#sparky thoughts

[sparkedblaze]

“those kids shouldnt say that shit it doesn’t make sense and it’s cringe”

AND????

TRENDS ARE DRIVEN BY TEENAGERS RN

LET TEENAGERS BE CRINGE

let teenagers say skibidi and gyatt and whatever the fuck else they wanna make up and cling to

teenagers deserve a space to still live their childhood before they have to become an adult.

teenagers deserve to still be kids.

[sparkedblaze]

Please do

I am the sad now

The audio for the accent trade video echoes and is p much unusable ;-;

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

[ghosted-jazz]

Did Cosmo and Wanda have a fairy Timmy back in the day? I hadn't watched A New Wish yet but iirc their relationship was strained by Timmy, I think because of the whole "no one aged for 50 years" thing in Timmy's Secret Wish. So would that mean Timmy messed up their marriage?

Yep! Timmy was Cosmo and Wanda's first fairy!

Cosmo and Wanda were newly weds with no support systems thus miserable enough to get their own fairy!

For the first few years, the three of them were perfect but Timmy overstayed his welcome, none of them wanting to lose this new family they created. Timmy used his magic to try and force a magic solution to make Cosmo and Wanda happy again, to varying levels of success.

New fairy management notices that Cosmo and Wanda seem to be getting more miserable despite having Timmy, so they get assigned a new fairy:

Chloe is here to fix all of Timmy's mistakes. But their happy little family isn't going to be separated so instead of being replaced, Timmy and Chloe end up as coworkers.

But even with two fairies, Cosmo and Wanda keep getting more miserable. With a fresh new set of eyes and someone to talk to, Timmy finally admits that the Fairywinkle-Cosmas might be better off without him since most of their conflict does seem to revolve around magic. So both Chloe and Timmy resign, erasing Cosmo's, Wanda's, Poof's Peri's and Sparky's memories of magic.

That day, the Fairywinkle-Cosma's pet goldfish, the one they got when they got their first house, dies. The whole family is very torn up about it, crying even though they don't know why they feel so strongly about losing this goldfish.

As for the whole 50 year time loop thing:

After granting that accidental wish, Timmy does not come clean about it for 50 years in fear of getting into trouble. A swap version of Timmy's Secret Wish does happen and undoes the time loop but yep, that wish absolutely contributed in the decline of their marriage. Not that Cosmo and Wanda would remember it anyways

[adventuretolkienlover]

So like, what if Sparkplug got upgraded and became the family dog or something? How do y'all feel about that idea? 👀✨

(Please do not repost this art without credit. Reblogs however are encouraged and appreciated!😁👍)

[sparkedblaze]

sometimes i wonder if anyone here read my cringe pjo fanfic in like 2013

but i’m honestly too scared to know

[bringmeahigherluv]

lers who are also very ticklish ..

[sparkedblaze]

Real

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

[kikker-oma]

⚡️THUNDER⚡️

@skyward-floored for you! You said you wanted Sky or Hyrule to feel pain, right?? Well, I hope this does something for you😈😉

Sorry this took so long, I've had so many ideas but so little time and, honestly, motivation lol

[holyblanchett]

If i speak ---

[m3anwhilee]

which brawler would start throwing popcorn everywhere over chicken jockey

[adventuretolkienlover]

More Sparky doodles coming soon peeps!🥳

[passionfruitmango]

Listen I named my rescue team Rocket in pokemon mystery dungeon and was a Pikachu with Chikorita as my partner, had the Jakks Pacific brand plushies of each of them and slept with them nightly, do not SPEAK to me about Chikorite, I have known Leafy since before the ROAR OF TIME

[sparkedblaze]

not starbucks shrinking our dress code so like 90% of what everyone wore cant be worn anymore

but thank gods we can choose between 10 of the ugliest shirts ive ever seen for them to send two of them to us for free!

[leohnoz]

Bad habit

[insert funny joke here im tired]

[sparkedblaze]

@caw-salem : Hey try and stay off 911 Tumblr so you don’t spoil it for yourself

Also them: *sends me 911 posts on the daily, carefully curating my dash for me even though I’m trying to not be on 911 tumblr*

BUDDIE + MY TOP TRACKS BY FOB [insp by @cal-kestis] I know this whole damn city thinks it needs you But not as much as I do, as much as I do

[smol-stardust]

Respectfully, your blorbo would NOT be drinking dark roast coffee mysteriously.

They’re trying to maximize their caffeine intake, not embrace a tragic, bitter life choice

They’re out here maximizing efficiency, chugging blonde roast at 3a.m. like it’s liquid gold because everyone knows dark roast has less caffeine.

Plotting their next move, and wondering why people ever thought dark roast was the 'strong' option.

They’re not about aesthetic, they’re about RESULTS.