus scared out of me a second ago. Taking the candle holder from Felix I clear my throat.

"So um, couldn't sleep? Does thumping around relax you or something?" I try to joke.

"Thumping? I'm afraid I don’t know what you're talking about?" Felix states, crossing his arms.

"Well, it sure as hell wasn't Stella,"

"You'd be surprised what she can do," his tone turning serious.

"Well if you weren't making those thumping sounds then who was?" Felix gives me a shrug. I chuckle slightly. "Maybe it was a ghost,"

"Oh please, if there were ghosts here I would know, and besides they wouldn't just make things go bump in the night,"

"Says the man that turned into a ghost and followed me from Porrima back to Fathom,"

"I was not-!" Felix cuts himself off with a sigh. "Trust me when I tell you this dear barista, there are no ghosts in Fathom castle,"

THUMP

We both jump, inching closer together, frantically looking around in the darkness, I hold the candle up to see if I can illuminate the hallway a bit, but it remains dark and shadowy, much to our dismay.

"That definitely didn’t come from Stella," my voice barely above a whisper.

"Please, if anything it's probably Sage trying to mess with us," Felix takes a step forward, trying to appear brave, but I can hear the shake of his voice. "Hilarious Sage, you can stop your charade now though, no need to frighten out friend, the hour is late,"

No response.

"Felix I don't think it's Sage,"

"Isn't there a particular bar calling your name about now?" Felix shouts down the dark hall. Still no response. His shoulders drop as he takes a step back, his eyes still scanning the darkened hallway.

"Maybe it was a ghooost" I mimic my best haunting voice and wave my free hand ominously at Felix who only scoffs.

"If there were ghosts here they would not be able to move objects on their own, and they do not sound like that!" Felix states, but I can sense a hint of a smile in the candlelight.

“Well, I won't be able to go back to bed now, fancy some ghost hunting Felix?” I nudge his side. Felix lets out a sigh as he glances at me, eyeing me up and down.

“Well alright, but don’t get your hopes up, I doubt we’ll see anything,” I can feel the excitement, or maybe fear, well in me, we begin to walk down the hallway together, looking for the source of the sound.

“So Felix, tell me about Fathom's ghostly history?”

“What other than the thousands of Starsworn who died?

“Right… Well, every haunted place has a story of some sort, it explains why it’s haunted,”

“Oh really? Such as?” Felix’s tone is almost teasing, as a smirk form upon his lips.

“Well, hmm… Oh, one time when I was a teenager my friends and I went walking in the dark. We found an abandoned house that was absolutely filled with trash and other items,”

“What does this have to do with hauntings?”

“Well, someone wrote 'it's under the house' on one of the walls,”

“And what was under the house?”

“I’m not actually sure, none of us wanted to go digging in trash, but I'm sure something followed me home, I would always hear weird sounds at night after that day,” I hear Felix scoff once again.

“Even if there were ghosts in that place I doubt they would follow you home, you were probably paranoid,” I shrug off his comment and we continue to walk down the corridor in silence.

Our shoes echo off the walks, the only sound other than the wick of the candle, popping occasionally. We continue to walk in silence, almost like we have run out of things to say. And neither one of us dare to break it. But the thump comes once again, stopping us in our tracks, wind flows through the corridor putting out my light. Without thinking I reach for Felix’s hand in the darkness as I let out a startled gasp. I can hear Felix’s breath hitch as he grips my hand as well.

"Felix, you're not doing that right?"

"No of course not!" the thumping becomes more frantic and louder. It's getting closer.

"Well, I'm not staying to find out!" I grip Felix's hand and book it back towards my room. Dragging Felix back with me, throwing the candle holder in the direction of the sound. He yelps in response but follows me through the dark halls. We finally make it to my room and I close the door behind us.

"Why did you run? I thought you wanted to find the ghost?" Felix says between gasps.

"I'm not fond of being attacked in the dark" I say.

"Well, now you've tossed away our light source,"

"Oh, Ummm," I think for a moment and walk to the table in my room, I rummage through my backpack which is placed on top. I pull out my house keys and remove the miniature flashlight from the key ring. I flick it on and shine it on Felix, avoiding his face, he squints at the sudden light facing him.

"Gods, what is that?"

"It's a flashlight, just a handy dandy Earth invention,"

"Your Earth 'slang' as you call it, never ceases to baffle me,"

"You wouldn't happen to have holy water? Or even a crucifix?"

"A what?"

"Ok, maybe we can just will the ghost away?"

"What? What are you talking about,"

“So we can banish the ghost!” I say almost a little too enthusiastically.

“There is no ghost!” Felix sounds exasperated at this point.

“You’re right, it can’t be a ghost…. More than anything it’s a poltergeist or a demon,” a smile creeps across my lips. Felix lets out a long sigh, he stares at the ceiling almost like he’s asking the heavens ‘why’.

“C’mon Felix it’s just for fun, and besides something is making that sound so we have to find it,” I approach Felix, hoping he’s not too annoyed and will go with me. His eyes meet mine and he stares just for a second.

“Fine, yes, we really should find the source of the noise,” I return Felix's grimace with a smile as we exit my room.

The hallway is just as dark and ominous as before. I scan my flashlight as far as it will reach. It’s a cheap dollar store flashlight I got for emergencies, so it doesn’t reach that far, but it's better than nothing.

“Hey there demons, it's me, ya Earthling,” I call out into the hallway.

“What? What does that even mean?” Felix sounds utterly dumbfounded. I’m now reminding myself to brush him up on the great Earth classics.

“Its nothing, just a little friendly greeting for the ghosts,”

THUMP

The sound again. It comes from one end of the hallway. Felix and I glance at each other and with a nod, we head towards its direction. I light up what little I can of the hallway as we make our way to the source of the sound. Our breath shallow so as to not allow whoever's there to hear us approaching. We make our way around a corner, peaking just before we move forward.

“Do you hear that?” Felix puts a hand out in front of me.

“What I don’t hear-“ I stop when the sound of a wailing echoes silently through the hall. “I-is that a woman crying?”

“It must be the wind, there’s a terrible draft in this castle,” Felix’s voice wavers slightly, but he clears his throat as though to mask it.

“No… that sounds like a woman crying,” I feel my nerves bubble in my stomach, telling me to go back to the safety of my room. But I have to know what this sound is, and even then I don’t think I'd be able to fall asleep. I suddenly feel warmth on my hand, even in the dark I can tell it's Felix. I squeeze his fingers in mine.

“Let's keep moving,” he whispers to me, we then continue down the path, towards the crying voice.

“Yknow back on Earth there's a famous ghost called La Llorona, she wanders the streets at night wailing for her dead children,”

“I guess grief can transcend the grave as well,”

“Well, some people say she killed them,”

“...Maybe we should talk about something else,”

“Right,”

As we continue down the halls, the wailing seems to travel, never in one spot or room, it’s almost as though it wants us to follow. Eventually, we end up outside of the castle, where we approach a rather rickety-looking bridge connecting two sections of the castle together. We walk into the moonlight, the chill air nipping at our skin. I am suddenly mourning my blanket.

Felix pulls his hand away from mine and walks over to the ledge of a wall near the bridge, looking up at the sky. Turning off and pocketing my flashlight I stand by his side.

“Are you usually up this late?” I break the silence.

“Usually yes, my sleeping habits are temperamental so I tend to take walks, hence why I was out and about when you frightened me,” Felix says, eyes never leaving the stars.

“Right, sorry about that, you do owe me a new blanket though,”

“Yes, I suppose,” Felix chuckles. I lean forward on the wall and look at the surroundings of the castle, lots of water, I can also see the forest I occasionally take walks in. Taking a deep breath I start again.

“If you ever can't sleep you can always see if I'm up, and if I am we can take a walk together,” I glance over at Felix who stiffens slightly, but then a small smile forms on his lips,”

“I would very much enjoy that,” he states. The moonlight shining brightly on him, casting his frame in cool blue light, fitting to the cold air surrounding us.

Suddenly a rattling sound startles us. Both straightening from our spots Felix and I look at the bridge, which shakes slightly. Felix and I approach it, gawking at the bridge which starts to shake more and more violently, almost like someone is jumping on it. I look across the other side and see a door in the castle wall, slightly ajar, something white flowing in the corner.

“What is that!” I point across the bridge. Felix squints.

“I’m not sure, but there must be some explanation,” at this point the bridge is rattling loud enough that Felix and I have to yell.

“Is there an explanation for a bridge moving violently like this?!” I wildly gesture at the bridge. Felix winces at my comment.

“No I don’t think so,”

"Screw this," I take a deep breath and grip Felix’s sleeve.

“FUCK YOU, GOATMAN!” I shout at the top of my lungs, running as fast as possible across the bridge, dragging Felix in tow. The bridge continues to shake but I keep my balance and speed. As I run towards the door frame the white object disappears behind the door, I kick in the door, and once Felix and I make it inside I slam it shut. I scan for whatever disappeared behind the door but I don't see it.

“Goatman?” Is all Felix can blurt out.

“Oh yknow, another famous Earth ghost. He attacks people who play on his bridge, thought I would cover my bases and scream at him,”

“Earth is quite obsessed with death and the afterlife, and you call me morbid,” Felix retorts. I look around the room for any doors or hallways, but there are only stairs that lead back to the inside of the castle.

“I guess all we can do is head down,” Felix nods and once I bring out my flashlight, we descend the stairs. Once we reach the bottom I notice a white blur disappear behind a door. I grab onto Felix’s sleeve and pull him close so I can whisper into his ear.

“I saw something go into that door Felix, I think it’s the ghost we saw earlier,”

“I didn’t see anything,”

“Well, I did! And at this point, I'm tired of chasing it!" I storm towards the door, Felix whispering protests behind me. I kick open the door and scan my flashlight around the room. It seems we're in a small mess hall of sorts. There are tables and benches everywhere, but I don't see anyone else in the room.

"I don't see the point of chasing something that potentially isn't even there!" Felix comes up behind me, sounding very done with our hunt. Just as Felix makes his way in, the door slams shut behind us. I shine my light at the door and see no one behind us. I approach the door and pull on the knob, trying to get it open, but it won't budge. I shoot Felix a worried glance, his lips forming into a grimace.

"Open the door!" Felix's voice wavers between scared and annoyed.

"I'm trying it won't budge!" I continue to pull on the door. Felix approaches and pulls on the door as well. But it remains closed. I suddenly feel the hairs on my neck stand, almost like someone is watching me, I tense my shoulders daring not to turn around. Put a hand on Felix's shoulders, I lean in to whisper in his ear.

"Felix I think someone is behind me," without waiting for a beat Felix turns around, his eyes going wide, he backs against the door and grabs my arm pulling me close. I turn around to see what he's looking at. There stands, the shape of a woman, standing a few feet away. White cloths drape her figure shielding her face. She reaches a hand out to us and the wailing we heard earlier in the castle starts to emit from her. At this point, my whole body is shaking.

"Felix I think that's the ghost,"

"N-no! It cant be, it must be Sage," Felix continues to grip my arm, holding me close to him or maybe he's shielding himself but at this point, I'm too scared to question it. "Ok Sage you can let up now, we're trapped in this room so there's no reason to keep going with your little prank," But the figure continues to advance on us. I reach behind me and continue to pull on the doorknob, hoping it finally opens. However, my prayers are answered too soon and the door does open. Felix and I falling backward, our backs hitting something behind us.

"Boo," a deep voice growls into our ears.

"AAAUGH!" Felix and I both jump and swing around to see…

"Sage!!" I shout, my thoughts catch up to me and I turn back around only to see.

"Annie!?" Felix retorts. Anisa pulls the cloth from her face and bursts out laughing, Sage, following suit. In between shaky breathes Felix and I look at the two of them and back at each other, confusion and fear plastered on our faces.

"I think I need to sit down," I stumble over to the wall and lean against it, sliding down until I'm sitting on the floor.

"I knew it was just Sage messing with us, but Anisa! How could you,"

"I'm so sorry! It's just Sage had the idea and I couldn't resist having a little fun," Anisa says as she wipes tears from her eyes. Her fangs poking through her smile. Sage is now on the floor, having difficulty containing his laughter.

"Oh, the look on your faces! And Felix trying so hard to open the door!" Sage grips his stomach until his laughing subsides to which he lets out a sigh and sits up, using his left arm to support himself.

"So the wailing in the castle? That was you?" He gestures to Anisa who nods in response, trying to stifle her laugh.

"What about the bridge that couldn't have possibly been you?" he turns to Sage.

"Tied a rope to the bridge and pulled on it from the moat! I got a little wet in the process but I feel it was worth it," Sage sends a wink in my direction. To which I roll my eyes, still trying to calm my nerves.

"I do hope you'll forgive us," Anisa walks over to me and crouches by my side. I let out a sigh and look between Sage and Anisa.

"I guess it was kind of funny," I say.

"Nothing funny about scaring the lights out of someone," Felix mumbles under his breath.

"I think I can recall a certain someone setting many things on fire as a "prank", Felix?" Anisa shoots him a smug smile. Felix flushes slightly and shrugs. Anisa calls my name to get my attention. "How are you feeling?" I finally sit up from the wall and look at the three of them processing the night I just had with Felix.

"Like, you all owe me a new blanket,"

#fictif #fictif last legacy #last legacy fictif #fictif felix #fictif anisa #fictif sage #fictif stella #felix iskandar escellun #anisa anka #sage lesath #fictif fanfic #fictif fic #last legacy fanfic #crow writes

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spooderboyandtincan · 4 years

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Masterlist

https://archiveofourown.org/works/35071825https://archiveofourown.org/works/34937053/chapters/87002521(Please excuse the mess)

Prompts

Tony Stitches Peter Up - Peter shows up bleeding out. Tony tries not to have a breakdown.

Chinese Food for Fridays - Random fluff with Tony, Peter and May.

Just Lost for a Minute Chapter 1 & 2 - Peter has a notorious habit of getting lost.

Well That Was Awkward - Peter's classmates find him talking to the Tony Stark, who shouldn't even know he exists. So, naturally, chaos ensues.

Close to My Heart - A short fic full of angst and hurt/ comfort

In the Dead of Night Part 1 and 2 - Tony and Peter comforting each other through their nightmares.

Stark Only Cares for Himself - Steve thinks Tony only loves himself. He was wrong.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man - Peter proudly plays his new theme song to the Avengers.

Teething - Baby Peter is teething. Tony is very stressed.

Well at least it’s not on fire - One late night, Peter and Tony try to bake a cake.

They’re Good Uncles, But.... Chapter 1 and 2 - Uncles Rhodey and Happy are babysitting Peter when the penthouse decides to set fire.

Time to Die... Of Embarrassment - May pulls out Peter’s baby pictures.

You Terrified Me - Bio son Peter breaks curfew. Tony is scared.

He’s not as bad as I thought - Peter has a panic attack when only Bucky is there. The two bond over Star Wars.

Lemongrass Tea - Peter is delighted to find a bubble tea shop opened downtown. He decides to try lemongrass. Unfortunately, spiders are allergic to it.

Other Fics

Car Crash Chapter 1, 2, 3, and 4 - A fun road trip leads to a disaster. Chapters 4/4

Nose Bleed - Both Tony and Peter are shocked when Peter suffers his first nosebleed.

Baby Peter - A fluffy fic with toddler Peter and his dad

On the Ceiling - Tony finds his toddler not in his bed, but on the ceiling.

A Few Heart Attacks - Peter takes a major hit for Tony and barely survives.

Vlogging - Peter, Ned, and Shuri as seen through their vlog.

Hammock - Peter discovers the many wonderful pleasures of a hammock.

Something is Wrong - Peter collapses and scares the shit out of Tony.

Hot Chocolate and Cuddles - A fluffy fic about the first snow.

Here Comes Trouble, Make it Double - Peter had had a good day. But not anymore.

Don’t Worry, I’ll Sue Thor - Peter’s definitely not afraid of storms. Nope. Not one bit.

I Love You So, So Much - Tony tries to protect Peter from Hydra by keeping him in the tower... unfortunately, Hydra is at the tower too.

Midnight Snack - Peter has a late night snack on the ceiling.

Why the Hell Were You on the Ceiling?! - A very short fic where Peter falls asleep on the ceiling.

How do you Tie a Tie? - Tony shows Peter how to tie a tie. Peter is unsure that he belongs with the famous Avengers.

Please Don’t Kill Flash - Peter and Flash get kidnapped together. Tony is frantic.

Presumed Dead - Peter won’t eat, talk, sleep. He has nothing to live for if Tony is dead.

A Fast but Steady Heartbeat - Peter, Tony and Rhodey are enjoying their afternoon at a restaurant until the building and their food explodes.

October 30th, Day Before Halloween - Tony gets an emergency call. The Parkers have been attacked.

Peter’s Favorite Avenger? Not anymore - The Avengers meet Peter. Tony was terrified at first, and now he’s jealous. He’s still Peter’s favorite Avenger, right?

Drowning - The mission was supposed to be simple. It wasn’t.

Rough Day? Or just tired? - Tony and Peter have a movie night. Peter falls asleep halfway through.

Temporarily Blind (and more) Chapter 1, 2, 3 , 4 - Peter goes blind. Not only that, but he’s dying.

Baby’s First Battle - Toddler Peter sneaks onto the Quinjet to help find his dad.

Scream - Tony taught his little toddler to scream as loud as he could if someone he didn’t know tried to touch him. But he prayed Peter would never, ever end up in a situation like that.

Being a Dad - Tony had to keep himself from calling Peter every ten seconds, reminding himself that FRIDAY was there and would alert him if anything happened. He had a deep feeling that something was wrong. Something was very wrong.

Happy Tears - Peter squirmed uncomfortably, the hard plastic chair digging into his back. He glanced at the clock. 2 am. Everyone else was asleep. May, Pepper, Nat, Sam. And Tony. Tony had been asleep for five days.

Happy Birthday Peter! - Celebrating Peter’s birthday!

A Building Fell on You?! - Peter wakes up screaming. When Tony asks what his nightmare was about, Peter responds that a warehouse collapsed on him.

Hibernation - Peter's spider side decides it's time to go into hibernation.

Blanket Forts - Peter is stressed from school. (Self-projection? Mayhaps) Tony knows just how to help.

Happy Halloween! - Peter, Tony, and May's amazing, eventful day of picking pumpkins, carving said pumpkins, and getting spooked by watching Buzzfeed Unsolved.

You Came Back to Me - "Peter took another sip, expecting his dry throat to be blissfully cleared by the sweet cherry flavored drink.

The burning in his throat only grew. He felt like his stomach was turning inside out and his chest had been stabbed with needle-sharp knives. The back of his neck prickled and he felt like he was in the middle of a blizzard but also in a desert with the sun directly overhead at the same time."

Or: Peter gets poisoned

tonystank and bananaboy - Tony and Peter play Among Us, which can only result in a chaotic tickle fight (in which Peter loses drastically) and a (platonic) cuddle session while watching Star Trek.

You’re Gonna Miss Me When I’m Gone Ao3 - When Tony had made his monthly anonymous donation of 50,000 to Peter's highschool, he hadn't thought that they would use the money to whisk his kid away to Vienna, Austria for an entire week.

I Want a Baby - Prompt from @milla-romy : I wish you would write a fic... about the Superfamily 💖

(Tony wants to adopt a baby. Steve isn't so sure.)

Presumed Dead - After a HYDRA mission goes wrong, Peter is presumed dead and Tony mourns his son, until...

Sunny Son - "Today is Friday, and Tony’s watch has just pinged, alerting him that Peter has arrived at the tower. He types out a quick text on the small surface of the watch: I’ll be up in 30 bud! and focuses his attention on the presenter, not because the presentation is in any way interesting, but because he needs to focus on something other than being separated from his kid.

Only thirty minutes, he thinks to himself, and he can go upstairs and cuddle his kid."

Or, Tony is a soft dad who wants to cuddle his kid- who can't stop giving him a heart attack every ten minutes.

#masterlist #my writing #my fics #not st*rker

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nanasarea · 4 years

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Huang Renjun as your bff

Genre: crack fluff

Pairing: Renjun x reader

Prompt: Renjun being your crackhead bestie

Word count: 865

Jaemin / Jisung / Renjun / Haechan / Chenle / Jeno

ok so my leo ass needs this chaotic aries in my life so

so you two have been online friends for a while now

it started when you saw his art blog

so you messaged him to praise his work

and he immediately was like

this is my new fave person yes compliment me bitch

and you did

you hyped him up so much

him being cocky af abt it to the other dreamies

“I’m sorry, the best artist of this century can not do the dishes, I am royalty.”

Jeno being mad that he has to do the dishes AGAIN

“if I ever meet y/n, I shall scold them for feeding your ego”

anyway, you two interact a lot after that

he asks about your opinion on his recent drawings

and you’re like

oMg mY MuTuAl Is So TaLeNtEd wAt

and he gets shy

you end up talking everyday

he makes sure to reply as fast as he can

and gets scolded by Jeno for texting you during practice

one day, you tell him you really wanna meet up irl

and he goes into panic mode

he’s not ready

he’s no where near ready

he’s getting hit by Jeno for disturbing his sleep with his panicking

“Renjun, it’s 4am and our schedule starts at 7am, go to SLEEP.”

“But, like, if we meet, what will I wea-”

*cue him being hit by Jeno’s pillow*

so the day arrives

he’s so nervous that he makes Jeno go with him

cue Jeno cursing at him

“LET ME SLEEP FOR ONCE”

“but it’s y/n!”

so he makes Jeno film the first time you meet

bc he thinks its gonna be cute af

which it was

“I’m wearing a yellow hoodie, wby?”

“I’m the one in the red hoodie.”

after 3 minutes of searching,

he runs up to you and you notice him running

so you run too

and then you hug

you may have been deprived of oxygen for a while

but it’s not like you cared

after meeting, you go to the cafe near your meeting stop

where Jeno spills the coffee tea

and Renjun is embarrassed af

“y/n wasn’t suppose to know that!”

so you end up swapping stories w Jeno

for blackmail material

with Renjun in the middle like

help me

anygay

you hang out a lot after that

you come to their dorms

dance practices

shows

everything

when they’re jobless not preparing for anything,

you’re at their dorm,

watching buzzfeed unsolved together

and drawing

sleepovers

it’s 3am and you’re talking about aliens

and Jeno comes into the room and throws pillows at you too

“I need my 23 hour beauty sleep!”

“Try 24.” -RJ

Jeno being ready to whoop his ass

so you start whispering

and then you end up falling asleep mid-conversation

Jeno wakes you up way before you intended to wake up

bc he petty

and then you end up making breakfast w him

which is most likely just cereal bc you’re both tired

sometimes you’re lucky and Jaemin offers to cook

“What if you get SM to get me and you a show like buzzfeed unsolved?” “Only if I’m Ryan” “bc you’re short?”

rip y/n

headlocks you

you call him short on a daily basis

and he just headlocks you

“as if the dreamies don’t tease me enough”

geurae naegen neoppuniYAAAAA!

so much choking

you’re convinced it’s his kink

but also you have to save the other dreamies from dying

bc they do not let Renjun live

but neither do you so

getting matching Moomin sweaters

speaking of Moomin,

you end up watching Moomin every morning when you have a sleepover

both in your pajamas

eating cereal

chillin on the couch

watching Moomin

so wholesome

the type of friend to call u at 2am

to tell you that the moon is a solar powered nightlight

he treats you to hot pot a lot

not bc he wants to treat you

but bc he wants hot pot

and doesn’t want to eat alone

(but he lowkey wants to treat you but don’t tell him you know that, he will deny it)

ends up teaching you chinese (if you don’t already know lmao)

you end up learning quite quickly due to him being a really good teacher

so when chenle talks shit abt someone

to Renjun

in chinese

you’re like oooo tea

cue him introducing you to his hyungs

especially the WayV hyungs (and YangYang lol)

chaotic

that’s the only way to explain it

ok so witch renjun ahead bc @hotlinehyuck made me soft for renjun being fascinated by magick and yeah

he ends up taking you to these shops

which are basically small witch shops

Witchcraft 101

he makes you a small sleep bag with lavender and selenite

bc you mentioned you couldn’t sleep well lately

he ends up making sigils for you

and putting them everywhere for you

without you knowing

bc he doesn’t want you knowing thinking he’s soft for you

he’s the type of friend your mom ends up liking more than you

sorry not sorry

you brought him over for dinner and now he’s invited everywhere

long story short, Renjun is your conspiracy theory, moomin drawing, chaotic best friend who loves you to death (but he’s a tsundere abt it)

If I had one wish, it would be to watch Buzzfeed Unsolved w Renjun while drawing....Renjun, pls be my best friend, I’ll buy you Moomin merch

anygay, I hope you enjoyed it and thank you so much for reading!

#nct #nct 127 #nct u #nct dream #wayv #huang renjun #renjun #best friend nct #best friend renjun #renjun x reader #huang renjun x reader #nct fluff #nct dream fluff #nct drabble #nct scenario #nct one shot #renjun fluff #huang renjun fluff #nct x gender neutral reader

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halleyj96 · 3 years

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What I am watching - 꼬리에 꼬리를 무는 그날 이야기

🔎 The tale of that day... Have you ever heard of it? 🕵️‍♂️

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Hi guys~ it's me, Halley again!

I have been obsessed with this program for a while now and finally, today, I am going to see it with you so you guys can enjoy it as well~

The program that I am talking about is called 꼬리에 꼬리를 무는 그날 이야기, which can be shortened to 꼬꼬무. The program's name can be translated to "The stories of that day that happened after one another", and I guess the name kinda gave it all away, right?

꼬리에 꼬리를 무는 그날 이야기 is an SBS' program that started running from 17th September 2020, which means it is a pretty new program compare to other long time running programs of SBS. But istg 꼬리에 꼬리를 무는 그날 이야기 has its own way of drawing you in through the screen.

The show tells you about famous events in modern history, the social problems that associated with them, and the social issues at the time. You might be nodding your head cynically, thinking that this sounded like the Korean version of Buzzfeed Unsolved, but no. There are 3 main MCs that lead the show, and they are called the "storymakers". The storymakers will relay the whole story, down to the most minute detail, to the "story friends", which are the guests of the show. For me, it's a fairly new yet interesting approach since history... can be boring. Listening to someone just talk nonstop about a case is not appealing at all. But this program is different.

The 1st season of the show ended and the 2nd season is planned to be aired in March 2021.

Here's the list of all the cases covered by the show so far:

1st Pilot: Ji Kanghun case - the famous "Money will do anything" (유전무죄 무전유죄) case in Korea.

2nd Pilot: Park Insoo case - the story of a man who pretened to be a Navy's military police and commited adultery with over 100 women, including college students.

3rd Pilot: Video Store Murder Mystery

1st Episode: Code name Macaroni and its lie

2nd Episode: Mission Impossible 121

3nd Episode: Escaped prisoner Shin Changwon, the records 907 days

4th Episode: The missing baby and dying messages

5th Episode: The devil's hideout

6th Episode: Largest human evaporation case on earth - Rapture 1992

7th Episode: Mudeung mountain's Tarzan - Park Hongsook

8th Episode: Fighting Crime - Seojin Hall Room 17

9th Episode: Code name KT and the man in black

10th Episode: 5 days and 4 nights of Silence in the Odaeyang massacre

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You can find this program on YouTube simply by typing 꼬꼬무 in the search bar. But if you are lazy, like me, here's the link to the playlist.

Link: Playlist 꼬꼬무

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☎️ CONTACTS ► Personal Instagram – halleyj96119 ► Study Instagram – studywith.halley ► Tumblr – halleyj96 ► Youtube – Halley’s Adventure ► Facebook – Halley’s Adventure ► WordPress – Halley’s Adventure ► Email – [email protected]

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echo-three-one · 3 years

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I'm 5'4, pale, with really long, dyed wavy black hair (natural blonde) and green eyes. I'm really into astrology, writing, and video games. But also, I am a big cultural and history nerd and love having political and philosophical debates. I'd say I'm pretty independent and introverted. I love to travel and meet people from different places, so my ideal date would be with someone who's maybe not from my own country or cultural region and discussing everything!

You had me at astrology. We could start things off by judging my square-ridden chart and laugh at how empty i am depicted by my first house being planetless.

Huge nintendo nerd. and if you're a history buff we could binge oversimplified on youtube or maybe ruining history by buzzfeed unsolved or even bill wurtz's most famous video.

I am a high chance of being not on your country and I would love to discuss everything I know with you. We could do it while talking, eating and I'll even try to continue it through texting lmao.

#date asks

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catboyloki · 4 years

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hi we were tagged by an, @ragnaroeks , to do some games !! i had fun :3 i’ll tag some people too just because we are all bored so maybe some games will be fun !!

rules : spell your url with song titles and tag 10 people.

r : rollercoaster - bleachers & charli xcx

a : as we fall - league of legends

t : theia - trash80

b : by the bridge - logic

o : one more day - sistar & giorgio moroder

y : yellow - coldplay

l : loophole - noel miller & spock

o : overtime - cash cash

k : kids - onerepublic

i : idfc - blackbear ( especially the acoustic version )

quarantine asks :

•where are you isolated ??

i’m at home with my parents !!

•what are you currently reading or watching ??

watching : dave, buzzfeed unsolved

reading : supermarket, loki agent of asgard ( again )

•if you can go outside, what do you like to do during this time ??

i take my dog on walks and just sit in the yard with all my pets.

•any fascinating concept you’re studying ??

not atm !! looking into going back to school for art history or theology !!

•what kind of acts of creativity / forms of art are you currently doing ??

i’m writing a lot more and hashing out some ideas for future tattoos !!

•a song that resonates with your state of mind at the moment ??

sad kid in a black hoodie - lil phag

•favourite impulsive / “bad” coping techniques ??

smoking, coke, drinking, sexting

•favourite healthy / “good” coping techniques ??

meditating, distraction by watching youtube or a movie, talking to friends, coming onto tumblr, going for a walk, petting my cats

rules : bold everything that applies to you & tag 10 people you’d like to get to know better.

A P P E A R A N C E

i’m over 5′5″. i wear glasses / contacts. i have blonde hair. i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing. i have one or more piercings. i have at least one tattoo. i have blue / green eyes. i have dyed or highlighted my hair. i have gotten plastic surgery. i have or had braces. i sunburn easily. i have freckles. i paint my nails. i typically wear makeup. i don’t often smile. i am pleased with how i look. i prefer nike to adidas. i wear baseball hats backwards.

H O B B I E S A N D T A L E N T S

i play a sport. i can play an instrument. i am artistic. i know more than one language. i have won a trophy in some sort of competition. i can cook or bake without a recipe. i know how to swim. i enjoy writing. i can do origami. i prefer movies to tv shows. i can execute a perfect somersault. i enjoy singing. i could survive in the wild on my own. i have read a new book series this year. i enjoy spending time with friends. i travel during school or work breaks. i can do a handstand.

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

i am in a relationship ( i don’t know what we are yet lmao. ) i have been single for over a year. i have a crush. i have a best friend i have known for ten years. my parents are together. i have dated my best friend. i am adopted. my crush has confessed to me. i have a long distance relationship. i am an only child. i give advice to my friends. i have made an online friend. i met up with someone i have met online.

A E S T H E T I C S

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell. i have watched the sunrise. i enjoy rainy days. i have slept under the stars. i meditate outside. the sound of chirping calms me. i enjoy the smell of the beach. i know what snow tastes like. i listen to music to fall asleep. i enjoy thunderstorms. i enjoy cloud watching. i have attended a bonfire. i pay close attention to colors. i find mystery in the ocean. i enjoy hiking on nature paths. autumn is my favorite season.

M I S C E L L A N E O U S

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle. i am the mom friend. i live by a certain quote. i like the smell of sharpies. i am involved in extracurricular activities. i enjoy mexican food. i can drive a stick-shift. i believe in true love. i make up scenarios to fall asleep. i sing in the shower. i wish i lived in a video game. i have a canopy above my bed. i am multiracial. i am a redhead. i own at least three dogs.

i’m tagging the same people i always tag lol i’m annoying, love u guys <3

@a-galaxy-away @tonyrights @cosaimai @pinkpolygons @toadwife @lokibi @lf-archived @peachesupreme @golddplatedd @lbsy @cozybats @krak-ons @belerisr @thefishfrommars @friendoffelidae @valentangels @sindigenous @lokigetspegged @kmarx @cvltura @pastelkay @opbi @okayloki @niceferatuz @minipoltergeist and really anyone else lol

-kol and ghost ✨

#kol.txt #ghost.txt #kols not really here rn so

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yehet-me-up · 4 years

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Frozen North ~ Night Three

PAIRING: Chanyeol x reader

GENRE: Horror/Suspense/SPOOP in general/light romance (because who else would I be?)

WORD COUNT: 2,160

RATING: PG13 (nothing gruesome, but knowing me there will be swearing)

SUMMARY: You run a late night radio show dedicated to telling scary stories and urban legends, the creepier the better. Listeners call in and share their own, creating a small but loyal community of folks like you who love this sort of thing. One night, a man calls in with what sounds like an all-too-real story and before you know it, you’ll do anything to make sure he’s safe.

Frozen North Masterlist

‘I don’t like this,’ Daniel says, coming into the booth with his bag slung over his shoulder. ‘Shit like this gives me the heebie jeebies.’

You stare at the number on the screen, running an anxious hand through your hair. ‘I don’t like it either. Something is seriously wrong here.’

He folds his arms and leans against the door frame. ‘And you’re sure this isn’t some stunt?’

Your eyes widen at his insinuation. ‘Do you think I’m doing this?’

Daniel sags with relief, awkwardly coughing. ‘No, I just- I’m glad you said it’s not you but… would have been nice if this was all some game.’

‘Yeah, it would have been.’ You stand and quickly close down your station. ‘I don’t think it is.’

He shuts off the studio lights, holding the door open for you. There’s a hauntedness behind his eyes that makes you shiver in the darkness.

‘Me neither.’

When you get home the first thing you do is find food to shove in your face. The life of a grad student isn’t the most glamorous, but you make the most of it. Normally you try and cook a balanced meal, even though you get home so late. But tonight you grab a pack of mini muffins and pull out your laptop.

You need answers, and you won’t sleep until you find them.

Grabbing your phone, you shove a muffin in your mouth and text the number, trying not to feel like you’re slowly going insane.

Y/N 12:31 AM: Chanyeol? If you’re there can you please tell me if you’re alright?

While you wait, you email yourself the photo from his FaceTime call. A reverse image search turns up nothing and you frown. Searching the most obvious place, you type his name into the advanced search on Facebook. 'Chanyeol’ garners 526 results. None of the first dozen or so listings look like him. You try to search Alaska but it brings up two profiles with default Facebook anonymous photos.

Frowning, you bite your lip. Instinct makes you type in ‘Seattle’ and instantly his profile comes up. You gasp and almost upend your laptop onto the floor, narrowly catching it with your quick reflexes.

His profile is set to private. ‘Dammit.’

It doesn’t give you much. A high school in Redmond, Washington. It says he attends the University of Washington too. Once for undergrad and now for grad school. No indication of years attended or major studied. No job listed. No friends list to dig through. The void of information makes you ache.

But it does give you one key thing - his last name. Park.

In under a minute you have his instagram profile pulled up. loey61.

It’s absolutely him. Gone are the fear and exhaustion from his face, he looks so real and alive and energetic in his photos he reminds you of the sun. As you scroll through his feed your heart squeezes insistently in your chest. His smile dominates his face, crinkles forming at the corners of his eyes as he laughs in photos.

Videos taken with a shaky hand at concerts. Sleepy selfies with his hand on his chin and his hair a mess of odd angles. Photos from a weeklong trip he took to Japan last year.

It feels as though you know him, but you’ve never met; you’d have remembered the man with brown eyes and a voice like a roll of thunder.

The bars he goes to with his friends are the same ones you frequent with your friends from school, with people from the station. He has no less than ten photos over the past few years of Suzallo library - the stained glass and the soaring Gothic architecture that surrounds your favorite study spot.

How have we been orbiting each other for years and never met? From his captions you gather he’s studying the anthropology of music. The buildings are right across from each other on campus. You frown and chew on the inside of your cheek. So strange.

Rallying your mind, you click on his most recent photo, dated a week ago. A photobooth photo, if you had to guess, of him in his bedroom playing the guitar, a pick between his teeth. The caption is the guitar emoji and the dancing man emoji.

The comments are what worry you.

Hey Chan, where are you? You missed my gig Monday at Showbox, what gives?

Helloooooo are you alive? Did Radiohead call you to tour and you’ve abandoned us?

Yo what time are we meeting for that study group on Thursday i totally forgot to write it down hahaha

Mom’s getting worried C, why aren’t you answering your phone?

The last comment catches your attention and you click on the profile.

The family resemblance is uncanny, and the photo of the two of them from Christmas wearing matching reindeer antlers confirms it. With a shaky hand you click on the message button. ‘Shit, what do I say?’

You decide to just be straight with it. I think we should talk. My name is Y/N and I’m a radio host in Seattle. I think your brother has been calling in. Unless he’s the kind of person to pull some kind of crazy prank, I think he’s in danger. My number is 206-972-6347 if you prefer to text me. The show is The Long Night on 107.9 KJWZ and he’s called in the last two nights. The recordings should be up on our website.

It’s 1:57 AM at this point, so you don’t expect a response. There’s not much else you can do at the moment, so after dragging yourself through your nighttime routine you crawl into bed.

As a last bleary thought you pull up his IG profile and send him a message.

I really hope you’re alright.

Aside from the usual messages from your friends, instagram alerts, and the like you have nothing from Chanyeol or his sister. With a sigh, you get ready for class.

Through a meeting with your thesis advisor, two seminars, a class you TA, and three hours in Suzallo studying and writing and trying not to watch for him, you anxiously check your phone every few minutes. Nothing.

By the time you arrive at the station you’re feeling anxious and desperate. On any other day it would amuse you how much you care about some random person, but this doesn’t feel random. It feels like fate, or some cruel joke God is pulling on you.

Daniel gives you a tight-lipped smile when you come in the booth to set down your bag and coat. ‘Any word?’ he asks, eyeing the way you clutch your phone tightly.

‘No.’ You sigh, ‘I found him online, though.’

For once he doesn’t say anything back, just nods for you to continue.

‘I found his Facebook and his Instagram. I reached out to his sister. There’s all these worried comments…’

Suse stands up from the desk in the booth when she sees you and sets her headphones on the stand. She hurries into the room and puts an arm around you. ‘How’s it going with the mystery man? We’re all dying to know.’

You lean your head on her shoulder briefly before showing her the blank screen on your phone. ‘I messaged him last night, but there’s nothing. I don’t know what’s going to happen tonight, but I’m afraid for him.’

She sighs and snaps her fingers. ‘Dammit, I was hoping this was just a prank.’

‘Me too-’ you start, but get cut off by the dinging of your phone. You haven’t had it off silent since 2008, but this is a special occasion.

You pull up his message, heart thundering in your chest, and watch as photos come through. Six of them. Finally, a video.

The photos are dark but they show a smooth white surface, lit by a moon high in the cloudy sky. All slightly blurry and from different angles, but it’s no mistaking this is the ice he’s been talking about.

‘Hey, I don’t mean to interrupt but it’s-’ Daniel starts, pointing at the clock.

‘So don’t,’ Suse says and waves him off.

You hit play on the video and the sound of wolves howling and wind makes your stomach drop. It’s only eleven seconds but it feels like it takes an eternity.

‘Oh, shit,’ Suse says behind you.

‘I know.’

‘No, look.’ She points to the vague outlines of dark lines on the video. ‘Are those bars?’

You play it over twice more, turning the brightness up and squinting. ‘Fucking hell, I think you’re right.’

Suse nudges your shoulder. ‘You should try to call him, he just sent these.’

‘Good idea.’

You hit the call button and wait while it rings. The longer it goes, the more Daniel points to the clock showing 8:06, the higher your anxiety rises. Finally, it ends. An automated message tells you yet again that the subscriber has not set up a voicemail box and you want to scream.

Frantically, you send him a text. Where are you?

‘If he doesn’t message me by intermission... I’m calling the cops.’

Suse shrugs on her coat and whoops. ‘Atta girl. I have to pick up Jimmy from work but if you need anything, call me. I mean it.’

‘Thanks.’

She leaves and you stare at the phone and the way those three little dots aren’t appearing. Daniel makes a noise of distress and you sigh. ‘Alright alright, I’m going.’

The show goes smoothly as it can. You thank yourself profusely for having Sundays set aside to pre-script the shows for the week. Lord knows where you’d be right now otherwise, with how much this Chanyeol situation has taken over your thoughts.

You and David the regular discuss the latest episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved. Someone going by the handle CryptidAndProud reads a decent Jersey Devil-inspired story they wrote. A weird crop circle in South America gets a good amount of traction. All the while you tap your foot and watch the clock tick on. Every few minutes you check your phone, refreshing your messages and instagram, hoping you’re not missing anything.

Just before the 10pm intermission a call comes in that makes you sag with relief.

1-907-613-2458 - UNLISTED NUMBER - NOME

You smash the answer button, cutting off one of the callers who is commenting that the crop circle ‘kind of looks like a dick from the right angle, right?’

‘Hello?’ You hardly recognize your own voice - high, frantic, worried. For long seconds the only thing you can hear is the distant sound of scuffling and what sounds like another man’s voice in the background. ‘Chanyeol?’

‘I’m here.’ He sounds so tired you feel it in your bones. ‘I don’t- I’m surprised I’m still here, honestly.’

‘Why is that?’

‘She came to me this morning. Before dawn,’ he says. The phone crackles and you hope the call didn’t drop. ‘I don’t want her to take me. I want to live.’

Suddenly, you want to cry. It seems incomprehensible that on Monday you didn’t know him at all, but by Thursday you’d give anything for him to be okay. You want to scream at him, asking if he’s safe, but you swallow it down harshly.

‘I want that too. How can I help you? Do you know where you are? I saw bars-’

The call cuts out and static fills the air.

‘Hello? Chanyeol?’

Nothing. Your mouse hovers over the end call button but you can’t force yourself do it. The silence of the studio settles over you, not comforting like it usually is, but strangling, suffocating. You hate it with every fiber of your being. Daniel rubs his eyes in the booth, looking at stressed as you feel.

Clearing your throat, you hit end. The digital switchboard lights up, all sixteen lines filled with flashing lights. People out there, waiting to comment.

‘Well. I don’t - I don’t know what to say. You guys have known me for years, most of you anyway. This isn’t something I’m doing. I think this is… something real. Something dangerous. If any of you know anything about Chanyeol Park, please call in. This has to end. I’ll be right back.’

You motion to Daniel and he queues up the ad break. With a sigh you slip off the headphones and they clatter onto the desk. Stroking your thighs anxiously you debate calling the police right this moment. Your phone rings, vibrating so loud against the wood of the desk you reel back and almost smack the back of your head on it.

It’s not him and you want to howl. But it’s a Seattle number, and you’ve only given yours out to one person this week. Hitting accept you lift the phone.

‘Hello?’

A woman’s voice comes through. ‘Hi, it’s... me Yoora. Chanyeol’s sister.’ She sniffles, she sounds as though she’s been crying. ‘I listened to your show. I think we need to meet up.’

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Tagging @yeoldontknow @enthusiastt @itskindofafairything @gogh-suck-it @nshitae

#chanyeol x reader #chanyeol fanfic #chanyeol au #exo fanfic #exo x reader #exo au

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mazanica · 5 years

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A collection

Just a collection of “incorrect quotes” I intend to one day draw... It’s long because I don’t want to make them into individual posts and accidentally become an incorrect blog, and these are just ones I found and liked so yeah.

Because there’s no page breaks;

oOoOoOoOoOo

Freddy: I can’t believe you did that! I’m at a loss for words!

Bonnie, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, the boss yelled at me for the next 15 minutes.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Red: Whenever straight people assume I’m one of them I feel like a gay secret agent.

Chii: Lesbionage.

Mangle: Bi Spy.

Marion: It’s an Ace Case.

Goldie: Pan with a Plan.

Blue: …Secret Gaygent.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Chica: Ugh, Chii’s so attractive

Foxy: Don’t be jealous Chica, ye’re attractive too!

Chica: I’m not jealous, Foxy. I’m gay.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Freddy: I’ve prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.

Foxy: Which I will.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Freddy: There's an upside to all of this, really, so...

Bonnie: What's the upside?

Freddy: Ah, I didn't actually... I thought you just... I thought you would just trust what I said and not actually ask me. I don't-- There's no actual upside to any of this.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Red, about Foxy: What’s wrong with him?

Freddy: Everyone has a different theory.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Blue: Do I date tall people just so they can always see me from my best angle? Or is that just a bonus for them?

Red: I don’t know. How tall are you? That’ll tell you why you date tall people.

Blue: I’m 5'2".

Red: You date tall people because everyone is taller than you.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Chii, shocked: YOU HAVE A FAKE ID?!?!?! With- A FAKE NAME?!?!

Red: Li-listen I-I can explain…

Freddy, without looking up from his book: He used it to get a second library card so he can take twice as many books.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Bonnie: Want to hear a joke?

Freddy: What is it?

Bonnie: My life! Because my life is a joke!

Freddy: Don’t say that, Bonnie.

Bonnie: Aw than-

Freddy: It has to be funny to be a joke

oOoOoOoOoOo

Foxy: You think you can tell me what to do?

Freddy: 5… 4…

Foxy: Wait, stop counting-

Freddy: 3…

Foxy: OKAY!

oOoOoOoOoOo

Red: When I was younger, I tried to form a gang once.

Freddy: How’d it go?

Red: It turned into a book club.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Foxy: I need help.

Chica: Three words.

Foxy: Bet they won’t be helpful.

Chica: Not my problem.

Foxy: I was right.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Marionette: There’s always strength in numbers. For example, if Red had to debate against Blue, Chii and Mangle, it’s obvious who would win the debate.

Chii: Red.

Mangle: Definitely Red.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Chii: I wonder who Chica’s pining after.

Freddy: I know her type is sarcastic, fashionable, oblivious, dedicated, oblivious.

Chii: That doesn't really narrow it down.

Freddy: Did I mention oblivious?

Chii: Yeah. Why?

oOoOoOoOoOo

Freddy: What are you doing?

Foxy: This is MY cove, ye know. I can stand wherever I want, thank ye very much.

Freddy:

Foxy:

Freddy: Where’s the spider?

Foxy: Under the table.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Red: A note? You sneak out and left me a note?

Blue: I knew you wouldn’t approve of me going out.

Red: It wasn’t even a good note, “If you are reading this, I am probably dead.” What sort of note is that?!

oOoOoOoOoOo

Red: Hello, people who don’t live here.

Bonnie: Hey.

Chica: Hi.

Freddy: Hello.

Foxy: Hey!

Red: I gave you the keys for emergencies.

Chica: We were out of doritos.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Blue: FOUR MONTHS

Bonnie: What is he talking about?

Red: It’s not that big a deal-

Blue: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS-

oOoOoOoOoOo

Freddy: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Bonnie: What if it bites me and it dies!?

Red: Then you’re poisonous, you idiot!

Blue: What if it bites itself and I die?

Freddy: That’s voodoo.

Chica: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Freddy: That’s correlation, not causation.

Mangle: What if we bite each other, and neither of us dies?

Foxy: That’s kinky.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Blue: I'm gay.

Chii: Shit, sorry, I forgot to act surprised, do it again.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Chii: I think we're missing something

Red: Cohesion? Teamwork? A general sense of what we're doing?

oOoOoOoOoOo

Chii: Two, four, six, eight, why do people think I’m straight?

oOoOoOoOoOo

Bonnie: I’m not jealous. I just get this weird burning feeling when I think about Blue being with somebody else.

Freddy: That’s jealousy.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Chica: What the hell happened in here?

Foxy: We were trying to make peanut butter and jelly.

Bonnie: It’s 3 ingredients. You’d think we’d be able to do it without screwing it up.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Freddy: Are you getting enough sleep?

Red: Sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Blue: Hey, what does “je ne sais pas” mean?

Red: “I don’t know.”

Blue: Fine, then don’t tell me.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Freddy: Okay, so you’re driving and Bonnie and Foxy walk onto the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Chica: Oh, definitely Bonnie.

Freddy: The brakes, Chica. You hit the brakes.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Red: Let me tell you about the birds and the bees.

Blue: Wait- No. Please...No.

Red: Did you know there are over 10,000 species of birds?

Blue: What-?

Red: And that bees are dying at an alarming rate?

Blue: I-

Red: Get your jacket. We're gonna save some bees.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Chii: What state do you live in?

Mangle: Constant anxiety.

Red: Denial.

Blue: Perfection.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Foxy: See? See, one day you're gonna look back on this and laugh.

Freddy: I assure you, for the rest of my life, every time I look back on this I will personally go over to your cove and smack you.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Mangle: Is there a word that’s a mix between mad and sad?

Red: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Blue: Smad

oOoOoOoOoOo

Blue: When I’m murdered, make sure my case is unsolved.

Red: What?

Blue: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Chii: Can we go back to the bit where he said “WHEN I’m murdered?”

oOoOoOoOoOo

Freddy: I had a dream about you.

Foxy: Are you sure it was me?

Freddy: I was yelling.

Foxy: Definitely me.

oOoOoOoOoOo

Freddy: That’s it? That’s the fort you guys have been bragging about?

Bonnie: Well…I guess it does need a little work here and there.

Freddy: A little work? It needs an architectural firm!

oOoOoOoOoOo

Goldie: How does this shirt look?

Spring: Amazing! I wish I could pull that off

Goldie: Go ahead

Spring: What

Goldie: What

oOoOoOoOoOo

Freddy: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Blue: But that’s just a trash can.

Freddy: Sure is.

#fnaf #these are fun #I don't want to become an Incorrect Quotes Blog or anything #But some of these are just fun #and I wanna draw them #I don't have sources #I'm sorry #IT'S LONG #but fun #are the keep readings working now?

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❥ — taylor swift’s fall netflix list // gettin’ deep & personal task.

Taylor’s a sucker for binge-watching a television show and ignoring the fact that she should be replying to emails about work, so what’s a better way to procrastinate than answering a bunch of fall related questions while watching a baking show? (click on the picture for hq!)

what’s your favorite part of fall? Everything. I know, I know… I might’ve said summer was my favorite season, but honestly? I love this time of the year so much. The leaves here are beginning to change colors. Soon they’ll fall to the ground in an array of golden-tones, stripping the trees bare in the process. We’ll all soon follow, wiping ourselves clean of the year’s hard times in anticipation of the better that’s sure to come. Pumpkin flavors can now be requested in coffee shops all over, and in just a couple weeks time, children will line the streets in costumes. There’s something in the breeze that heals. I can’t explain it, but I can feel it. Goosebumps litter my skin and at times I have to question whether I’m cold or whether my body is coming alive for the first time in ten months. Fall has arrived and so has my spirit.

what about your least favorite? Hm, hard call. Maybe the colder weather? I don’t mind it, but I don’t really enjoy the feeling of my limbs feeling numb from the coldness.

what’s a song that always makes you think of Halloween? Thriller by Michael Jackson! If you don’t do the dance when you hear this song, we can’t be friends.

describe your quintessential fall outfit? Fall fashion is some of my favorite and, in my opinion, often the most creative! Usually, I’m always wearing fall colors with jeans, boots, and a sweater. Scarves, hats, and gloves can be found in my wardrobe during this time of year, too.

have you ever played with a ouija board? No, I wouldn’t do that. I’ve seen one too many horror films to know that it never ends well when you mess with those things.

do you feel that fall makes you happy or sad? Happy, most of the time! Although, it does make me feel slightly nostalgic, so that can always bring up unwanted feelings to the surface.

what’s your favorite Halloween-related movie? I always go for more light-hearted movies rather than all out scary movies, so I would have to say Hocus Pocus. But, I like Practical Magic, too.

now that the weather’s getting colder, what’s a go-to comfort meal for fall? Mac and cheese is my comfort food. It’s homey, warm, and so delicious.

do you believe in ghosts & spirits? A little bit. I’m the kind of person to hear a mysterious noise and think “ghosts!” because that’s just who I am. I believe there are things we can’t see that exist, but I don’t really believe in the traditional ideas of what “ghosts” are. Maybe I’ll Buzzfeed Unsolved it one of these days and see if they’re truly real for myself.

favorite fall-related scent? Freshly made pumpkin pie from the oven is such a good smell, but I also love the smell of nature after it rains.

are you a generally superstitious person? I’m not overall superstitious, but I believe that there are things we can’t see or fathom. I believe there’s things we can’t explain, yet or ever. I believe that the number thirteen is my lucky number, and whenever it pops up randomly, I always believe it’s good luck for me.

do you rake up the leaves in your yard, or leave them fall where they may? I just leave them on the ground until I know it’s supposed to snow, and then I rake them up for them to burn. Fallen leaves make for a good bonfire.

if you were home alone and heard footsteps in your house, what would you do? I would probably check my security camera footage, and if I felt really spooked out, I’d call a friend to come over and stay the night!

hot apple cider or pumpkin spice coffee? Oooh, don’t do this to me. I love both, but a mug of hot apple cider is amazing when you’re at the window and reading a book.

pick a team of three people to go with you to a haunted house if you wanted to survive? Let me see… I think I’d choose Bill Skarsgård because he’s taller than me and I trust that he could protect the rest of the team; James McAvoy because he’s hilarious and I’m sure he could calm my nerves and lighten the mood; and Delta Goodrem since she’s my soul sister and I would need her for moral support. Bill, James, and Delta – those three would be my team if I had to go into a haunted house to survive.

do you use the pumpkin seeds once you’ve scooped ‘em from the jack-o-lantern? I usually save them! I roast them in the oven and eat them as a snack.

favorite Halloween costume that you’ve ever worn? Getting the chance to wear Ryan’s Deadpool costume was pretty cool. Didn’t think it would fit at first, but I’m glad it did!

what’s your favorite fall time activity? Going out at night and walking against the brisk air, warm coffee in my hand, feeling free and abandoned with my loved ones; sitting outside in the afternoons with a cozy sweater and writing/drawing; watching the darkening of the days, giving way to even brighter sunsets and sunrises.

graveyards at night: yay or nay? Uh, no. I don’t even like going to them in the daytime, so going to one during the night would not be for me.

do you enjoy baking during the fall season? Of course! Imagine if I didn’t bake almost everyday during the fall season? If you can name it, I can bake it. Cookies, pies, cakes, bread – those will fill my kitchen at all times.

are you more into Halloween parties or trick-or-treating? Since I’m older, I would say Halloween parties. Though, now that I’m living in Bayview, I’m hoping to get a chance to pass out candy to kids. Seeing little ones dressed up in their costumes is so cute.

what role do you play in a horror movie: the final girl, first to die, comic relief, the brain, or the murderer? Honestly? Depends on my mood. Kidding. Well, maybe. I feel like most people would assume that I would be the first to die in a horror movie and they might be right, but I feel like I could be the brain to come up with a plan to save us all. I’d be the comic relief if I’m nervous or feeling stressed during it all, the final girl if my plan goes like it should, and the murderer if I saw someone I disliked.

have you ever changed your appearance with the season? like dyeing your hair or doing different makeup? A lot of people dye their hair darker as the seasons change, but I don’t think I can pull off brown hair, so I just stick to blonde. I usually change my makeup to more darker tones.

after a scary movie… lights on or off? On, always. And I have to watch something more light-hearted afterwards otherwise I can’t go to sleep.

what’s your favorite candy that you look forward to getting around Halloween? Definitely Reese’s Pieces or M&M’s. You’ll never see me with candy corn, though. Whoever likes those are wrong. Very, very wrong. They have no taste, they’re boring, and they’re just not a good Halloween candy. Or even candy in general. Honestly, just don’t even talk to me if you like candy corn. Please. Also, if you have any in your presence, you should do yourself a favor and throw them away.

you’re a witch or warlock… what’s your familiar animal? Would it be too predictable to say a cat? It would be cool if they could talk like Salem, too.

it’s an apple, and it’s coated with what: chocolate, candy or caramel? A chocolate M&M covered apple would be my pick. I never eat it from the stick, so I usually cut it with an apple slicer and then have my way with it.

do you believe in any urban legends like moth man or chupacabras? Can’t say I do, only because I’m not really familiar with either of those. I will say that I believe in Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster.

are you more into the fall aesthetic, or just in it for Halloween? Both? I love fall because of the crispness of the air against the gentle warmth of sunlight, the reemergence of cozy dark clothing and boots, a fresh brew of coffee as the sun rises and the chill starts to nip at your nose and cheeks, the faint scent of cinnamon, shorter days in exchange for softer evenings and brighter sunrises, greenery turning over to bold reds, oranges, and yellows, a tangible feeling that you can do anything… I could go on forever, I just really, really love autumn, my soul feels so at home when it’s this time of year. But, I do love Halloween and I refuse to believe it begins within the plane of manmade time, and is not an atmospheric state that graces us mere mortals every year without fail, bringing with it an odd chilly peace and natural pleasantries and a sort of magic, all of which is willed by the Gods of Spook. Yes, I know, I’m weird.

supernatural time: do you wanna be a vampire, werewolf, or zombie? I’ve been a zombie once, and let me tell you, sitting for six hours in a makeup chair is not fun. But in all seriousness, if I had to choose based off of what I’ve seen in TV shows and such, I think I’d go with being a werewolf. I mean, having to turn on a full moon and have every bone in my body break doesn’t sound like too much fun, but it does sound better than having to live off of blood and never actually dying (unless you get stabbed in the heart with a wooden stake). With how much the world is changing, I don’t think I would to live long enough to see how it all ends.

#bviewtask #( ❛ ░ ▌ it's my life so truth be told // tasks.#okay so i tried to be poetic with some of the answers bc she's like that sometimes but it might've turned out cheesy sfjisdf #also ik some of these aren't really on netflix but we can pretend

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Do you have a fringe? Nah. I’m scared about how it would look like since my forehead isn’t all that big - I feel like I would end up looking like I have a bowl cut if I got bangs :(( Do you like any films with Barbara Streissand in them? I have not seen any of her movies. Which breed of dog do you find most scary? Chihuahua, which is also my least favorite breed. And by least favorite I mean I hate most of them. What's the secret to your success? It’s a different formula for everyone. Do you keep any photos in your wallet? No. I stopped doing that when someone stole my wallet where my first Polaroid photo I ever took with Gab was in.

Anyone you really miss right now? Sure. Did you know that all the fish are dying out? For a long time now, right? Would you ever wear a white tuxedo? For a dare, sure. It wouldn’t hurt me. Do you judge a book by its cover? Like 3 out of 10 times I meet someone, I would. But only for a split second. Do you like chips and dips? Yes. It’s a no-fail appetizer/snack. Last time you went on a rollercoaster: 2012 or 2013. I don’t remember the year we went to Singapore, but it was during my trip to Universal Studios there. Ever been to a pottery class? Not a class, but I’ve been to a place where they do pots and vases and they allow visitors to try the whole pottery thing out. Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard? Uh. Who was the last person to stay over at your house? My sister’s boyfriend. He comes over at least once a week and I’m starting to get annoyed, but I try to understand since they’ve only been together for like 4 months and it’s usually like that when the relationship is fairly new. Do you like red lipstick? Not on me. Can you recall your country's national anthem? Of course. Do you believe in ghosts? It’s fun to believe in the possibility. Plus, watching Buzzfeed Unsolved never gets old. Which sweets/candy would you put into your dream pic'n'mix? Not a fan of those. If you had a boat, where would you sail in your boat? I haven’t really thought about this. Somewhere in Palawan would be fine. Can you rap? I have a few rap songs that I’ve completely memorized, but I can’t come up with my own verses or do freestyle. Are you a light sleeper? If there’s a reason to sleep light (e.g. I have to wake up super early the next day) I can be one. But generally, I can probably sleep through earthquakes. When you were young, did you ever pretend to "marry" somebody? I probably did. What is your favourite Disney film? Toy Story. Do you prefer brown or white bread? White bread. Have you ever spent an entire day in bed? Do you mean depression? Sure. Don't you just find it annoying when people get too much plastic surgery? It’s not annoying – you do you. I do find it funny when their faces stop moving from getting too much work done. Like it’s amazing how they consciously want to do that to/for themselves? Anyway, whatever, like I said you do you lmao. How high's your pain threshold? Not high. Anything from a pinch to a prick to being shocked is painful for me. What would you wear to a red carpet event? When I want to really dress up, I like body-hugging, sleek, and slightly revealing dresses/gowns. Whose birthday is next, out of all the people you know? My mom’s birthday is on September 2nd. What kind of coat are you going to wear in the winter? Did you ever go through a Goth phase? Not me hahaha. I skipped all that and went straight to my Beyoncé and Twilight phase. Do you find architecture interesting? Yes. But some of it is just really weird, like I know there’s a house in India that’s like 27 stories high and is just a bunch of floors stacked on top of one another. When on the computer do you ever think about how it all works? Sure. How many songs are there in your iTunes library? Stopped using iTunes many years ago. Do you like Irish accents? I’m not obsessed with them, but I don’t hate them. Describe the worst date you've ever been on: Haven’t been on a date other than with my current girlfriend and all our dates have been a blast lol. When did you last go to the park? The sad thing about this is that this question assumed there are stroll-friendly, clean, well-maintained parks in the Philippines. Which two animals would you breed together to make a hybrid? No thanks. Do you ever forget how to walk? No? Do you own a Jesus bracelet? Hell no. How far out can you stick your tongue? Not very. Do you like David Bowie? I had a super brief Bowie phase when he was referenced in the movie The Runaways (which Kristen Stewart starred in), but it didn’t last long. Would you eat a live cockroach if it made you a millionaire? NO Does it annoy you when you feel like people aren't really listening? Yeah, but I wouldn’t be surprised either. Are you the type who usually plays it safe? Yes. I take risks mostly if I know something is in it for me. Do you want what you can't have? Sure. Ever been copied by somebody, clothing or style-wise? I don’t think so. Is there a point to clear nail varnish? I don’t do anything to my nails so I have no idea what you’re talking about. What is the latest time you've ever woken up? Around 10 AM, possibly. Ever gotten into trouble over something you didn't really do? Always. Are you currently ill? Nope, I’m doing fine. Don't you just hate being corrected? If I deserved to be corrected, I wouldn’t hate it. But if I was being corrected condescendingly, that’s when I’ll have a problem. Are there any really beautiful buildings close to where you live? Nah. All the nice ones are in either Makati or Manila. Natural or artificial? Natural. Who do you think about most? Would probably be Gab. Do you have embarrasing parents? I thought they did embarrassing stuff at first, but now we goof around together. How often do you use the word "poltent"? Literally never. How's your grandmother? They’re both okay. Grandma on my dad’s side seems to have an event everyday so she’s still going strong lol, grandma on my mom’s side is starting to get a bad knee but can still cook one hell of a storm. What in your opinion is the most annoying noise in the world? My alarm. Are you any good at writing? Sure. Can you speak any Spanish? I don’t speak it but it’s easy to understand some words and phrases thanks to context clues and 300 years of repressive Spanish rule :) Do you like things from the '50s? Sure, except for the racial segregation and glaring patriarchy. The social situation at the time sucked, but I’m not gonna lie and say I didn’t like the ~aesthetics at the time. Would you rather be skeletal or curvy? Having curves would be nice. What's your favourite type of cloud? I don’t have one. What's something that really matters to you? My friends and how they’re feeling. Did that pass some time? Sure.

#survey #surveys

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Riftdale Camp AU Drapples

So, I pretty much joined in a Summer Gift Exchange with some friends and we each had to either write a fic or draw a piece of fan-art. This is my end of the exchange for @apocalypticdinosaur Hope you enjoy! (Also @talesfromriftdaleexchange so you can easily find it.)

It was another day at the Mount Riftdale Summer Camp. It would be like any other day at this mess of a camp except for one thing… the heat fucking reached triple digits. Chief, one of the camp counselors, was checking the thermostat in the dining cabin. The thermostat says it is 104 degrees. Chief sighs, the kids can’t play like this. Bart’s craft activity already had to be moved inside into one of the activity cabins and Claire’s scavenger for clues to Area 51’s true location had to be canceled, much to Claire’s dismay. Not to mention the heat was making everyone irritated. Cristian’s normal terrible personality has been made worse and has already cussed five kids out. If Chris stays in this heat any longer, Chief is pretty sure that Chris would murder a poor kid. Even Smith’s normal cheerful demeanor has been brought down. He didn’t say thank you when Mike gave Smith his lunch. All in all, everyone was having a pretty shitty time. So everyone was glad when Dad, the head of the camp, called a counselor meeting.

Each of the counselors went over to the counselor cabin, after sending the kids to their own cabins of course, and found themselves places to sit down. Chief and Smith sat on the couch, Bart sat in the loveseat, Christian sat on the counter, and Claire… sat on top of the fridge. Dad was standing up and grinning even though everyone else was dying of heat.

“As I’m sure all of you know, it’s been a little hot today- “Dad started before being rudely interrupted by Christian.

“A little fucking hot?! It’s like a fucking volcano that has been thrown into the god damn sun! My face is literally fucking melting and turning into flesh goop!” Christian complained while pouring salt into his hand and eating it. Chief got up and took the salt away but not without Christian giving Chief a growl. Dad took some time to compose himself before continuing.

“Now kiddo, while I am very proud of you contributing to this discussion, I wasn’t done yet. Since it’s been so hot today I was thinking that it is time to use the recently opened pool we’ve acquired.” Dad finished his sentence by clapping his hand together. Claire looked over at Dad with a confused look on his face.

“When did we get a pool?” Claire asked.

“Like I said, it was recently opened!” Dad said with a grin on his face. Claire was still confused.

“But I didn’t think that there was any building going on recently- “Claire began while slowly climbing off the fridge to see if he can sneakily get a cookie from the counter.

“Anyways! I think today’s camp activity should be having fun and trying out the new pool!” Dad said with a smile.

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Chief fumble with the keys as he unlocked the gate to the pool and let all the screaming kids in. Dad was already in there cooking some barbeque for the kiddos when they get hungry. There was also an ice-cream truck near-by for some reason. Two figures could be seen in the window. Two figures that Claire recognized easily. Claire ran up the window and knocked. The window opened revealing… you guessed, our beautiful lesbians Stacci and Beckii!!

“Omg Claire! I missed you bitch!” Stacci said while peering out the window. Claire smiled up at Stacci and waved.

“Stacci! What are you doing here” Claire asked.

“So, like, the guy who runs this camp, I think he introduced himself as dad, paid us a lot of money to bring our ice cream truck around to the pool and, like, give the kids free ice-cream! Well, I guess it’s not free since Dad paid for it all but its whateves.” Stacci explained while picking out some ice-cream and handing it to Claire. “Here BFFLB! I know you, like, live under a rock and don’t have this a lot.” As Claire grabs the ice-creams his eyes lit up.

“Thanks Stacci! I owe you one. I’ll be right back, me and the other counselors need to change into our swimsuits!” Claire said while running off.

“Ice-cream is free babe!” Stacci called to Claire as he was leaving.

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The kids have already all made it to the pool when the counselors finally finished changing into their swimsuits. Except Christian. Only God himself could make Christian show more skin then his ankles. Claire and Bart was in classic bathing trunks, one with little ufos and the other that looked like rainbow paint splatters. You can guess which is which. Meanwhile Smith and Chief… oh dear god… those two lovely bois were wearing a classic old-timey man’s one- piece. Chief with black and white stripes and Smith with what looks to be a monochrome paint splatter palate but is actually colorful…if it wasn’t on Smith that is. As soon as Christian saw Chief, he burst out laughing.

“Holy fuck Chief, you look ridiculous.” Christian snickered. He was having too much fun looking at Chief.

“Hey! I think I look quite fashionable in this.” Chief muttered while grabbing sunscreen from nearby. Then one of the campers passed by.

“Looking good Chief!” The kid complemented before running off into the pool.

“See, someone appreciates my taste in clothes.” Chief smirks at Chris.

“Wasn’t that one of the kids who ran around with a mask of your face for a month?”

“Actually, yeah, I think that was.”

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Smith is rushing to the ice-cream truck with Claire and Bart in tow. Smith really wants some ice-cream! Give him it.

“Smith, you know I already had some right?” Claire sighed. He isn’t the biggest fan of being dragged around.

“Well yeeeah, but you said you wanted to come back here to talk to your friend so I’m bringing you with me and Bart to get ice-cream!” Smith beamed. After about five seconds of running/skipping, they make it to the lesbian ice-cream truck. As soon as Stacci saw them, she giggled a bit.

“Man Claire, I didn’t take you as someone who would wear rainbow trunks.” Stacci says while handing Smith and Bart their ice-cream.

“Pfft, really? They’re to ward off the invisible government lions since they get confused by bright colors.” Claire crossed his arms.

“Oooo, isn’t that the theory where you, like, connected the area 51 raid coming up to Buzzfeed Unsolved?” Stacci asked, which caused Claire to smile because some actually remembered one of his theories for once.

“Wow Ms. Stacci! How did you know exactly what ice-cream I would like?” Smith grinned while happily eating his ice-cream.

“Let’s just say I’m good with this stuff.” Stacci winked.

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During the afternoon a black van pulled up near the pool.

“Oh look, the fun police have come here to ruin the party.” Christian scowled. Two people exited the van, a man and a woman both wearing black suits and red ties. The man’s name tag read ‘Oculus’ while the woman’s read ‘Lucidity’. Oculus looked at the pool party with an unamused look on his face. The two walked into the pool area… only to get squirted by a bunch of campers. Lucidity is laugh… Oculus looks furious.

“What is the meaning of this?!” He growled. From behind the army of children, there was Claire, leading the charge.

“…Revolution.” Claire said while loading his gun to shoot again. Lucidity quietly reminded Oculus that these are children just having fun. Oculus sighed and attempted to straighten out his shirt.

“You are needlessly childish Clairvoyance.” Oculus grumbled.

“I know what you are but what am I?” Claire responded back while sticking his tongue out. Oculus just growled and went back to his business.

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Bart and Claire are sitting on a nearby bench while watching Oculus and Lucidity talk to Dad.

“What do you think they want this time?” Bart asked.

“Probably to show off some new little detail they discovered that violates their little rulebook.” Claire groaned.

“…Was it really a good idea to shoot water at them when they came in?”

“Of course! Lucy liked it and it pissed off Oculus quite well.” Claire chuckled

“Lucy?”

“Y’know, Lucidity? She told me to call he Lucy for short.” Claire explained.

“Oh, I guess she likes you then.” Bart sighed.

“…you sound upset?” Claire cocked his head

“Oh, well, it’s just… you seem to get along with other people well and I, uh, can’t really… get along with anybody…” Bart sighed again.

“Pffft, me? Getting along well with people? No one ever even believes me Bart… and we seem to get along just fine.”

“You… really think so?” A small smile appeared on Bart’s face.

“Yeah, Bart. I do.”

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Dusk falls on the pool as kids get out to go and try some of Dad’s barbecue. There’s a rumor going around that it is so powerful, it can give you the ability to fight God in your dreams. Benches and towels have been set around for people to sit and eat. It is too hot for a fire, but the counselors found a giant fire shape lamp that is cool to the touch in shed. Luck, am I right? All the kids and all the counselors are sitting around the fire while wet. Even Christian, because after they shot Oculus and Lucy with water, the kid army with for the stink man. Speaking of Lucy and Oculus, they seemed to be here too for some reason. Most of the counselors think that they are trying to finding some evidence to shut down the camp with. Claire brings them each a plate of steak, much to Oculus’s surprise. Everyone is here and, although tomorrow may not see the same results, everyone is happy. Goodnight Mt. Riftdale Summer Camp, see you when the rift opens its eye again.

#Benjaminutes #tales from riftdale #riftdale #tfrsummerexchange #giftexchange #Camp au #Riftdale camp au

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keith and lance take on the supernatural world

@prompt-master you said fluff, so what do I write? Klangst. I write klangst like the trash I am.

Klance: 2.4k: Buzzfeed Unsolved AU

There are professional ghost hunters—ones who have a whole crew with cameramen and fancy editors—and then there’s Keith and Lance, who started investigating the supernatural unknown as a fun hobby, unaware at the time that they would garner a massive online fan-base that would have them going out once a week to some seemingly haunted location to try and answer the one question everyone always asks them: are ghosts real or not?

There are times when neither capture any supernatural activity, and then there are times like tonight, where they can’t walk two steps down a long corridor in a massive, old, brick mansion without hearing a bang against the wall or a breath of a whisper brushing against their ears along a cold, untraceable breeze.

“This is the big one,” Lance whispers, hands shaking slightly around the camera as he and Keith move toward what’s called “The Throne Room” at the end of the hall. “Don’t you think? We’ve already got so much good footage as is.” He looks over his shoulder, arching both brows at Keith, who rolls his eyes with a sigh.

“Then why are we still here?” Keith asks, voice sharp enough to echo against the narrow walls. “We’ve already got loud banging sounds and unexplained whispers, what more do we need?”

“We need to find the cursed pendant,” Lance answers as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world. “I’m not leaving until—” Lance’s words are cut off by a loud bang against the wall right beside his head. He yelps and jerks back, elbowing Keith’s stomach in the process.

“Fuck,” Keith huffs out, hand moving to his torso instantly as Lance spins around with a sheepish look of sympathy painting his face.

“Shit,” he whispers, hand cupping the one Keith has splayed over his stomach. “Sorry. You okay?”

“Yes,” Keith grumbles, trying hard to keep the annoyance from biting at his tone. “Let’s just keep going.”

Nodding, Lance turns back around and keeps moving forward, with the Throne Room growing closer and closer. His eyes are narrowed and gleaming with hints of excitement and determination. He and Keith read up on the cursed pendant before coming. Apparently, everyone who puts it on dies unexplained deaths. There’s been many who’ve had autopsies, but there’s nothing out of the ordinary found—it’s as if the life of the people just fades away. One guy who was with someone who ended dying told authorities that his friend got really pale and complained of feeling very weak. The two tried to get the pendant off, but it was stuck, as if being kept in place by something unseen—something supernatural. They tried to leave to get help, but the friend died before he made it all the way out of the mansion. Authorities carefully carried the pendant back to the Throne Room before putting strict warnings on the buildings, warnings many people have ignored since then.

It's the exact type of unexplainable circumstance that Lance thrives off of, and he quickens his pace when the door to the Throne Room comes into sight. His free hand drops onto the large doorknob that’s in the shape of a lion, but before he can twist it, Keith’s hand drops to his shoulder, prompting him to look back with a slight frown.

“Keith—”

“Are you sure you want to go in here?” Keith’s voice holds a stern tone that’s colored with concern, enough to have Lance tilting his head.

“Yes, why?”

“People have died in there, Lance.”

Lance breathes out a huff of a laugh. “People have died in every place we’ve gone to since we started this. That’s kind of the point—to try and capture the ghosts of people who’ve died.”

“That’s not what I mean,” Keith grumbles under his breath, but he nods instead of arguing further, knowing that Lance won’t back down, not when they are this close.

“Are you ready?” Lance asks, voice reclaiming the breath of excitement as he practically bounces on the balls of his feet, ready to try and figure out what exactly is killing people.

Shrugging, Keith motions to the door, opting to ignore the ball of nerves twisting in his stomach as Lance turns the doorknob and pushes the door open. Inside, there’s a massive chair in the center of the room with one, large necklace with a ruby pendant resting on top the chair’s gold cushion, and all around the chair on the floor are necklaces with pendants of varying shapes, sizes, and colors. The two step in, barely breathing, and of course, Lance walks straight to the necklace on the chair.

“Don’t touch it,” Keith hisses out, and Lance shakes his head as he crouches down to get a clear shot.

“I won’t. I just want to look at it and around it—see if I can find anything weird.” Lance calls out, voice almost distracted as he fiddles with the lens of the camera, zooming in to get a closer inspection.

Keith’s gaze lingers on Lance’s back, just for a moment, before he turns to nudge his boot in a pile of necklaces on the floor. He watches as they move against his foot, and he’s leaning down to get a closer look when he hears a loud thud that has him whipping his gaze around to see Lance on the floor in front of the massive chair.

“Lance,” he starts, moving toward the brunet, who has gone frighteningly still. “Are you—” his words trail off when he catches sight of a red gleam shining against Lance’s neck. “Lance,” Keith breathes out, voice barely above a whisper as he drops to his knees in front of him. “Why—”

“I didn’t,” Lance protests, voice cracking. “It just kind of floated up and over my head.”

“Take it off,” Keith orders, voice shaking, and his heart plummets to his stomach when Lance looks to him with wide, welling eyes.

“I can’t.” Lance’s voice is a rough whisper as he tries to pull the pendant up and over his head, but something stops it—some unseen force. He can lift it away from his chest, but when he tries to move it up more, it just comes to a halt. He tugs at the chain, trying to break it with trembling hands, but he can’t, it’s indestructible.

Keith rakes a shaking hand through his hair as his eyes dart all across Lance’s face. “How do you feel?”

“Okay,” Lance starts, but the second the word leaves his mouth, he’s hit with strong wave of dizziness that seems to pull the energy from him. He blinks slowly and swallows back a lump of nausea crawling up his throat, and he only manages out a small “Oh,” before Keith is on him and reaching for the necklace.

The second Keith’s fingers brush against the pendant, he’s flying back passed the chair to hit the wall behind it. It feels as if his head hits first, and for a second, his vision goes black and all sounds fade to a dull ringing as he sinks to the floor, back throbbing the whole way down. But, sight and sounds come back in slow waves. Keith can see Lance struggling to stand, to go to him, and then he can hear the repeated screams of his name, over and over until he’s calling out to Lance with a cracking voice.

“I’m fine,” he says, even though he knows he’s not. He’s concussed; he’s played enough sports in high school and college to know the feeling, but Lance is his pressing matter. He struggles to his feet, swaying as he stumbles back to Lance, falling to his knees with a huff a few feet before the brunet. “We got to get that off, Lance,” Keith presses as he glances around for a different way since he can’t touch it.

“It’s stuck,” Lance cries, tears streaming down his cheeks as he continues to struggle to get it off. He can feel himself growing weaker by the second; the room is growing hazy, and he feels frighteningly cold and sick to his stomach.

Keith’s breaths are coming out in choppy pants that stutter against his racing heart. Frustration tugs at his stomach, his chest, because he can’t help. He can’t touch Lance. He doesn’t know what to do except watch his boyfriend fade right before his eyes. Lance’s skin has taken on an ashen gray color, and his lips are starting to turn an off shade of blue. It’s too much, and Keith slams his hand down, knocking a few plastic necklaces to the side.

“Fuck!” He shouts, fist throbbing as he pounds it once more against the floor. His mind is racing, trying to find some inkling of a way out of this that ends with Lance alive. He doesn’t care if he makes it or not, but Lance has too much to see in life, too much to give. And this thought alone has Keith scrambling to his feet despite the room swaying and Lance’s worried, questioning look.

“Let me wear it!” He shouts around the room.

“Keith, what?” Lance can’t talk loud now, and he’s shaking from head to toe.

“I’ll take it from you,” Keith says with a somber look in his eye before he turns his attention to the chair. “Let me take it from him! Please!” It’s a desperate attempt, one that has Lance sobbing on the floor at his feet, but it’s all Keith’s got. If the pendant lifted onto Lance on its own, then surely it can do it again, right? That’s how this supernatural shit works, right? He glares at the chair as if piercing daggers at a previous owner of the pendant, and seconds later, Lance is gasping loudly as the pendant floats from his neck toward Keith.

“Wait,” Lance tries, feeling his energy flowing back into his body now that the pendant is gone. “Wait, Keith! Run or something!” He stumbles to his feet, but Keith stays planted in place and allows the pendant to get close enough to him, to touch him, and when the cool chain meets his skin, a spark of fire shoots out, burning Keith’s neck and sending the pendant flying back to the chair.

“Shit!” Keith hisses, bringing one hand to his neck as Lance practically falls into him. Keith’s free hand snakes around Lance’s back as Lance cries into his shoulder. “Lance,” he tries, and Lance looks up to him. “Let’s get the fuck out of here.”

“Right!” Lance pulls away from Keith and stumbles to grab the fallen camera, and the two book it out of the room and down long corridors until they are shoving the large double doors open and falling to the ground outside of the house, both panting heavily as their limbs tremble with the lingering fear.

Keith takes a moment to suck in a few harsh breaths before he’s crawling over to Lance, hands smoothing all over Lance’s face, arms, chest, in a frantic manner until Lance latches cool fingers around Keith’s wrists.

“Keith, I’m fine.”

At this, Keith’s eyes take on a color of hesitance that has Lance cupping his cheeks and moving in close until their foreheads are pressed against one another.

“I’m fine,” he repeats, and Keith sags against him as his body protests the amount of moving he’s done while with a concussion. His head is pounding, feeling almost as if someone is repeatedly punching his brain, and his back is throbbing from impact with the wall. He’s not even aware of the burn on his neck until Lance’s fingers brush against it, leaving him wincing and pulling away slightly.

“I think we should get you to a hospital.” Lance mutters, and Keith can only nod, wanting to have Lance checked out as well, just to be safe.

“Shiro and Matt are going to kill us,” Keith mutters, thinking of the two knee-deep in clinicals, as Lance helps him to his feet. The second he’s standing, his vision grows dark, but Lance hands him the camera so he can use both hands for support in case Keith goes down.

Lance ignores what Keith said as the two start back to Keith’s truck. “Why did the pendant do that?” He asks instead, voicing his thoughts with a frown. “Why did it reject you?”

“Why does anything that happens to us happen?” Keith grumbles, leaning heavily against Lance as he fights through a dull wave of nausea. “That’s a part of this whole thing—us never actually knowing why this shit happens.”

Lance only nods as he helps Keith into the passenger side of the truck, but before he closes the door, he stops, eyeing Keith with a frown that has Keith tilting his head slightly in question.

“Lance—”

“You were going to sacrifice yourself to save me,” Lance starts, blue irises slowly taking in every inch of Keith’s face. “Why?” His voice is uncharacteristically quiet, and he leans against the door as Keith sighs.

“You are really asking me why?” Keith mutters, and when Lance offers a quick nod, he runs a shaking hand down his face. “I’m not getting into this right now,” he huffs out quietly. “I made a judgement call to save you because I love you, and look—we’re both alive.”

“Keith—” Lance tries, but before he can push further, Keith is leaning over, dangerously close to falling out of the truck, as he smashes his lips against Lance’s, remaining there until he can physically feel Lance relax under his touch.

After a moment, Lance gently pushes on Keith’s shoulders until Keith is safely back in the truck, and Keith shoots Lance a lazy gaze. “Can we please go now? Before I throw up everywhere?”

This gets Lance moving. He slams the door and races around to the driver’s side, hopping in and starting the car almost instantly. When he’s a fair distance away from the mansion, Keith sags against the window with a wince, thumbs lightly grazing the camera resting in his lap.

“Hey,” Lance starts, eyeing Keith nervously. “No sleeping.”

Sighing, Keith lifts his head and twists around to place the camera on the backseat. He doesn’t want to look at it right now—doesn’t want to think about what happened. He turns his gaze back to the windshield in front of him and massages his temple with two fingers as he nods in agreement with Lance.

“No sleeping.”

#voltron #vld #whump #whump fic #prompt #my writing #my voltron writing #klance #langst #klangst #keith kogane #lance mcclain #buzzfeed unsolved au #can ya'll tell i'm knee deep in buzzfeed unsolved hell right now?#because I am #i really fucking am

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honey-baes · 6 years

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ALL THE EMOJI ASKS PLS RACHEL

I DONT THINK U REALIZE HOW MANY THERE BLOODY IS THIS TOOK ME SO LONG AHGSJHAGSJHAGSJ

💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be? @occultlike she looks like she’d be soft n squishy n im here for that

🐹 what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why? litwick!!! idk its just so pretty!!!! i also love darkrai n jirachi cus those were two of my fave pokemon movies as a kid!!!

🌠 if you were in charge of the world, what would the world look like? p fucking gay ig uhh there would be flowers every fucking wear for sure

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had? i dont dream much?? the last dream i had all i remember is like,,, somebody ik dying?? idk

☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend? idr have a best friend BUT i love all my friends for being the most TALENTED N CREATIVE people ever im. gushing

😘 talk about your crush or partner - dude i have a new crush every week but uhh but i kinda have a thing for my friend ajhdahdha

💁 if someone was rude to you, would you be rude back? def not!!!!! i hate confrontation n i usually just stay silent (although that never fuckin works n i really need to stand up for myslef ahdgahd) tho if its playful ill def be a bitch

🌟 what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!) I’ve gotten through so much n im still here!!!!!! // i try to be kind to the people around me //

🐾 what are you scared of most? how will you overcome it? uhh this is dumb but really myself??? like, my paranoia is really shit n it makes me scared of alot of shit im fully aware isn’t a threat or anything

🎁 what never fails to make you happy? flowers!!!!!!!!!!!!

💙 what annoys you about some people? people who are rude for no reason!!!!! it just annoys me when people say something in a rude tone for literally no reason yknow

😤 do you get angry easily? uhh yes unfortunately!!!! i have alot of pent up anger ahdhaajsdhasd

🐇 what do you always daydream about? alot of things!!! i’ll often daydream about mundane stuff like what i’m gonna draw later n that

🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change?

✈️ what is your dream city and why? hmm vancouver looks pretty cool!!!!!! idk im a lil bit sheltered n a lil bit bad at georgraphy

☕️ talk about your ideal day - i’d wake up n make some green tea and honey and then do some painting in my room, n have pasta for dinner!!!! i love pasta jadhajsdja

🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert? introvert definitely!!! i love my friends but being around people, especially outside is really draining hh

💧 when was the last time you cried? uhh yesterday hjdgasd i cry p much every day HhhhH

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment - wetsuit // a lack of colour // drop pop candy // talk too much // if you’re over me

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why? i’ve always thought itd be awesome to be able to read peoples mind!!!! ig i really just want to know what people think of me?? ahdhags

💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say? please for the love of god don’t eat that much icing at once it won’t end well

💚 who are you jealous of and why? idrk um i’m naturally kinda jealous of loads of artists??? just cus i think my arts been p bad recently n im really envious of others art hhh

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why? kindness!!! i’m none of those things except for kind so i might aswell go that route yknow ahdhadgaj

🙊 what are you ashamed of? dude alot of things honestly most things i do adjhadhass

🌺 which languages do you know? which do you want to learn? i know english and welsh!!!!! i don’t think i’d be able to learn another language tbh hh

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be? hmm i love tomoyo daidouji n i’d love to be her friend!!!!! (she’s from cardcaptor sakura!!!)

💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today? i’m in the proccess of drawing something for someone!!!! n fufilling reqs!!!!

🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why? a siren bcs theyre pretty and murderous n i like that

🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike - ash she’s a real dumbass yknow

😣 talk about some things that have been making you depressed/angry/anxious lately - everything tbh hh ive been going thru a rlly shit rough patch atm but!!! im still here so

🍪 what did you want to be as a kid, and what do you want to be now? i wanted to be a artist, n i didnt for a couple years but i do again!!!!

🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods? chocolatechocolatechocolate

🍑 what are you obsessed with? currently bnha n kiribaku!!!!!!!! n uhh kamideku/tododeku/kamisero/ashido and happiness

💘 what happens to you when you’re stressed? i uhh cry hh

😪 what are you sick of? it being so hot!!!!!! gahh

🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker? nO

☔️ would you consider yourself a good person? i’m definitely trying!!!!!! i don’t know if i really am yet though ahah

😊 what do you like to do as hobbies? painting!!!! video games!!!! i love doing sumi-e/oil/watercolour/digital painting n i love nintendo games!!

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself? i sang Hot n Cold ahddgahdajadh

🐝 what’s your worst trait? how are you planning to improve it? me being a bit of a pushover hadahdsjjah im trying to stand up for myself but it usually just ends up in more grief HHH

🎨 what do you always doodle when you’re bored? eyes!!!!!! i draw eyes all over my school books, and bloody hands!! // i like doodling blood hh

🐻 what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams? i’m like uhhh 2 years old ig

🌷 what’s your mbti personality and why do you think it suits you? i havent,,, done that hhh

👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why? off the top of my head i love jenna coleman cus uhhh shes a pretty lady

🍋 do you consider yourself an emotional person? o fuck yeah

📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them. alices adventures in wonderland // ‘she generally gave herself very good advice, although she very seldom followed it’ | through the looking glass and what alice found there // ‘Thy loving smile will surely hail the love-gift of a fairy tale.” | the lion, the witch and the wardrobe // ‘She did not shut it properly because she knew that it is very silly to shut oneself into a wardrobe, even if it is not a magic one.’

😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? does it help? i listen to music!!!!

😌 what thoughts keep you going when you’re sad? def my friends!!! i don’t acc like talking about things that are bothering me but i know they’d all be willing to listen and care about what i say n that makes me happy ahhh

🌍 which country do you live in? wales!!!!

🐧 describe yourself in 3 words - salty, tired, TIRED

💭 do you keep a diary? i have tried but alas i cant keep up w that shit

💫 who inspires you? so many people!!!! my science teacher is p cool n i wanna be like him!!

👻 do you believe in ghosts and why? idk but uhh i like buzzfeed unsolved so

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like? black, hoodies n sweaters n LEGGINGS

🎬 what are some of your favourite films? the captain america movies!!!!

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jungnoir · 7 years

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11 (x3) questions tag!

tagged by: helloooooO! I was tagged by these three angels @sugacrackers @sunnysidewrites and @mansaeboysbe! so instead of having eleven questions to answer I actually have,,, thirty-three sdviushfei so i will be putting this under a read more! thank u for tagging me lovelies

sugacracker’s q’s

If you could only eat one food forever, what would it be? POTATOES. in any shape or form

What is your ideal date? hehehe, uhhhhhh i dunno!! tbh! i think maybe something where we’re both doing stuff together? like playing video games or bowling or what have you. when i get competitive, i loosen up and i show more of my inner personality. it breaks my shy barrier pretty easily

How are you doing? i’m doing mighty fine, thank you :)

What do you want your career to be? rich housewife or something nice where i’m surrounded by friendly people and doing things I love. I have no real set career I want to enter

Any song recommendations? peek-a-boo by red velvet, iffy by sik-k, ph-1, and jay park, le tourbillon de la vie by jeanne moreau, bad blood by nao, world goes round by (this is not the singer btw) taisei iwasaki, red sun by hangzoo, and where do we go from here by g.soul

Who is your favorite youtuber? I don’t really have one these days. I do watch a lot of buzzfeed unsolved, and I try to tune into lee suhyun’s makeup channel every once in a while!! cause she’s so cute and even tho i don’t know what tf she is talking abt bc i don’t do makeup im still :)))) the whole time

How would you describe yourself in three words? creative, lonely, thoughtful

Who is one person you want to be friends with on tumblr? i’m not gonna @ them bc i know their blog is kinda personal but there’s this v funny person on here who i relate to? and idk. i’d love to be their friend but we’ve never interacted but that’s gucci

Which group is your favorite underrated kpop group? currently! golden child!!! they really got me from their debut and i think they’re really great. check out their debut mv damdadi!

What is your favorite dessert? sweet potato pie or anything with strawberries

What is your favorite place? in m’dreams

sunny’s q’s

What is your ideal day? getting to sleep in on a rainy, cold weekday home alone. having lots of food in the house and lots of content to watch, read, and listen to. i’m undisturbed by anyone the whole day

What’s a song that resonated with you and why? ahhh, dear no one by tori kelly. i relate to the lyrics a lot... i’ve kind of watched people in my life talk about their wins and losses in love for a long time... i’ve been belittled by people i trusted because “if you don’t like my s/o, you must be jealous” and growing up it was really frustrating for me? because on the one hand I could be completely fine with having no experience but then like someone just mentions being in love or the things you can do with ur s/o and it would break my self-esteem really bad. and hearing “you’ll find someone someday” is true, maybe but it’s not comforting when you’re upset and lonely. so i want to find some contentment with where I am right now, and this song is something I relate that contentment to

What would you be as a trope in a story? rivals to lovers au ok ok

Between your top 3 biases, who would be the groom/bride, the honor attendant, and the one who would crash the wedding? efjhsoiefises ok.... the groom is taeyong bc let’s be honest if i have to get on my own knee to marry that boy i will, the honor attendant is probably namjoon cause he’s sweet and would understand, and the one crashing the wedding would be,,,,, taehyung (of which i would kill him for but also be flattered abt on the lowest of keys)

Anything you wanna say to me? i love u,,, bitch,,, i ain’t never gonna stop loving u,,,, bitch! (pls tell me u know that vine)

What would be the one food you had to eat for the rest of your life? potatoes!!! like the answer to q1 of sugacracker’s questions hahaha

What would you be as a pick up line? girl, you’ve already activated my particle barrier

What are your aesthetics? pink-y neutrals, blunt haircuts, dewy clear skin, nose rings, tons and tons of flowers, a ceiling painted navy and dotted with yellow for stars

What’s a color that suits you? army green or tangerine!

What’s a deal-breaker for you in a relationship? cheating and physical/verbal abuse. I abhor both so fucking much

What are some distinct things you always say? “ya’ll” “JESUS” “i wanna die” “this/she/he is so cute” “i need to use the bathroom” “have you ever watched voltron?” “i’m tired”

mansaeboysbe’s q’s

If you could create your own group like produce 101 or the unit, what would it look like? Who would be in it? dude i have no idea,,, it’d be chaos LOL

What are the five weirdest songs you listen to? i don’t have five songs but i have this... one song.... from an anime i’ve tabled to watch.... and it’s just... here

What’s your favorite cover a kpop idol or group has done? SEVENTEEN’S COVER OF WILD EYES

Favorite kpop choreography? it’s either seventeen’s aju nice or astro’s baby

Anything you wanna say to me? when you!!! smile!!! i’m also!!!! happy!!!!

What are three things you would put in a time capsule? a letter fake-signed by the government that the people living in the world in the future have passed into an alternate reality and everything that went wrong in that world went right in ours, a usb with all my favorite songs on it, and a list of all the people i’ve killed (another fake but they won’t know)

What is something you always carry with you? i always always carry chapstick

If your life was a Disney (or Pixar or Dreamworks) movie, which one would it be? big hero 6!! this is like based on what i want it to be and not what it is currently right?

Ballads or dance songs? dance songs!!

What’s the weirdest survival tip/life hack you know? probably not that weird but i know u gotta punch a shark in the eye so it won’t eat you

If you could go back anywhere in time, where would you go and what would you do? i’d go back to my birth and do everything differently just to see what would happen tbh

now here’s my 11 questions!

If you had to assemble a team of kpop idols to survive the apocalypse with, who would you pick and why would you pick them?

If there was no chance of dying, what life-threatening activity would you partake in?

A fictional character you relate to?

Write a short letter to someone anonymous to anyone else reading your letter. What do you want to say to this unnamed person?

Are you the one who leaves people on read, or the one who is left on read?

Is there any job you still want to have that you wanted to have when you were a kid (i.e. a superhero, a princess, etc.)?

What’s the first thing that pops into your mind when I say the word “nostalgia”?

Favorite scent?

Is there an idol you think is like your twin?

Do you like to talk about yourself?

If you could do something you’ve been meaning to do for a while, what would be that thing?

I’ll be tagging: @@yongceo @calemiel @joshpup @haodycowboy @daegusoftboys anddddd yeh!!! lemme kno if u wanna don’t wanna be tagged in this or not!!

#me #majspeaks #oh boy!!! here ya go

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