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[mountainofhistory]

Yoshika is going to loom over futo, lean down veeeeeeeeeeery slowly... and chomp down on her hat. She is eating the hat with alarming speed.

Surprisingly, Futo is not going to stop her. Primarily because she knows that once something gets between those jaws, there's essentially no saving it. It's mostly fine, she has more hats stored away - no one would be foolish enough to have just one when this sort of thing could happen. Even so...

"Miyako-san, we hath spoken about this several times before. Mine clothing is not any sort of foodstuff for thee and thou art supposed to keep from consuming it. Thou dost realize that I will need to inform the Crown Prince about this, yes?"

[stil-lindigo]

mumbattan's one and only pavitr prabhakar!!

prints

[chaotic-on-main]

If you receive this, you make somebody happy! Go on anon and send this to 10 of your followers who make you happy or somebody you think needs cheering up. If you get one back, even better.

aaaahhh hehe you're so lovely San 🥺💕 sending you so many hugs and smooches back 😙😙

[specshroom]

Some rather unlucky investments have landed you in a tad of debt. However, you have know of a way to get out of it that requires very little work on your part.

The "Pussy Portal" company are always hiring after all.

All you have to do is have a portal directly connected to your pussy that any paying customer can use at any time. What could go wrong?

Just realized u didn't actually say it had to be monsterfucking specifically but I made it that anyway lmao.

At least you thought it was going to be very little work on your part.

But now you're not so sure as you sit on the train ride home trying to act like there isn't a monster cock reaching deep in your cunt.

You curse yourself for not reading the terms and conditions of the contract properly. You thought they were just being hyperbolic when they said "Prime Pussy Anywhere, Anytime!" Surely they would have down times right?

No. There are no down times unless you call in a sick day of which you only have few. You shoulda known that pay was too good to be true.

At least whoever's using your portal seems to only be cockwarming themselves for the time being, although that could change at any moment. Every jerk of the train makes you tense up as you try and act as nonchalant as possible. The cock sits so snug and warm inside you, it twitches every time you tense around it.

On the customer app your portal is advertised as specifically "Human pussy" so you like imagining the kinds of monsters who would pick that out specifically. You haven't figured out what monster this one might be, it's rather thick and hot with a very generous amount of precum.

When you get to your stop the train jerks more than you expected and you have to subtly cover your mouth and grab the railing to avoid making a sound. Your customer definitely felt you clench down in panic as their cock jumps in excitement.

They start grinding down slowly on the portal, their cock thrusting shallowly. You speed walk straight for the train station bathrooms and lock yourself inside a stall. Close call but you made it and just in time for their shallow thrusts to turn into full pumps into your slick pussy.

You lean your back on the wall of the stall as your cunt is now being thoroughly pounded by this stranger. You have to crouch to your knees as your orgasm builds up, rubbing your clit with one hand while the other covers your mouth.

Just as you're about to tip over the edge you feel something bigger at the base of the shaft bump against your pussy with each hard thrust. You gasp in realization but it's too late as the monster thrusts their knot past your entrance and you cum hard with a silent scream, spasming and shaking against the bathroom stall.

Their cum fills you to the brim, kept inside by their inflamed knot. They don't stop cumming for several minutes but when they do it takes you several more to compose yourself enough to step out of the bathroom on wobbly legs.

You make the slow and embarrassing walk home while the monster's knot sits snuggly inside your pussy, keeping all that warm cum inside you.

The knot inside you doesn't deflate fully until you're already home and making dinner. You have to grip the counter, shivering slightly as your customer pulls out and goes on with their day having been properly satisfied. The thought makes you feel a strange sense of pride. Just then your phone beeps with a notification from the Portal companies app.

The customer left a tip!

How nice! They also left a review on your page,

"10/10. Best stress relief. Would fuck again."

[orbbo]

Hey for fannon swap could we please get warden Grian? :D

Poor guy has to get custom sweaters.

((Thank you all for the request!! I wasn't expecting to get so many but I tried to do my best to do them all justice. I'm no longer taking fannon swap requests now. I'd love to do more general hermitcraft/life smp requests in the future. ))

[courfee]

17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976

[myrathefarmer]

The Gorgon Mage 🧙‍♀️🐍 my design for ZombieCleo on the FantasyCraft SMP!✨

My reference page 👇

[sunny-jade]

Song 8!

First of all, I'm so sorry for taking so long to get to this! The creativity block is real ;__;

But! I finally managed to find my sneaky muse. Also, spoiler warnings for Stormblood.

Same Direction - Hoobastank

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Mulling over the battle after everything had calmed down and everyone had managed to drop off to sleep, Lili strokes Pipin's hair as he dozes in her lap.

She stares out of the tent, smoke from the siege still drifting towards the sky over the pale Lochs. Her thoughts drift towards the various people she'd seen and what Pipin had told her after the fight was over.

Everyone had a part to play. She herself had been busy the entire day before mixing up potions for the soldiers to take with them, making bandages, preparing for the wounded and dead to return back to their camp. Mei had been bustling around camp all day, moving anything anyone told her to, just trying to keep busy.

The thaumaturges had cast with everything they had. When all seemed lost to the flying armor, giant birds had appeared...apparently with people on them if the stories were to be believed. Then the cannons had roared and the gate was breached. Pipin and his father had fought to give the Warrior of Light and her group time to go after Zenos.

Lili's eyes shift to the other side of the tent where the viera sleeps fitfully, stars dancing across her skin. With a thought, her nouliths lift from their spot on the ground beside her, gently humming as they fly over towards Halina. Casting a quiet repose on the viera has her settling more comfortably into a restful sleep, the nouliths returning to their previous place.

Her gaze drops, landing on her love's face. The ferocity and determination gone, replaced by the peace of slumber. She knew she wasn't a fighter. But she could be a safe place to rest. She could support with whatever she could. Gently moving a lock of hair to tuck it behind his ear, Lili lets her mind drift again.

Amazing how they were all doing different things to end up at the same resolution.

[space-bowl]

Unconditional love.

Based on this meme, shoutout to whoever made it (I saved it a while ago so if you see this and it's you, please let me know!):

[egophiliac]

Serious question.

Do you think we’ll see the parents/family of each of the guys???

Like, We’ve been TEASED with Ace’s brother, that I’m starting to think it’s just a reference to that Alice in Wonderland park character in Japan and nothing else….

Jack’s family, Ruggie’s grandma, Falena, Maleficia, Ms.Rosehearts, Just now Vil’s dad is in the picture which I am really happy but now I’m wondering about his mom, and so Deuce’s mom.

I mean, some HAVE a silhouette!! It could mean they do have a design in the making/ready to show. They could’ve shown us Falena in the Tamashina (hope I said that correctly) event, but didn’t (prolly to make Leona not so σ(▼□▼メ) and it’s understandable)

Anyhow, any idea/headcannon about this? Who do you want to see first?

I'm wondering if everyone might eventually get a travel event? like they've now introduced with Vil's that it doesn't have to be specifically hometowns, so that opens things up a lot! (especially if they have to figure out how to do three separate Coral Sea visits) (how would that even work otherwise)

but yeah, I hope everyone gets a chance! there's a lot of backstory characters I would LOVE to meet. :D :D :D though I do think some of them don't really suit the more light-hearted tone of the events (pretty sure you're right about that being why Falena wasn't in Tamashina-Mina, that would've just been. too much for Leona.) so like...we're probably not ever going to meet the Rosehearts. or Maleficia (although I maintain that this would be THE funniest possible way to introduce her outside of the main story, and actually I would love this a lot, can we please Twst) (I need to see her to put Malleus in a froofy little outfit and tell him what a handsome boy he is). but they've sprung surprises like Kifaji on us, and honestly anyone who shows up and tells embarrassing stories about characters' childhoods is good in my book!

characters off the top of my head who I most want to meet: literally any of the Zigvolts, Azul's mom, Ace's brother, Che'nya's grandfather (<- I think he would be a good one for Riddle) (please just any non-terrible adult in his life), any member of Rook's family because I need to see how they managed to produce him, and...really just whoever they can come up with for Silver.

[funsizedcrow]

Link is Hylia's specialist little boy (this is not a good thing for him)

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[lunacias]

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[hualian]

Hua Cheng, resident menace 😈 + Xie Lian "I see no red flags" 🦋 | Heaven Official’s Blessing S2 Ep6

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[talesfromthecrypts]

Rainn Wilson as Bill Hudley in House of 1000 Corpses