#splatoon 3 hacker

[artichao]

My first encounter with a Splatoon 3 hacker, lovingly edited by me :) <333

[probablybleedinggums]

Brinestone Hacker

[pandaglasses]

PSA: Hacker in Splatoon 3

I don't know if anyone on tumblr is on the r/splatoon or r/saltoon reddits, but there are posts of a hacker using a Splat Charger in Turf War, and it's extremely blatant.

Hitting impossibly long shots (with and without charging), hitting multiple players behind cover, unlimited ink, wider hitbox.

If you run into "Jared. aim", even if they are on your team, report them!

You can read more about it here.

[skyplayssplatoon3]

Caution: Known Hacker In Splatoon 3!

I have been seeing endless videos and clips, so if you run into a charger named "jared. aim", they are a confirmed hacker and it is best to either D/C from the match, or stay in the spawn launcher because you will not win that match by any means

[Video 1] [Video 2] [Video 3]

These are just a few of the recent videos!

As of typing this, I have no idea if they've finally been banned or not, but just keep an eye out in your games! The only real way to fight these guys is to not feed into their kill counts, because that's legit all they want out of this

[taffy-glitch]

ababababa off the hook (I cannot separate them) for the blorbingo:3

we LOVE cephalopod lesbians in this house <3 (pink for pearl green for marina)

[chrometikaink]

I believe in the sea urchin supremacy

This is my oc Rezz and he is a hot hacker man

[luxrayz64]

managing to finish splatoon 1 exactly where I left it (A- rank 💪💪💪) on my best winning streak yet

checking my daily log I was able to find the first time I ever played splatoon

the last time (before this year)

and my total playtime

[thingsmysplattershotjrtoldme]

Silly Twist Fits

[unprofessionalclownery]

i ❤️ making outfits

[plazainkfish]

[goosterbold]

here's our talksprites for splatoon's Grand Fest, since we didn't have guests on this time i figured why not give us outfits? since our whole gimmick is being dollar store knockoff idols, i figure we should wear knockoff grand fest outfits! Frankie (@friendlyfrankenstein) did color work over my initial sketches (see pics 3, 4, 5) based on this beautiful piece. Frankie had a really clear idea for this from beat one and his color work really made this shine! He's always fun to work with on designs like these :) The hardest part of this one was definitely painting the chrome top a la Frye, but I'm happy with how it turned out, thank you 'add glow' layer settings.

meanwhile the bug found a dog (shrimp?) harness at the dump and the rest is history (the text on it says 'aggressive', initially it said 'anxious' but i thought well why not lean into how aggressively i play splat). you can see me futzing with various hats and trying to figure out what to do with the bug, before I realized I really dug the Y2K look Deep Cut had, and I remembered I always thought the bugs' tiny sunglasses reminded me a little of Matthew Illiard in Hackers (1995), so why not lean into that too? When I showed this to the group chat, Puzz spotted it IMMEDIATELY and i was very happy, lol

[probablybleedinggums]

[dr-spectre]

Ranting about Salmon Run...

As someone who loves this mode and thinks it's the best multiplayer mode in Splatoon 3. The scale system in it is dogshit and needs to change in the next game. It's genuinely awful and terrible game design in my opinion.

In order to get scales you must encounter a King Salmonid, the amount of scales you get is determined by your current rank and if you win or lose. Now to even get to a King Salmonid, you must do several matches to increase the chance of encountering one. Guess how long each Salmon Run match is... 300 seconds/5 minutes. Actually it's a little bit longer than that because you have to take into account queuing times, the wait time at the start of the match and the 10 seconds you get to prepare in each round.

Let's say you need to do 5 matches to even encounter the King Salmonid, you have to go through a little over 25 to 30 MINUTES to get a CHANCE to fight the king. AND GUESS WHAT! EVEN IF THE ICON IS FULL! THERE'S STILL A CHANCE YOU WON'T EVEN GET TO FIGHT A KING!!! WHY!??!? WHY IS IT LIKE THAT!??! I WENT THROUGH 5 MATCHES WHEN THE BAR WAS FULL AND YET I DIDN'T ENCOUNTER A KING AT ALL!!!! IT WAS A GIANT WASTE OF TIME!!!!!! (aside from ability chunks i guess) I GOT OTHER GAMES TO PLAY!!!!!

This icon is a fucking lie, a god damn lie i tell you! Even if it's full, your other teammates have to have theirs full as well apparently. So.. YAY! AWESOME! ughhhh........

Now let's talk about when you actually get the scales, there's a very high chance you will get barely any scales because you lost and you're in a low rank, OR, you won't get a single gold scale for several Xtrawaves. Meaning you have to go through the process of building up the meter again and again AND AGAIN to get a chance to get a single fucking gold scale. Do you see the issue here? The insanely long grind? It's fucking horrible.

Oh yeah and by the way, the chance of you getting a gold scale gets higher when you're in a higher rank, however this becomes an issue when you realise that the higher ranks are REALLY REALLY hard and it's near impossible to make it to the Xtrawave unless you have an amazing team. So yeah, good luck trying to maintain a high rank and actually beat the King Salmonid to get a chance of getting a gold scale!!!!!!!

Man... This is giving me a god damn headache.

Now, let's talk about the rewards you get. I'm gonna come right out and say it, you are never EVER getting any of these rewards.

Unless you actually hack the game or you abandon every aspect of your life just to get a bunch of fucking pngs for your splashtag, you will never EVER EVER EVER GET THEM! They are flat out impossible and if you see someone have any of these, they are a hacker and need to get reported.

And the gear that people actually want, well... LOOK AT THIS!

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY 800 BRONZE SCALE ITEMS!??! WHY?!?!?! WHYYYY?!!?!? Sometimes in Xtrawaves you may not even get 10 OF THESE! SO WHY MAKE IT TO WHERE MOST OF THE GEAR PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT 800 GOD DAMN SCALES??!? If you got like 30 or 50 each time then maybe it would make sense, BUT NO! IT'S LIKE 5 TO 12!! WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have been playing this game since launch and i only have the Octoleet Armor. THAT IS IT! There is a difference between rewarding the player and just doing monotonous grinding.

I am glad that Splatoon doesn't do what other games do nowadays and just has microtransactions to skip through grinding and pay an insane fee for currency. But like... Overwatch 2 is less grindy than this, you can comfortably get skins in that game for characters you like just by doing challenges and playing a bit of the game every day, and that game has SKINS THAT COST 58 BUCKS AUD!

That's all i wanted to say, I'm getting a headache just typing this because my god man, this is just awful game design and a poor way of rewarding the player and keeping retention time. Truly awful.

[vgtrackbracket]

Video Game Track Bracket Round 3

Shark Bytes from Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion

vs.

Battle! (Cassiopeia) from Pokémon Scarlet/Violet

Propaganda under the cut. If you want your propaganda reblogged and added to future polls, please tag it as propaganda or otherwise indicate this!

Note: The propaganda contains spoilers for Pokémon Scarlet/Violet.

Shark Bytes:

unparrelelled, perfectly captures the feeling of fighting your way out of the evil testing facility. marinas vocals are everything to me.

Battle! (Cassiopeia):

LOVE MY TRANS SAPPHIC FURRY british HACKER PENNY‼️‼️

[ghostorbz]

Hyperfixation merge of the year

WELCOME TO UNDER THE (DEEP) CUT WHERE I SHOW UOU COOL BEHIND THE SCENES STUUFFFFFFF

I tried my best here to replicate the splatoon art style, I'm not sure if that really shows but I tried! Either way this was really fun, especially doing the shading on Deis hacker jacket. The tentacles were also very fun!!! I love drawing splatoon tentacles :3

When I had this idea I thought it woulldd be a good idea to have like image things AND IT HELPED A LOT!!! I tried making their outfits and stuff match them, this process took 2 hours,,, although I am VERY set on the weapon choices. They would all use these no doubt in my mind. 2B charger main canon and you cannot convince me otherwise!!!!

You might be thinking where my drawing of 2B and Hank are since I have references of them, so here it is in an unfinished state. I didn't have the energy to finish it as the first drawing took 5 FUCKING HOURS,,,

2B looks very cunty. At first Hank looked cunty it was so so bad,,,

Here's cunt inkling Hank aand Sanford with his eyes showing more, look how cutie pie he is :3

I had SO much issue with Hanks tentacles. I mentally debated giving him tentacles for over 30 minutes. Ultimately deciding to give him them but it didn't look right,,, I might not even finish the second drawing anyway though

Here's some more screenshots I took whole drawing, if you're wondering I was watching lavendertownes creepydrawsta series and a video playlist of every deep cut song!

[splatsvilles-fashionista]

Splatoon 3 Fashion Challenge - Week 49: Chill Season 2023 Sendoff Special!

Oh wow, it's been a bit since we did one of these, huh? We've been busy lately. Fresh Season 2024 may just have started, but we've yet to wave goodbye to Chill Season 2023, and I don't know how other people feel about it but this was my favourite Catalog to date?

Anyway, for this fashion challenge, you must build an outfit around any one (or more) pieces of gear that were introduced in this season, and that means both the Catalog as well as the monthly Salmon Run rewards. As such, your choices are:

Meetcha Mask

Rugby Fleece

E-JECT 30VV

Clue-Detecting Cap

Tenured Turtleneck

Tricolor Boaties

Flounder Flap Cap

Barazushi Liner Shell

Buckle-Down Boots

Vintage Biker Cap

Deepsea Tangle Top

Annaki Tuff Duffel

Anglerfish Knit

Barazushi Peacoat

Spiked Duck Boots

Fuzzly Sweater

3D Glasses

Hacker Jacket

Trevally Derby Rollers

As a reminder, you don't have to use only gear from this list, but you must include at least one, and I want it to be centerpiece of your outfit. Good luck, folks, you've got until monday!

Rules:

Put together an outfit of any kind that you feel matches this week’s theme. Be sure to give it a name, as well!

Send it to me via ask or submission, please don’t add it to a reblog, that makes it very easy to miss! Also, please make it clear that it is a submission for the challenge and not just a regular submission.

Only one outfit per person! You can submit multiple photos of that single outfit, though.

Please include the gear you picked in the submission. It makes my life just a touch easier!  

The outfit should be submitted before Monday morning, as I will pick my favourite submissions to feature on Monday evening.