#source: machinabridged

[swan2swan]

Zayna: "Look, I leave my little village for the first time, I meet this awesome older woman..."

Sammy: "I'm TWENTY!"

Zayna: "Right?!? Just so old!"

[strawberryvanillablast]

Giorno: We did it. We broke into the Boss' hideout and saved Trish.

Voice: Good job, Giorno.

Giorno: Thanks, Giorno.

Trish: Giorno, who are you talking to?

[shadowsageingempress]

Twi: You have been quiet for quite some time. Was it something I said?

Midna: Let me tell you a tale.

Midna: When I was a young girl, every day I would go to the Sol shrine, get on my knees and pray to whatever God would listen. I’d say “Gods? Are you there? It’s me, little Midna! Now there’s only one thing I want in this world more than anything. I don’t care if you take my power, my friends, or the home in which I sleep… What I want… is a talking wolf best friend!”

Midna: Now here I stand. Powerless, friendless and homeless. But not… talking wolf best friend-less!

Twi: Oh my Gods! We’re best friends?!

Midna, on the verge of tears: YEEEAAAAAAAA-

[incorrectlumityquotes]

(about Bellos)

Eda: I'mma kill 'em.

King: Let's do it.

Luz: Guys, can you keep your murder boners in your pants, please?

Eda: You can't tell my murder boner what to do, Luz.

King: We are erect with rage.

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Tiny: I don’t need you micromanaging me! Okay?

Shiny: Oh Really?! Because after the events of today, I would have to respectfully disagree! Now, set the timer-

Tiny: I know what I’m doing!

Shiny: That is an opinion you are having!

[g12-3]

wings of fire incorrect quote 62

random thing. Swordtail: ALRIGHT! LET'S GET THIS STARTED!

Bloodworm: Oh! Hello, there! Are you here for the Pantala bi-monthly meeting? I take it you're with the urban development team?

Swordtsil: Uhhhhh… Yeah?

Bloodworm: Perfect! The meeting is on the 66th floor, and here are your elevator passes!

Swordtail: Why thank you very much! (Chuckles baffledly)

(Cut to the party inside the elevator)

Blue: I cannot believe we just got away with that!

Sundew: Seriously! They thought you were with Urban Develpment!

Swordtail: Yeah! Heh… I mean I have no idea why they would… Think I was in Urban… …Development… (The realization hits him.)

OH THAT RACIST C-

@mythos321

@sombrathedragon

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Usher: Oh, Jonathan. Only now do I see that your strong demeanour hides a troubled soul.

Geoffrey: That’s a lot of words to say “has daddy issues.”

[nerdytextileartist]

Incorrect Quotes- DC Comics Edition #20

Lian: Look, I leave Gotham for the first time in three years, I meet this kickass older woman- Emiko: I'M EIGHTEEN! Lian: Right?! Just so old!

[khlegacynexus]

Kind of a dream kind of not I had it either yesterday or the day before but the pizza ghosts from the 2012 series of TMNT they basically tried to threaten the rise boys but their response was hey we can eat you guys and that’s what they proceed to do. Then my mind referencing TFS basically went

Raph: We learned that Ghosts are delicious (burps)

Ghost essence: Waaaaahhhhhhh!

This also worked on Pizzasaurus just before

[wrongydkjquotes]

Schmitty: COOKIE, NO!! Kim: NONONONONONO!!! Nate: DON'T BE A FUCKING NUMBSKULL!!!

Helen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!

Guy: Noooo…!

Buzz, smirking: Bad human, drop it!

(Cookie snaps out of his trance at Buzz’s tease)

(Source: The horrified reactions to a brainwashed Cloud preparing to attack Aerith, Final Fantasy VII: Machinabridged)

[fictionkinfessions]

I'm never going to see any of my friends again, am I? Tifa, Barrett, Red, Aerith, Reeve, Yuffie, Zack, Vincent, Cid... Aerith's Mom, Marlene, Bugenhagen, Biggs, Wedge, Jessie... Sephiroth... the leader of Tsunami... all of Barrett's summons... uh... Dolphin Blow guy? I was a friendly guy. Anyways! I'm from a comedy spinoff! Canon Tifa is so... nice! So even talking to regular sourcemates, it'd be... strange. Not right.

But they're gone, and they're never coming back.

And I can't even show anyone my source. Because it kind of sucks. :(

- Cloud (FF7 Machinabridged)

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[swan2swan]

Zayna: "All right, everyone: we get in there, free Geba, and then bounce like Sammy's boobies!"

Sammy: "I'll have y'know my boobs are perfectly firm, thank you! Ask Ben--he bruised his fist punchin' 'em once."

Ben: "I did...it felt like wet sand in a balloon."

[strawberryvanillablast]

Diavolo: The world is a cruel place, my friend.

Diavolo: Everywhere I go, all I see is death and destruction...

Giorno: Probably because you're the one that's causing it.

[shadowsageingempress]

Zant: So look, Volga. Bro to bro, I gotta ask: who do you got the hots for?

Volga: Midna.

Zant, furious: THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!!

[incorrectlumityquotes]

Eda: What about you, Luz? You ever have a dream before?

Luz: Well...

Luz: I LOOK SO COOL!!!!

Luz: ...and then I yelled at some doofus scientist. Honestly, I don't think anyone saw that coming.

[shychangling]

i decided to attempt to draw one of those incorrect quotes I did waaay back.