#sorta surfin?

[aspartame-parent]

Random X-Men Headcanons!

Me and my friend have compiled a lot of headcanons for the X-Men (mainly formulated from jokes) so I wanted to put some here! A few of these are headcanons, most are jokes lol

Kurt listens to really peppy music when he's upset, the main one being the Beach Boys. Just imagine him, poor little German boy, singing Surfin' USA tiredly, trying to turn his mood around.

Erik listens to girly pop music, mainly Katy Perry and Ke$ha. Why? Because it's funny. Let him be girly pop.

Scott tells a lot of jokes but he's deadpan so people can never really tell. Like sometimes he'll just say some insane shit, plain faced, and see how the others react.

Dancing headcanons! Remy is a very good dancer, being particularly prolific in swing dancing. Logan somewhat refuses to dance, but he can line dance. Morph doesn't know how to dance, but they act like they can, dancing like a drunk white girl. Scott and Jean like to dance in private, but Scott gets nervous to dance in front of others. Ororo can bust that shit down.

Scott tries not to laugh when he, or someone else, is doing a bit. Like he tries not to break as he jokes along, to the point where he has to stop talking to not smile, biting inside of his mouth.

Furthermore! He also has a loud laugh, and people get a little caught off guard when they hear it. Me and my friend have described his laugh as a goose honk sound.

Kurt gaslights for fun, and he can get everybody pretty good, except Scott and Jean. You may think "oh because Jean's a telepath, right?" No, because--

Scott and Jean gaslight each other for fun, and they formulate these fake, big arguments, just as a bit. So, they're very familiar with gaslighting tactics, being they lie to each other as a joke, so when Kurt tries to, they immediately meet him-- A little too well, because Kurt is used to just messing with people.

Scott will occasionally freak people out by lowering his glasses (keeping his eyes closed of course). Like someone says "Hey, take a look at that." and he'll lower his glasses and go "Where?!" as a joke.

Everyone loves Kurt. Like, everyone. If Kurt doesn't like someone, everyone has a distaste for them as well.

Jean refers to her own psychic abilities as her "Jedi Mind Tricks"

This one isn't really a headcanon, just a running gag me and my friend do, but something bad will happen, or something inconvenient, and Remy will go "Don't worry.", insistently. Like a loud explosion can go off, and Remy will just say "Don't Worry." Occasionally this will be lengthened to "Don't what? Worry!"

We don't call Leech by his name. We call him Gneep Gnorp. That's it.

Kurt and Remy are super close (as pseudo brother in laws) and they hang out a lot, also doing that guy thing where they flirt with each other as a joke.

No one likes Emma. That's it.

Scott is autistic.

Warren is well manicured. He always has his hair just as he likes it, his wings always preened, his clothes always ironed. He'll a snazzy lookin' fella.

Rogue is a great singer. This barely a headcanon, her voice actress literally put out a song "Mojo Man (Ode to Remy LeBeau)", go listen to it.

Kurt's very coy and playful. Like, "Staaahhppp, hehe!" He also laughs at his own jokes all the time, like he cracks himself up.

Music headcanons! Here's just a few of the ones we made-- Scott likes dad rock obviously, mainly soft rock and folk rock (The Beatles, Hall & Oates, The Beach Boys, CSNY), Logan likes harder rock (Metallica, Alice Cooper, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden), Morph likes new wave and glam rock (Oingo Boingo, David Bowie, Talking Heads, Tears For Fears), Remy likes a fun mix of jazz, country, and soul, with a little rock sprinkled in (Johnny Cash, Ray Charles, Billie Holiday, Queen), Jubilee likes a lot of pop, pop-rock, that sorta thing (Cyndi Lauper, Madonna, ABBA, Wham!)

Kurt has a lil hyperfixation on pirates and ships-- this is kinda canon in the comics. But he loves talking about pirate history and ships and misconceptions.

I'm sure there's a bunch of ones I can't remember but there ya go lol

thanks to @the-death-defying-night-crawler for being funny and making these with me lol

[trinimusicophile]

Camila Cabello - Bam Bam ft. Ed Sheeran

You said you hated the ocean, but you're surfin' now I said I'd love you for life, but I just sold our house We were kids at the start, I guess we're grown-ups now, mm Couldn't ever imagine even havin' doubts But not everything works out, no

Now I'm out dancin' with strangers You could be casually datin' Damn, it's all changin' so fast

Así es la vida, sí Yeah, that's just life, baby Yeah, love came around and it knocked me down But I'm back on my feet

Así es la vida, sí Yeah, that's just life, baby I was barely standin', but now I'm dancin' He's all over me (goza)

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam (así es la vida)

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam (uh-huh) Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam (uh-huh) Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam (uh-huh) Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam

It's been a hell of a year, thank God we made it out Yeah, we were riding a wave, and trying not to drown And on the surface, I held it together but underneath, I sorta came unwound Where would I be? You're all that I need, my world, baby, you hold me down You always hold me down, now

I've been a breaker and broken Every mistake turns to moments Wouldn't take anything back

Así es la vida, sí (así e') Yeah, that's just life, baby Yeah, love came around and it knocked me down But I'm back on my feet

Así es la vida, sí Yeah, that's just life, baby I was barely standin', but now I'm dancin' He's all over me

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam (ahí, ahí)

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam (pónganle azúcar, mi gente)

Y sigue bailando, hey Y sigue bailando, ajá (keep dancing, yeah) Y sigue bailando (keep dancing, yeah) Y sigue bailando (ayy)

ajá, y sigue bailando (Keep dancing, yeah) y sigue bailando (ayy) (Hay amor en todos lados) y sigue bailando, uoh (Sigue, sigue, sigue bailando)

Así es la vida, sí Yeah, that's just life, baby Yeah, love came around and it knocked me down But I'm back on my feet

Así es la vida, sí Yeah, that's just life, baby I was barely standin', but now I'm dancin' She's all over me (hey, hey)

Now I'm, now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah) Now I'm, now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah) Now I'm, now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah) (Bam-bam-bam-bam) (hey, hey)

And now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah) Now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah) (Bam-bam-bam-bam) eh

[sevilemar]

Today, nothing seems to go right for me.

My D chords sound either buzzy or flat, even in perfect chord practice, I cannot get the pointer finger to behave in A, and even E sounds wonky half the time. My changes are slower, and I had to slow some songs down; they just come out real bad when I played them like normal, and I cannot even correct them in time, because as soon as I concentrate on that, I loose the rhythm and my strumming, even if I just do 4x down.

I learned E minor and A minor, and at least they work well in perfect chord practice, and also chord changes, so there is that. But there are no good beginner songs with them in it, so I'm not gonna be able to use them in songs for a while.

I didn't even try to put the Old Faithful strumming pattern into a song with the way the session was going, but did DDDUD instead for Walk The Line, and it worked as well as anything did today. I also learned two riffs, the Peter Gunn Theme (which I actually learned from a friend a few years back and just sorta re-learned) and the Seven Nation Army riff. They work OK, so that's nice.

I also ordered a capo and some picks today, so hopefully, I'll be learning some other songs soon.

Sometimes, it's just what it is, yeah? Maybe I'll start my repertoire book instead today.

Chords: A D E (Em Am)

Strumming: 4xD, DDDUD, Surfin, (Old Faithful)

Songs: Walk The Line, Surfin USA, Tide Is High, Three Little Birds; Kaulquappenschule (Tabaluga) and For What It's Worth on a good day

Riffs: Peter Gunn Theme, Seven Nation Army, Surfin USA intro (slow)

Fingers: numb all day, hurting after 5-10 minutes of playing. I opened the blister on my middle finger yesterday, and the pain level is only marginally higher than the others.

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: March 4, 2022

Lyrics:

You said you hated the ocean, but you're surfin' now

I said I'd love you for life, but I just sold our house

We were kids at the start, I guess we're grown-ups now, mm

Couldn't ever imagine even havin' doubts

But not everything works out, no

Now I'm out dancin' with strangers

You could be casually datin'

Damn, it's all changin' so fast

Así es la vida, sí

Yeah, that's just life, baby

Yeah, love came around and it knocked me down

But I'm back on my feet

Así es la vida, sí

Yeah, that's just life, baby

I was barely standin', but now I'm dancin'

He's all over me (goza)

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam (así es la vida)

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam (uh-huh)

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam (uh-huh)

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam (uh-huh)

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam

It's been a hell of a year, thank God we made it out

Yeah, we were riding a wave, and trying not to drown

And on the surface, I held it together but underneath, I sorta came unwound

Where would I be? You're all that I need, my world, baby, you hold me down

You always hold me down, now

I've been a breaker and broken

Every mistake turns to moments

Wouldn't take anything back

Así es la vida, sí (así e')

Yeah, that's just life, baby

Yeah, love came around and it knocked me down

But I'm back on my feet

Así es la vida, sí

Yeah, that's just life, baby

I was barely standin', but now I'm dancin'

He's all over me

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam (ahí, ahí)

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam (pónganle azúcar, mi gente)

Y sigue bailando, hey

Y sigue bailando, ajá (keep dancing, yeah)

Y sigue bailando (keep dancing, yeah)

Y sigue bailando (ayy)

ajá, y sigue bailando

(Keep dancing, yeah) y sigue bailando (ayy)

(Hay amor en todos lados) y sigue bailando, uoh

(Sigue, sigue, sigue bailando)

Así es la vida, sí

Yeah, that's just life, baby

Yeah, love came around and it knocked me down

But I'm back on my feet

Así es la vida, sí

Yeah, that's just life, baby

I was barely standin', but now I'm dancin'

She's all over me (hey, hey)

Now I'm, now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah)

Now I'm, now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah)

Now I'm, now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah)

(Bam-bam-bam-bam) (hey, hey)

Songwriter:

And now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah)

Now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah)

(Bam-bam-bam-bam) eh

Camila Cabello / Cheche Alara / Edgar Ivan Barrera / Edward Christopher Sheeran / Eric Burton Frederic / Scott Harris

SongFacts:

👉📖

[wyrdo01]

"y'know I sorta Missed doing this."

It's fun surfin' around innit'? Anyways we should be heading towards Kalos soon.

"got it."-Roya

[ombelinefr]

ASI es LA vida SI - Camila Cabello x Ed Sheeran (Vídeo Oficial)

You said you hated the ocean, but you're surfin' now I said I'd love you for life, but I just sold our house We were kids at the start, I guess we're grown-ups now, mm Couldn't ever imagine even havin' doubts But not everything works out, noNow I'm out dancin' with strangers You could be casually datin' Damn, it's all changin' so fastAsí es la vida, sí Yeah, that's just life, baby Yeah, love came around and it knocked me down But I'm back on my feetAsí es la vida, sí Yeah, that's just life, baby I was barely standin', but now I'm dancin' He's all over me (goza)Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam (así es la vida)Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam (uh-huh) Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam (uh-huh) Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam (uh-huh) Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bamIt's been a hell of a year, thank God we made it out Yeah, we were riding a wave, and trying not to drown And on the surface, I held it together but underneath, I sorta came unwound Where would I be? You're all that I need, my world, baby, you hold me down You always hold me down, nowI've been a breaker and broken Every mistake turns to moments Wouldn't take anything backAsí es la vida, sí (así e') Yeah, that's just life, baby Yeah, love came around and it knocked me down But I'm back on my feetAsí es la vida, sí Yeah, that's just life, baby I was barely standin', but now I'm dancin' He's all over meBidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam (ahí, ahí)Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam Bidi-bam-bam-bam-bam (pónganle azúcar, mi gente)Y sigue bailando, hey Y sigue bailando, ajá (keep dancing, yeah) Y sigue bailando (keep dancing, yeah) Y sigue bailando (ayy)ajá, y sigue bailando (Keep dancing, yeah) y sigue bailando (ayy) (Hay amor en todos lados) y sigue bailando, uoh (Sigue, sigue, sigue bailando)Así es la vida, sí Yeah, that's just life, baby Yeah, love came around and it knocked me down But I'm back on my feetAsí es la vida, sí Yeah, that's just life, baby I was barely standin', but now I'm dancin' She's all over me (hey, hey)Now I'm, now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah) Now I'm, now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah) Now I'm, now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah) (Bam-bam-bam-bam) (hey, hey)And now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah) Now I'm dancin' (keep dancing, yeah) (Bam-bam-bam-bam) eh

[surfkng-archive]

" what do you mean, you've never built a blanket fort before?! "

" I mean I've never built one before! What? Is it that weird? My uh... My dad's never really been one to do that sorta shit with me. Mom wasn't around long enough. She mostly took me surfin' anyways. And well, by the time Susan was around with Max, I didn't exactly give the best impression that I should be allowed to build a blanket fort. "

[cookiezcleard]

good news: just found an online virtual world id never heard of thats still ongoing today i think??? their youtube is still active. found it while looking up some more obscure terms looking for content on Nickelodeon’s The Club virtual world, but it seems to have nothing to do with nickelodeon at all

bad news: 90% of the content i can find for it is in a language i do not speak in the slightest so researching this will be difficult lol. Would explain why I haven’t heard a word about it in my life though XP

[gioelline]

You said you hated the ocean, but you're surfin' now

I said I'd love you for life, but I just sold our house

We were kids at the start, I guess we're grown-ups now (Mmm)

Couldn't ever imagine even havin' doubts

But not everything works out, no

Now I'm out dancin' with strangers

You could be casually datin'

Damn, it's all changin' so fast

Así es la vida, sí

Yeah, that's just life, baby

Yeah, love came around

And it knocked me down

But I'm back on my feet

Así es la vida, sí

Yeah, that's just life, baby

I was barely standin'

But now I'm dancin'

He's all over me

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam (Así es la vida)

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam (Uh-huh)

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam (Eh, eh, uh-huh)

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam (Uh-huh)

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam

It's been a hell of a year, thank God we made it out

Yeah we were riding a wave, and trying not to drown

And on the surface I held it together

But underneath, I sorta came unwound

Where would I be? You're all that I need

My world, baby, you hold me down

You always hold me down, now

I've been the breaker and broken

Every mistake turned to moments

Wouldn't take anything back

Así es la vida, sí (Así es)

Yeah, that's just life, baby

Yeah, love came around

And it knocked me down

But I'm back on my feet

Así es la vida, sí

Yeah, that's just life, baby

I was barely standin'

But now I'm dancin'

She's all over me (He's all over me)

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam (Ahí, ahí)

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam

Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam (Pónganle azúcar, mi gente!)

Sigue bailando, hey

Sigue bailando (Keep dancing, yeah)

Sigue bailando (Keep dancing, yeah)

Sigue bailando

(Hay amor en todos lados) Sigue bailando

(Sigue, sigue, sigue bailando) Sigue bailando

(Hay amor en todos lados) Sigue bailando, woh

(Sigue, sigue, sigue bailando)

Así es la vida, sí

Yeah, that's just life, baby

Yeah, love came around

And it knocked me down

But I'm back on my feet

Así es la vida, sí

Yeah, that's just life, baby

I was barely standin'

But now I'm dancin'

She's all over me (He's all over me) (Hey! Hey!)

Now I'm, Now I'm dancin' (Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam)

Keep dancing, yeah

Now I'm, Now I'm dancin' (Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam)

Keep dancing, yeah

Now I'm, Now I'm dancin' (Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam)

Keep dancing, yeah (Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam) (Hey! Hey!)

(Bidi, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam)

And now I'm dancin' (Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam)

Keep dancing, yeah

Now I'm dancin' (Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam, bam-bam)

Keep dancing, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (Bidi, bam-bam-bam-bam)

Eh!

[taffysannotatedsonichu]

(Clyde’s) Trollsta’s Paradise

As I walk through the valley of wallow and dark shame I take a look at my life and I realize there's nothing here Cuz I've been blastin' and laughin' so long, that Even my mama thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never left my computer, dog gone it Me be treated like a punk, I take it out on that guy I have too much stress and free time, I can't enjoy it I am a stressed homeboy imprisoned in lulz

A cheap laugh on that guy's lone expense As they croak I see myself worse off than that fool I'm the kinda 'G' no one gives a cryin' dime to care On my knees in the night (sped up) Saying prayers in the LCD light

We keep spending most of our lives Living in a trollsta's paradi~ise We been spending most of our lives Living in a trollsta's paradise We keep spending most of our lives Living in a trollsta's paradise We keep spending most of our lives Living in a trollsta's paradise

Look at the situation, they got me facin' I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the street So I gotta lay it down as Clyde No-cash Too much Internet surfin' got me tauntin' dreams

I'm an stupid 'lil fool with fake sex on my mind Got my mouse in my hand and a soda-stained keyboard I'm loc'd in ninja ding dang ganger I keep my homies not here, so I'm a lonely dope, G

...eath ai-ain't nothing but a heartbeat away I'm livin life, yo, do or die, what can I say? I'm thirteen now, but will I live to see any-MOE?! The way things are going I don't know

...me why are why are so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me (sings 2 times faster) The... things... we... see... (catches up) ...hurt are you and me?

We... we...

W-w-we b-been spending most of our lives Living in a gang--|trollsta's paradise We keep spending most of our lives Living in a trollsta's paradise We keep spending most of our lives Living in a grollsta's paradise We keep spending most of our lives Living in a trollsta's paradise

Power and no money, money and no power Minute after minute, hour after hour Everybody's typing, but half of them ain't carin' ... It's growing on in the kitchen, but I don't know what's hangin'

They gotta learn lame words, learnin' to- er- teach me If they can't understand it, how can they reach me I guess they can't, I guess they won't I guess I front, that's why I know my life is not well spent, G.

We been spending most of our lives Living in the trollsta's paradise We been spending most of our lives Living in a trollsta's paradise We keep spending most of our lives Living in a trollsta's paradise We keep spending most of our lives Living in a trollsta's paradise

Tell me why are we, so blind to see, that the ones we hurt Are you and me? (pause) Tell me why! We are we! So blind to see! The ones we hurt! Are you and me! (pause) (catches up) ...ones we hurt are you and me?

In 2009, the trolling was in full swing. Chris’s enemies were no longer Mary Lee Walsh and mall cops, but Clyde Cash and Blue Spike. Chris recorded the first C&THB album more or less in a vacuum, without any real audience in mind while he was making it. But this album was made to woo Ivy, one of Chris’s multitude of troll sweethearts. Ivy really encouraged Chris to bring out his musical side, since the famous “Holdin’ Out for a Hero” video was also made with her in mind, which we’ll discuss in further depth when we get to Sonichu Special 1.

But Chris begins this album, despite being theoretically a tribute to his beloved Ivy, with a diss track against his greatest foe, Clyde Cash. Sung to the tune of Coolio’s “Gangsta’s Paradise”, Chris paints a picture of Cash as being a pathetic slug of a middle schooler who exists to tear others down because of his own insecurities. This is a surprisingly dark and existential look into Chris’s view of Clyde’s mind.

“Gangsta’s Paradise” is not a superfluous, frivolous rap song about the joys of being a thug. It’s a melancholic telling of a life filled with violence and uncertainty, and unlike a lot of this song’s contemporaries and successors it doesn’t glorify the activities discussed in the song, and I think for once Chris sorta latched on to that. I mean, “Gangsta’s Paradise” isn’t a diss track, but unlike, say, his lighthearted and sweet take on the catty “I Know What Boys Like” or his romantic take on the debaucherous “Girls Girls Girls”, Chris properly utilises the tone of the original song to paint Clyde as an insecure and almost tragic figure, who is so full of self-loathing the only thing he can do to make himself feel good about himself is to hurt other people.

That said it also does perhaps a better job than Chris maybe intended of building Clyde up as someone you’re supposed to feel sorry for. Chris throws in some jabs at Clyde in the song, such as how Clyde has been spending too much time on the internet “taunting dreams” or that his life is not well spent, but the decision to put the song from Clyde’s perspective makes it seem like these are demons Clyde knows and is trying (and failing) to fight. If Chris wanted to write a diss track against Clyde he certainly could have, it’s not like there weren’t plenty of diss tracks to go around in the sphere of 90’s rap and even more since, but the choice to make the song an introspection on Clyde’s part makes it more like a tragic Shakespearean soliloquy than a diss track.

In the second verse, Chris confusingly somewhat conflates Clyde with his contemporary Blue Spike, a thirteen year old boy who created the infamous Julie character to trick Chris into doing stupid things. The Clyde character was generally presumed to be a lot older than thirteen.

At the bridge, Chris seems to have the opposite of the problem he had in CWCALICIOUS, where he now sings too fast for the backing music. It’s almost like he wanted to repeat the bridge twice in the same timespan the original sings it once.

[nuqa-blog]

13 gennaio - Surfin’ USA

Erano giorni che mi sentivo su di giri ma non riuscivo a venire. Capirai benissimo che stavo per dare le testate contro il muro e la condizione iniziava ad essere molto imbarazzante. Nei giorni passati ero sempre un po' frizzantina durante il giorno, perciò pensavo che sarei riuscita ad andare a casa la sera e concludere. E invece no. La sera tornavo a casa ma non facevo nulla, oppure iniziavo ma non riuscivo ad arrivare alla fine, lasciandomi addosso solo più frustrazione di prima.

Ieri pomeriggio, al lavoro, avevo la borsa dell'acqua calda sulla pancia. Ero seduta con le gambe accavallate. D'improvviso mi sono accorta che stavo stringendo le cosce pian piano. È stato un gesto istintivo, eh. Evidentemente col tepore mi sono rilassata e poi, non so come, ho notato di essere più sensibile del normale. Anche solo il contatto con la stoffa della sedia mi faceva un certo effetto, sai com'è. La sentivo sotto di me, percepivo il contatto.

La sera sono arrivata a casa e mi sono infilata sotto il piumone. Ho giocherellato per un po', ma senza fare niente. Solo delle carezze sopra gli slip. A dire il vero l'ho fatto per non so quanto tempo, davvero a lungo, perché c'era questa cosa strana che sentivo da sopra la biancheria. Mentre sfioravo coi polpastrelli sentivo che la stoffa non era solo umida: sentivo che sotto era caldo. La pelle era molto calda e poi non so come spiegarlo, ma più andavo avanti e più sentivo che le carni sotto gli slip erano come gonfie. Le labbra e tutto il resto, il monte di Venere, il clitoride, le mie parti mi sembravano calde e più gonfie, turgide, piene. Non tanto da essere strano, eh. Però lo sentivo chiaramente con la punta delle dita ed era molto piacevole.

Ho continuato così e ho continuato per parecchio, fino a che non mi è venuta un'idea. Ho allungato la mano e preso il vibratore. L'ho acceso sulla frequenza più morbida e lenta, e l'ho messo dentro gli slip. L'ho appoggiato a contatto con la pelle ma senza farlo entrare. Mi sono stesa aprendo leggermente le gambe e sono rimasta così, immobile.

Mi sono concessa solo di mettere le mani sotto la felpa. Volevo sentire quella cosa di quando i capezzoli si inturgidiscono sul seno morbido, quando prendi il seno tutto con la mano ed è soffice, ma al centro c'è questo bottone inequivocabilmente più rigido. Ho messo le mani sopra i seni per sentire la carne che mi riempiva il palmo. Le ho solo appoggiate e poi c'erano questi bottoni duri al centro, quindi ho provato a fare una cosa: prima ho accarezzato i seni su tutta la loro circonferenza, sulla superficie, poi ho stretto un pochino le mani per afferrarmeli meglio. Lì ho sentito che erano particolarmente sensibili, questi bottoni, perciò ho provato a prenderli tra le dita e a stringerli gradualmente. Piano, eh. Aumentavo la pressione delle dita finché non sentivo quasi un piccolo dolore, e allora li rilasciavo. Lo rifacevo e li stringevo un po' di più. Li rilasciavo e li stringevo con lentezza mentre il giocattolo era ancora lì, che si muoveva con gentilezza sopra di me.

Strizzavo gradualmente di più fino a che la stretta mi faceva arrivare al punto d'incrocio fra il dolore lieve e il piacere. Mi faceva inarcare la schiena e faticavo a stare ferma. Ero curiosa ed avevo iniziato questa sfida strana in cui mi dovevo stuzzicare, ma allo stesso tempo resistere e rimanere il più immobile possibile.

Riuscivo comunque a restare ferma ma era una tortura, faticavo davvero tanto. Mi sono chiesta se non fosse il caso di terminare il gioco e lasciarmi andare per venire. Invece sono rimasta così. A quel punto ho voluto spingere la cosa ancora più in là per vedere quanto avrei resistito: ho preso il cellulare e guardato delle foto erotiche e dei video porno su tumblr. Lì ho davvero dovuto fare dei grandi respiri profondi perché stavo dando di testa. Il giocattolo, anche se era davvero settato nella maniera più morbida e delicata possibile, era appoggiato contro di me e tenuto fermo dagli slip ormai da tanto e io ero così bagnata che non mi servivano le mani per verificarlo. Lo sentivo lungo le cosce. Quando ho percepito che stava letteralmente colandomi lungo le gambe ho deciso di fare una cosa: ho chiuso tumblr, appoggiato il telefono vicino al letto, spento la luce, e mi sono messa a dormire. Senza spegnere il giocattolo. Temevo di non riuscire ad addormentarmi ma ero davvero stremata, era passata la mezzanotte.

Perché a quel punto non ho iniziato a muoverlo? Non lo so. Era diventato un gioco. Dovevo resistere. Era come se fossi torturata di piacere da qualcuno. Sempre al limite ma mai alla fine. Il giocattolo l'ho lasciato lì tutta la notte.

Quando mi sono svegliata al mattino, il giocattolo era ancora lì. Le batterie erano praticamente scariche e la vibrazione era debolissima, praticamente impercettibile, eppure riuscivo a sentirla lo stesso. Ero veramente troppo troppo troppo eccitata. Stavo sragionando. Avevo acquisito una sorta di super potere, ero così sensibile che sentivo la minima sollecitazione. A quel punto non ce la facevo davvero più, ero esausta dovevo liberarmi, quindi ho tolto il giocattolo. Mi sono girata a pancia in giù e ho cominciato a muovermi contro il materasso. Piano, non volevo arrivare immediatamente. Lentamente, controllandomi. Ero estremamente vicino al limite, quindi dovevo mantenere la concentrazione molto attentamente.

Mi strusciavo solamente senza toccarmi. L'ho fatto per qualcosa come un quarto d'ora. Mentre mi muovevo sentivo il bacino contro la stoffa del lenzuolo, e mi faceva godere. Mi sono appoggiata sui gomiti per tenere il busto alzato in modo tale da sentire che, mentre oscillavo avanti e indietro contro il letto, il seno dondolava e sfiorava leggermente il materasso e mio dio, quanto mi faceva godere questa cosa. Lì ho deciso che era il momento, non resistevo più, stavo impazzendo. Ho preso il giocattolo per farlo entrare dentro di me. Pensavo sarebbe scivolato dentro con grande facilità perché ero bagnata da morire. E invece no. C'era della resistenza perché è vero, ero totalmente bagnata, ma dentro ero caldissima e stretta da morire. Ho fatto entrare solo la punta per qualche volta, poi l'ho spinto e l'ho fatto entrare tutto. E ho cominciato a scoparmi fortissimo. Nella foga ho aumentato il ritmo. Con una mano mi scopavo forte e con l'altra mi accarezzavo dietro, volevo sentire che mi entrava tutto dentro. Mi sono scopata davanti col giocattolo e mi sono scopata il culo con le dita. Prona contro il materasso, con una mano sotto la pancia e una che arrivava dietro passando da sopra, chinata in avanti e cristo, quanto sono venuta. Stavo per strillare

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great job preserving this one wayback :/

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monster high ‘hey you should sign-up’ pages, 2014! im pretty sure i did this but like with everything else little kid me always forgot the pass. really wish i could give that version of the site a proper revisit, but alas it was 2014 and in flash--ruffle hates it. as3 my beloathed </3

i remembered fijit friends had a website looking at the links at the bottom though so if u wanna know what my next post is gonna be

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fun trivia: i accidentally posted this right away instead of scheduling in march when i first took this screenshot. nyway happy bday to this guy