who does it better?
alex turcotte x f!hockey player smau
for all my alex turcotte lovers 🫶🏼: @hischierhaze @babydollmarauders
*PICTURES FOUND ON PINTEREST AND INSTAGRAM*
authors notes: reader is born in 2003 (2 years younger than alex, same year as luke hughes), takes place in 2025
*the girls in the pictures are not a depiction of you; they are merely placeholders bc my goal is to have you imagine yourself 🫶🏼*
WARNINGS: hate on an unspecified national team (you can imagine whatever country that team is from except team canada LOL), team canada (both men and women) wins bronze, soft and hard launches, language, relationships
part 2 (can be read as a standalone)
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yourusername: off to a strong start 🫡
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mattboldy: why?
yourusername: @/mattboldy why what?
mattboldy: @/yourusername the last pic???
yourusername: @/mattboldy i’m a die hard kings fan and kevin fiala is my spirit animal
mattboldy: @/yourusername you need therapy
yourusername: @/mattboldy im my own therapist 🫶🏼
badgerwhockey: our favorite goalie
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yourbsf: my teletubby !!! (affectionate) 🥹🫶🏼
yourusername: @/yourbsf my walking shin destroyer (derogatory)🥹🫶🏼
fan1: aint no way yn was referred to as a teletubby 😭
fan2: @/fan1 they’re so unserious i love them
fan15: kings fan confirmed??
yourusername: @/fan15 this is old news, why do you think my number is 32?
edwards.73: i stand by my statement that you’d look better in maize and blue
yourusername: @/edwards.73 you’re biased. and wrong. definitely wrong.
edwards.73: @/yourusername but you’d see me more often !
yourusername: @/edwards.73 all the more reason to stay! hope this helps 🫶🏼
markestapa: @/edwards.73 HAH
lhughes_06: eddy is wrong. red is definitely your color
yourusername: @/lhughes_06 you’re just biased because you wear red.
lhughes_06: @/yourusername no comment
yourusername: @/lhughes_06 i also distinctly remember you calling me every night practically begging me to transfer because and i quote, “wisco doesn’t need you, we do!”
lhughes_06: @/yourusername nuh uh!
yourusername: @/lhughes_06 you’re a fucking child
dylanduke25: goalie, noun; In ice hockey, the goaltender is the player responsible for preventing the hockey puck from entering their team's net, thus preventing the opposing team from scoring. The goaltender mostly plays in or near the area in front of the net called the goal crease.
yourusername: @/dylanduke25 pest, noun; an annoying person or thing; a nuisance. (affectionate)
dylanduke25: @/yourusername ☹️
yourusername: @/dylanduke25 AFFECTIONATE ITS AFFECTIONATE PLEASE DONT CRY
dylanduke25: @/yourusername 🤭
yourusername: @/dylanduke25 bitch. (AFFECTIONATE)
trevorzegras: red is definitely your color, just the wrong school
yourusername: @/trevorzegras oh im sorry i thought a college dropout said something to me
trevorzegras: @/_alexturcotte @/yourusername are all of you wisco students mean or just you two?
_alexturcotte: @/trevorzegras @/yourusername we’re nice! just not to you!
yourusername: @/trevorzegras @/_alexturcotte hope this helps college dropout 🫶🏼
trevorzegras: @/yourusername @/_alexturcotte ALEX IS A COLLEGE DROPOUT! WE SPENT THE SAME AMOUNT OF TIME IN COLLEGE
yourusername: @/trevorzegras @/_alexturcotte and i like him better than you
trevorzegras: @/yourusername 🤨
_alexturcotte: hey we have a lot in common i think we’d get along great!
colecaufield: @/_alexturcotte stop the madness
yourusername: @/colecaufield @/_alexturcotte nono let the man speak!
_alexturcotte: @/colecaufield @/yourusername yeah let the man speak!
colecaufield: @/yourusername @/_alexturcotte 🤠
_alexturcotte: @/yourusername well, we both attended wisco, you’re a kings fan, which hey what a coincidence, im a kings player, and i know kevin fiala and can introduce you two!
yourusername: @/_alexturcotte interesting points, i’ll get back to you in a few business days
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yourusername: national champs and b1g 10 champs baby ! im so unbelievably proud of these girls and everything we’ve accomplished. not only are we back to back b1g 10 champs but we played our hearts out and got the national title too!
thank you wisco for being my home for four years, and thank you to this team who’ve made me the player and person i’ve always strived to be.
to the gophers, you played an outstanding game and im proud of the hard fought game you guys gave me.
next time i see you girls, we’ll be competing for worlds and some of us will be separated but that doesn’t mean it’s the end. LA and worlds, here i come 🫶🏼
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yourbsf: i cant believe you’re graduating 😭
yourusername: @/yourbsf i cant either 🥺
yourbsf: @/yourusername i also can’t believe *they* convinced you to move back to california 🤨
yourusername: @/yourbsf what can i say? the offer was enticing 🫡
fan32: i’m violently ill. i can’t believe it’s been 4 years already, and she’s leaving 😭
fan15: AHHHH CONGRATULATIONS!!!
_alexturcotte: im so unbelievably proud of you and everything you’ve accomplished. glad to see that my negotiation skills payed off :)
yourusername: @/_alexturcotte it was an easy decision, i get my favorite canadians as roommates! best deal ever! @/jordanjs224 @/francesco.pinelli71 @/quintonbyfield @/brandtclarke55
yourusername: @/_alexturcotte but also, thank yous 🥹🫶🏼
_alexturcotte: @/yourusername i should’ve seen that one coming. but also, you’re welcome <3
jordanjs224: @/yourusername @/_alexturcotte ROOMIES
francesco.pinelli71: @/yourusername @/_alexturcotte ROOMIES
quintonbyfield: @/yourusername @/_alexturcotte ROOMIES
brandtclarke55: @/yourusername @/_alexturcotte ROOMIES
colecaufield: CONGRATULATIONS! BADGER NATION UNITE! THAT’S MY FAVORITE GOALIE RIGHT THERE! 🫶🏼
slknight35: @/colecaufield excuse me? 🤨
colecaufield: @/sknight35 uhh…gotta run!
yourusername: @/colecaufield THANK YOU! THAT’S MY FAVORITE FUNSIZED FORWARD <33
slknight35: @/yourusername @/colecaufield HAH! you’re my new favorite person
colecaufield: @/yourusername @/slknight35 i don’t like this 🤠
yourusername: @/colecaufield tough shit cockfield
badgerwhockey: unbelievably proud of you! thank you for four amazing years and helping us get back to back b1g 10 champs and back to back national titles. we’ll miss you endlessly ❤️
yourusername: @/badgerwhockey admin 🥹🫶🏼
lhughes_06: THAT’S MY BEST FRIEND!!
markestapa: @/lhughes_06 *OUR
edwards.73: @/lhughes_06 @/markestapa ^^
dylanduke25: @/lhughes_06 @/markestapa ^^
luca.fantilli: @/lhughes_06 @/markestapa ^^
adamfantilli: @/lhughes_06 @/markestapa ^^
yourusername: @/lhughes_06 @/markestapa i think im crying harder then i have ever cried in my life 🥹
erikportillo: 🤩
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trevorzegras: 🫡
yourusername: @/trevorzegras a man of many words, the enemy of silence people
jackhughes: you’re way out of his league
fan38: @/jackhughes jack??? what do you mean???
_quinnhughes: @/jackhughes the only thing we can agree on
_alexturcotte: @/jackhughes @/_quinnhughes to be fair i don’t think anyone is on her level.
fan39: @/_alexturcotte ALEX???
yourusername: @/jackhughes no im just out of your league
_quinnhughes: @/yourusername welcome to the family you’re my new favorite hughes!
lhughes_06: @/_quinnhughes @/yourusername i would be offended but honestly? real. she’s already mom’s favorite. she said that her and dad were booking flights to watch her at worlds
kevinfiala22: congrats 🎉❤️
yourusername: @/kevinfiala22 oh.
_alexturcotte
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_alexturcotte: two teams, two world titles, two gold medals, one nation, and my girl
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fan32: the way alex included the women’s team too 😭
fan15: did not see alex soft launching his relationship on my bingo card for this year
trevorzegras: mr. game winner
_alexturcotte: @/trevorzegras mr. tournament point leader
jackhughes: @/trevorzegras @/_alexturcotte i’m mr. goal leader
_alexturcotte: @/jackhughes this ain’t about you
jackhughes: @/_alexturcotte BETRAYAL. BETRAYAL EVERYWHERE.
_alexturcotte: @/jackhughes i still love you babe 🫶🏼
usahockey: history. made.
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fan38: highlight of the men’s tournament is when the announcers practically had an aneurysm with jack, quinn, and luke on the ice 😭
fan39: @/fan38 my highlight was watching the guys get excited watching the gold medal game for the women. luke and alex (and a good chunk of the canadian men) looked like children in a candy shop watching yn make saves
colecaufield: WOAH WOAH WOAH (first proud of us) WHO THE FUCK?
yourusername: @/colecaufield language cockfield!
colecaufield: @/yourusername sorry i mean WHOMST THE FUCK?
yourusername: @/colecaufield yeah, okay.
_alexturcotte: @/colecaufield proud of us too!
colecaufield: @/_alexturcotte NO NO NO WHO IS THAT IN THE LAST PICTURE ???
_alexturcotte: @/colecaufield yes.
yourusername: we did that <3
_alexturcotte: @/yourusername we did, and im proud of us beyond comprehension <3
francesco.pinelli71: @/yourusername @/_alexturcotte whats going on here ? 🤨
quintonbyfield: @/francesco.pinelli71 @/_alexturcotte @/yourusername young love 🥺
francesco.pinelli71: @/quintonbyfield that’s crazy 💀
brandtclarke55: thank god you you both kicked *their* asses
jordanjs224: @/brandtclarke55 me and my homies hate *them*
yourusername: @/brandtclarke55 @/jordanjs224 i aim to please 🫡
lakings: 🥇 👑 🏒 🥅
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fan5: history was made for both team canada and team usa. both men and women for canada won bronze while both men and women for the united states won gold. im going to sob oh my god 😭
fan32: @/fan5 i’ve been crying since the conclusion of the men’s tournaments 🥹
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usahockey: In honor of our men and women making history by both winning gold at the World Championships this past weekend, we highlight two players of the tournament, goaltender Y/N Y/LN, and center Alex Turcotte. The two of them both attended the University of Wisconsin and played for their respective hockey teams.
Y/N Y/LN spent four years with the Wisconsin Badgers and helped lead the women’s team to 3 consecutive B1G 10 Championship Titles (2023, 2024, and 2025), and 3 consecutive NCAA Championship Titles (2023, 2024, and 2025).
In the tournament, Y/LN had a .937 save percentage, and a 1.42 GAA, which propelled the U.S to a gold medal and a world title.
Alex Turcotte only spent one year with the Wisconsin Badgers and had 9 goals and 17 assists for 26 points in 29 games played.
Turcotte turned pro in 2020, and unfortunately dealt with a few setbacks with illness and injury before having a breakout year in the 2023-2024 NHL season. He is now a core member of the LA Kings alongside roommates, Francesco Pinelli, Quinton Byfield, Jordan Spence, and Brandt Clarke, all of whom also participated in the World Championships and won the Bronze medal for Team Canada.
Now comes the debate we all have been waiting for:
Who did it better? Y/N Y/LN or Alex Turcotte? Let us know down below.
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fan32: Y/N is the only correct answer. if you think anything else, that’s your opinion, but your opinion is wrong
fan15: im a huge turcs lover but Y/N absolutely did it better. she could literally wear a trash bag and she’d still look like a bombshell.
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fan15: TURCS???
yourbsf: Y/N 100%. she’s my wife and this is my biased opinion coming from a 100% certified turcs hater.
yourusername: @/yourbsf i love you 😭🫶🏼
trevorzegras: Y/N. it’s not even a competition. HAVE YOU SEEN HER???
_quinnhughes: @/trevorzegras the only time i’ll ever agree with you
jamie.drysdale: @/_quinnhughes real.
trevorzegras: @/_quinnhughes i expected this from you. but @/jamie.drysdale FUCKING OFFENDED???
colecaufield: as much as i love alex it’s Y/N 100% 😭
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lhughes_06: Y/N. no fucking competition.
edwards.73: @/lhughes_06 on behalf of everyone i think we can all agree that it’s Y/N no debate.
markestapa: @/lhughes_06 @/edwards.73 FR
yourusername: @/markestapa @/edwards.73 @/lhughes_06 my favorite and forever hype men 🥹
jackhughes: alex, buddy, you’re a stud, but i’d be fucking lying if i said that you do it better
yourusername:@/jackhughes ew you’re making me feel emotions 🥹
_alexturcotte: @/jackhughes @/yourusername please ignore her she does in fact feel emotions like a normal person
jackhughes: @/yourusername good. ❤️
francesco.pinelli71: on behalf of the roommates (oh my god and we were roommates) at our household meeting, we all came to the unanimous conclusion that my best friend, Y/N, does in fact, do it better.
quintonbyfield: @/francesco.pinelli71 as a witness to this household meeting, i can in fact, attest to this statement
jordanjs224: @/francesco.pinelli71 even if alex is my boyfriend, i, in good conscience, cannot state that alex did it better. Y/N does and continues to do it better.
brandtclarke55: @/francesco.pinelli71 no one can do it better than Y/N
_alexturcotte: can confirm, Y/N does it better
fan15: @/_alexturcotte WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
fan38: @/_alexturcotte ARE YOU SAYING WHAT I THINK YOU’RE SAYING
yourusername: @/_alexturcotte thank you <33
fan32: @/yourusername @/_alexturcotte WHAT IS HAPPENING
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yourusername:
“i carry your heart with me (i carry it in my heart)
i am never without it
(anywhere i go you go, my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing, my darling)” - E.E Cummings
in conclusion, i do it better.
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_alexturcotte: my love <33
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yourbsf: yeah. okay. im fine 🥹
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yourbsf: please take care of my girl 🥹
_alexturcotte: @/yourbsf always and forever
yourbsf: @/alexturcotte oh.
francesco.pinelli71: my roommates (my best friend and her boyfriend) 🫶🏼
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quintonbyfield: my boyfriend and his girlfriend 🥹❤️
yourusername: @/quintonbyfield my boyfriend’s second boyfriend 🫶🏼
quintonbyfield: @/yourusername IM HIS SECOND BOYFRIEND??? @/_alexturcotte explain yourself right now.
_alexturcotte: @/quintonbyfield listen, i got seduced by @/jordanjs224 im sorry you found out this way
jordanjs224: @/_alexturcotte @/quintonbyfield is it me? am i the drama?
jordanjs224: homewreckers stick together 🫶🏼
yourusername: @/jordanjs224 we’re about to be the biggest headache for our boyfriend and roommates 🫶🏼
_alexturcotte: @/yourusername @/jordanjs224 i don’t like this.
jordanjs224: @/yourusername perfect.
_alexturcotte: @/jordanjs224 @/yourusername I REALLY DON’T LIKE THIS
brandtclarke55: MY PARENTS !
yourusername: @/brandtclarke55 MY SON !
_alexturcotte: @/brandtclarke55 @/yourusername that’s not our son
brandtclarke55: @/_alexturcotte @/yourusername ☹️
yourusername: @/brandtclarke55 don’t listen to your father he’s delusional
brandtclarke55: @/yourusername okay mom !
_alexturcotte: @/yourusername 🥲
colecaufield: NO WAY. AM I DREAMING??? IS THIS REAL LIFE?! OH MY GOD. IT’S HAPPENING! IT’S HAPPENED!
yourusername: @/colecaufield IT’S REAL LIFE, BUT COCKFIELD BABY, YOU NEED TO BREATHE BEFORE YOU HYPERVENTILATE
colecaufield: @/yourusername AHHHHHH (my best friend found someone who makes him happy and it happens to be my new best friend 😭🫶🏼)
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elblue6: ❤️
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lhughes_06: i would kill for yn so tread carefully. i have a full college hockey team willing to do anything for her so consider that before doing anything. i don’t care if you are my billet brother and lived with me for a couple of years.
_alexturcotte: @lhughes_06 🤠🫡
_alexturcotte: i love you my sweet girl. now and forever.
yourusername: @/_alexturcotte i love you too, my love. forever and evers <33
_alexturcotte
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_alexturcotte:
“You’re where I stand, hearing the sea, crazy for the shore,
seeing the moon ache and fret for the earth.
When morning comes,
the sun, ardent, covers the trees in gold,
you walk towards me,
out of the season, out of the light love reasons.”
- Carol Ann Duffy
she definitely does it better :)
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yourusername: my beautiful boy, thank you for taking a chance on me, and loving me for a little over a year. i know starting a relationship long-distance isn’t ever ideal, but we made it work and because of it we grew stronger. you are my present, and my future, and i can’t wait to see where life takes us, hopefully, together, side by side. i love you to the moon and to saturn <33
_alexturcotte: @/yourusername my beautiful girl, thank you for being there for me when i felt like i was alone. i wasn’t expecting to find someone as ethereal as you, but the universe always finds a way to shine a light when everything is pitch black. you helped me heal mentally through the frustrating setbacks at the start of my NHL career, and for that i have no words to express the gratitude i have for your abundant amounts of patience. you are my future, and i will be content anywhere as long as you are by my side. i love you to the moon and to saturn ❤️
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a/n: thank you so much for reading !! feedback and reblogs are always appreciated! all my love !!!
-soph <33
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Not me thinking about the desperate situation that would lead to cannibalism
I'm imagining the temperature drops. Over the course of a few days, the snow on the mountain creeps downwards until the whole town is soft and blanketed. Maybe the island drifted north. Maybe it's a Snakolyte plot to save us from the hivemind. Maybe it doesn't matter.
Crops die. Bugsnax disappear. Soon the town scatters once again.
Some stay put where Filbo dependably makes a fire every day. Some try to flee to the desert, only to find the temperatures are only slightly warmer. It doesn't make up for the lack of shelter.
Lizbert and Eggabell are forgotten.
Of course Snorpy and Chandlo flee. Beffica too. They'd rather go alone than see what is inevitably going to happen.
Those that remain take refuge in Grmables barn. As the snow grows heavier, we have to huddle for warmth. Make fire indoors. It's too cold out to chop trees. My frostbitten fingers are proof enough of that. We're running low on firewood. Everyone is so hungry. Our paradise frozen before their very eyes.
Cromdo drops the salesman bit and uses all of his stock trying to keep the group alive. Shelda's meager rations keep hope in their eyes. Floofty has a few chemicals that won't kill is to burn for warmth.
But.... The morning when Floofty desperately tries to shake Shelda awake to no avail... Neither Filbo or I are strong enough to keep the fighting from breaking out.
Blows are exchanged, the shouting becomes too much. Harsh words turn to claws on flesh, blood in the deep snow. Filbo drops like a stone. I feel a paw take mine and drag me out of the town.
When I come out of my daze, Cromdo's made a fire in a cave, put a blanket over my shocked form. Hes making pine needle tea. Surprisingly, going up the mountain might save us.
"Who am I kidding? There's no hope." I sigh.
"I know, but that doesn't mean you stop fighting. Just means you change tactic." Cromdo scolds me.
"And run like cowards?" I poke the fire aimlessly. "They're dead down there. We're all dead."
"We survived because we're cowards. We'll keep surviving like cowards."
I sit with that. He pours me another cup.
"Yknow, I chose this cave because I hid some booze in here. Think Beffica took it before I could though."
I smile. The thought is nice.
I stare into the fire, replying the images in my mind. I know what I must do.
When Cromdo falls asleep, I tick him in, and leave him alone.
When he awakes the next morning, he awakes to a fantastic smell. Bacon? Hamburgers? He's never smelled anything like it before in his life.
He gets out of his cocoon of stolen blankets, catching me setting the table. One of my blankets for a tablecloth, plates from.... somewhere. Forks and knives. There's a stick in the middle I'm trying to light on fire to try and simulate a candle.
On the plates are large cuts of meat, cooked and served beautifully.
"Hey, kid? What are you-"
"Have a seat, sir."
....and he does. He sits across from me, both of us bundled up.... but keeping up the charade that it's a fancy restaurant. I see him hesitate... before taking the first bite.
"Wow, I didn't know you could cook."
"I didn't need to, until now."
We chat. We talk about our normal lives. What we did in the city. The lives we left behind for this dump. He talks about his daughter. His ex wife. I talk about the string of unlucky articles that put me on thin ice.
His hand finds mine once again. This time, it's an invitation to stay near.
We finish our dishes.
"I really... enjoyed this." He starts.
"Me too."
"So uh.... who did we just eat?"
...
"I don't think it's best to know." I say.
Cromdo thinks for a moment.
"Yeah, you're right."
We sit in silence.
His paw on mine, he leads us back to bed. We're both so tired. We lay down on the cold stone floor, wrapped in each other's arms, under all our cloth and blankets and insulation...both deciding...
not to keep the fire burning.
The sun sets.
The sun rises on an empty Snaktooth. No grumpsues. No bugsnax. No life.
Only blood and ice.
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