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epickiya722 Ā· 2 years ago
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I love that Bakugou didn't even know that kid was AFO and pretty much was like "I just attacked"!
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He was out of commission for, like, what? Some minutes to an hour or so? Have no idea what the fuck happened, woke up, him and Midoriya share a look, executed a rescue plan without words, and Bakugou not only grabbed All Might before AFO could kill him, but blasted his arms off.
WITHOUT KNOWING WHO THE CHILD WAS!!
He figured it just had to be AFO and it wasn't like he was wrong. Bro played a guessing game for like 2 seconds.
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thebroccolination Ā· 2 months ago
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Every now and then I remember when some random person on Twitter accused me of only pretending to like Singto and that’s still the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me.
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egregiousderp Ā· 2 months ago
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We’re on day six straight of ā€œwake up in the middle of the night/morning hypervigilant and struggle to sleep againā€ which means we’re reaching the season of Perma Tension and Overthink.
Can’t wait to get through the next two days of work so I can start my week of suspension.
#personal skuun#there was money missing on my station is the upshot#and it’s been a really long time since I’ve made a mistake of that magnitude and yes it DOES happen#but it also looks like it might be coworker’s ADHD setting stuff aside to buy later and forgetting and then we don’t know where or what#I’m like. the third person being suspended for cash loss this month which is also unusual#COULD happen but it could be a lot of things#so I’m just like. trying to keep an eye on her and make sure it’s not a gambling thing#and keeping an eye on my boss who’s letting the chips fall on the off chance it’s him and he’s spreading it around?#I’ve seen both in my time here which makes it impossible to determine without another point on the mental graph#but it’s probably better it happens now#because this is one of two seasonal points where my sleep patterns and mental health run a little thin#and I’m most likely to make those mistakes then#my bills have reduced since the storage unit closure so I just need to kind of. tighten belt and stay home#which I’m good at anyway#although it’s funny because I know half my bosses will be at Pride on Miami Beach this weekend#it’s just two more days of paying close attention and then I can collapse#I’ve stockpiled foods in the pantry to try to make myself keep eating nice things#I have a ton of books and uh. varying. alcohols.#(sorry but sometimes I just want to be sedated and I’m med free running through these seasons.)#I have a beach cleanup event on Tuesday so I won’t be totally isolated/warped with a sense of uselessness/powerlessness#just have to hang on and see if my head clears. same as always.#got to introduce my mom to the flavor of perilla oil today though so that was kind of fun#and I can focus on moving my plants into the room…#maybe paint like I keep saying I’m gonna do and then don’t do#it just feels like my body’s made up of all these uncomfortable lumps#and then on top of it you get dreams that make you wake up crying and unable to get back to sleep for hours? fuck off with that
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torgawl Ā· 1 year ago
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this is absolutely killing me *bombastic side eye, criminal offensive side eye playing in the background*
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two-person-job Ā· 7 months ago
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pokemon has such an atrocious hold on me.
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salty-autistic-writer Ā· 3 months ago
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Personally, I don't find Ryan Guzman very attractive. But I do find his photos quite funny.
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sleepapparition Ā· 1 year ago
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Lmaooo like he isn’t lying but why’d he have to say it like that im weak šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ and his face as he says it lmao why ā€œa newbā€? I’m so dead over that I was not expecting him to say that.
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jrueships Ā· 1 year ago
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sauce trying to befriend the popular twitch streamers and gamers is giving sheltered christian kid realizes their only hopes for friendship in school are the weird white boy reddit users who think slurs are comedy, and is just excited to have 'cool' friends so they'll do or say or get into anything their friends do to sound equally as smart just to be capable of saying (lying) that they have 'friends' to their mom when she asks about their day so their family doesn't think they poured all that money into a socially inept loser. instead, they poured all that money into a socially desperate parakeet
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synthshenanigans Ā· 2 years ago
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Continuing from my last post bout Mind, we also need to talk more about how paranoid & untrusting/second-guessing your mind can be cause i think its very interesting
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mariemariemaria Ā· 10 months ago
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i feel kinda crazy bc whenever i was a teenager i created this sorta imaginary older big sister who had moved out of the house so in my head i could live w her whenever i wanted bc she had survived it all and was independent and she would also just comfort me in a big sisterly way whenever something bad or upsetting happened and recently ive been going back to that at my big age 😭 and its kinda sad and also just wish fulfillment and also kinda scary bc i really used to think that by my age i'd have everything sorted but i really don't and i know that's normal and nobodies twenties are perfect but some people also have good relationships w their fathers which is crazy just to think about sooo
#is this readable? i hope not ā¤ļø#i typed up some of my feelings about this in a word doc and just realised like damn i basically have an imaginary friend as an adult#i really am crazy lol#i just feel lonely within my family atm. bc my brother is younger than me so he could never really do anything to help#and i feel like i cant really trust my mam the same anymore..even tho i still love her a lot#and i'm trying to improve my relationship w my dad bc im realising what a hard life he had and that he's not like an irredeemable Bad Perso#and sometimes he'll look at me a certain way or apologise for something small that he would never have apologised for a couple of years ago#and i feel like im going crazy like is he becoming a better person or..? and i feel bad bc im not really doing the same#or maybe i am. sometimes i think im unfair to him considering how he is now but i also cant really reconcile what he is now w/ how he#was then. and then he'll suddenly say something to me in a certain tone of voice or with a certain sharpness and i'll go back to how a felt#as a teenager :/ i rlly dont know what to do about it but i think its because i dont really have anyone to talk to about it#i mean i sort of do. but i also dont actually know how much of it actually happened and how much of it i just made up#but having worked w teenagers yeah they can be little shits but i also cant imagine treating any of them the way my dad treated me#just bc theyre annoying or have an attitude or are a little mean or whatever#like theres actually a lot of ppl i could talk to but also how do you even bring something like this up#how do i say 'oh and i invented an older sister as a coping mechanism and sometimes i still talk to her in my head' without sounding crazy#its 2am here i need to go to bed i have work in the morning 😭 day and night and next day ruined bc my dad spoke to me slightly funny
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lisbonsteresa Ā· 2 years ago
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neriyon Ā· 1 year ago
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♦ (quirks/hobbies headcanon) for Hawu'li for the ask game!
Hawu'li's main hobby is reading! He's not too picky about what he reads - novels, encylopedias, poems, whatever he happens to find interesting.
He also bakes/cooks often, so I guess those could count as hobbies too.
He likes to hum a lot, even during combat. I like to hc that he actually hums whatever bgm is playing.
He'll try to eat literally anything. Like give him a rock that looks tasty enough, and he'll just pop it in his mouth. It's very common to see scions or his co-wols chase him down, trying to stop him from eating whatever he got his hands on this time.
His tail is prehensile, and while it's not strong enough to carry anything, he likes to wrap it around people to "hold hands". Usually their wrist or waist, but if the other person has tail too he'll most likely hold their tail instead.
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orphiicheartd Ā· 2 months ago
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With how cautious Vil is about his image and how he carries himself, most people don't know that Vil has a tendency to snort when he laughs--truly lets himself laugh.
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luna-azzurra Ā· 14 days ago
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Ways I Show a Character Is Deeply in Love (and Doesn’t Realize It Yet)
Falling in love doesn’t always come with violins and kissing in the rain. Sometimes it looks like, ā€œWhy do I know their coffee order, favorite pen, and dog’s birthday?ā€
They rememberĀ everything. Not because they’re trying to flirt. Just because their brain decided, ā€œThis person’s data is important now.ā€
They get annoyed by other people talking to them.Ā Why are you laughing at their joke? He’s not even funny.
They show up. For dumb things. Things they wouldn’t normally care about. Your cat’s vet appointment? They’re there.
Their body reacts before they do. Smiling before their brain catches up. Leaning closer without realizing. Looking at their mouth while they talk. Oops.
They pretend they’re just "helping out." You know. Just being a good friend. A good friend who stares at your texts like they’re holy scripture.
They get flustered when the other person flirts withĀ anyone else. ā€œI’m not jealous. I just… think they deserve better. Like someone emotionally mature. Who knows their coffee order. Who… wears this hoodie. Okay bye.ā€
They panic when the other person gets too close. Not because they’re scared of them. Because they’re scared ofĀ how much they care.
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teeth-draws Ā· 9 months ago
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Riel, busting Blade’s door down: Did you send out an official notice equating PDA to TREASON?
Blade, steepling his fingers: Something Had To Be Done
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The GIF conversation messed with my COLOURS I’m devastated but I didn’t draw it out to do nothing with it… CLICK IF THE IMAGE IS BLURRY!
Disclaimer: I used chat GPT to write the poster and then added bits. I could never in my life come up with the line ā€œPDA is a dagger in the back of your unitā€ lmao I’m fkn crying
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This was meant to be the first picture in a series but ummm idk ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ
Rising from the dead to doodle my favourite boy from @shepherds-of-haven
#shepherds of haven#halle beren#trouble alder#shoh#if games#fanart#for inspo I asked chat to also make up a visual poster and the results had be laughing it was like A WOLF A TANK GUNS EXPLOSIONS#A FLAMETHROWER#NONE of it was in English it was so funny like good try chat#originally there was going to be a third panel which would just a rotoscope of him twiling her hair behind her back but given how much…#… the conversion messed with what I had here already I don’t want to risk it#I was also going to have him light the match in his mouth on his jaw and just torch it or throw it away LOL drama#when :oh idk if she likes me back…: meets :what do you MEAN my boss told me I can’t do it:#I have drawn a lot in the last few days I’m going to post a bunch of OC stuff all at once… I should draw more just singular characters#I SHOULD FKN DRAW RIEL#cog games#Ty ema for getting me this transparent logo you made this all possible#the lack of graphic design here is ummm… intentional it’s in character#can you imagine blade browsing canva for the proper typography#that’s RIGHT so I’m not doing it either!!!!!#also trouble out here with the oral fixation I just keep putting stuff in his mouth lmao#it’s giving Mac from always sunny#might draw that sometime#I know in another life riel probably WOULD love to letigiously bar all pda but in this case it was done without his permission#and he can’t abide that#blade ur not the only guy in charge anymore!!! policy must go through the NERDS!!!
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links-hella-fine-booty Ā· 1 year ago
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I have way too many emotions to process and everything bothers me
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