#source: bbc

[onceandfuturelesbian]

[unattainablesillygoose]

Merlin, about to confess he has magic for the 362357th time: I have something I need to get off my chest

Arthur: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.

[stilesonthehunt]

At the Hale House: Peter: This is a private matter. Derek: Stiles stays. Peter: [whispers] This is pack. Derek: [loudly] THAT'S WHY HE STAYS. Stiles: [tries to suppress a smile]

[junemo10]

Merlin: *Sneaks into the castle at 2am after fighting a magical evil*

Arthur: *turns around in a swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Merlin, hiding magical object behind his back: uh I was… with Gwaine!Tavern nights you know…

Gwaine: *also turns around in swivel chair* Care to- *keeps spinning* wait- help I can’t stop-

[floating-on-avalon]

Gwen: I'm in love with another man Arthur: Thank God, so am I

[onceandfuturehighpriestess]

We need more appreciation for Katie and her little tiger

[inaccuratewizard]

Gwen: If I were a gardener, I'd put our mortaeus flowers together :D

Morgana: Aww

Merlin: If I were a gardener you'd be my hoe.

Arthur: Wow.

[larrylimericks]

17Mar25

The formula’s never finessed: Insta moots, dodgy pics, trashy press. The Sun shouts “Exclusive!” Which means it’s conclusive: Strictly business and strictly BS.

[freakygirlie]

Merlin: I have magic

Arthur: This is going to ruin the tour

Merlin: ???

Arthur: The world tour

[argyleheir]

Claes Bang as Dracula and John Heffernan as Jonathan Harker in Dracula (2020)

[onceandfuturelesbian]

arthur: your mum is so nice, do you think she would adopt me?

merlin: arthur… that would make you my brother. no one wants that.

arthur: fine. we will just have to get married then.

merlin: fine. clotpole.

[lesbicosmos]

gaius, about arthur: he'll be fine! he's the once and future king!

merlin: That's just what he's called, it doesn't mean he actually knows what he's doing!

[the-goddess-of-gays]

Will: You think I can't withstand Tartarus?! I was a SOLDIER, Nico! I killed people! Nico: You were a doctor. Will: I HAD BAD DAYS!

[noodles-and-tea]

Purrlock Holmes……

[theroundbartable]

After Camlann, years, years after, Merlin keeps searching for Arthur.

He will return when Albion needs him most.

That's why Merlin decides to serve. In fact, he's the reason why people call going to war 'serving' because Merlin refuses to call his own days as trauma surgeon anything less. He's searching for a reckless leader, a moron who'll jump right into fire if given the chance.

The soldiers know they need Merlin. And it almost seems like Merlin is immortal with how lucky he gets on each mission. He never finds him, but he saves a bazillion lives in all the countries and battlefield's in the world.

The world, however, stopped needing war heroes a very long time ago.

Arthur is, instead, reborn as a very funky looking influencer, who's been shooting insults at the government for years when he suddenly decides to Interview war veterans.

[skullmakesmelaugh]

Holly to Lucy, pointing at a pair of DEPRAC officers: Distract them! I'll be right back!

Holly: *returns and sees the officers unconscious on the ground*

Holly: What did you do? I said distract them, not knock them out!

Lucy: There's just no pleasing you sometimes