#source: disco elysium

[incorrectdragonage]

(at Orsino and Meredith's confrontation) Hawke: These options seem awfully fascist or communist—what if I don't want to say them? Anders: Say one of these fascist or communist things or fuck off.

[ssslimyboy]

Remus: This is where the magic happens.

Virgil: And by that, you mean crimes against humanity?

[terrorquotestm]

[incorrect-malfoys]

Lucius: I was arrested for being too cool

Bellatrix: The charges were dropped when they realised there was no supporting evidence

[incorrectgreekmyths]

Hermes: Hang on, what will I do once I establish contact with my fellow Olympians? Zeus: You'll discuss the monumental world-historical task that lies before you. You'll engage in rigorous and spirited debates about rule creation and practice. But mostly you'll probably complain about other Olympians. Hermes: Isn't that last part kind of counterproductive? Zeus: Not at all. Complaining about other Olympians is one of the most important parts of being an Olympian.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

[After a Tinkerbat gets Risky cold coffee and she expresses the slightest disappointment in it]

Tinkerbat: .../{Captain, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you.}

[anotherincorrectquotesblog]

A: Am I having some kind of stomach seizure?

B: Stomach truth. You’re having a stomach truth.

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Geoffrey: Wait, it may be because of the pheromone.

Sean: Geoffrey, please. Don’t start talking about your pheromones again.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Zag: I’m a detective.

Francis: So am I! I was born to detect sucrose rewards and semiochemicals.

[driftingbot]

YOU - “Don’t be scared, but I think I might have supra-natural abilities.” KIM KITSURAGI - He opens one hand and looks at it. A moment passes. “Which school do you subscribe to -- Mambo…” He opens the other hand: “...or Jambo?” YOU - Wait, which one is the one where you hear your tie talk to you?” KIM KITSURAGI - “Mental illness.” YOU - “Because I have that.” KIM KITSURAGI - “So the 41st Precinct sent you, because you are the most mentally ill out of all the officers at your station?” YOU - “No, it’s not that bad. I’m sure we have officers way more mentally ill than me.”

[jingerpi]

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[incorrectdragonage]

(investigating the missing women in Kirkwall) Hawke: Are you sure there's not some sex angle we should be considering? Emeric: (sarcastically) Good point. Kirkwall is famed for its occult sex-murder rites. We'll get on it immediately. Hawke: It doesn't have to be murder. It can just be sex. Emeric: Actually it does have to be murder. This is a murder investigation.

[terrorquotestm]

Irving: I have managed to stop obsessing about my sexuality.

Little: Great. Imagine all the time you’ll have for work now.

[yellow-yarrow]

Locust city (X7) concept art

[incorrectgreekmyths]

Everything is sad and shit and we need art to make it okay. Just give me the brush.

-Apollo

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Twitch: Don't be scared, but I think I might have supernatural abilities.

Vinegar: Alright, which school do you prescribe to? Mumbo...or jumbo?

Twitch: ...which one is the one where you hear your explosives talking to you?

Vinegar: Mental illness.

Twitch: Because I have that one.