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[fluffytriceratops]

𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 - 𝐚. 𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚 [chapter three]

chapter three: "𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚜, 𝚖𝚛. 𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊."

notes: i too really want to take a fat nap with kuroo. 😭👌💕

chapter two: "bootymeat."

chapter four: "i want some lettuce."

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Saturday, 2:13 pm.

y/n

hey bo, does your practice

still start at 3 today?

Saturday, 2:26 pm.

tetsu

lmao- i think it does.

y/n

i can't believe he ignored me ehu– 😭

queen keiji

he's probably just distracted

why'd you want to know?

tetsu

ik how rude

y/n

i wanted to see him play today! i just finished my homework and thought it'd be fun.

tetsu

finished or gave up on? 😏

y/n

shush.

kendoll

do you really want to see him play or is this about seeing if atsumu is the guy you groped?

y/n

...

can it not be both?

tetsu

it's totally the latter. tho i must admit, i'm curious too.

queen keiji

same here. did you need a ride, y/n?

y/n

don't team up on me! and if you're offering, yes, i'd love that.

queen keiji

if you're ready we can leave in five. unlike you i actually finished my homework.

y/n

low blow keiji, low blow. but yeah im good to go.

wait, are you home rn? i thought it was just me?

queen keiji

ive been here the whole time...

y/n

you have? wait where is everyone rn?

tetsu

kenma and i went out for food. and kei is out with family.

y/n

WHAT!? WITHOUT ME?? RUDE!!!

kendoll

the second we walked into your room to ask if you wanted to come you threw your stuffed animals at us and told us to get out.

y/n

i was trying to study and you guys always distract me!

tetsu

she has a point.

queen keiji

well if you're ready y/n, we should go.

y/n

okie, im coming

if you have leftovers i will forever love you guys

kenma

we'll bring you back something tasty

y/n

ahh thankies!! 😊  

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Y/n slid off her bed, bare feet hitting the cold hard wood floor. She scrunched her nose and moved towards her sock drawer. She pulled on the thickest pair of knee highs she could find, grabbed a scrunchie so she could tie her hair up and walked out her room.

Akaashi was waiting for her in the living room by the door. When Y/n entered, she was holding her phone between her cheek and her shoulder as she tied her hair up into a unkempt bun. "I thought you said you were ready?" Keiji said, slipping his own phone away as he glanced her over. Y/n pouted, "I am." She took her phone and shoved it into the pocket of the hoodie she was wearing. Why she didn't just do that in the first place, she didn't know. That's what happens when you work with half a brain cell.

Akaashi arched a brow. Y/n was in nothing but her pajamas. She wore an black t-shirt that said "sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come", followed by a pair of sweats he was sure belonged to Bokuto. Lastly she wore a sweater he knew to be Kuroo's, she had it unzipped at the moment, but he knew it wouldn't be long till she zipped it up. Y/n was always complaining about being cold.

Y/n's face burned at the sight of him looking her over and she crossed her arms over her chest subconsciously. "Don't look at me like that! I'm comfy!" Akaashi chuckled to himself lightly and shrugged his shoulders. He didn't say anything else as he opened the door of their house and went outside. Y/n pouted to herself as she shoved her feet into her outdoor slippers and followed after him sluggishly. "Meanie." She mumbled as she opened up the passenger side door and hopped inside.

"Baby." He teased, sticking the keys into the ignition and waiting for her to be buckled in before backing out of the driveway.

"It's too cold to dress up, besides we're just going to see Bo's practice so it's not like I have to look good or anything." She reasoned, leaning back in her seat, face inches away from the window to allow her breath to fog up the glass. She drew a little smiley face with her finger, her own lips quirking up.

"I thought you were going to see if the guy you hit on was Atsumu?" Keiji stopped at a red light and peeked over towards her, shaking his head in mild amusement at her antics. Y/n blushed and shot him a look, "I didn't hit on him, I just hit him, accidentally." She didn't miss the light roll of his eyes and she stuck her tongue out at him childishly. "And I was- am? I don't need to dress up for some guy."

Keiji smiled, "No, you don't." And they left it at that. The rest of the drive was relatively silent. They didn't live far from the university, so it didn't take long for them to get there. It was cloudy outside, with a chance of (meatballs) some light rain. Y/n didn't mind such weather, she had always liked the rain.

Once they were inside the building, Y/n stood beside Akaashi as they looked towards the court. Practice should be starting soon and most of the teammates were already here warming up. The h/c haired female spotted Bokuto almost immediately and rose her hand in a wave to try and catch his attention. It didn't take long for Bo to spot them and he grinned nearly as wide as Cheshire cat. Returning the wave vigorously.

"Come, let's go find a seat." Akaashi said, placing a hand on her shoulder and guiding her towards the benches.

Once they had taken their seats, practice had basically begun. Y/n's eyes roamed the room to see if she recognized any of the other players. Leaning close to Akaashi, she whispered, "So which one is Atsumu?"

Keiji started looking for him, humming to himself softly. "I don't see him. I don't think he's here yet. Practice technically doesn't start for another ten minutes, so I'm sure he's just taking his time or got distracted by something."

Y/n nodded in understanding. The male from before wasn't here either, which meant that it was a good chance it could be this Atsumu guy. She began to feel nervous. What exactly was she looking for here? Another chance to embarrass herself? It wasn't like she was planning on asking him out or anything. She was just curious to know who he was. Unfortunately, Y/n had always been too curious for her own good.

Her knee started to bounce anxiously. Akaashi glanced down at it, noticing she was starting to fidget. This normally meant Y/n was in her head too much. She tended to overthink and stress over nothing. He had known her since high school, it was something he had managed to pick up over time. He placed his hand upon her knee and gave it a reassuring pat. Y/n blinked out of her thoughts and peeked up at him. Offering the dark haired male a thankful smile. Keiji sent her a small one in return. "Try not to think about it too much, just focus on Bo's playing. You know he'll want to talk to you about it afterwards."

Y/n nodded in agreement and turned her gaze onto the court. As if by some miracle, her phone dinged with a text notification. The perfect distraction.  

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kurooo

hey, you guys there yet?

is atsumu the one??  

y/n

yeah we're here

and idk, he isn't here yet.

probs on his way tho-  

kurooo

ahh

kenma brought you back a slice of pie

and i have some leftover onigiri if you want it?  

y/n

ooh yummy!

yes please!!

thank you~! 🥰🥰

wait- are you guys back now?  

kurooo

you're welcome!! 😋

and yeah, we just got here a few mins ago  

y/n

we could have wait for you if you wanted to come  

kurooo

ye- but kenma wanted to play video games

and honestly i didn't even think about that lmao  

y/n

oh lmao

well it's not too late, you could always drive by yourself?  

kurooo

true

but i'm so full-- i could really use a nap  

y/n

LOL

well you certainly deserve it you do work really hard, tetsu ^^ i'm sure bo wont mind, as long as you come see him play sometime soon, or buy him some meat, he'll forgive ya haha  

kurooo

stop.

you're gonna make me blush

and yeah, i'll probably just go another time and buy him something to eat afterwards  

y/n

but it's true!! you do work really hard!

and okie, i'll let him know so he's not too dissapointed  

kurooo

haha thanks.

and okay- let me know how it goes!

i wanna know if tsumu is the one. 🤗  

y/n

lol otay, i will

have a good nap~  

kurooo

the very many thank yous.

tell akaashi i said hi.  

y/n

i will!

night tetsu~~ 😊  

kurooo

i mean, it's not night but-

night y/n~~ 😊  

━  

Y/n looked up from her phone towards Akaashi. "Kuroo says hi."

Keiji turned his gaze away from his phone, "Is that who you were texting?" She nodded, folding her hands in her lap. "Yeah, he wanted to know what was going on. I told him nothing happened yet. He and Kenma just got back."

Akaashi nodded, "They probably could have come if they wanted. I wouldn't mind waiting for them."

"That's what I said! But Kenma wanted to play video games and Tetsu's taking a fat nap. He'll be out for a while I'm sure."

"Sorry I'm late! Ran into a little trouble on the way here."

"Oh, Atsumu's here."

Y/n turned towards the voice, eyes widening a fraction at the guy who walked in. He looked extremely familiar. Probably because she had at least one class with him and he was the one she slapped. Gasping quietly to herself, Y/n grabbed Akaashi's arm to gain his attention. Not really noticing that she already had it. "That's him! He's the guy I hit!"

As if he had known they were talking about him, Atsumu suddenly looked over towards them. His eyes locked with Y/n's and a sultry smirk crawled onto his lips. She could feel heat rise to her cheeks, and she found herself being unable to tear her gaze away. What was with this guy!? It felt like he could knock the air out of her by looking at her alone. Her grip on Akaashi's arm tightened unintentionally.

It was a mistake coming here, wasn't it?

Oh what she'd give to be napping with Kuroo right about now.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

I bet Miguel can cook REALLY well.

Like CRAZY WELL.

Being a dad he did have to come up with something to eat for dinner every night

And with Gabriella being a bit picky, sometimes he had to get creative

And some of his favorite memories are the conversations he and Gabbie had while dinner was on the stove

But even now, he loves it. Miguel finds he act of cooking so relaxing. He likes the peace and the order of it

And even if he comes in really really late from HQ - he'll still try and cook something

Fighting sleep while cooking a quesadilla on the stove

He's a Sazon loyalist SORRY ADOBO STANS

There's always tortillas, sour cream and salsa verde in his fridge - freshly made

(if you got those you can figure something out)

And he grows his own cilantro and basil on the window sill

And he'll never use powdered garlic, only fresh

Yes he can eat garlic - yes people on campus ask him that a lot

(he's hot ACTUALLY a vampire)

His seafood is TO DIE FOR

Miguel can make amazing lobster tail, or crab legs (with Old Bay and butter of course)

And his Ceviche is SO GOOD and SO FRESH

Most likely makes everything spicy. It's not even that he 'loves' spicy food - He just makes it spicy AF and acts like he doesn't notice

MEANWHILE you're next to him and it hurts to breathe

He and Hobie are bean stans.

Miguel loves them in Chilli con Carne, with rice, refried, you name it

and Hobie goes through those British blue cans of Heinz baked beans like it's nobodies business

They both think beans are underrated

Makes AMAZING MOLE and even better Tamales

But you have to BEG him for weeks on end to get him to make Tamales cause he can't be bothered - and he will make you help

He likes Avocado, like in general. On toast, with eggs, guacamole use always a staple

He'll often just eat chips and guacamole the whole day in his office and he'll get pissed if the food court is out of it.

Well look at a corn shell ground beef taco and be like 'You think that's a taco? Is that what you honestly believe?'

Loves cooking with other people - in fact Miguel actually just likes working with people in general. That's why Lyla has a personality.

He's good at guiding others during cooking and teaching them things and not bossing them around

OBSESSED LIKE CONCERNINGLY SO

With mango and Tajin

He'll put Tajin seasoning on ANYTHING - the first time Jess saw him put it on watermelon she was like 'what for????'

But he loves fruit in general, watermelon, lychee, guava. A lot of them are grown fresh in the Society gardens

Strawberries are a favorite of his. Gabriella loved strawberries on pancakes

He pronounces lychee - Leechee (not Lie-chee)

He's the fucking PRO at protein shakes and milkshakes

The man needs workout fuel and whey powder and kale and potassium and-

He's in the kitchen 5am getting ready for the gym

Making a shit ton of peanut butter strawberry banana and oats protein smoothie with coconut milk and honey to sweeten

Because he does have a sweet tooth.

Jolly Ranchers are an oral fixation

You can hear him sucking on one, the quiet clacking of it.

Or see him press it into his cheek, lost in thought

But baking and sweets are his secret love

He just doesn't have anyone to test it on anymore - so he doesn't

His flan is the best, and it was one of Gabbie's show faves

He eats parfaits pretty often, and makes them a lot for Jess (and she teases it for it)

Miguel LOVES tres leches cake, as sweet as possible. And fancy stuff like creme brulee

Don't tell anyone but he actually really likes cheesecake he acts like it's a secret

With him cooking get ready for the most sugariest breakfast ever. It's a dad thing.

Whipped cream, fruits, syrup, chocolate chips, you name it.

Sure Miguel shouldn't have been giving Gabriella THAT much sugar THAT early - but with you it's fine so enjoy the stomach ache in two hours

Another dad thing:

COOK OUT FOOD.

Him and Peter get INTENSE.

Miguel swears by charcoal grills, Peter likes propane and gas

Miguel is the tio with the best Hot dogs and relish that HITS

Peter is the burger dad who spends an insane amount of money on Angus beef

Miguel judges your hot dog toppings but says nothing

His ELOTE???? EUPHORIC

Like,,, it'll bring you to tears it's so good - I don't know how he does it

And when it comes to cooking he's ALWAYS willing to learn

He'd rather invite you over and cook you something than going out to eat

He'll learn something you like or where you're from and make something from there

Even better if you can teach him how to make something - the two of you can make it together

But his favorite part by far is setting it down at the table, trying not to seem like he's watching your reaction

And seeing your face light up at the first bite

Or even better -

Seeing you collapse into bed with a food coma

Miguel with cooking and food as a love language

[nateriverswife]

can you talk about your deathnote au l is a detective Shepard in Romania, like any scenarios you have ab it. I saw the post two seconds ago and i now refuse to let go of that peaceful but hilarious image it created in my head. I need more!

SO GLAD YOU ASKED!! i don't have scenarios but here's more information!

He lives in the North part of the Ardeal/Transylvania region (orange) of Romania -> i don't know exactly where, as i am not 100% familiar with that region, since I am from the eastern part and they are quite different. However, I decided this is the perfect region for him because of the way they talk. It's literally so perfect for him. I can't explain it really well, but their dialect is made for L. They have a "no" that, based on its inflection, means so many things, and L would love that to death. Also, their dialect sounds so… Rural.

On the left, he's personal house (couldn't find it without the watermark); on the right, his HQ whenever he's working with the police.

His own house doesn't have computers or any advanced technology -> he has only a landline telephone and a radio attached to the wall. Usually the radio tends to trasmit the church's mass or songs, but on a specific frequency, they'll talk about recent deaths or cases.

Traditional/Folk romanian music is its favourite genre -> like... of course. Examples:

(rip mitu stoian </3)

a must - nicu paleru (also my mother's crush):

also this, 'cause someone stole my dog right before i saw this video for the first time and thought she took it lmfao

his clothes -> in the winter, he's obviously going to wear the traditional shepard coat.

In the summer:

his mean of transportation -> horse carriage.

Lastly, his favourite food -> sarmale (cabbage leaves stuffed with ground meat, rice, onions, and various spices; served with sour cream) & gulas ardelenesc (hearty stew made with chunks of beef or pork, potatoes and various spices), and, since he's also a freak, racituri/pifite de pui (chicken meat jelly).

As for dessert -> cozonac cu rahat, nuca si cacao (sweet bread with turkish delight, walnut and cocoa)

[ardentguilt]

Domino’s can suck my cock and balls.

THIS is what pizza should be. Probably looks small to Americans but as far as Australian pizzas go this is a god.

Unlike dominos this place doesn’t skimp on the toppings, the ingredients they use are actually decent quality. They also do dessert pizzas 👀

Lamb yiros pizza with fetta crumb crust and extra sour cream drizzle.

Deep fried Camembert wedges with ranch dipping sauce and Mexican style spiced fried cheese sticks with southwest chipotle dipping sauce.

Am I addicted to cheese? Yes.

Name of this place is Pizza HQ. They’ve got a store in Beresfield, NSW

[hully-gully-gee]

I wrote down what the Owl says!

I am positive this has been done before, but I wrote down what the Owl says in this spoof video, and it contains some really good advice.

Hoo hoot! Little Link… Look up here!

It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!

You will encounter many hardships ahead…

Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore.

Coming to grips with the concept of time.

Gradually losing the freedom whick exists in knowing nothing.

And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life.

Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests.

But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends.

That is your fate.

Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!

(Link is shown)

One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000.

Then you realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000.

And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought

Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol, and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount

of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro- lime rice, sour cream,

roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium.

Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease,

kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all.

Convenience isn't very healthy.

You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well.

You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well.

That is your fate.

Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!

(Link mashes the buttons)

And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our

hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and

making them fight, and studying beer koozies.

Beer koozies

The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of

Washing students was to determine if beer koozies work.

It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff.

Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camoflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army.

Afghanistan is 98 percent desert.

They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens.

$10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru.

$2,120,040,355.35 (italics) attempting (/italics) to turn and (their typo, not mine) abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ.

And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes.

Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018.

Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse.

It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report."

[Link mashing buttons some more]

Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle.

You will meet a princess there…

If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map.

The areas you have explored will be shown on the map.

A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features,

cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships

between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about.

Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map.

On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next.

Did you get all that? ==> No Yes

Hoo hoot! Little Link… Look up here!

It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!

You will encounter many hardships ahead…

Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore.

Coming to grips with the concept of time.

Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing.

And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life.

Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests.

But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends.

That is your fate.

[Link mashing buttons, and screaming]

Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?

Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?

And that some cats are allergic to people?

And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?

And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?

And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?

And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws?

And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?"

And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being

(blocked by ocarina) introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century?

And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?

And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?"

[Ocarina smashes into Owl's face]

[ichigomis]

I absolutely love your hq dads contents!! They are all so cute!☺ If you don't mind can i request a scenario where their kids got hit with a volleyball when they come to watch their dads practice? Any pro boys is fine(all of them would be great but that's probably too much lol) but i would like kageyama,tsukki and kyotani to be there. Thank you for your great writings !

SEEING THEIR KID GET HIT BY A VOLLEYBALL

with: timeskip! kageyama, tsukki, kyōtani, (extra!) iwaizumi

notes: okay so this is the first time i'm writing for kyōtani so i really don't have his characterization down yet pls forgive meeee,, also i added iwa tho he's not a pro volleyball player bc we love dad iwa here —fluff!

part one - part two

❊ KAGEYAMA’s eyes widen in shock as he sees his son topple over from his seat on the floor, rubbing the spot that the ball hit on his arm. he immediately stops what he's doing and runs over to his kid and checks for injuries. but his son only shakes his head and smiles up at him, "i'm fine papa," he mumbles as tears well up in his little eyes. kageyama furrows his eyebrows, seeing his son keeping his emotions to himself as to not to distract him and his work made his heart sink.

"you know what?" he speaks softly, holding his son's hand and helping him up from the floor, "coach said papa can go home early, wanna get some ice cream on the way back?" he offers and his son smiles up at him widely, tears suddenly replaced by excited nods and giggles.

❊ TSUKKI drops everything he's doing and immediately scoops his daughter up from the floor. he cradles her onto his shoulder and shushes her cries, patting her back gently to soothe her. something sour in him stirs as he internally blames himself for not keeping watch on his daughter when you had entrusted her to him. he further blames himself as he thinks about how he could have skipped a day of practice to watch over his kid.

taking her favorite dinasour plushie from her seat, he excuses himself from practice and takes his daughter out of the gym. he continues to cradle her and soothe her sniffles as he whispers, "it's papa's fault, papa's sorry." and he swears, he'll never take his eyes away from her again.

❊ KYŌTANI seemingly growls under his breath as he stomps towards his teammate whose serve just happened to hit his son's leg. he grits his teeth as curses find themselves on the tips of his tounge when he hears his son sniffle. and it was as if something hit him as he stops in his tracks, shakes his head and instead runs over to his son.

"i'm sorry, so sorry." he whispers as he takes his son into his arms, soothing and massaging his leg. he had almost forgotten what was important at the heat of the moment, he had almost let his anger get the best of him again. but he knows that as long as his son calls for him, he will come back and be there for him.

❊ IWAIZUMI jumps back in surprise as a volleyball comes flying directly towards his daughter's arm.

"oh shit!" he exclaims as he squats down beside her, checking whether she got hurt. but his daughter only rubs her arm and looks up at her father, "dada, no bad words!" she exclaims, placing her little finger on his lips.

and he only nods obediently, zips his lips animatedly, and kisses her arm to "make the ouchy go away".

rbs are appreciated! *manifesting dad iwa kissing your kid's ouchies away*

» m. list

[taeyamayang]

HQ AS STUDENTS I MET IN COLLEGE

ㅡdefinitely NOT based on my experience (it is, sorta)

kuroo • kenma • oikawa • osamu • tobio • suna

kuroo

a fucking traitor

I'M TELLING YOU!!

the type of friend you ask if they studied in an exam and they say "no" or "barely" BUT TOPS THE TEST

like.. are you dumb or is he insanely smart??

and the first impression he always gets is someone who is doesn't stand out in terms of academics

he might have taken the leader role in one of the groupings but is never the straight As type

BUT YOU ARE WRONG

he understands the lessons though half of the time he looks spaced out

but would 10/10 pick him on a by pair labortory report

this kid can ace every experiment

like you don't need worry about repeating a step bc he already has it covered

in short, he is the best in group works

but his friendship with the quiet smol boy in computer programming degree has everyone questioning

"how can two opposites be friends?"

kenma

the boy in computer programming class

and why the heck is he friends with the most extroverted boy in chemistry ??

if given a task in class wherein you have to finish it within the given period, he's the type to finish it first

shuffling his way to his professor's desk as he hands over the USB with files in it

he has the hood of his jacket over his head as he looks through his lashes

he mumbles, "i'm done can i leave?" briefly making eye contact with his professor before abruptly pulling it away

and so he leaves the class first and guaranteed he is already on his way to kuroo's classroom

he is the best seatmate tho

when you have questions about the lessons he will gladly teach you

BUT you always have to start the conversation

there are times you might think you're friends with him like the time where he would immediately look at you when you enter the room but will divert his eyes once you smile at him

and you swear, you saw him smile back at you

oikawa

this student can literally blabber himself out a crammed presentation and make it seem like he prepared for it for days

he lures professors with his charming smile and confidence

and his way with words is chef's kiss

but honestly given the luxury of time or when he didn't forget about the report he has to do

he pulls out the BEST powerpoint presentation

and i am talking about about an aesthetic slideshow with full on graphics and animations

he prefers holding the remote of the projector to put drama in his presentations

outside of class, every student in the campus knows him

not only because he plays for their university as a volleyball varsity but he's EVERYWHERE

some may know him as the cute boy at the gym,

the boy who chugged a whole bottle of alcohol that brought tears to his eyes,

the arm wrestling champion's boyfriend *cough* iwa-chan,

or the student who can bullshit their way to graduation

but what's good about him is he's easy to befriend

he's the type to approach you on your first day in college (when you are lost looking for your room) and he makes you feel comfortable around him right off the bat

he is your first college friend

osamu

knows the best food in the cafeteria

he recommends you weird food mixes like porkchop over rice with sour cream sauce and toasted garlic

like?? i honestly would NEVER try that

but at some point he manages to convince you and it turns out the order isn't too bad at all

you come back for more without telling him bc your pride would not admit that the food tastes good after days of jesting how bad his taste is

he also knows the best cheap diner outside campus and his recommends are top tier

he probably plays billiards with his friends during lunch breaks

when someone in campus greets him as "tsumu" he doesn't bother to correct them

so he just nods

but would deny he's twins with atsumu for the sake of causing confusion with his new classmates

also loves to see atsumu be put on the spot

he is definitely the type to open doors when he senses someone behind him and when you thank him he just shrugs

i can also see him by the university's printing area bc he refuses to use their printer's ink (ofc to save money)

ngl he looks tired and bored 100% of the time but he is a whole mood

kageyama

first impression: fire sign

sorry non astrology enthusiast readers/followers

but the moment you see him he literally screams intimidation

like the type of student who would ask tons of questions and assert himself when his opinion differs from the professor's (for the sake of education ofc)

he appears to be someone who has his shit together

i mean... he represents the uni's in volleyball team so he prolly has good grades and he attends class regularly

but as time goes by, your first impression proves you wrong

he's a bit disorganized

and by that i mean he forgets his laptop charger ALL THE TIME

(and umbrella lmao there was a time when you saw him waiting by the sheds and generously offered to share the umbrella with him good thing tho, he took the initiative to hold the umbrella for the two of you)

you are probably convinced at this point that he sat to you next in lecture bc he saw your laptop is the same brand as his'

he feels awkward when his pen rolls to your side of the long lecture hall table

would look at you like he's unsure if it's okay to take his pen back

he basically looks lost, confused, and mad 24/7

or maybe it's just his face and pouted lips

suna

has the best notes in class

not only that it's complete and well-written but it's organized and highlighted in such a way that the terms in the lessons can be easily understood

he probably has a stack of sticky notes and page bookmarks

prefers pastel highlighters than brightly tinted ones

and his handwriting...

IT IS PINTEREST WORTHY

he also has a separate album in his phone for memes

he is a meme hoarder don't fight me on this

his jokes are always based of a meme

but beware of him during nightouts bc he has has phone ready to capture your most humiliating moments

and he shamelessly posts your pictures on instagram story as a birthday greeting

just a quick distress after a long ass week. thank you for reading :) some of the scenarios are based from experience i think 80% of it lol anyways take care and always stay hydrated. rbs and likes are v much appreciated!

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[lunar-writes]

MatsuHana

✾ Matsunn is the one who can drive. Makki tried learning before, but gave up because "You already have a license, so why do I need one?"

✾ Beach dates are their favorite. They'll go out and spend hours lounging on the sand or frolicking in the wake, teasing one another the whole time.

✾ Makki's favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry while Matsunn's is mint chocolate chip. Makki teases his boyfriend's choice, but always asks for a bite of his anyways.

✾ They have matching pairs of sunglasses. They wear them to piss off Oikawa (it almost always works).

✾ Midnight drive-thru shenanigans dominates their Friday night plans.

✾ Makki will only wear tank tops now, using the heat as his excuse. Matsunn doesn't mind at all.

✾ Makki keeps leaving his stuff in Matsunn's car. The vehicle has basically become his second closet, and Matsunn won't stop teasing him for it.

✾ Makki likes to put colorful hair clips in Matsunn's hair to tame his curls. Matsunn only agrees if he can put clips in the farmer's hair as well.

✾ They'll go splurge their money collectively on snacks from the convenience store. Makki always gets gummy bears for Matsunn, while Matsunn gets any sour candy for Makki.

✾ Matsunn has a Polaroid camera that he likes to take everywhere. He takes pictures of anything and everything he wants to. His favorite pictures, however, are the ones where Makki isn't looking, because he's captured the essence of his lover in a single shot. And it never fails to steal his breath away.

✾ Matsunn wears Hawaiian shirts shamelessly. Makki refuses to wear one, even if it will make Oikawa and Iwaizumi cringe.

✾ They'll lay out in Makki's backyard on clear nights to stargaze. Matsunn will point out constellations to Makki, guiding his hand to trace the stars together.

✾ Whenever they sleep over together, Makki always finds a way to start a pillow fight. Matsunn secretly loves it, even if he does constantly get smothered by a pillow.

✾ Makki has different playlists for the summer months, ranging from different pop and indie artists to fit whatever mood he's in. He loves to blast it through Matsunn's speakers whenever they're on the road.

✾"Sorry Oikawa, we're doing hot girl shit, catch us later~"

✾ Makki uses a variety of lip balms, each with a different fruity flavor. He uses Matsunn to "test them out".

✾ They have an insane number of flip-flops combined. They've started keeping a track record of how many pairs each gets.

✾ Lunches are always packed in case of impulsive midday dates. They now have each other's favorite meals memorized.

✾ In the evenings, Matsunn will drive them out to remote fields and blast whatever music they want. Makki always dances to his heart's content, and manages to convince Matsunn to join him every time.

✾ When the days are long and full, they'll end them by softly kissing under the glow of the sunset.

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Hi lovelies ♡ back with another hq hc post. Listen, I promise I do more than hq but uh,,,hyperfixations—

MatsuHana is HIGHLY underrated and I will give them to recognition they deserve 😤 also someone give me recs, I am out of ideas—

[wa-royal-tea]

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(Transcript under the cut - Click Pics for HQ Version!)

King Maximillian’s Academy, Worchester (1:55pm)

Anika: I still don’t understand why you want to take part in this, Ginny. Aren’t you tired staying back after school for this?

Ginny: I want to learn how to host events, Ani. If I want to be a working royal to help my aunt in the future, I have to learn how to be a good host so I won’t embarrass her.

Anika: I admire that. But you’re what? Fifth in line? Don’t you think it’s a bit unnecessary for you to do all of this when you’re going to be pushed down even further when your cousin has his own children?

Ginny: *smiles* I really don’t mind. Seriously, I actually enjoy doing this. And besides, I don’t have to be a royal to host events. Normal people hosts events too!

Anika: Yeah, yeah, you’re right. Eli, are you done with your nap?

Eliyana: Shut up.

Ginny: Well, I’m going to the convenience store. Do you want anything?

Eliyana: *groans* Coffee for me.

Anika: Snacks for me, please. Can you get the sour cream onion chips for me?

Ginny: Of course. I’ll be back in a minute.

Anika: Alright. Be careful, Ginny.

Ginny: I will.

24/7 Store, Worchester (2:20pm)

Ginny *thinking*: Hmm...is this the one Ani wanted?

Ginny: This one looks nice too. Maybe I should get it for Farah?

Ginny: Why...why do I feel like I’m being watched?

*phone vibrates*

Unknown Number (text message): I found you~

Unknown Number (text message): Did you miss me? ;)

Unknown Number (text message): You think you can run away from me? How cute.

Ginny: Oh no...

Ginny: How did he...?

Store Clerk: Miss? Are you buying all of these?

Ginny: N-no. Sorry.

Ginny *thinking*: Is he still following me?

Ginny: Oh my god...

???: I wonder if the store has a notebook, I need a new one...

???: Oh my, I’m sorry!

Jack: Ginny? Why are you running? Is everything okay?

Ginny: J-Jack! Help me! Someone’s following me!

Jack: What?

Ginny: T-there’s a man, he was following me a-and I’m scared he’s going to hurt me.

Jack: What are you talking about? There’s no one behind you.

Ginny: What? B-but he was there! I swear!

Jack: Maybe you were mistaken? Why would he follow you?

Ginny: I-I don’t know! I’m scared. H-he’s back and I thought he wouldn’t follow me here but...

Jack: He followed you here? What do you mean?

Ginny: I want him to go away...I didn’t come here to go through this again...

Jack: Hey, come here. You’ll be alright. Please don’t cry...

Ginny: I’m scared, Jack. He hurts the people I care about, I don’t want him to hurt anyone else.

Jack: He won’t. As long as I’m here for you.

[frogtanii]

hq boys as the crimes they’d commit

warnings: CRIMES, crackfic, probably many typos idk i’m so tired lmaooo, cursing, drinking ??? idfk 😩💦

an: and i did this for what?? inspired by hq hcs royalty @sugardaddykenma @hina-wit-da-glock (AJSKSJ SORRY FOR TAGGING Y’ALL IF YOU SEE THIS, IT IS DEF NOT UP TO PAR W Y’ALLS WORKS ILY)

karasuno

sawamura daichi- insurance fraud!! somehow this is such a dad crime to commit?? dadchi didn’t try (dumb excuse, how do you accidentally commit insurance fraud smh) to commit insurance fraud but at one point in his late-thirties, he was very very broke and was already working as much as possible so, he decided to fake an ankle injury, as you do, and filed a bunch of claims which made him bank. daichi kept doing it until he was able to quit one of his jobs and buy himself a really nice suit and a rolex (uhhh 🥵). he somehow never got caught tho and to this day, none of his friends know how he was able to afford a tesla on a cop’s salary (sorry daichi but acab 😔✨)

sugawara kōshi- child abandonment!! ok you can try and fight me on this but i feel in my bones that suga absolutely despises children. he can tolerate ages 10+ but anything younger than that, he will punt them into the next dimension. the thing is, people just assume he likes kids because of how good he is with his team which is why his aunt begged him to babysit his nephew taro. taro was being an absolute brat when suga took him out for the day and he was 👉👈 this close to snapping. he put taro down for like 3 seconds to pay for their ice cream and when he turned back, the demon spawn was gone. he panicked, running around the park looking for taro when it turns out, taro was just bent down behind the bench. some random karen called the police and suga has never craved murder more.

nishinoya yuu- arson!! you CANNOT tell me nishinoya doesn’t have a ~murder~ playlist that he listens to to get himself hype (me too noya, me too). one night, he got a lil too hype listening to start a riot by duckwrth and watching demolition videos on youtube. he snuck out of his house to an empty shed like 30 minutes away and maybe... lit it on fire while genocide by lil darkie played on a speaker nearby. what he did NOT anticipate was the absolute size of the fire so he freaked out and called the firefighters who promptly called the police. he didn’t want to get grounded so he called daichi to bail him out. daichi still told noya’s parents 😔.

tanaka ryūnosuke- vandalism!! tanaka had been on alt tiktok and saw a group of cool friends spray painting an abandoned building. he thought “that’s cool, lemme do that!” but then he realized he had no friends (AHDGS JK I LOVE TANAKA). he asked nishinoya who was grounded from the arson incident and he knew he definitely couldn’t ask daichi, suga, asahi, or enoshita so he decided to go it alone. that proved to be a MASSIVE mistake. he got the supplies, arrived to the building of his choice (thanks saeko :3), and decided to spray paint a huge p3ni5 in bright red paint. he finished “successfully” and zoomed back home. what he didn’t realize with his two-and-a-half braincells is that he signed his glorious piece with his full name. the cops were at his house the next morning...🧍

hinata shoyō- forgery!! hinata did NOT think that forgery was even a crime. how was he supposed to know that he wasn’t allowed to copy his mom’s signature on a permission form! all he wanted was to go to an overnight training camp 😿

kageyama tobio- attempted murder!! kageyama swears it sounds worse than was and he is absolutely incorrect. what happened was so much worse. he and hinata were having a competition to see who could hold their breath the longest underwater (you can’t tell me they haven’t done some dumbass shit like this) and kageyma lost almost instantly (he has the tiny lungs of an asthmatic). he didn’t want hinata to notice so he held hinata’s head under the water for like 10 seconds. suga walked in though, saw hinata thrashing around in the water and immediately called the police. kageyama never forgave him.

tsukishima kei- cyberbullying!! first of all, i had no idea you could get arrested for cyber bullying!? that being said, neither did tsukishima who spent 80% of his time making fun of people online (and on his real account!! bold). eventually one of the people he bullied (hinata) reported him on instagram and his very lame account was deleted (pls don’t bully people online 😤).

yamaguchi tadashi- shoplifting!! andjksh this is so funny because this scenario has happened to me and i can just SEE this happening to poor tadashi. yamaguchi gets super late night cravings (and usually tsukki will walk with him at like 3 am 🥺 nEWAYS) so he’ll sneak out and walk to the mini-mart near his house. one night, he was so tired but also super hungry so he went onto his nightly routine and basically sleepwalked into the store. he picked out his favorite chips and candy bar (which are sour cream&onion lays and milky ways in case you were wondering 😌✨) and just... walked out the store without paying. the store clerk was mysteriously missing so yamaguchi made it all the way home, ate half the bag of chips and passed out without realizing what he’d done. once he did, he cried for 2 hours straight.

nekoma

kuroo tetsurō- telemarketing fraud!! kuroo originally did telemarketing fraud as a joke?? like he was trying to prank call someone pretending that they had lost their information and they actually gave it to him??? he was mildly concerned but even more excited. he did it over and over again but he never used the info for anything. to this day, kuroo literally has a notebook full of credit card numbers and bank account passwords but he refuses to use it because he believes it’s ✨wrong✨(but it isn’t wrong to take all that information in the first place under false pretenses, not realizing that once people find out, they are forced to close credit cards and accounts but go off self righteous king). once he brought the book up to kenma and he offered to sell it on the dark web. now kuroo feels less bad about what he’s done! :D

kozume kenma- computer crime!! pfttt this one seems kinda obvious but what do you expect from kenma :). he spends so much time on the internet, he’s definitely picked up some less than legal skills that still help him now 👀. kenma did little mini crimes like getting into other people’s wifi but his crowning achievement was when he hacked into the minneapolis pd website and had it so when you opened the page, a black lives matter screen came up. he never told anyone that it was him who did it but he thinks it’s the best he’s ever done.

yaku morisuke- racketeering!! yaku, the feral king, ran an underground gambling ring in the basement of nekoma (do they have basements?? who knows! i don’t!) during his third year. the only reason it didn’t get shut down was because coach nekomata took a portion of yaku’s profits whenever he won (which was literally all the time). everyone on the team has lost money to him which is why they never play with him anymore. they won’t even let yaku play monopoly 😔.

haiba lev- indecent exposure!! poor lev’s head is so empty, he tends to fall for whatever pranks his senpai’s do to him. this time kuroo had somehow convinced him that in order to grow his schlong, he had to run outside naked for 10 minutes because the moonlight had special growing properties. lev was a lil scared ngl because he was already superrr tall and didn’t need to grow his height (or his dick ((boy is hung)) but poor lev is insecure) but he did it anyway. long story short, an old woman saw him parading around the neighborhood naked and called el policia. 0/10 dick did NOT grow and had to spend a night in jail naked 😿

aoba johsai

oikawa tōru- prostitution!! KAKKAKA iwazumi made fun of oikawa for being so shitty and said that he couldn’t pick up anyone if he tried. flattykawa took this as a personal challenge and went out onto the street, asking people if they’d have sex with him. with the way he was asking (and the way he was dressed), people assumed he was a paid w h o r e and someone eventually reported him. iwazumi had to pick oikawa up from the station- he never let him live this one down.

iwaizumi hajime- battery!! it wasn’t technically battery but oikawa is a lil bitch and overreacts (at least in his words -_-). the amount of times iwa-chan has beat the absolute shit out of oikawa is uNREAL. he just can’t handle the stupidity sometimes so he just smacks the crap outta him. not for real for real but the way oikawa reacts, you’d think a murder was occurring. one time, shittykawa screeched so loud, they got a noise complaint -_- hajime hates it in these streets.

matsukawa issei & hanamaki takahiro- conspiracy!! issei and hiro have a secret blog where they discuss conspiracy theories and such but one day, hiro found an article that explained how jfk’s death was an inside job. he sent it to issei who began to theorize how HE’D do it. that devolved into a massive thread on their blog of how’d they murder a president which blew up and caught the attention of the cia who sent the a letter telling them to quietly delete the blog. they did because they were terrified but they kept the letter and now it’s framed in issei’s apartment.

kyōtani kentarō- assault!! baby is an angry little boy but for all the right reasons. he was at a bar (when he’s all grown up, duh) and he spotted an absolute drunk creep hitting on a girl who clearlyyyy did not reciprocate his feelings. kyōtani, being the respectful king that he is, went over to the guy, pulled him by the jacket and beat. the. shit. out of him. while the bartender was happy with the fact that the creep was out, he was not impressed with the damage to his bar. he just sent kyōtani out who casually adjusted his leather jacket and rings, and hopped on his motorcycle to ride away into the night. i am the FATTEST simp for this man ONG 🥴

shiratorizawa

ushijima wakatoshi- stalking!! poor ushijima has no idea how intimidating he can be. he was on a train late at night after practice and the woman sitting across from him left her purse sitting on the seat. being the gentleman that he is, he took the purse and followed her to return it. the only problem is that the closer he got, the faster she ran and when he tried to speak (yknow with his scary, deep, baritone voice), the woman screeched and called the cops on him because he was a “strange, big man who was following her home.” when the police showed up, ushijima was painfully confused and just held up this tiny ass purse in his massive hands. the cops laughed.

tendō satori- ???!! no one knows what crimes (or how many 😳) tendō has committed but each of his teammates have different ideas- ushijima: “i don’t believe tendou is capable of committing any sort of felony. well, maybe murder”; semi: “of COURSE he’s capable of crimes??! do you know how many times i’ve seen him come into the dorm with a suspicious stain of red on his sweater?? *shudders* if i end up dead, tendō did it...” in actuality, the only crime tendō has committed is ~drugs~ but he’s not bouta tell his friends that.

goshiki tsutomu- would be a VICTIM!! my baby tsutomu would NEVER commit a crime!!! i love this man with my everything and the only crime he’s committed is being too damn cute 😤🥺

[fluffytriceratops]

𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 - 𝐚. 𝐦𝐢𝐲𝐚 [chapter two]

chapter two: "𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚝."

notes: hey, accidents happen— 😏👌✨

chapter one: "mrs kwan is my sugar daddy."

chapter three: "there he is, mr. america."

««•◦ ✪ ◦•»»

Wednesday, 11:13 am.

y/n

guyss HELP

queen keiji

what happened?

bokubro

you okay?

y/n

no. I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SLAPPED THIS DUDES ASS 😫😭

kendoll

how the hell did you do that?

tsukitsuki

sure, an accident.

y/n

tsuki this is no time for sarcasm! im PANICKING here

kendoll

im still confused on how you managed that.  

y/n

well it wasn't on purpose!!

y'know how when i talk i move my arms around?

and it can get pretty hectic when i'm excited??  

queen keiji

ah yes, i think i understand what happened.  

bokubro

really?? cuz i'm still very confused-  

tsukitsuki

you would be.  

bokubro

huh?  

y/n

i didn't see how close he was to me and before i know what's happening my hand slaps his bootymeat!!!  

tsukitsuki

bootymeat?  

queen keiji

did you apologize?  

y/n

ofc i fcking apologized! i was practically on my hands and knees begging for this mans forgiveness.

he was actually really sweet about it- and my god- he's so fucking fine---  

tsukitsuki

is no one else going to question what she called his ass?  

kendoll

we're used to her behavior at this point. it's better not to question anything.  

tetsu

you should really know that at this point, tsuki. i mean you live with her for fucks sake-  

bokubro

KURRO!!!

where the hell have you been loca??  

y/n

boku-

LMFAO

marry me ❤️

tsukitsuki

fair enough.  

bokubro

any day. any time bb gurl~ ❤️  

y/n

sdkhdfkljghldfkghfg-- 🥰💕

tsukitsuki

you guys are disgusting.  

tetsu

BOKUTO!!!!

how was practice today man?

and y/n- seriously? how the fuck did you managed that?  

y/n

IDK!!! 😭😭

IM SO EMBARRASSED I DONT THINK I CAN HANDLE THIS  

tsukitsuki

says the girl who was sending hearts five seconds ago-  

bokubro

practice was great! you should stop by next time you're available!  

y/n

shut the fuck up tsuki.  

tsukitsuki

just stating facts.  

queen keiji

well at least you apologized. and from what you said, he seemed to take it well enough.  

tetsu

who even was this guy??

and yes bo, i definitely will if i get the chance!!  

bokubo

yeah i wanna know too!  

y/n

idk his name. but i have seen him around campus before.

he's in one of my classes for sure. i wouldn't forget an ass like his~ 🤤  

kendoll

now that's disgusting.  

tetsu

what did he look like? maybe we know him.  

tsukitsuki

@ kendoll, agreed.  

y/n

he was pretty tall- like maybe around kuroo's height? a little shorter even? he had blonde hair with a brown undercut. fair skin. and brown eyes. AND A THICK ASS- 😏 my hand BOUNCED off that shit--  

tsukitsuki

you're weird as fuck  

bokubro

wait- i think i know who that is!!  

queen keiji

i have a feeling i know him as well.  

tetsu

you think it's tsumu?  

bokubro

hey! i wanted to say itt!! 😫  

tetsu

you snooze you lose dude  

y/n

uh- who?

also tsuki pls fuck off. 👌  

kendoll

he plays volleyball with bokuto.  

tsukitsuki

with pleasure.  

tsukitsuki is now offline.  

y/n

wait no! i feel bad! tsuki come back!!  

tetsu

he won't. he's on his way to class rn anyway-  

y/n

damn.

i'm gonna have to apologize later-

anyway-

he plays vb with bo? i must have seen him then! i'll come see your next practice and see if its him. ^^  

bokubro

ALRIGHT!!!

it feels like forever since you've come seen me play!

IM SO EXCITED!!!!!  

y/n

awe- me too!! 🥰

you're such a sweetie bo- never change.  

bokubro

i ain't planning on it. 😋  

━  

"Miss. L/n, do you plan on actually paying attention to my class or are you going to continue to grin like a crack addict at your phone the whole time?"

Y/n's head shot up to look at her professor, face burning a bright shade of crimson. She ducked her head, trying to hide from the many eyes that were glued to her. One pair in particular stood out greatly compared to the rest. Chocolate molten, darkly golden eyes. They were practically burned into her memory after all. Considering the first time she really saw them was only moments ago.

PREVIOUSLY.

"You should have seen him, Pika! He practically soared through the air! His hand came in contact with the ball so quickly! And then he smashed it onto the ground!" Y/n recalled the events of Bokuto's amazing play to one of her best friend's. The female nodded enthusiastically, watching with stars in her eyes as she pictured the scene in her head.

"Awe! So cool! I wish I would have seen it.. If I didn't have to study, I would've totally been there!" Pika hummed, biting the end of her pencil in thought.

"Next time, we can both go! OH- I ALMOST FORGOT THE BEST PART-" Y/n moved her arms almost comically as she retold the practice. Making 'whooshing' and other noises with her mouth to emphasize her story. What she hadn't seen, was the guy walking past her. Trying to get down the row to his seat. And that's when it happened. The back of her hand hit something firm but slightly bouncy. She didn't think much of it at first, too enthralled in what she had been saying. But when she turned to apologize to whoever she had hit, Y/n realized just what she did.

Her face had never been more red. Her arms shot to her chest, cradling them in absolute humiliation. He was just walking by to get to his seat, and she had slapped his booty. Kill her now. She bowed her head so quickly, she swore her forehead touched her knees. Pika was stifling her laughter behind her palm, face beginning to grow red herself from second hand embarrassment.

"Oh my god- I'm so, so, so sorry- I didn't mean- it was an accident- I swear I-" His laughter cut her off. It was such a melodic sound, Y/n couldn't help but peek up at his face. There was a tiny flush to his skin, his mouth was stretched wide in a grin, eyes closed as he chuckled. "No worries. But if you really wanted to slap my ass," he opened his eyes, looking back down at her. Brown met e/c and the sight of his beautiful eyes made her heart flip. They reminded her of freshly brewed coffee. Her mouth almost watered. He leaned down and placed a hand on the table next to her, trapping her between him and the desk. "All you had to do was ask."  

"Miss. L/n?!" Said female jumped, coming back to reality as she looked down at her teacher. Had she really just been thinking about that guy the whole time? Without acknowledging her professor? How embarrassing...

"S-Sorry!" She squeaked, "Uh- I'll pay attention now! Promise!" She saluted, face scrunched in a mixture of confusion and horror. The male from before was still starring at her from a row down. She connected her gaze with his once more and his lips quirked up in a smirk. There is was, her Achilles heel. That smile was going to be the death of her... She just knew it.  

━  

y/n

sorry guys, just got scolded by teach for not paying attention

gtg before she beats my ass-

ALSO HE WAS STARING AT ME THE WHOLE TIME AND HIS SMIRK AHH MY HEART LORD HAVE MERCYYYY

okay bye - love you <3

tetsu

you're hopeless but I love you too

kendoll

agreed.

bokubro

love you too bb!! 💕

queen keiji

I told you to pay attention.. you got what you deserve

[ukai-simp-services]

hq character’s favorite lip smacker flavors

warnings: none, just slight cursing

a/n: wow the way this was one of my best ideas... anyway some of these are kinda repetitive so bare with me 😭

karasuno

hinata

i feel like hinata would be down for one of the really fruity flavors, like watermelon or mango sunrise. forgets it at home or in your car a lot so you always buy him extra.

kageyama

kags is def giving me the classic strawberry or cherry vibe, like the one that ALL stores sell. they’re the easiest to find and he likes the flavors.

daichi

ok i feel like daichi would use the peppermint flavor a lot, but i can also seeing him use the cinnamon flavor every now and then too, spice things up a little.

sugawara

i can see suga using some of the sweeter flavors, like strawberry as a daily chapstick and maybe sugar cookie when he wants to switch things up.

asahi

mans got the whole berry pack. uses them pretty frequently throughout the day, has a different flavor in different places. like one in his school bag, one in his gym locker, one at home, etc.

tanaka

ok tanaka probably doesn’t use use them that much, but when he does, he fucks w the soda flavors. like coke and sprite.

nishinoya

i don’t even think he knows what lip smackers are....but let’s give him the benefit of the doubt and say he would use one of the sugary ones. like the skittles one.

tsukishima

vanilla. no pun intended. i just totally see him using the vanilla flavor, probably the coconut one too.

yamaguchi

i can see bby using the pink lemonade,,,maybe the cucumber melon too mmmm. applies them a lot.

ennoshita

he uses that lime flavor (i forgot it’s exact name) but that and probably some fruity shit like tropical punch.

ukai

PLEASE. he wouldn’t sell lip smackers at his convenience store so he’s like ?? tf is that babe ?? but, once you show him he’d definitely be down for the rootbeer or coke flavor, he’s a soda man what can i say. BUT i imagine he’d keep it simple most of the time w peppermint. (u also make him start selling them so he ends up trying the fruity flavors~)

kiyoko

god, i wanna say the cherry flavor bc of the mf katy perry song (pls tell me if yk what im talking about) BUT i can also see her using the mint one and the coconut one too. queen has multiple flavors, as she should.

yachi

100% one of the candy flavors, like bubblegum. definitely the cotton candy one too. yachi’s lips always taste good period.

nekoma

kuroo

another cherry chapstick lover, but he spices his shit up with the cherry cobbler flavor. wants to taste good at all times for you~

kenma

doesn't use it often, but when he remembers or you remind him, he'll usually use a fun soda flavor like from the fanta pack,, or even just regular grape.

yaku

giving me grapefruit delight vibes...idk why but he just is. i can see him whipping it out in the lockerroom before practice starts, quickly applying it before any of the other guys come in.

yamamoto

omg ok so i feel like similar to some of the other guys, he’d shy away from using it in front of anyone. but i can see him using the tropical punch flavor ??

lev

tell me lev wouldn’t use the vanilla icecream one...like i can just see it. i feel like he would lowkey take pride in it too, like he knows that shit taste good.

seijoh

oikawa

this mf uses peppermint religiously. but this is oikawa we’re talking about so i think he definitely would have multiple flavors; definitely watermelon, probably chocolate mint, and for sure starburst.

iwaizumi

he’s kinda shy about using them so he sticks to the more lowkey flavors, probably like blue raspberry or kiwi. (pls gimmie a blue raspberry kith haji)

mattsun

i feel like he wouldn’t use it much, but he’d use the lemon drop flavor. loves using it during the winter bc of the weather.

hanamaki

another soda lover. i feel like he sticks to the coca cola flavors, like vanilla and cherry. (i love the cherry one omfg) maybe the root beer one too.

kunimi

bubblegum. that’s it. that’s the flavor. it’s always on him at ALL times. like that shit doesn’t leave his pocket, he once even accidentally washed his pants with it still in the pocket.

kindaichi

mmmm i think he’s definitely a berry guy, likes mixed berry or wild raspberry.

mad dog

yes i just labeled him by his nickname instead of his real name what about it- anyway. why do i think he’d use orange creamsicle on the LOW. like mf HIDES that shit. can never catch mad dog applying mf orange creamsicle chapstick. nope.

fukurodani

bokuto

omg ok bby definitely uses strawberry cheesecake or sour apple. ik they’re like two totally different flavors but, he just DOES. and he’d pucker his lips towards you every time he applies it like “BABY GUESS WHAT FLAVOR MY LIPS ARE” like ok bo c’mere then.

akaashi

he’s a simple man, he enjoys a nice strawberry banana lip smacker on his lips. maybe even pumpkin latte (during the fall of course) bc he’s festive <3

konoha

mans is using the dragonfruit flavor (i forgot if it’s just dragonfruit or if there’s another flavor combined in there) but, he literally just uses that flavor. like idk what to tell you. he just does.

yukie

ok i love her sm, i just know she would have strawberry kiwi and probably strawberry banana too. mmm yummy.

shiratorizawa

ushijima

i feel like kageyama, he would only buy the ones he sees at most stores...so a classic like mango or kiwi.

tendou

ohmygod, mans has a whole mf collection. like first of all, he has the fanta soda collection, obviously. then, there’s the candy pack with nerds, fun dip, laffy taffy, jolly ranchers, etc... he also fucks w any sour flavors. basically, everytime you kiss this man you’ll be tasting something different.

semi

another blue raspberry mf, but also i can see him using the dr pepper flavor LOL....i wanna taste>:(

goshiki

he’s a sucker for the grape flavors, regular of course, grape jelly, grape fanta, etc.

shirabu

mmm i can see him using pineapple. it’s a subtle flavor, but its the one he likes best. i don't think he'd use it all that often tbh, but when he does his lips taste absolutely ~fresh~

date tech

aone

PLSSS i just know mans wouldn't even know what a lip smacker was, would probably just be using normal burt’s bees like most people - till you introduce him to the wide range of flavors that lip smackers have to offer. he'd be like “hm, banana.” LIKE. either THAT or piña colada, he’s really trying for y’all.

kanji

cake donut?? do i have an explanation?? nope. i don’t even know what that would taste like, but i can imagine pretty sweet? just give him a mf kiss.

inarizaki

atsumu

PLEASE. he’d use the strawberry flavor ALL the time. like ok maybe occasionally the vanilla icecream too. but im so soft rn for ‘tsumu’s strawberry lips T_T

osamu

omg he’s such a cheesecake mf i just KNOW, so he’d have the strawberry cheesecake flavor. probably use chocolate moose sometimes too if he’s in the mood.

kita

this is NOT up for debate, he’d 100% use berry pie all the time. kita get ur ass here rn, we’re bouta smooch.

suna

pls bc he’s another one that’d only use it on the low. i’m feeling watermelon,, he’d always apply it before he sees you too.

aran

ooooo i can see him using cinnamon swirl, but also grape on a more common occasion. yummy....

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terushima

HHH sour apple for sure. he’d try to put on you all the time so you can taste like him too, he’s like “baby c’mere ;)”

saeko

bitch omg, why can i see her using the cherry cream soda one.... i literally don’t know where she could buy it but she’d fucking have it, like for SURE.

sakusa

STOP bc he’d definitely reprimand you for using lip smackers instead of a brand like ChapStick or burt’s bees. like shut up bitch...but also if you’re persistent like me, then you’ll definitely sneak the lemon drop flavor into his jacket pockets whenever you have the chance. you know it’s his secret guilty pleasure <3

[alastarslinks]

— about alastar <3

# basic info

hi i’m alastar (pseudonym) 18, i love writing and incorporating myself into my writing especially my smau’s (it’s exactly how i text my friends)

i’m bisexual & go by she/her pronouns! i’m an intp, aquarius & i’m also chinese!

# my writing

who LOVE writing for: tsukishima, ushijima, bokuto, mattsun, iwaizumi (basically all the beefy boys <3), suna, the miya twins i love them sm ugh, kuroo

rules for requesting!

# comfort, favs, & more

my kins: tsukishima, arima kousei, kyo sohma

my comfort characters are: hinata, itadori, sasha braus, megumi, nobara

my fav animes of ALL time are : aot, hq, fruits basket, horimiya, jujutsu kaisen, kamisama kiss, demonslayer, snow white with the red hair, a silent voice, wotakoi (+ feel free to rec me new ones in my ask box!!!! or talk to me about these)

fav characters: bokuto, tsukishima, kuroo, ushijima, mattsun!!!!, gojo, levi, itadori, connie, sasha, miyamura, kageyama, nobara, megumi

comfort animes: horimiya, gukuen babysitters, wotakoi, haikyuu, a silent voice, maid sama, snow white with the red hair

# selfships

alassei <3 (issei & alastar)

alazumi <3 (iwaizumi & alastar)

alakuto <3 (bokuto & alastar)

more here!

# likes

long warm hugs, quiet nights, sunny mornings, planning my day, green tea, everything about matsukawa issei, reading ya novels (currently reading: the cruel prince), weighted blankets, light rain, playing lo-fi whenever i do anything, krnb, being by myself, check-up texts, waking up early and not being tired, sage, soft kisses, baby blue, lavender, stress relief candles, chocolate, making food for myself, pasta, sour cream onion chips, this turned into a grocery list really fast lmao, big stuffed animals, sleeping with multiple pillows, showing people a reason to love themselves, finding out someone has the same interest, taking care of myself, body scrubs, pretty perfume, chapstick, nude lipstick, donuts

# dislikes

judgmental people, unnecessary drama, me over sharing accidentally, trauma, hateful words, complaining about something when it doesn’t fix anything, homophobia, racism, sexism, misogyny, people who project how miserable they are onto other people, ex-friends (it’s super awkward), people who gaslight, liars, math

[must-hate-dogs]

西

(note: question was meant to be anonymous, not from Kimbley. Which is for the best lmao)

"West City... 's too bad, really. I think I mighta liked it under other circumstances. Right in the middle of a pine forest, mountains all around, on the edge of bluest fuckin lake I've ever seen-- I've never been to South, but West beats the hell out of all the other capitals for scenery. But it's weird. It's like it's not finished-- there's still tree stumps in the roads, for fucks sake! The only real buildings are West HQ and the train station, everything else is just a pile of wood they drunkenly nailed into a vaguely boxlike shape. And they're proud of it! They decorate the stumps for holidays.

"The weirdest thing, though, is the hot dogs. West City hot dogs, they're covered in chiles and sour cream." He shrugs. "It's better than it sounds."

[thedevilsruby]

Business, Torture and Pleasure (Clierra multi chap fic)

Sierra is a Team Rocket Leader who has it all: A great job with amazing pay, a nice apartment and the envy of Team Rocket Grunts. The downside? She must submit to her lustful boss Giovanni to keep it all. Will she find love in her coleader Cliff or will it fall apart at Giovanni’s hands?

Warning: This fic will contain sexual abuse, sexual assault, physical abuse and gaslighting. You have been warned.

(Chapter One) (Chapter Two) (Chapter Three) (Chapter Four) (Chapter Five) (Chapter Six) (Chapter Seven) (Chapter Eight) (Chapter Nine) (Chapter Ten) (Chapter Eleven) (Chapter Twelve) (Chapter Thirteen) (Chapter Fourteen) (Chapter Fifteen: You are here) (Chapter Sixteen)

Chapter Fifteen: Hostage

Cliff drummed his fingers nervously on his steering wheel, waiting for the red light to turn green.

He never wanted to leave Sierra with that stars awful man, but he needed more time to get her out of there. He needed to keep her safe.

“After this, I’ll meet her at home and it’ll be okay.” He reassured himself, pressing on the gas as the light turned green.

“She’s a tough woman, she’s got this.” Then why did something feel off in his stomach?

Arriving at his destination, he just wanted to get it over with and get back to Sierra ASAP. Double checking the paper Giovanni had given him, he had walked up to the door and the receptionist saw him.

“May I help you?” She asked.

“Hi, I’m here to meet with a uh...”He took a glance at the paper, “Raymond Wells?”

The receptionist looked perplexed and she tilted her head. “I’m sorry, there must be a mistake. Mr. Wells is out in the Sinnoh region with his wife for their second honeymoon.” 

“What?” He asked, almost gasping. He felt like his heart stopped.

“Is there something the matter? Is it urgent? I can take a message.” The receptionist offered.

“I gotta go.” Cliff gasped, running out as fast as he could and leaving a very confused receptionist behind.

“You son of a bitch!!” He screamed, desperately getting his phone out and dialing.

“Sierra, Sierra, please pick up...”

Unfortunately her phone was on silent.

Sierra glared at the golden tray of steak, a baked potato with sour cream and chives, a dinner roll and a cup of wine in front of her.

She would never deny steak, stars knows, but she didn’t know if it was poisoned or not. She pushed it away and huffed.

“I have no appetite.” She snarled.

“But Sierra, you love steak.” Giovanni feigned hurt yet again as she refused his advances. “It’s rib eye.”

“I don’t enjoy the company I have.”

“You can’t keep denying your food forever.” 

“Try me!”

“Damn it, just eat your damn food!” Giovanni snapped, punching the wall next to him. “It was expensive and I bought the best, just for you!”

“Go to hell!” Sierra screamed, taking the wine and throwing it in his face.

Giovanni coughed and spluttered, wiping his face. “You ruined my best suit and one of my best wines!” He snarled, slapping her across the face. She only scoffed.

“It’ll take a lot more than expensive things to win me over!”

“Was that the case with Aiden?”

Sierra winced and looked away. Aiden, her ex, was a rich boy who went to her high school. She thought they liked each other genuinely, hence why he always bought her expensive things and she enjoyed it, thinking that’s how he was showing her he loved her.

But after he started drinking and hitting her, he used it as a way to buy both her silence and her vulnerability.

And when his money wasn’t enough, he took whatever she had. That’s when Sierra drew the line and left him behind.

“Don’t you dare speak of him.” Sierra growled. “That was three years ago. This is now. I would be with Cliff even if he didn’t have a dime to his name.”

“Keep telling yourself that.” Giovanni sneered as he used a towel to wipe his face off. “By the way,”

Sierra glared up at him.

“I’ve seen what you were texting.” He said, fishing his hand in his pocket and holding her phone up.

She gasped and paled, quickly trying to pry her cuff off. “Give that to me!” She screamed.

“You were both flirting and sending each other stupid pictures. What are you, thirteen years old?” He scoffed.

“That’s none of your business, give it back!” She screamed again, desperately reaching for her phone, wanting to call Cliff and tell him to help her.

“You’re both fools. You deserve each other.” Giovanni growled, then smirked. “Unfortunately, you’ll never get to have each other.”

Cliff sped to Team Rocket HQ as soon as he made it back into town, panicking when Sierra never picked up or answered his dozens of texts. He didn’t even bother to park properly.

He yanked his door open and slammed it shut, running through the main doors. Apologizing to a few Grunts he shoved out of the way, he raced to the nearest elevator and mashed the up button.

“Oh, fuck it!” he yelled, running to the stairway and running up as fast as he could, not caring how his lungs begged for a rest. She was more important.

Cliff ran to the double doors and slammed them open, and gasped as he saw the large office was empty.

He ran in, panting, looking for any sign of Giovanni or Sierra. That’s when he saw something on the desk and gasped.

Sierra’s Slowpoke tail.

“Hey, what’s this?” He asked on one of their lunch outings before they started dating, poking at the pink object. She smiled.

“My good luck charm. I won it at a carnival when I was 18.” She said proudly. “It landed me this job and I’ve been doing great since. I always carry on me, no matter where I am.”

Cliff chuckled, shaking his head. “Women and their charms.” He muttered.

“Don’t knock it till you try getting one.” She said, happily eating the last of her steak.

Clutching it in his hand and stroking it, he glared, getting his phone out and calling the one person who knew where Sierra was.

“Hello?” Giovanni chuckled.

“Where’s Sierra?” Cliff demanded.

--

HUGE thanks to @bloodcountessbathory for helping me with this part! I owe ya!

[inkykeiji]

hello!! I’m here to request a Halloween matchup, for two or three hq boys. I’m 5’1” with short hair and big eyes, and I like to think I’m rather stylish. I’m suuuuper chaotic and loud, very friendly and can sometimes be a lil overwhelming, but I’m also very sweet and affectionate at times (hopeless romantic checkk). I also have 0 impulse control, and I’m an enfp. I really like writing and all forms of art, i can act kinda stupid but I’m also a nerd for science and history, and uhhhh (1/2)

aw sweetpea i think u misunderstood the prompt a lil, i’m sorry!! <3 you could send me up to three hq boys and i’d choose one to match you with! this option was only there for people who wanted to ensure that they were matched with one of their faves 🥰

THIS FACT THO PLS ILY i’m dead oh my goddddd ahaha happy halloween to you too bb!!

i match you with ⇢ tendou satori! first off, he’d fall in love with you the moment you told him that bat fact, hands down. like, there’s no doubt in my mind, he’d be yours instantly. surprisingly, your chaotic energy meshes almost perfectly with his, instead of clashing with it. the two of you can be a handful tho—not with each other, like y’all can handle each other with absolutely no problem, but your endless energy can sometimes wear others out a lil ehehe. he’s also a hopeless romantic, and his hopeless romantic tendencies reveal themselves to you slowly as your relationship progresses; he’d send you random flowers at work or school, leave cute lil notes for you to find, bring you your favourite tea before bed, etc. and he most definitely acts as your impulse control 90% of the time <3 he would absolutely love going to art galleries or museums with you, and would always be interested in any historical or scientific facts!!

what you carve into your pumpkin ⇢  dracula!! maybe even a few cute bats to match if ur feeling up to it!

which halloween candy you eat the most of ⇢  sour skittles + kitkat!

couples costume ⇢ a tooth and the tooth fairy (u choose who’s who ehehehe also v ironic considering he makes chocolate for a living)

how you celebrate halloween ⇢ WELL HE’S A CHOCOLATIER so naturally you’re making chocolate bars!!! OR omg since chocolate ice cream is one of his favourite things, you two (and maybe ur friends, too!) MAKE ice cream and then have a sundae decorating party, complete with all types of different syrups and sauces and toppings <33 it’s a lot of sugar, a lot of chaos, and a lot of fun. you also probably make a HUGE mess, but it’s absolutely worth it <3

clari’s 1k halloween matchups! 👻 requests are CLOSED <3