#source: incorrect monsta x quotes

[got7incorrectquotes]

Jinyoung: When we were trainees, I had a crush on a boy and didn't know how to deal with it. So I wrote him a letter that just said "LEAVE”

Jaebum:

Jackson:

Yugyeom:

Bambam:

Youngjae:

Mark : THAT WAS YOU?

[incorrectmidc]

Albert: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Nico: Albert

[monstax-incorrectquotes]

Jooheon, to an interviewer: So, I.M has strong views on pretty much everything.

Jooheon: Go ahead, ask him something no one should have an opinion on.

Interviewer: Um, okay. I.M, how do you feel about frogs?

Changkyun: Love 'em. If you hate frogs, fuck you. They're just sticky little babies. They don't know shit.

Interviewer:

[kpopincorrect-quotes]

Random Person, gesturing at Wonho: Is that your bodyguard?

Wenee/Monbebe: Nope.

Wonho, quite possibly the buffest person alive: I'm their emotional support teddy bear

[katwriterly92]

Hyungwon: Wait I just realized that Shownu gave me new stuff for my keyring the day after he complained that I kept accidentally sneaking up on him because I don’t realize how quiet I am. My leader belled me like a cat and I didn’t even notice.

Minhyuk: Haha catboy

Hyungwon: Everyone is so mean to me all the time

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Kiyun: What do we say when we get anxious?

Changkyun: My anxiety is chronic, but my ass is iconic.

Kihyun: No.

[incorrectkids]

[During NO MERCY era]

Shownu: I don’t trust you as far as I can throw you. And I can throw you very far. I’m very strong, and you are very small.

IM: Was that a necessary point??

Shownu: Yes.

[dream-of-kpop]

Masterlist [12/18/20]

[dream-of-kpop]

AUs/Oneshots:

Hi, Hello

Exo on an Episode of 'Cheaters'

SKZ Does a Friendship Blood Ritual

SKZ are Fuckboys for a Day

Thanksgiving with SM: pt. 1, pt. 2, pt. 3, pt. 4

Seventeen Answers Google Questions

Trigger

The 7th Sense: pt. 1, pt. 2

SKZ But They Have Drama on IG

Baby Don't Stop

Ateez is Normal Like You

Seventeen Has Only 8 Hours to Finish an Album

X1 Gets Their Flu Shots Together

When BTS Gets High Together

NCT Visits a Psychic

BTS on Hell's Kitchen

Ateez Works at Walmart: pt. 1, pt. 2

Exo Plays Smash or Pass

Scenarios:

Minhyuk Gets Skin Cancer

My Brain When I Thought Jennie and Suga Were Dating

Jungwoo If He Had a Heart Attack

Exo Being Exo

Aron Fixes the Wifi

Minhyuk Reads Jooheon a Bedtime Story

Jinyoung's Resting Bitch Face

When Suga Listens to Dababy

Sejun, a Tired Ass ARMY

Just a Donghyun and Youngmin Conversation

Lucas is Very Emotional

Chanyeol and Sehun at the Mall

Minhyuk's Eyebrows

Chan's Parenting Skills

What JB Probably Deals With on a Daily Basis

An Overly Sensitive Kdrama Viewer

Hyunjin Being Scared of Covid on His Birthday

Taemin as an Overreacting Kdrama Viewer

Seventeen on Facetime

Suga Avoids Human Interaction

Baekhyun If He Was a Desperate Youtube Vlogger

WayV's Secret IG Accounts

Hwiyoung's Sleep Troubles

If Tik Tok Got Banned (never happening)

Something Hoshi Would Say

Chan's Parenting Skills

Incorrect Quote Trash Can:

San's Snapchat is More Important Than Death

Wonwoo's Scary Bad Breath

Renjun Wants a Ratchet Doraemon Costume

Mingi's Breath Scares Yeosang

Dk "Stole" Hoshi's Heart

Woozi Will Kill a Bitch

Irene's Cist

Minhyuk and Jooheon Have 'No Guidance'

V Dislikes This

Seungkwan Exposed

Youngjae's Religion is Santa

Jisung Makes Fun of Mark Yet Again

SM Forgets Winwin (sigh)

Onew Cries Over Taemin's Shitty Joke

Jaehyun's Buttery Surprise

Yeosang's 0mL of Patience

MJ Uses Cha Eunwoo's Balenciaga Sweater for His Build-a-Bear

Felix's Uses His Outside Voice

What Does 'V' Even Stand For?

Wonpil Doesn't Understand Jae's Slang

Bambam Needs Some Milk But The8 Refuses

Hyunjin and Jeongin Showing Love to Each Other

Hendery Fights Xiaojun With a Gallon of Milk

Kun Getting Ignored

Jeongin Feels Guilty While Eating Ice Cream

Maybe Hyunjin Put on a Little Too Much Cologne...

Haechan Apologizes for His Behavior

Jin Trying to Be Lowkey About His Bday

Extra Shit:

Real Shit Idols Said 2

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Previous Masterlist

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[mochaquokka]

Jooheon: What does “be there or be square” even mean?

Minhyuk: It means show up or square up, bitch

Kihyun, tired: Around... it means you’re not a-round

[mykpopshitxx]

[Member of the dance line apologizing to member of the vocal line after a fight]

Dancer: First of all, you're an excellent singer.

Singer: That goes without saying but thank you for saying it.

[seungnm]

seungmin: [does a high note]

youngjae: excuse me are you my son?

wonpil: i think he’s MY son

kihyun: of course not, he’s my son

chan, bursting into the room: BACK OFF BITCHES! HE’S MINE!

[got7incorrectquotes]

Jinyoung : You fell from heaven didn't you?

Bambam : well, if you say it like that-

Jinyoung : even God doesn't want you around, huh?

[bebestay]

Jooheon: What's your favorite cryptid?

I.M: It's a tie between Mothman and John Mulaney.

[monstax-incorrectquotes]

Kihyun: The kids left me a voicemail while we were in the movie.

Hyunwoo: Go ahead and play it I guess. I'm sure everything is fine.

[Voicemail: You have one new message.]

Changkyun: Hyung, I need you to-

Jooheon: I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS!

Changkyun: Jooheon-hyung, shut up! Kihyun-hyung, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The show went south, so we decided to make our own, but... oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Hyung, go into my desk, open the bottom drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt Minhyuk-hyung got me to help the fire--you gotta do this, hyung!

Hyungwon: Changkyun, eyes on the road!

Jooheon: TRUCK!!!

All: *screaming*

[Voicemail: End of message.]

Kihyun and Hyunwoo: *stare at the phone in horror*

[kpopincorrect-quotes]

Changkyun: My bones are glow sticks

Kihyun: what the fuck

Changkyun: If you snap them too far they make a fun crackly sound

[katwriterly92]

I.M.: I’m opening “50 Shades of Grey to a random page and posting what I find: part 9

I.M.: “Christian Grey put his thumb in my mouth. And then the other one. And then two more. “Wider,” he said as he put in one more. “I bet you’ve never had this many thumbs in your mouth.” I hadn’t.”

Jooheon: Where is he getting all of those thumbs