#source: wwdits

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Walker: I admire Yelena's decisiveness and how loud she is. But I am the more experienced leader. Eventually, I will make her my number two.

Bucky: So you're saying you... you need to make a number two?

Walker: Indeed. Not right now, but soon. It's not something you should force.

Ava: But you're saying it's important to have a really good number two.

Walker: Yes.

Ava and Bucky: [laughing]

Walker: There's nothing funny about a firm number two.

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Hobie after knowing Miles for five minutes: "He’s my best friend. He’s my pal. He’s my homeboy, my rotten soldier. He’s my sweet cheese, my good time boy."

[incorrectloveanddeepspace]

LaDS lads - incorrect quotes 3

mc: have you gone soft my sweet syrup pie?

sylus: no my sweet syrup pie, i’ve gone hard

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mc: zayne, let me go!

zayne: no, my darling, calm down! you’re feeling murderous!

mc: ... we talked about this, you're supposed to support me when i want to kill someone!

zayne: not in this instance my darling!

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sylus (talking about luke and kieran): since the boys aren’t interested in larceny or vandalism, and obviously they’re too young for whoring, to stop this excursion from being a total waste of time, i threw them in this dumpster, and they’re not allowed out until they’ve each killed six rats.

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caleb: have you any natural gifts, pipsqueak?

mc: hmm.. let me think... putting up with you

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mc: tell me, what is rafayel like to work for?

thomas: between you and me... he can be a bit of a prat.

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mc about tara: she's my best friend. she's my pal. she's my homegirl. rotten soldier. she's my sweet cheese. my good time gal.

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bi!rafayel: i mean, who isn't gay?

mc: a lot of people, actually...

bi!rafayel, sarcastically: oh okay, woohoo, i'll get the trumpets out, sorry.

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xavier (jealously talking about lumiere): maybe you should date him too.

mc: maybe i will!

xavier: (angry alien)

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mc, mocking rafayel: my name is rafayel and i have a deep seated jealousy for a tiny little boy cat!

rafayel: (angry fish)

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mc, to xavier and jeremiah: you guys heard about philos? that's messed up, right?

xavier and jeremiah: (awkward silence)

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[incorrecthatchetfield]

Donna, in the studio: Dan is on the scene now.

Dan, on the streets: Thank you, Donna. Now, I am here with a local resident who's been watching the situation closely. His name is *moves mic towards the resident*

Wiggly, barely disguised as human: Wiggog Y'wrath

Dan: Will McGrath

[cursed-nyxan]

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair: I’m starting to think that maybe what I did was wrong…

Crosshair: Probably not, but maybe…

[barelyanartblog]

Meanwhile in Essos...

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

everyone on tumblr @ joe today

[sylkithecat]

Loki: Incorrect Quotes

[island-in-the-shadows]

Lestat and Daniel On the Tour Documentary

Lestat: (in a cheap costume cape and traffic cone hat) We drank the blood of some people, but the people were on drugs and now I'm a wizard!

Daniel: (dried blood running down his chin) Lestat is very, is very actually...great man. I...

Lestat: (swishing costume cape and dancing behind Daniel) I drank the drug blood, yes! I drank some drug blood!

Daniel: We drunk, we've done, drunk some drug blood.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Tony is not just my husband or my number one fuckbuddy, but also my best friend.

[incorrectfeaquotes]

Panne (to Vaike): You are supposed to support me when I want to murder someone!

[louis--wifey]

California: Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it's gonna be.

[incorrect-threehouses]

Felix: You're not in love. You may think you are, you dumb fuck, but you're not

Sylvain: Yeah, well how do you know the difference?

Felix: *Points at her* She's a scarecrow

[incorrectquotesideas-deactivated]

Person A: One of us has to trick them into inviting us in. I am nominating Person C, because I am too foreign and you are too boring.

Person B: Person C doesn’t need to be invited in, they’re not a vampire.

Person C: I would prefer to be invited in, it’s more polite.

[butternuggets-blog]

Jackson Lamb: May I approach the bitch?

Diana Taverner: What did you say?

Jackson Lamb: I said may I approach the bench? What did you think I said?