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moonsreid2 · 2 years
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i cannot believe with how long tumblrs been a thing you still cannot delete one blog without deleting them all
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formulanni · 4 months
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Rip Cressida Cowper u would’ve loved Chappell roan
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Taglist (dm to be added/removed): @st-leclerc @three-days-time @saviour-of-lord
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alphabetboyluvr · 7 months
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just read the new yu chapter and i can't stop crying
i'm literally
i really thought they-
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*sobs*
i just think they needed a little more room to grow away from each other!! their brains still needed a little time to develop!!!
i know exactly what i think happens after the chapter ends tho he he
#neva obv has to fly back to london#and jungkook goes to ny#but they're both a little restless about things and how it was left#cassie visits neva the next weekend and she's like neva u do realise that the universe is trying to force u two together right??#and so she's like :( fuck :(#pulls a sickie#grabs a last minute flight to ny#and is like#if it's really fate then ill bump into him#but cassie is like ur so dumb so messages jungkook like ok don't freak out but neva is gonna be in NY this weekend and he's like ???#but then cassie is like that's all I can tell u soz#so jungkook is like right.... ok. wtf am I meant to do with this.#but he's also like#if i was neva#where would i go......#but is like stumped cause she's never been to ny so the possibilities are endless so he's like fuck it#checks flight maps and works out when she arrives (aka the only flight from London that aligns with the time she left) and goes to arrivals#has a lil sign with her name on it :(#tweaks his brows when he spots her#and has a little smirk on it face#says smth dumb like u could have just sent a text#and she's like.... why r u here.....#and he's like... me??!! why are YOU here????????#and anyways they spend the weekend in luv and making up for lost time and they're both confused about how it's gonna work#and it's gonna be hard!!#a lot of those damn you up? texts#and it's gonna take a lot of effort!!#but they're gonna do it!!!#third time lucky <3333#they'll elope in ny one random weekend when she's visiting and not tell anyone about it not even cassie or jimin
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kiwipit · 26 days
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only way I can explain the autism shutdown I experience when I get excited over smth is 1 asmr tingles and uncontrollable body tremors then 2 complete emotional void. exe.emo does not compute no longer care byebye
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littlelasagne · 2 years
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WIP WEDNESDAYs
Wip from chapter 30 of bmo ✌🏼
:readmore:
When it was five o’clock, Levi set the table. Placemats, napkins, polished cutlery and crystal glasses. He kept the plates by the microwave as they needed to be warmed just before plating up.
A dinner date required a special table, so Levi pulled out two black pillar candles. That would do. It was set. He stepped back to analyse. He frowned. The table was rigid and orderly, but there was no life to it. The whole thing looked like a funeral dinner. It was missing something bright and Hange-like. Then Levi realised – he’d forgotten to get flowers! This was a date and every date needed flowers. He whipped his head to the clock. Half five. It was too late for a trip to a florist, so supermarket flowers would have to do. He dashed out without a second thought.
But nothing about this dinner date was simple. Time was not on his side, but Levi stood, staring at the supermarket’s selection of bouquets with distaste. He had come too late. All the fresh colourful flowers were gone. All that was left were the slightly withered roses that were too high up for him to reach. He waited until there was no one nearby before jumping to grab a bouquet. Well, red roses would have to do. They stood for romance and passion anyway and this whole dinner date was meant to be about romance and passion.
Levi brought them to his nose. They hardly smelt of anything. He thought the withered red wine petals would give off a slight aroma. Red wine! He’d forgotten drinks! The food had been planned down to every herb, but he’d forgotten to think about beverages! Levi checked his phone. Still no text from Hange, so he had time to peruse the alcohol aisle. He hurried to the other end of the supermarket.
Skipping the alcopops and beer, Levi went to the wine aisle which was empty, save for a couple holding hands and browsing the reds. That was perfect, as all he needed was a white wine. But as Levi grabbed the chardonnay, the stinking doubt crept back in. Which wine did Hange prefer? He’d never asked nor seen her express interest in it. Maybe he should just get fucking alcopops or make a cocktail. But no, this was a dinner date and dinner dates needed fine wine to with and fancy flowers and food. Wine went with Italian food. He would just get both white and red so Hange could decide.
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gayemoji · 6 months
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people are so shit. coworkers are so shit. the audacity the hypocrisy i could cry.
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fastandcarlos · 3 months
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Hometown Glory : ̗̀➛ Max Verstappen
summary: it all leads up to the race at zandevoort, and we all know how it ends
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ynusername: a few days in paradise with my dream of a husband 💕☺️
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username1: look at how in love they are omg
username2: hope you both got a well deserved break!!
maxverstappen1: you make me the happiest love 🥰
username3: can I have a relationship like this in the future pls
landonorris: assuming my invite got lost in the post 🤔
ynusername: @/landonorris bold of you to assume you were invited in the first place 😂
carlossainz55: rebecca wants to know where you guys were staying
ynusername: @/carlossainz55 tell her to buy me a drink in zandevoort and I’m all hers
username4: I want to know where THE max verstappen holidays too
username5: hope you’re well prepared to win this weekend max!
schecoperez: how does he still look as pale as he did when you guys left 😂😂
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maxverstappen1: little break before heading home for race weekend 🌊
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username6: the dutch fans can’t wait to see you and cheer you on!
username7: what’s the better view? max or the beach?
ynusername: always the best time with you ❤️
maxverstappen1: @/ynusername plenty more memories to hold onto forever ☺️
danielricciardo: I remember the days when you used to beg me to go on holiday with you so you wouldn’t be lonely 😂
maxverstappen1: @/danielricciardo luckily for me I’ve got better company now 😬
username8: these pictures are insane wow
username9: could you maybe just keep your shirt off forever??
charles_leclerc: I hope you didn’t stick to your diet (then I might have a chance of beating you this weekend!)
username10: holidaying with max is the dream
username11: abs abs abs abs abs
landonorris: still bitter I didn’t get an invite
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ynusername: supposed to be at some black tie event but all I can focus on is the view in front of me 😍
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username12: max looks good in anything wow
maxverstappen1: I had a pretty good view in front of me too 🥺
ynusername: @/maxverstappen that pudding did look pretty delicious
maxverstappen1: @/ynusername yeah you did, didn’t you?
username13: omg max flirting on insta I never thought we’d see the day
username14: you just know yn is scolding him behind closed doors for this
carlossainz55: that’s what happens when you date the biggest dutch sport star in the world!
carmenmmundt: idk about max but you look stunning 🥰
username15: how can one couple be so hot wtf
username16: apparently they couldn’t keep their hands off each other all night long
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ynusername: back in amsterdam ☕️❤️
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alexandrasaintmleux: wherever that is I want you to take me there!!
username17: welcome home both of you!!
username18: can’t wait to see you at the race this weekend ☺️
maxverstappen1: so this is what you get up to whilst I’m stuck in meetings huh
username19: STUNNING
danielricciardo: such an aesthetic queen
ynusername: @/danielricciardo 👑👑👑👑
alex_albon: lily calls dibs on you taking her first
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maxverstappen1: home race means I get all the kisses in the world 🥺🥺🥺
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username20: my heart can’t take how cute you two are
landonorris: sick bucket anyone??
username21: the definition of happiness in three photos
username22: I can’t cope with much more of this
ynusername: thousands more where those came from 😘
georgerussell63: I’m with lando on this one!
username23: yn secretly living out my dream
schecoperez: you can stop that in the garage too 😂
maxverstappen1: @/schecoperez soz just can’t help myself
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maxverstappen1: pole position in my home race, does it get any better than this? 🏎️🏁
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ynusername: could not be prouder of you!
maxverstappen1: @/ynusername it’s all thanks to your amazing support 🥺
username24: your dutch fans are incredibly proud of you ❤️💙
username25: never in doubt champ
schecoperez: congrats my friend - knew you’d do it!
username26: what about if you win tomorrow??
danielricciardo: save some wins for someone else bro
username27: an absolute legend
landonorris: I’d never forgive you for not getting pole in your home race fyi
maxverstappen1: @/landonorris let me know when you get one 😂
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ynusername: could not be any happier, the perfect return to our home. so proud of you max!! 🥰
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username28: way to go max!!
username29: home races are always the best
georgerussell63: well this is a bit cute isn’t it 😂
username30: the cutest photos ever
maxverstappen1: the perfect end to the perfect weekend ❤️
landonorris: thank goodness the sweet home posts are over for another year 😂
danielricciardo: I’ve got some photos of max on my phone that might make you happier 😂
maxverstappen1: @/danielricciardo don’t you dare!
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˗ˏˋ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ! ´ˎ˗
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dannyricsmirrorball · 9 months
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3 peas in a pod • dr3 part 1 ੈ✩‧₊˚
ੈ✩‧₊˚ pairing || daniel ricciardo x ln4 best friend!reader
ੈ✩‧₊˚ genre || social media au
ੈ✩‧₊˚ summary || y/n, danny, and lando are best friends, three peas in a pod. lando and y/n grew up together, surely if any of them are dating it's them... right?
ੈ✩‧₊˚ warning || slight age gap, slut shaming
ੈ✩‧₊˚ a/n || i have realised that i have a habit of making the reader best friends with lily and alex, i'd apologise but I think it really just reflects my obsession w them... like who wouldn't wanna be best friends with them?! also sorry if it seems rushed but p2 will be out semi soonish- i’m gonna finish some other works first!
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yourusername rahhhh 🇬🇧 ln4 home race!
tagged mclaren, danielricciardo, landonorris
username7 my fave mclaren girly 🧡
username81 y/n being the biggest ln4 fan - y/n lando truthers we win!
landonorris my biggest fan 🧡
⤷ username37 awww
⤷ username4 never beating the dating allegations
lilymhe bae
⤷ yourusername forever
maxfewtrell slide 5: live footage of y/n during the race
⤷ username16 yk it’s real when his best friend ships them as well
danielricciardo papaya princess
⤷ username18 best friends my ass
⤷ username71 awww he’s like a big brother to her 🥰
⤷ username6 girl-
username66 i love when y/n goes to races!
carmenmmundt me encanta
mclaren our fave girl in orange!
⤷ yourusername love u admin
username11 slutting out for mclaren 🙄
maxverstappen1 cheering for me? thanku y/n/n!
⤷ yourusername ofc, og orange army maxxie
⤷ danielricciardo 🤨
⤷ landonorris 🤨
⤷ mclaren 🤨
landonorris u always capture my features best 😍
⤷ yourusername yk it 😉😫
username27 y/n is landos biggest fan it’s so cute
username16 she was made for the colour orange 🧡🧡
alex_albon no feature? rip
⤷ yourusername soz albono, papaya boys only today!
lissiemackintosh my girl ❤️‍🔥
⤷ yourusername ILY
martingarrix 🧡
adam_norris_pure_electric Very nice y/n 🤩
⤷ username17 father-in-law 🤨
username13 just y/n supporting her boyfriend at his home race 🤭
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yourusername papaya on film while we wait for 🇭🇺
tagged mclaren, danielricciardo, landonorris
username17 y/n always coming through w the content
username92 daniel looks majestic
username81 they both look soooo gooodddd
mclaren papaya princess doing papaya things 🧡
⤷ yourusername papaya 4 life 🧡🧡
username16 can she like just pick one of them?
⤷ username51 just bc ur bitter that she’s friends w them 🙄
landonorris baller ⛹️‍♂️🏀
⤷ yourusername we won’t talk abt how u missed then? ok!
⤷ username4 whack him again queen!
⤷ username52 best couple things
danielricciardo 🧡
⤷ username72 farkkk just admit youse are dating!
⤷ username18 why would they do that when she’s obv dating lando??
⤷ username16 he could be her grandpa wtf
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yourusername summy time☀️
tagged landonorris, danielricciardo
username1 y/n feeding us that summer break content
username45 ahhh she’s w lan + dan
alex_albon why is lando giving u the bird
⤷ yourusername he’s a brat
⤷ landonorris ME?
⤷ danielricciardo can confirm. he’s a brat.
⤷ username68 he was probs sick of third wheeling 😭
⤷ username4 *daniel was sick of third wheeling
isahernaez guapasíma 😍
⤷ yourusername miss u isaaa 💘
username96 she’s literally living the dream
mclaren Thank you for the content queen!
⤷ yourusername papaya fan doing papaya things 🧡
username52 mclaren whore
⤷ username18 shut up
danielricciardo cute
⤷ username18 absolutely zero game i’m crying
username72 y/n and her boyfriends
⤷ username7 no but fr i’m so confused is she dating dan? is she dating lando?
⤷ username72 idk if she’s dating either but pretty sure if she is it’s defs lando
⤷ username7 they’d be so cute 😍 childhood friends to lover excellence
username64 sorry but how is she so pretty
chloestroll stunning babes
⤷ yourusername 😘😘
riabish stunnn
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lando.jpg clicks 📸
tagged yourusername, lilymhe, alex_albon, danielricciardo
username02 omf mans is in love
username8 u honestly want me to believe that they aren’t dating? LOOK AT THIS
username92 the way he captures her 😫
yourusername yummy juicy watermelon
⤷ danielricciardo hell yea
⤷ lando.jpg what?
⤷ danielricciardo what?
⤷ yourusername what…?
⤷ username73 what 😵‍💫
username5 omgomgomg lando danny y/n lily and alex all on break together THEY DID THIS FOR ME
username92 so we aren’t gonna talk abt that last pic…
⤷ username6 is that danny and y/n?
⤷ username92 yuppp
⤷ username6 y/n danny nation W
⤷ username72 he’s just taking photos of her lol
alex_albon ✌️✌️
username16 soft launch fr
username72 finally we can shut up those crazy y/n daniel shippers - that man could be her father 🤢
⤷ username4 REALLLL childhood friends to lovers always prevails
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daniel3.jpg summer was cute.
tagged lando.jpg, yourusername
username3 that 3 following him everywhere
username47 omg that 4th slide of y/n…
⤷ username8 and we were going crazy abt the one lando took 😳
username99 the difference in the pics lando and daniel took… platonic vs romantic 🤷‍♀️
username17 he saw all y’all running ur mouths abt y/n and lando, and set the record straight
yourusername very cute ☺️
⤷ landonorris ew who are u?
⤷ lilymhe lay off my wife 👹
⤷ alex_albon yea ok not surprised
⤷ username36 lando being grossed out by danny and y/n being soft for eachother - fork found in kitchen
lilymhe THREE pics of y/n and ZERO of me and alex… ok. 🫵
⤷ username17 lily is a y/n daniel truther
username17 he should feel ashamed- posting photos of y/n like that… what a creep
⤷ username3 i’m sure being her best friend he got her consent. also she’s literally 24 - she can make her own decisions
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f1 BREAKING: Daniel Ricciardo will leave McLaren at the end of the 2022 season.
username17 NO FUCKING WAY.
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yourusername doing just fine 🙃🌷
tagged danielricciardo, landonorris, alex_albon, lilymhe
username17 glad to see our bffs are all still bffs
username2 y/n the woman that u are.
username62 this is kinda the equivalent of y/n flipping of mclaren
username71 daniel w baby content AHHHH
lilymhe oh!
⤷ yourusername you look cute babe 🥺
username28 y/n said zak brown u will not ruin our summer
danielricciardo 🤍
alex_albon why does lando look in love with daniel?
⤷ landonorris bc i AM in love with daniel.
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landonorris i ❤️ ?
username22 NO FUCKING WAY
username92 y/n and lando HARD LAUNCH BABY
username73 WE BEEN KNOWN WE BEEN WAITING
username9 third slide… do u think they got together in ny?!
username5 that man is not lando
⤷ username09 RIGHT like he’s to tall and big?
⤷ username3 yk who it could be tho…
alex_albon why r u pretending ur breaking the rules yourusername … ur well over 21 #old
⤷ yourusername woah slow ur roll albono
danielricciardo nyc… u love nyc right?
⤷ landonorris no daniel i love YOU
yourusername nyc get litty dab on them haters lfggggg in new yorkkkkkkk concrete jungles where dreams are made offfff
⤷ danielricciardo u age me
⤷ yourusername u don’t need me for that danny
⤷ lilymhe DAMN boom roasted there’s nothing u cant doooo i when ur in new yorkkkkkk
⤷ alex_albon u age me
⤷ yourusername u are old anyways
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yourusername concrete jungle
username82 i’m so soft the way she’s still watching the race 🥹
username57 they’re her boys 🥹
username01 did she go to little italy in nyc…. bc she couldn’t be in italy for the race GOD I HAVE SEEN WHAT YOUVE DONE FOR OTHERS
danielricciardo bellissimo
⤷ yourusername 🍝🤌
lilymhe hottttt
landonorris biggest ln4 fan 😍
⤷ yourusername hmmmm more of a dr3 girly
⤷ username62 awww i love how lan and y/n tease each other 🥹
⤷ danielricciardo taste yourusername
mclaren our papaya girl even across the world 😍
alex_albon wet dream tomato 🍅
⤷ georgerussell63 are those the lyrics? i always thought it was where dreams are made of 😅 you learn something new haha
⤷ yourusername george u are too much
⤷ alex_albon george you are such a loser
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danielricciardo my home away from home
tagged yourusername
yourusername save a horse ride a- sorry nvm
⤷ alex_albon FERAL
⤷ username17 girl stand up 😭
username02 A WIN FOR THE Y/N DANIEL TRUTHERS
username99 this is such a coupley post
landonorris everybody watch out y/n’s on the loose
username73 oh to be in texas at a party w y/n and daniel
username18 THE HAND IN HIS HAIR?!
mclaren yeehaw 🤠
scottyjames31 looking good DR
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yourusername save a horse #riccrodeo
tagged danielricciardo
username9 omg the horse rlly had its own paddock pass
username63 couples who share a weird obsession w texas together stay together
username6 pls tell me u bought him that badge
⤷ yourusername can confirm
danielricciardo 2nd pic was the best moment of my life
⤷ username12 monaco 2018 u r DUST
landonorris btw no hat and boot shopping is not fun. especially with y/n and daniel.
⤷ username73 not lando playing boyfriend for his girlfriend AND best friend 🤣
enchante 🤠
mclaren best looking cowgirl in the paddock 🫶
username62 mr and mrs texas
scottyjames31 how we feel abt the chops y/n/n?
⤷ yourusername let’s not talk abt it…
⤷ scottyjames31 🤣🤣
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lando.jpg yeehaw
username3 mans cant catch a break w danny’s shit
username8 i just know he’s wallowing in his own pain bc his girlfriend and teammate have been cosplaying cowboys the entire weekend
⤷ username26 not his girlfriend they’re just best friends
⤷ username8 okayyyyy
⤷ username72 well if she is i’m pretty sure he’s in pain bc his girlfriend and teammate look more like a couple then they do
yourusername that’s the spirit!
⤷ landonorris you have enough spirit for the both of u
⤷ alex_albon he’s right
⤷ yourusername ☹️
⤷ landonorris IN A GOOD WAY!
⤷ yourusername okkkk….
⤷ danielricciardo don’t let them dull your sparkle
maxfewtrell where’s the boots mate?
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danielricciardo back home
tagged redbullracing, christianhorner
username72 DR IS BACK
username74 3rd driver but he’ll be back as soon as we know it
yourusername so proud ❤️
username2 rb golden boy is back
christianhorner 👏❤️
scottyjames31 YES DR rb athletes 🔛🔝
username01 prime time danny coming to a screen near you
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yourusername switching sides *caption edited *fun dump
username45 Y/N DONT THINK WE DIDNT SEE THAT
username81 MAXIEL CONTENT IN 2022?
danielricciardo 😁
username17 the rb can 😌 team daniel fr
username18 traitorous bitch. you’d be no where without mclaren.
maxfewtrell what did u say for lando to give u that side eye?
⤷ yourusername took this right before i showed him the post… you could say he was disappointed
username71 um are we gonna ignore that last photo?!
maxverstappen1 😅
⤷ username17 what does this mean?!
username26 y/n is fr soft launching daniel
⤷ username4 it could be anyone
redbullracing 🥶
liked by yourusername
landonorris oi what’s w the photo
⤷ yourusername which one 🙂
username72 idk if anyone’s noticed but y/n actually hasn’t tagged or responded to any mclaren comments since daniel’s contract termination was announced…
⤷ username2 wait…
username38 sensory overload… the way everyone is ignoring the soft launch
lilymhe who’s that man y/n/n…?
⤷ alex_albon i know 😇
⤷ lilymhe i know where u live 👹
⤷ alex_albon yeah… with me 😧
username28 y/n has really been distancing herself from the papaya princess image lately and now it makes so much sense
username3 daniel getting y/n in the divorce???
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thepersonnamedsam · 1 year
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where’d all the time go? - dr3
pairing: daniel ricciardo x fem!reader
summary: a little look back in time and into the future
face claim: heidi berger
warnings: none
note: hiya, i’m back (at least for now)! this was inspired by the song where’d all the time go by dr. dog :)
masterlist / taglist
yninsta
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yninsta where’d all the time go?
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danielricciardo my beautiful baby
danielricciardo look at you, you were always cute
danielricciardo i love you so much
user1 he’s so whipped
user2 we love a whipped man
user3 give him some cream so he can be whipped cream
user4 wow, y/n, you are so pretty
yninsta thank u so much
user5 danny is a lucky man
danielricciardo indeed i am
yninsta aww baby
danielricciardo i am the luckiest with you
danielricciardo
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danielricciardo where’d all the time go? bc she’s my wife now rather than my racing partner…
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user6 omg danny u can’t drop that bomb rn!!!!!!
user6 i was not prepared to go to heaven today
user7 wtf happened?
user8 when did that happens?!;!;!:
user9 in june apparently
yninsta i am so lucky to call u my husband <3
danielricciardo mrs. ricciardo has a nice ring to it
yninsta yea and u gave me a pretty ring
sebastianvettel congrats you two, glad to have been invited!
user10 seb was invited!:‘bejdkdbfjd
user11 he better have been
maxverstappen1 my dream just vanished :(
maxverstappen1 i will never be mrs. ricciardo :(
user12 hahahaha max is too funny
yninsta soz max, can i make it up to u?
maxverstappen1 divorce him?
danielricciardo never.
user12 i cannot believe it, my fav boy got married
user13 yea and we didn’t even know about the engagement
user14 doesn’t matter, they won’t last anyways
user15 anyway(s) - there is no plural of anyway. if u hate do it at least grammatically correct
user16 slay. (and they will last forever)
charles_leclerc congratulations!!! so happy for you
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nicholaslatifi cheers mate
user17 i just know they had the most perfect wedding
user18 i want a man to love me like danny loves y/n… sigh
user19 he there sweetheart :)
user18 ew.
yninsta it was perfect
landonorris had the most perfect time, thank you, you muppets
yninsta we love u lando
danielricciardo ig we do, if wifey does…
yninsta be nice
landonorris yea, be nice and listen to your wife
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yninsta we had the most beautiful time, thank you to you all! lots of love
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yninsta where’d all the time go pt. 2
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user21 SHE GOT PREGNANT? TWICE? WHEN?
user22 that’s why she didn’t show up to the races, omg, she had whole kids!
user23 i hope they were whole…
user24 oop-
user25 he looks so happy
user26 so much better than at mclaren
user25 right?
landonorris when will i get uncle duties again?
yninsta soon
danielricciardo no you will not, they were so hyper last time you had them, idk what you did with them
landonorris they had pavlova, isn’t that a specialty of australia?
user27 it’s kiwi!!!!
landonorris doesn’t matter
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f1 little throwback to @danielricciardo 's bachelor party with the whole grid
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user28 aww how sweet was that
user29 it’s really the whole grid :(
user30 even seb
user31 i think it was sebs last race even
user32 but their children seem at least 4 years old?!;
user33 maybe that’s why they married?
danielricciardo i look so bad :/
user34 nO TAKE THAT BACK
user35 look how happy they all are!
yninsta thank god they don’t have my bachelorette party pics…
f1 🤷🏻‍♀️
yninsta if u dare! i will sue u
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addisonnie · 2 years
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summary: your second date with ellie!
warnings: cursing, making out, fingering…not proofread soz
an: WAAAAH i wrote smut wtf….. I need to shower now. Don’t be mean if it’s bad but definitely tell me how I can make it better this was my first time writing it im sorry if it’s bad pls be nice to me😭
part 1
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Ellie Williams is definitely a witch.
She must’ve slipped a love potion into your martini or crafted a voodoo doll of you because there is absolutely no reason as to why Ellie should be on your mind as much as she is. The short peck you shared with her in the back corner of a dingy bar is burned into your memory, you don’t have to put in any effort to remember how she tasted. How she felt. Hell, even how she smelled—and she smells wonderful, by the way.
Okay, so she might’ve only dropped you off outside your dorm building twenty minutes ago. It’s perfectly reasonable to still be thinking about the kiss, right?
After she pressed that short kiss to your awaiting mouth she looked at her watch and sighed, “listen, it’s getting pretty late. Let me take you home?”
You nodded and let her drag you in circles around the bar to bid goodbyes to her friends, one hand tangled with her fingers, the other circles around her bicep. And then, she led you through the parking lot toward her borderline totaled car. Is that thing even street legal?
She opened the passenger door for you and drove you home with a firm hand on your knee, thumb doodling patterns into your skin.
And then, you were home.
It’s been twenty-five minutes since Ellie dropped you off after the first date and the only thing you think that could possibly purge her from your mind is sleeping. Unless she decides to infiltrate your dreams, too.
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A couple light knocks on your door quickly jolt you awake. You drag your palms across your eyes and run a hand through your hair before sliding out of bed. Shit—no pants. Dina’s bed is empty and you’re sure she won’t mind if you use her throw blanket as a makeshift robe, draping it over your shoulders and hugging it across your body.
“I’m coming, I’m coming.” You hobble over to the door and pull it open without bothering to check through the peephole. Aw, fuck.
Ellie stands in the doorway, well, she leans in the doorway. Her shoulder is pressed up against the doorframe and her hands are slung in the pockets of her corduroy Carhartt jacket.
“Oh, shit. Did I wake you up? Not—not that you look like you just woke up. You look great, of course.” She’s much more sheepish than she was a few moments ago, it’s cute.
“You definitely woke me up. But that’s okay! What’s up?” You open the door wider and take a step backward, silently instructing her to come inside.
Ellie follows you further into the room after shutting the door behind her. She takes a moment to look around your room before leaning against the side of your bed, facing you.
“Honestly? I just wanted to see you again. I thought you’d be awake at—“ she checks her watch, “five in the afternoon. But I was clearly wrong.”
The two of you giggle, a dramaticized gasp leaving Ellie’s lips when you playfully shove her shoulder, “naps are a thing, yanno.”
She stops laughing after a moment and smiles, “are you busy right now?”
“I am now.” She smirks at your response and tugs on the blanket around you, “put some pants on and let’s get going then.”
Your eyes widen, face flushing, “how did you—“ her chin juts outward and she’s looking down at your legs. A large hole in Dina’s blanket exposes your upper thigh and hip, the pink lace of your underwear sticks out like a sore thumb.
“Fuck me. Good thing it was you at the door, I guess.” Ellie shakes her head and laughs, “turning around now. Wear something comfy. And warm.”
While she faces the other direction you quickly survey her outfit. Black converse, gray sweatpants, a fitted black top, and her jacket. Okay, comfy.
You drop the blanket wrapped around you and slip on whatever pants are closest to you, tugging on a baggy cardigan, “okay, no longer indecent.”
Ellie chuckles and turns around, “alright, pretty baby. Grab a blanket and a pillow, not Dina’s shitty, ripped one.”
Ellie must’ve been googling ‘what names can I call someone to make them horny.’ Pretty baby. Pretty. Baby? You could shit your pants and vomit. Fuck—you’re sweating. Grab the pillow to distract yourself.
“‘Kay. Got it.” Ellie smirks and stretches her hand toward you, “let’s get going then, hm?”
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This is definitely not Ellie’s car, that much you know. Her piece of shit Honda was practically stuck together with glue and duct tape. This truck was nice, really nice actually. Is she a criminal, then? Grand-theft auto? Being so goddamn sexy?
“It’s my dad’s. The truck. I bribed him with a 24-pack and a pre-roll so he’d let me borrow it. Or so he’d get really drunk and not realize I hijacked him. Whichever, really.”
You laugh and turn to face her, “ah, so I was right. Grand-theft auto.”
Ellie scoffs and squeezes your thigh as a warning, “it’s hardly a crime. That grouchy old fuck owes me, like, way more than one night of borrowed truck-time.”
You stare at her for a moment, waiting for her to drop the angry act and crack a smile. Her face pinches up under your stare and she turns to the side to quickly smile before turning back to you, regaining her composure.
“You totally just laughed.”
She rolls her eyes, “I didn’t.”
“Yes you did. You laughed. I saw it.”
Her hand swats at your thigh, “…how do you feel about corn dogs?”
You splutter out a laugh and cough, patting your own chest to try and calm down.
“Corn dogs. Do you like them?” Ellie enunciates each word with a squeeze on your knee, “yeah—yeah I like them. What kind of sicko doesn’t like corn dogs?”
She wordlessly turns down onto a dimly-lit dirt road, the car shaking and groaning as it overpasses multiple potholes. The road goes on for a beat before opening up into a massive field, two large white screens are placed several yards apart in the grass and cars littered the lawn before the screens. No way she’s taken you to a drive-in! A shitty little one-story building sits nestled by the tree line, it’s practically folding in on itself, and the old yellow paint can hardly even be called yellow anymore because of the filth covering it. It manages to look homey, though.
“I hope you like movies. I wasn’t really sure what you like…so I just got tickets for that new scary one. We can sneak to the other side if—“
You cut her off and wrap your fingers around her hand on your thigh, “it’s perfect. Really.”
She blushes and tucks her chin into her shoulder, “I’m glad.”
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Ellie parks mostly in the back, only a couple cars parked further behind you.
“Here—take my card and grab us some snacks while I set up the truck bed.”
You blink at her and take a quick glance to her outstretched hand, “Ellie, be so for real right now. You’re not paying for gas, tickets, and food.”
She immediately rolls her eyes and moves to jut her hip out, placing both of her hands on her hips, “I’m not doing this with you right now. Take the card.”
Before sparing her a second glance you take off in the direction of the yellow building, gripping your own debit card between your fingers. Ellie practically squeaks out of shock as she watches you bolt away from her, “hey—what the fuck!”
She’s immediately running after you like a madman, yelling your name and laughing when she watches you stumble over your untied shoelaces. Her long legs quickly lead her straight to you, and she has to skid to a stop to be sure she doesn’t plow straight into your back.
You’re panting while trying to speak with the man behind the counter to give him your order and Ellie quickly wraps her arm around your middle,
“Hey. Two corn dogs, one large blue raspberry slushie—two straws. And…one funnel cake!” She lightly shoves you aside and slams her debit card onto the counter, “nice try, sweetheart.” She winks.
Little. Fucking. Shit.
“Not fair. You’ve got more leg than I do.”
“Hush. Help me carry this back to the truck.” She passes off one corn dog and the large slushie, smiling when you take a large gulp, “good?”
You smile at her, “delicious.”
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Ellie is halfway sitting up, her back is resting against the pillows in the bed of the truck, both of her legs spread and outstretched. Your head is resting on her shoulder and the leg closest to Ellie is resting over her lap, the other bent up to your chest. A comforter rests over your laps, underneath, Ellie has one arm wrapped around your waist, the other is draped across the leg you have thrown onto her lap.
You can clearly tell she’s not watching the movie anymore; Ellie is not as discreet as she thinks she is. Her entire face is turned and facing downward to look at you, it takes everything in you to not turn and lock eyes with her. She can tell, too. She knows you’re actively trying to not look at her, and she proves that point further when she drags her fingers to the waistband of your sweatpants. Her fingers pause for a moment, gauging your response. When she notices you’re not moving to yank her hand away, she continues further.
Long fingers sneak under your gray sweats and walk to rest on top of your clothed mound. You suck in a breath and bend the leg laying in Ellie’s lap, spreading your legs further. Her (fucking massive) hand snakes down to cup your pussy and you squeak, shuffling your back further into her chest. A chuckle rumbles in her chest and she nudges her nose into the crown of your head, “look at me.”
You gulp and continue to face straight. Bad move. Ellie doesn’t like that response, she begins moving her hand out of your pants before you jerk to grab her tattooed wrist.
In a low tone, she says, “I told you to look at me, pretty girl.”
A flood of wetness immediately spills into your panties and you whine, shoving her wrist back into your pants. When she obliges, you turn your head upward and to the side, looking right at her. Ellie doesn’t speak to you, she immediately turns her head down, pressing her lips into yours. She’s kissing you like a bitch in heat, it’s messy, wet, and downright filthy. Her tongue slides along your bottom lip over and over, practically begging that you open your mouth. When you deny her that sweet salvation, her teeth graze over your lip until they sink into the cherry flesh, biting harshly and tugging. You whine into her mouth and she sucks it in immediately, already feeling drunk off your sounds. Determined to drag another whimper from you, her fingers drag over your underwear-covered pussy and press harshly onto your clit.
Your lips detach from Ellie’s when you let out a moan, Ellie gives you a minute before she whispers, “let me touch you. Can I?”
You don’t even nod before leaning forward to kiss her again for a moment before she pulls away, leaving your lips to chase after hers.
“Say it. Let me hear you say it, pretty.” She nips at your cheek.
“Please.”
Ellie tuts, “not enough, peanut.”
You whine and shuffle under the blankets, your hand shoves down into your sweatpants, fingers pulling your pink panties to the side. Ellie’s hand is tugged back toward your core and your fingers and immediately push her fingers to drag over your sticky folds.
“Please fucking touch me.”
Her mouth is back on yours immediately while she moves to circle her fingers around your tiny hole. You cry into her mouth and reach across your body to grip her head in your hand. Ellie’s middle finger dips into your core before spreading your wetness up and down your core. Her ring finger joins the other and immediately slides to be knuckle-deep in your pussy. For a moment, she doesn’t move her fingers, she lets them rest inside, warm and wet. Your teeth nip at her bottom lip while you hit your hips forward, whimpering into her mouth at the feeling.
She smiles messily into the kiss and moves her fingers out before slowly sliding them back in. Her fingers drag tauntingly slow against your walls, the stretch of her thick, long fingers has you careening at her every movement—but it isn’t enough.
You whimper into her mouth and wriggle in her grasp, moving your hand to tug at her wrist, she briefly pulls her lips from yours to laugh at your antics.
“Okay, baby. I got you.” And then she’s off. Her fingers slip in and out of your pussy at a pace you could surely never set yourself. They’re fast and slick, hastily rubbing in all the best places. She scissors her fingers inside of you while pistoning in and out and you pull away from her mouth again to turn your head and bury it into your shoulder.
Ellie presses a wet kiss to the crown of your head while her other hand snakes across your waist to circle at your little clit. Her pointer and middle finger tightly swirl over your clit while her other hand was busy sneaking in a third finger. The stretch makes you gasp and grip at her wrist, not sure if you could take it or not. Another light laugh leaves her lips while she shakes your hand off, “you got it.”
She fucks her fingers into you at a reckless speed, her other fingers rub and pinch at your clit and Ellie thinks you might combust if you clench on her fingers any harder. Your juices are leaking into her palm and spreading all down the globes of your ass, and the wet sounds coming from your dripping cunt are surely loud enough for the families all around you to hear. She can feel your hole fluttering around her fingers and she quickly fucks harder into you, determined to have you gush all over her fingers. With one last pinch to your clit, your orgasm crashes over you.
“That’s my fucking girl.”
Your body convulses for a moment while Ellie’s fingers still piston in and out of your cunt, chasing you through your high.
She presses a kiss to your head as her fingers come to a halt, “good girl. Such a good fucking girl.”
Your cum is glistening on her fingers while she brings her hand up to her mouth, sucking two fingers into her mouth. Her eyes bore into yours while she suggestively licks on her fingers, maintaining eye contact as she holds out her third finger for you to wrap your lips around.
You comply, sucking your sweet taste off of her finger and moaning when it hits your tastebuds. Ellie watches you with blown pupils and chokes out a whimper when you nibble on the pad of her finger.
You pull off with a pop, “this was a really good second date.”
Hell fucking yeah it was.
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whyse7vn · 1 year
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BLOOD SISTERS -
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3D?????????
8 participants - 8 online
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hobi: i heard vogue paid jungkook in cheese
namjoon: what?
jk: yes
namjoon: WHAT???
jimin: you did a shoot for vogue and got paid in cheese?????
yoongi: is that legal?
tae: are u a rat?
jin: i know a rat…
tae: YOU SHUT UR MOUTH
jk: i like cheese
y/n: put his vouge money in a savings account don’t worry
jimin: you robbed jungkook???
y/n: can you read??
it’s in a savings account
jimin: ur savings account?
y/n: no
jk: i got cheese
y/n: i gave him the cheese
namjoon: jungkook are you ok with her doing that?
jk: yes
i got cheese
y/n: SEE HES OK WITH IT STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE VILLAN HERE!
hobi: why did you do that tho?
y/n: are we forgetting that jungkook literally spent like 500k on a framed picture of the avengers
tae: that picture was cool asf who was the artist?
jk: google
tae: what?
jk: google
tae: oh
y/n: see
yoongi: yikes
jimin: was the cheese good?
jk: yes
i miss it
wish i could have more
🥺
y/n: i am not giving you more cheese
jin: didn’t he say he was lactose intolerant?
jk: i’m so upset rn
hobi: anyway ur vogue pictures were cool
jk: ok
can i have cheese
y/n: say thank you to hobi
jk: thank u to hobi
yoongi: is he high?
y/n: extremely
tae: WITHOUT ME?????
FAKE LOVE FAKE WORLD
jin: playing with my clit rn
y/n: what the actual fuck
namjoon: what possessed you to say that
jk: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JIN A GIRL???????????????
jin: was that not relatable to you y/n?
don’t you feel comfortable?
y/n: no wtf???
i’m extremely uncomfortable rn
jin: ok kill yourself then
read a weverse comment that said you probably feel so uncomfortable and can’t relate to anyone cuz ur surrounded by men all the time
tried to help you
that is the last nice thing i do for you
jimin: wow i never thought about that
let’s all see how far we can squirt guys come on for y/n ❤️
yoongi: can you stop
jk: i’m gonna win
y/n: u all make me want to throw up
tae: no cuz let’s have a period together #bloodsisters
namjoon: that is not how it works
hobi: i’m bleeding real bad rn >.<
jimin: super slay!!!
yoongi: super slay?
tae: slay my pussy ong
y/n: ENOUGH
tae: i love being a woman
jk: i want to seduce the king
jin: you can’t
i’m not into u at all
jk: ur no king of mine
tae: jungkook can you come over please i’m lonely
jimin: is this how you text your hoes?
tae: no only my bros 🫶🏻🥺
jk: i can’t tae :(
tae: why wtf
jk: too much cheese
tae: ?
jk: i can’t move
yoongi: pretty sure that’s the weed
jin: or maybe he’s shitting himself
cheese does that
not speaking from experience btw
jk: no
y/n: so how is everyone today?
jimin: don’t talk to me
tae: i’m still bleeding
jk: sometimes i imagine i’m a tiny little elf that works in the back of a coal mine just mining away but the coal mine is actually yoongi’s head an i’m inside it mining him new knowledge he can learn and after i mine the knowledge i give it to the other elves and they give it to the brain
hobi: are tiny and little not the same thing you did not need to use both those words
jk: soz
yoongi: why me
leave me alone
namjoon: i could be better tbh y/n
jimin: can we talk about how jungkooks new song
jk: do you like it?
namjoon: it’s not out yet
jk: do you like it?
namjoon: it is not out yet jungkook
jk: is it good?
jin: ur a slut
dare i say whore
jk: don’t dare
y/n: double dare
tae: i double dare you to come to my house
jk: :0
jin: like guys do you understand like jungook is a whore
A WHORE
yoongi: ok
jin: I CANT TAKE IT LIKE YOU WANT TO SEE WHAT IN 3D???
WHAT IN MOTION???
UR SICK UR NOT RIGHT AT ALL
STOP IT
STOP IT NOW
y/n: it’s okay
jin: ITS NOT
jk: who is 3d
tae: the jack harlow feature is crazy tho
yoongi: it’s really not
stop putting white men the world doesn’t care about anymore on your songs
hobi: spilled
jk: i’m not white
do people think i’m white
do they not care for me due to my whiteness
am i white?
??????????
oh my god i’m white
namjoon: you are not white
jk: namjoon said i’m not white
tae: namjoon is your white father
jk: OHMYGOD
jimin: what inspired 3d jungkook?
jk: y/n 🥰💜💗💗🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
y/n: ????????????????????
jimin: LMAOAOSOOOOOOOOOOO
hobi: oh wow
yoongi: what
namjoon: okay!
jin: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF UR SICK
tae: wow i didn’t know you got down like that kookie
#respect
yoongi: did you just say #respect
tae: yeah?
u wish you could right a sex song about my amazing beautiful girl like jungkook did
fucking mad loser bitch
hobi: *write
tae: wait
??
something is not right there
🤨
idk what it is
but i know it’s not right
hobi: maybe it’s because you used rigjt instead of write
tae: maybe
namjoon: ur so fucking stupid it hurts
tae: or maybe not
jk: what is going on
jin: THATS WHAT IM SAYING
YOUVE CHANGED JK YOUVE CHANGED AND I FEAR ITS FOR THE WORST
jk: i was talking about the aliens
idk what ur saying to me right now
y/n: WHY IS IT ABOUT ME??
hobi: clearly he kisses and tells
y/n: THERE IS NOTHING TO TELL
yoongi: clearly there is
wrote a whole song about it
jimin: at least you know you got good pussy!!
tae: me 2!
namjoon: can we not
tae: we can
im in my girl era
feminism in my boobs blood in my vagina
hobi: you take things too far..
tae: ok but it’s natural??
fucking men man i can’t do this y/n are you with me baby
y/n: stop talking for 5 minutes omg
tae: okay!
jk: do the aliens have drivers licenses
jimin: when’s the last time you fucked be honest
namjoon: why are you so invested in her sex life it’s real concerning
jimin: cuz it’s interesting????
like live a little joon jeez
y/n: WE HAVENT FUCKED IN LIKE
yoongi: like?
hobi: like
jin: you turned him into a whore i know it was you
jimin: see mr kim namjoon
interesting
namjoon: ur just starting unwanted issues
jimin: IN LIKE???
come on spit it out we don’t have all day
y/n: i don’t have to answer that
yoongi: shocker
y/n: excuse me??
jimin: YIKESSSSSSSSSSSS
hobi: i can’t look
tae: wait she’s fr fucking jungkook no joke this is fr?
thought this was a joke the whole time
are we all on the same page rn???
jk: i think if we think about it we are the aliens to the aliens so if you think about it do we have drivers licenses?
namjoon: it’s like we run in circles every single day
yoongi: nothing
just know why you’ve been ignoring me for the last month now lol
hobi: he added the lol
wow he’s pissed
jimin: INSANE
jin: YOUVE BEEN FUCKING JUNGKOOK THIS WHOLE MONTH UR NASTY LEAVE HIM ALONE LEAVE HIMMM
namjoon: i’m going to shoot you all
y/n: so it’s clearly not “nothing” yoongi
and in the gc are you fr?
yoongi: whatever
y/n: and i haven’t been ignoring you i’m talking you right now aren’t i?
yoongi: this is different
jimin: he’s basically saying you haven’t been fucking with him for a whole month cuz ur too busy with jungkook
hobi: maybe he’s having withdrawals
namjoon: i think she gets it
tae: can i fuck pls
y/n: ur being really childish rn yoongi
yoongi: that’s crazy cuz that’s how you like your men no?
hobi: WOWWWW
jimin: JUNGKOOK SHADE
jk: hiiiiii 🫶🏻🔥
y/n: and not that i need to tell you but i haven’t slept with ANYONE for like 2 months
i’ve been really busy filming and shit
fucking asshole
yoongi: oh
jin: wait no sex for 2 months that’s kinda insane icl 😭
jimin: YOONGI FUCKED UPPP TEAAA
hobi: pussywhipped 💀
tae: CAN I FUCK PLEASE
namjoon: enough sex talk please
before i grab a gun
tae: what type
ak?
glock?
shotgun???
yoongi: y/n
jk: why are we fighting??????
jin: don’t worry son
jk: papa 🥺
jin: no sorry i can’t actually claim you i’m over you being a whore i just remembered how fucking annoying you are yikes
am i the high one??
wow wtf was i stressing over
yoongi: y/n
jimin: me when i fuck up
hobi: yoongi the sad ant with the stick rn
jimin: HELPJSJDJDJXJ YOU RIGHT
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“y/n….”
hobi: HEHEHEHEHE
*single tear rolls down cheek*
jimin: *screen fades to black*
hobi: LMAOOOOOO
jimin: STOPWOWOSOSSK
namjoon: guys
y/n: anyways
jimin: no because i stand with you feminist till i die
hobi: i’m such a feminist i enjoy looking at wonho as much as cows eat grass
and that’s like all the time
right?
jimin: right!!!!
jk: where is my papa
jin: ew
he’s so gross guys
y/n: don’t be mean he’s just under the influence!!
jin: of what? meth?
people high off weed are not freaks like him i’m telling you he does that hardcore shit just like joon
jk: papa joon
namjoon: stop
tae: i stabbed myself with a fork
pain is temporary
i needed it ❤️
namjoon: i need it
jin: ???
yoongi: i’m sorry
y/n: k
jimin: wow this is not awkward at all!
jk: i’m throwing up
jin: this is the 4th time this week
jk: papa
namjoon: how is he still alive
hobi: y/n feminist to feminist rn i say fuck yoongi and like come kiss me
yoongi: can you shut the fuck up
jk: i love you yoongi
yoongi: go away
jimin: can you guys not be boyfriends inlaw or something
yoongi: i’m going to punch you
jimin: ok i am going to stop talking now!
bonus:
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tryingtofindava · 7 months
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omg hiii. idk if you still write or post, but i was wondering if you’d write max caulfield x fem!reader who have their ‘first time’ or something like that… there’s genuinely no fics of her around and i am starved 😔
𝐌𝐚𝐱 𝐂𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦! 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 ‘𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞’ 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬*ೃ༄
: ̗̀➛Back to Source
SOZ I HAD TO WRITE THIS AS A HEADCANON BCS I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO WRITE WHAT IM THINKING INTO A ONESHOT ALSO IM SRRY IVE BEEN GONE FOR LIKE… A MONTH MY BAD POOKS
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It’s definitely awkward. But not in a ‘eh…’ way more of a ‘wtf am I supposed to do now…?’ Sorta way..
It’s definitely more you two finding out what’s comfortable and what’s not.
She’s so sweet about it too, she’s a literal angel. She be praising you and telling you how pretty you are.
SHES ALSO A MEGA BOTTOM (bonus points if your a bottom and you guys have to take turns topping)
Poor girl sometimes doesn’t know what do to with her hands, so she always automatically settles them on your shoulders.
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blenselche · 7 months
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ok im probably done with these for now! had to break it in two cuz tumblr ate the quality
subject effectively dodged once more, gg Fern
Fern: no one likes me soz
Finn: we're closer than brothers ilu pls don't leave
Fern: wow that sound sure is annoying wtf is that haha??
Transcript:
You know I do, I just don't know how to fix it. I thought you were "finding Fern" but... I was fine sharing "Finn" -- you're the one that left.
Fern begins to hiss.
Finn: Fern, c'mon. Stop it.
Grass demon/inner monologue: why are we here? Why did you break our silence? To punish us? We will be forced back into the vat if you break now.
Finn: Thank you.
Fern: I'm leaving. If I see Jake I'll let you know.
Finn: Wait!
Fern begins to grind his teeth, hiss and chitter/make demon noises.
Finn: wait. You- you didn't leave because of what I said, right? I know we're ignoring it, but if that's why I'm sorry. I shouldn't have put you in the hot seat like that. But-
Fern: man I got no idea what you're gabbin' on about... I left for myself.
Finn, hushed: bye, Fern.
the closer thing/"what I said" is just a reference to 3 buckets btw i realize that might be vague.
the others of this "Finn probably yapped Fern's ear off after Seventeen, Fern can't stalk him effectively because their soul resonates within ten feet of each other" idea:
1 Finn realizes he's being stalked: https://blenselche.tumblr.com/post/742101650982010880/a-little-quick-comic-their-soul-buzzes-like-an-old
2 Blenanas: https://blenselche.tumblr.com/post/742186397022257152/pt-2-post-blenanas-comic-thing-im-having-fun
3 Jake the Starchild: https://blenselche.tumblr.com/post/742271861649506304/post-jake-the-starchild-im-doing-these-totally
4 pt 2 of Jake the Starchild https://blenselche.tumblr.com/post/742459981321863168/pt-2-of-the-last-one-a-little-truce-for
5 pt 3 of Jake the Starchild https://www.tumblr.com/blenselche/742761115485913088/pt-3-of-the-thing-one-more-then-im-done-w-these
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1l0vefri3sx · 7 months
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not to b a bunny defender or anything but like idk i just feel like BUNNY DIDNT DESERVE TO BE MURDERED?!!? like i get that the group felt threatened bc they thought he might tell but if u rlly think about it like realistically bunny wouldnt had told anyone apart from julian. no one else would believe him. and if someone did believe him (highly unlikely) bunny would probably b lumped in w the rest of the greek class and ppl would probably assume bunny was in on it or smth and he would be guilty by association if u get what i mean. i mean think abt it: a group of super isolated students, learning ancient, dead languages doing rituals during the 80s which may i remind u was the peak of the american 'satanic panic' era. bunny fs would have been rlly fkn hated if he told anyone about what he knew abt the bacchanal and i feel like he knew that and literally wouldnt risk telling anyone unless he thought henry or someone was actually going to kill him. also julian wtf he played such a big part in this. i feel like he essentially manipulated and isolated the greek class into having the bacchanal most likely knowing that there would be some pretty severe consequences. and bc he islotaed them from the rest of the estudents AND STAFF at hampden they wouldnt be able to tell anyone, or no body would believe them. omg i could acc go on abt this. still havent written my notes down tho so yh this was a (very unplanned and messy) rant so soz but i truly hope u get what i mean!!
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aranrosta · 1 month
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Guys I’ve been eating like an absolute pig and put on 6kg..Wtf am I doing ( also why I haven’t been active for ages soz)
Someone give me harsh motivation in genuinely going crazy
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