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Natasha: I’m a BAD bitch, you can’t kill mE

Russo brothers: :)

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Clint: *mohawk*

Avengers: I—

Clint: I’m a BIG BOY now and I can dO wHaT I wAnT, you just don’t undersTAND ME

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*a text conversation*

Clint: :)

Natasha: Clint...what did you do?

Clint: :))))

Natasha: CLINT I AM ON A MISSION I CAN’T COME HOME TO FIX YOUR MESS

Clint: ::::))))))

Natasha: I’ll be there in an hour.

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Steve: Nat, I wish you’d talk about yourself more.

Natasha: I tried opening up about my feelings one time.

Steve: And?

Natasha: Killed him soon after.

Steve:

Natasha: He knew too much.

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Clint: *walks in* GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY WE HAVIN A GOOD DAY TODAY??

Peter: YES WE ARE!! WOOP WOOP! BIG GOOD DAY!!! KARAOKE CONTEST??

Clint: KARAOKE CONTEST!!

Tony:

Natasha:

Tony: I need coffee.

Natasha: I need vodka.

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Natasha: Clint, this doesn't fit my style.

Clint: Just wear it, come on!

Natasha: No.

Clint: You are NO fun, Nat.

Natasha: I don't care.

*secretly in her bedroom, wearing ladybug onesie*

Natasha: I feel alive.

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Natasha: I'm a strong, independent woman who don't need no man.

Also Natasha: I'm a strong, independent woman who would also like a man to spar with.

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Peter: ...hey Auntie Nat?

Natasha: ...yes?

Peter: ...be the best ever?

Natasha: *sighs* Yes I’ll play Scrabble with you.

Clint: You told me no 5 minutes ago??

Natasha: You didn’t call me Auntie.

Peter: *fist pumps*

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Natasha: *looks right*

Natasha: *looks left*

Natasha: *runs through hallway* Sneak sneak sneaky sneak I'm a sneaky spy sneak

Peter: *on ceiling, can hardly keep from laughing*

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Bucky: I'm not afraid of anything.

Natasha: *walks by*

Bucky: I'm afraid of one thing.

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Natasha: *fights in heels*

Natasha: *wins every single fight*

Tony: HOW DO YOU DO THAT

Natasha: With lots of foot cramps, bruises, and blisters. Do not recommend.

Tony: ...then why do you do it?

Natasha: For fun.

Tony:

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Peter: Peter Parker pets a peck of perfect puppies.

Tony: ...what the heck

Natasha: Language.

Steve:

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Steve: Where did you and Nat go yesterday?

Clint: We went mini golfing! She had a lot of fun.

Steve: Really? That surprises me.

Clint: Yeah!

*flashback to yesterday*

Clint: HOLE IN ONE!! SUCK ON THAT!

Natasha: I hate you. I hate this. I hate life.

Clint: But you're having fuuuuuuun!

Natasha:

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Steve: Bucky sleeps with a teddy bear.

Bucky: I do NOT!

Natasha: He doesn’t.

Bucky: THANK you. See??

Tony:

Sam:

T’Challa:

Steve: Told you.

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hc of nats first impressions of the avengers vs her impressions of them now!!

OH HERE WE G O, Natasha’s first impressions:

Tony: arrogant jerk who will flirt for days

Steve: ehh. good muscles. too high strung. but he can throw his metal frisbee really well. also how is he still alive??

Bruce: ok but the hulk thing is kinda cool but he’s like. lost in his own world. and keeps using science words i don’t know

Thor: my hair is better. and what’s with the accent?

Clint: not bad

and NOW:

Tony: still an arrogant jerk who will flirt for days. but he doesn’t flirt with me anymore which is nice. if he hurts pepper i’ll destroy him

Steve: i trust steve to make good decisions for the best of everyone. even though that civil war bit was a little sucky.

Bruce: actually listens to me?? and to be fair he’s smart as crap but needs someone to ground him at times

Thor: losing an eye did wonders for his personality. i wouldn’t trust him to take care of my cat, but kid can blow crap up

Clint: i would die for him and for any member of his family. 

rae’s 500 sleepover - come say hi! 

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okay hi im back with more hcs because I'm unstopPABLE AT MIDNIGHT hc Nat pranking the team and blaming it on someone else so everyone's just mad and pranking everyone else left right centre while nat sits in a corner with pepper and wanda, sipping tea and laughing at the guys

honestly this idea HARDLY NEEdS anything else it’s PERFEct

but i mean like she can sneak in and out of everywhere so she just...makes it so that it’s clearly not her

puts something of Tony’s in Bruce’s room after stealing all of his pants

casually leaves a blonde hair on the sink when replacing all of Steve’s toothpaste with mayonnaise (because of course Steve brushes his teeth religiously)

anddd sits back to watch. sips the tea. consoles the crying Steve because his toothpaste was an antique from 1945 and reminds him of his childhood. good stuff.

it goes on for a solid two weeks. there is bloodshed. the police show up for noise complaints. it is War™.

no one ever knows it was her until Pepper accidentally spills the beans 

but they don’t dare to prank her back....they know b e t t e r