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I love that Bakugou didn't even know that kid was AFO and pretty much was like "I just attacked"!

He was out of commission for, like, what? Some minutes to an hour or so? Have no idea what the fuck happened, woke up, him and Midoriya share a look, executed a rescue plan without words, and Bakugou not only grabbed All Might before AFO could kill him, but blasted his arms off.
WITHOUT KNOWING WHO THE CHILD WAS!!
He figured it just had to be AFO and it wasn't like he was wrong. Bro played a guessing game for like 2 seconds.
#he woke up back and became the embodiment of 'rated e for everyone'#'so i started blasting'#'woke up and immediately chose violence'#sometimes he's funny without trying#just kiya's thoughts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bakugou katsuki#bnha spoilers#bnha manga spoilers#bnha 405
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Every now and then I remember when some random person on Twitter accused me of only pretending to like Singto and thatās still the funniest thing thatās ever happened to me.
#this was last year sometime#when i was trying to support kristsingto and kristās friendship with gawin#apparently that made me a psyop lol#whenever i miss seeing kristsingto and bounprem on twitter i just remember moments like that#iām super clear on who i donāt like#usually by publicly pretending they donāt exist#meanwhile i donāt think iāve gone longer than three days over the past five years without telling someone singtoās pretty#the only one i know pretending to like singto is his dadās parrot who wants him dead#zazu is playing a long con#(also round of applause to singtoās dad for naming his only child ālionā and his bird āzazuā)#this is why singto grew up funny#he had no choice
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Weāre on day six straight of āwake up in the middle of the night/morning hypervigilant and struggle to sleep againā which means weāre reaching the season of Perma Tension and Overthink.
Canāt wait to get through the next two days of work so I can start my week of suspension.
#personal skuun#there was money missing on my station is the upshot#and itās been a really long time since Iāve made a mistake of that magnitude and yes it DOES happen#but it also looks like it might be coworkerās ADHD setting stuff aside to buy later and forgetting and then we donāt know where or what#Iām like. the third person being suspended for cash loss this month which is also unusual#COULD happen but it could be a lot of things#so Iām just like. trying to keep an eye on her and make sure itās not a gambling thing#and keeping an eye on my boss whoās letting the chips fall on the off chance itās him and heās spreading it around?#Iāve seen both in my time here which makes it impossible to determine without another point on the mental graph#but itās probably better it happens now#because this is one of two seasonal points where my sleep patterns and mental health run a little thin#and Iām most likely to make those mistakes then#my bills have reduced since the storage unit closure so I just need to kind of. tighten belt and stay home#which Iām good at anyway#although itās funny because I know half my bosses will be at Pride on Miami Beach this weekend#itās just two more days of paying close attention and then I can collapse#Iāve stockpiled foods in the pantry to try to make myself keep eating nice things#I have a ton of books and uh. varying. alcohols.#(sorry but sometimes I just want to be sedated and Iām med free running through these seasons.)#I have a beach cleanup event on Tuesday so I wonāt be totally isolated/warped with a sense of uselessness/powerlessness#just have to hang on and see if my head clears. same as always.#got to introduce my mom to the flavor of perilla oil today though so that was kind of fun#and I can focus on moving my plants into the roomā¦#maybe paint like I keep saying Iām gonna do and then donāt do#it just feels like my bodyās made up of all these uncomfortable lumps#and then on top of it you get dreams that make you wake up crying and unable to get back to sleep for hours? fuck off with that
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this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*
#zhongli probably thinks neuvillette will turn into that one kermit punch meme as soon as he lands eyes on him š#this entire quest was peak humour#i really love genshin sometimes#also neuvi falling for a marketing strategy and ending up buying too much tea on the first time he goes out to another country is so him#there was so much going on during this quest#neuvi explaining an inside joke to wrio... that was so cynoesque ahjsgsjsgshs he's trying his best at fitting in š cute#i love that old man so much#and the ladle?!!!!! picasso š¤#furina having a death note moment of reverse physchology trying to understand if zhongli knew who she was was only missing the#l's theme playing in the background#plus clorinde and navia being questionably lesbian in the mountain that was also nice š#but i swear neuvi is so funny#what do you mean that man carried everyone's belongings and went to another country in half a day and managed to scare zhongli without#even trying agsjsh i'm gonna create a monsieur neuvillette fan club#he's the best ever#i need him to meet zhongli for scientific purposes. the world will stop when that day comes š#i need to know what would happen#okay realistically neuvi would probably start wheezing the moment he saw the false vision#but still poking genshin so they give us the content we need they can't just tease us like this
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pokemon has such an atrocious hold on me.
#ilima..#my pookie I love him so much#he's so cutesy in the game but honestly he's ugly sometimes in the show.#but idc I love him!!! ilima my pookie#I LOVE MY HAUNTER!! MY HAUNTER IS THE BEST#AND MY PRIMARINA <3 I LOVE HIM#one day i'll evolve my noibat into a noivern. just wait for me girl i'll get you to level. 45?#yea.#before I fight Olivia I'm trying to level up a phantump that I recently caught#I love my phantump <3#so rn they've replaced haunter until I beat her!!#ugh she's so pretty.. anyways!!#I love my charjabug so much omg where would I be without you charjabug#and I love margarine the butterfree. I'm so funny.#and my milotic.. I have a not good team but idc her name is chappell roan and it took me SO LONG to get a feebas but I evolved her!!#:shroom is typing...#I need to send Alexis an ask
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Personally, I don't find Ryan Guzman very attractive. But I do find his photos quite funny.
#the one where he looks like a spider in a corner#that one cracks me up every time#I sometimes wonder what is there to like about him apart from he's hot and maybe it's the fact that he is funny without wanting to be funny#like sometimes when his acting is funny when I am quite sure he is actually trying to be dramatic#idk ignore me
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Lmaooo like he isnāt lying but whyād he have to say it like that im weak ššš and his face as he says it lmao why āa newbā? Iām so dead over that I was not expecting him to say that.
#romance club#rc lucifer#heās so funny without trying sometimes#lmao whyās he look so mad#I canāt lmao š¤£#rc heavenās secret
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sauce trying to befriend the popular twitch streamers and gamers is giving sheltered christian kid realizes their only hopes for friendship in school are the weird white boy reddit users who think slurs are comedy, and is just excited to have 'cool' friends so they'll do or say or get into anything their friends do to sound equally as smart just to be capable of saying (lying) that they have 'friends' to their mom when she asks about their day so their family doesn't think they poured all that money into a socially inept loser. instead, they poured all that money into a socially desperate parakeet
#mannnnnnn i knew from the Moment#ad*n was bad news#AND I AINT FORGIVING OR EXCUSING SHIT ON ANYONES PART#ignorance is common bcs it's easy but easy doesnt mean end#easy readies advancement#which is harder#not everyone realizes that#they think shits so easy cus they so smart#nah bro ure just stuck#whats the real smart move is continual growing#we gotta keep learning#or at least trying#nahhh instead everybody wanna fuckin laugh#cus pausing and actually thinking is too awkward#learning is too awkward#stupidity is 'funny'#easy comedy#ugh.#ugh#man#stunted shit and stunted stuntmen#fuckin hate the kind of ppl that get rich sometime#just lets the ppl trying to get rich after them know what kinda level they need to reach & stop at as a person#it's Not very high. in the negatives maybe#fuckin hell.#chances for accountability is everywhere and theres a shortage of accountants#hope he genuinely learns smthin from this bcs he didnt mean it in a conspiring way but still thats compounding People#people are People bro#theres a lot of people in this world. theres a lot of learning#embrace it without ego
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Continuing from my last post bout Mind, we also need to talk more about how paranoid & untrusting/second-guessing your mind can be cause i think its very interesting
#as somone whos way too paranoid for its own good i like seeing it portrayed into mind#im not projecting you are shush#but like especially the way he sometimes assumes heart is lying or doing thing for attention/pity#cause its like when your brain would tell those things#or maybe thats just my mental illness talking#also not trying to paint heart as innocent here this was just a mind post#heart can also be a bit self centered or the whole claiming to be the victim thing#but also thats not bashing heart either i love the guy too#this is just me looking at some lyrics and how the characters operate and going#āomg hes just like me fr frā and projecting#none of them are okay and its fun to characterize the reasons why#heart always claims to be the victim mind thinks hes better off without the rest & souls answer to the problem is to off everyone/himself#all bad thoughts but to heal we must take funny lil guys and make them sad#and project said feelings & thoughts unto them#okay im realizing a main reason i like hms/cjs music is i might relate to it too much#im fine i swear#i haven't even talked about the fact i like his two wuv hokum all ye faithful & hallelujah covers a lil too much#i need a cj's music trauma bingo card/j#okay rant over#chonny jash#cj mind
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i feel kinda crazy bc whenever i was a teenager i created this sorta imaginary older big sister who had moved out of the house so in my head i could live w her whenever i wanted bc she had survived it all and was independent and she would also just comfort me in a big sisterly way whenever something bad or upsetting happened and recently ive been going back to that at my big age š and its kinda sad and also just wish fulfillment and also kinda scary bc i really used to think that by my age i'd have everything sorted but i really don't and i know that's normal and nobodies twenties are perfect but some people also have good relationships w their fathers which is crazy just to think about sooo
#is this readable? i hope not ā¤ļø#i typed up some of my feelings about this in a word doc and just realised like damn i basically have an imaginary friend as an adult#i really am crazy lol#i just feel lonely within my family atm. bc my brother is younger than me so he could never really do anything to help#and i feel like i cant really trust my mam the same anymore..even tho i still love her a lot#and i'm trying to improve my relationship w my dad bc im realising what a hard life he had and that he's not like an irredeemable Bad Perso#and sometimes he'll look at me a certain way or apologise for something small that he would never have apologised for a couple of years ago#and i feel like im going crazy like is he becoming a better person or..? and i feel bad bc im not really doing the same#or maybe i am. sometimes i think im unfair to him considering how he is now but i also cant really reconcile what he is now w/ how he#was then. and then he'll suddenly say something to me in a certain tone of voice or with a certain sharpness and i'll go back to how a felt#as a teenager :/ i rlly dont know what to do about it but i think its because i dont really have anyone to talk to about it#i mean i sort of do. but i also dont actually know how much of it actually happened and how much of it i just made up#but having worked w teenagers yeah they can be little shits but i also cant imagine treating any of them the way my dad treated me#just bc theyre annoying or have an attitude or are a little mean or whatever#like theres actually a lot of ppl i could talk to but also how do you even bring something like this up#how do i say 'oh and i invented an older sister as a coping mechanism and sometimes i still talk to her in my head' without sounding crazy#its 2am here i need to go to bed i have work in the morning š day and night and next day ruined bc my dad spoke to me slightly funny
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#me for the 891st time: see it's cool because they just LIKE -#the way she doesn't really even try to talk him out of it (she knows better alskdfj)#she just makes her case and then when he insists on still going for it she's just like 'ok well call when you get into trouble#(and don't associate yourself with us aldsfkj)'#and he just grins and goes 'you got it' (which he'd never - sincerely - say to another 'supervisor' without causing them a major headache)#(not to mention that like 20 seconds before this she was standing in front of her boss holding in a giggle at the fact that they both knew#jane wasn't going to leave this alone and now here she is essentially letting him run rampant)#'she's just a girl with a crush' a big fat one and it's so funny to see because she's also the only one he even half listens to#she's the only one who can really reign him in but she's also the one who knows best that sometimes he just needs to be let loose#their dynamic is just so delightful to me a weird little overattentive nitpicker's dream maybe#tm
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⦠(quirks/hobbies headcanon) for Hawu'li for the ask game!
Hawu'li's main hobby is reading! He's not too picky about what he reads - novels, encylopedias, poems, whatever he happens to find interesting.
He also bakes/cooks often, so I guess those could count as hobbies too.
He likes to hum a lot, even during combat. I like to hc that he actually hums whatever bgm is playing.
He'll try to eat literally anything. Like give him a rock that looks tasty enough, and he'll just pop it in his mouth. It's very common to see scions or his co-wols chase him down, trying to stop him from eating whatever he got his hands on this time.
His tail is prehensile, and while it's not strong enough to carry anything, he likes to wrap it around people to "hold hands". Usually their wrist or waist, but if the other person has tail too he'll most likely hold their tail instead.
#i'm cheating and throwing multiple headcanons at once haha#also yeah his eating thing is literally inspired by real cats#mostly watching friends run after theirs trying to stop them from eating plastic or whatever#we started to joke about how funny it would be if miqo'te would do the same thing#tail thing he does sometimes without even thinking about it#it's kinda like. grounding thing for him?#makes him feel safer touching someone so they can't leave without him noticing#purple catboy
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With how cautious Vil is about his image and how he carries himself, most people don't know that Vil has a tendency to snort when he laughs--truly lets himself laugh.
#hc; vil#//It's the cutest but also most undignified thing. THATS how you know he's truly comfortable. Esp if he doesn't try to hide/backtrack on it#//Outside his father; only FOUR have really seen it happen without restraint#//Rook; notably is one. He made him laugh during their first conversation & V was absolutely MORTIFIED how easily it happened#//He still does make him laugh like that constantly when it's just them. Sometimes tries to out & about; to V's utter stress#//Jack was another; on the day he made the snow throne for V. He shook accumulated snow off himself & V was so endeared by the sight#//Neige once caught V laughing at a silly meme his dad sent him to cheer him up. V was horrified & to this day REFUSES to laugh on set#//ESP if he and Neige are working on the same project. He would much rather poison an apple juice & drink it than have it happen again#//The final one had been Trey; and that had honestly just been a slip up#//V just remembered smth funny that happened during the day while studying in the library and pulled a book back to see Trey staring#//Has the man sworn under pain of death to not tell a soul jdfnkdg#//V has three laughs; his soft more common laugh. His unhinged cackle meant for triumphs & chaos#//And his cute little snort laugh reserved for special few kcjfnf
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Ways I Show a Character Is Deeply in Love (and Doesnāt Realize It Yet)
Falling in love doesnāt always come with violins and kissing in the rain. Sometimes it looks like, āWhy do I know their coffee order, favorite pen, and dogās birthday?ā
They rememberĀ everything. Not because theyāre trying to flirt. Just because their brain decided, āThis personās data is important now.ā
They get annoyed by other people talking to them.Ā Why are you laughing at their joke? Heās not even funny.
They show up. For dumb things. Things they wouldnāt normally care about. Your catās vet appointment? Theyāre there.
Their body reacts before they do. Smiling before their brain catches up. Leaning closer without realizing. Looking at their mouth while they talk. Oops.
They pretend theyāre just "helping out." You know. Just being a good friend. A good friend who stares at your texts like theyāre holy scripture.
They get flustered when the other person flirts withĀ anyone else. āIām not jealous. I just⦠think they deserve better. Like someone emotionally mature. Who knows their coffee order. Who⦠wears this hoodie. Okay bye.ā
They panic when the other person gets too close. Not because theyāre scared of them. Because theyāre scared ofĀ how much they care.
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Riel, busting Bladeās door down: Did you send out an official notice equating PDA to TREASON?
Blade, steepling his fingers: Something Had To Be Done
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The GIF conversation messed with my COLOURS Iām devastated but I didnāt draw it out to do nothing with it⦠CLICK IF THE IMAGE IS BLURRY!
Disclaimer: I used chat GPT to write the poster and then added bits. I could never in my life come up with the line āPDA is a dagger in the back of your unitā lmao Iām fkn crying
This was meant to be the first picture in a series but ummm idk ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Rising from the dead to doodle my favourite boy from @shepherds-of-haven
#shepherds of haven#halle beren#trouble alder#shoh#if games#fanart#for inspo I asked chat to also make up a visual poster and the results had be laughing it was like A WOLF A TANK GUNS EXPLOSIONS#A FLAMETHROWER#NONE of it was in English it was so funny like good try chat#originally there was going to be a third panel which would just a rotoscope of him twiling her hair behind her back but given how muchā¦#⦠the conversion messed with what I had here already I donāt want to risk it#I was also going to have him light the match in his mouth on his jaw and just torch it or throw it away LOL drama#when :oh idk if she likes me backā¦: meets :what do you MEAN my boss told me I canāt do it:#I have drawn a lot in the last few days Iām going to post a bunch of OC stuff all at once⦠I should draw more just singular characters#I SHOULD FKN DRAW RIEL#cog games#Ty ema for getting me this transparent logo you made this all possible#the lack of graphic design here is ummm⦠intentional itās in character#can you imagine blade browsing canva for the proper typography#thatās RIGHT so Iām not doing it either!!!!!#also trouble out here with the oral fixation I just keep putting stuff in his mouth lmao#itās giving Mac from always sunny#might draw that sometime#I know in another life riel probably WOULD love to letigiously bar all pda but in this case it was done without his permission#and he canāt abide that#blade ur not the only guy in charge anymore!!! policy must go through the NERDS!!!
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I have way too many emotions to process and everything bothers me
#sometimes i truly hate having the popular character be my fav because it's just a fucking shit show with how ppl portray them#god forbid we all have different ideas i swear to fucking hell it doesnt matter#i hate astarion fans on twitter i really do but i cant escape them if i want to see funny and good content!!!#like this one is so bad i almost sometimes cant stand seeing Astarion which makes no sense#im trying to deal with so much and he makes me feel better but also worse due to fans#like here it's fine i have no issues here#my god i cannot handle much of anything i really cant#im just either breaking down or rambling about how i cant handle anything#i need my medication so fucking bad i need therapy again but i cant afford it#i need a god damn break without people hounding me on other issues and problems i can't fix rn#and it all just stings more when i do try to calm down with my current fav and i cant#so back to Zelda I go where I am safe and okay and not everything is botw and i can do what i want#just one fucking moment where i can breathe is all i ask
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