i have more incorrect quotes and its the fruity four + the certified dilf and his traumatized husband
Miles: Man, traffic's a pain in the assssss.
Hobie: Daddy's home!
Gwen: Just call him Bayer, or Bear or something, Daddy is reserves for your mother to use.
Pav: I'm about to have one less girlfriend in a minute.
Miles: This food is too hot… I cant eat it.
Hobie: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.
Everyone at the table: silence
Gwen: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!
Pav: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER!
[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
Miles: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of… 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Hobie: You're in a prison cell :)
Gwen: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Hobie: You're in a prison cell with bars on it
Pav: I got a 1!
Hobie: You're in… a cube-shaped place.
Miles: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Hobie: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Gwen?
Gwen: Probably “road work ahead”.
Pav: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
Miles: Dammit, Hobie!
Hobie: What?! It wasn’t me!
Miles: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Gwen!
Gwen: Not me either.
Miles: Oh…Then who set the house on fire?
Pav: whistles
Miles: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Miles and Hobie, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Gwen: Our turn, Pav! One, two, three- vanilla!
Pav, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Gwen, about Miles: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group.
Hobie: Are we stealing them?
Pav: New or used?
Gwen: Wonderful responses, both of you.
Gwen: Just be yourself.
Hobie: 'Be myself'? Gwen, I have one day to win Miles over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Pav: Couple weeks.
Peter: Six months.
Miguel: Jury’s still out.
Hobie: See, Gwen?
Hobie: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
Miles: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Hobie: What if it bites me and it dies?
Gwen: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Hobie, learn to listen.
Pav: What if it bites itself and I die?
Peter: That’s voodoo.
Pav: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Hobie: That’s correlation, not causation.
Miguel: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Peter: That’s kinky.
Miles: Oh my God.
Miles: Bye Hobie! Bye Gwen! Bye Pav! Bye Peter! Bye Hobie!
Gwen: You said ‘bye Hobie’ twice.
Miles: I like Hobie~
Miles: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!
Pav: To the city?
Miles: Yeah, no matter what!
Peter: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?
Miles: I… I don't know!
Hobie: Oh come off it, be serious!
Miles: I am serious!
Hobie: You're insane!
Gwen: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!
Everyone:
Miles: What???
Gwen: Or maybe it was a basset hound!
Hobie, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!
Miles: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Gwen: 'Prettiest Smile'
Pav: 'Nicest Personality'
Miguel: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Peter: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Miles: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Hobie: Nope, absolutely not.
Gwen: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Pav: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Peter: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Miguel: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.
Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’
Miles: Thanks fam!
Hobie: oh no
Gwen: cries I love you too
Pav: Sounds fake but okay
Peter: A flustered mess
Miguel: can i get a refund
577 notes
·
View notes
Remember that moment in ITSV, when Miles first meets his world's Spider-Man and their spider senses do the thing?
The background behind Peter is as we'd expect; the classic red and blue.
But at first Miles' background is green and purple, two colors he's never associated with at all throughout the movie. As the moment goes on, it shifts to match Peter's.
We are literally watching Miles' fate change and the anomaly happen.
It's well established that the spider that bit him was not supposed to even be in that universe, meaning our Miles was supposed to be something else before it happened.
This isn't true for ITSV, but in every other version of Spider-Man, the main color scheme for the Prowler is green and purple.
Our Miles was supposed to become the next Prowler in his world. And the only reason he's not, is because of the original Prowler. Miles switched his fate with Earth-42 Miles.
91K notes
·
View notes
y'know, at first i was a bit disappointed they didn't change gwen's haircut for atsv because i thought that she would look cool with something new since her shaved side would be grown out... but then her hair was used perfectly to express her identity, specifically as a trans person.
throughout the movie, gwen struggles with feeling like she's not being true to herself, and says that it feels like her dad only know HALF of her. meanwhile, gwen's hair looks like this and if you spit a picture of her down the middle then you get one side that looks more like a boy and one that looks more like a girl.
not only that, but when gwen was hiding and isolating herself from her dad, her hair turned blue — meaning her currently pink hair turned blue when she was lying about who she is.
and then when gwen does finally start trying to talk about her feelings and express who she really is inside, this is what happens.
not only does her hair (as well as her bedroom) look reminiscent of the trans pride flag, but she's also mainly turned towards the right in this scene, showing off the longer side of her hair...
anyways, gwen stacy is a trans woman and it couldn't be more obvious.
25K notes
·
View notes