#spoiler alert: i did not

[paracawsal]

it’s cute how I thought I was gonna work on this

[jeonqkooks]

.

[xshinina]

*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

[just-french-me-up]

me lying to myself, clicking on the mark for later button on AO3 : i will be back for you baby, i will be back for you I promise

[heartshakerz]

thinking about the time i told my crush i loved fall out boy too and now american beauty/american psycho is in my top 20 albums of all time…

[peipurr]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

[sleepsucks]

[amazingdeadfish]

(Explosion Noises)

[t00thpasteface]

my arcade/king blackout wedding fic is DONE and since it takes place the morning after, i wanted to treat everyone to this flattering snapshot of what i left out. read the fic here:

"someone dishonoring their marriage vows? NOT IN VEGAS!"

[jamietwat]

Jamie would 100% make Roy a dating app profile sometime after the Keeley rejecting both of them thing to try to help him move on and meet people when clearly he’s refusing to get back out there organically and he’d think he’s being so helpful and generous and the best wingman ever. He’d handpick what he considers the sexiest pictures he can find and put a bunch of shit Roy would never say thinking he’s being accurate and helpful and not even taking the clear opportunity to make a joke account to embarrass him or anything when he easily could have just made fun of him and chosen the worst pictures possible instead

And then he would be SO offended when it doesn’t go well when Roy finds out about it and is not properly appreciative at all

Roy thinks it’s Jamie’s account when he starts showing Roy girls like what do you think of her and asking him way too many questions when Roy has no interest in participating and has no idea why the fuck Jamie seems incapable of swiping without trying to get Roy’s opinions first. Meanwhile, Roy’s giving one word answers at first and then increasingly trying to brush him off when he doesn’t stop and then he’s just flat out like “Choose your own dates and leave me the fuck out of it” and Jamie’s like “Nah, this is your account. You should have a say” and instead of being grateful and appreciative and thanking Jamie for being oh so generous with his time and energy, Roy just scowls at him and growls out “You did not make a fucking Tinder profile for me” and Jamie just smirks and decides now is not the right moment yet to mention that he actually made him accounts on like three different apps because he wasn’t sure which Roy would like best

Roy barks at him to delete it and Jamie’s all whiny like “Come on, I spent a lot of time on these and you haven’t even considered it. Plus, even if you’re not ready to date someone yet, you’d still be less miserable to be around if you at least found someone to shag in the meantime”

And Roy’s like “Delete it. I don’t want a fucking Tinder profile.” And Jamie looks at him confused for a moment and then seems to have an epiphany as he goes “Oh, do you want a Grindr one instead? Hold on a second” and he flips to a different app and Roy’s too busy being baffled by the fact that Grindr is already on Jamie’s phone and that he’s having to sign out of his own account to try to make one for Roy to even stop him before he’s already trying to sign up for a new account and Roy goes “That’s not what I meant. I don’t want any dating app”

And Jamie pauses his typing and turns and looks at him so skeptically and so judgily and suddenly somehow Roy is trying to fight for his life trying to defend why he’s not looking for some random stranger to date or fuck around with

[platinum-roulette]

Pretty boy

[pizzaqueen]

half as much

Wrote a fic inspired by this beautiful art by @bpillustrated Rated T / 1.8k

It’s a good night. The air is warm, the beer is cold, and the sky above is clear, stars twinkling like they have something to prove.

Steve rests his elbows on his knees and sucks in a deep breath, letting the scent of summer fill his nose; the backyard is bathed in moonlight, looking familiar and different, all at once, from his vantage point on the roof. He used to climb out here with Tommy when they were kids, but he hasn’t done it in ages.

It’s nice, though, sitting up here, sharing beer and cigarettes with Eddie, stars shining over them. It’s the kind of night that could easily make Steve start wishing for things that make him feel… Weird.

“Hey!” Eddie nudges Steve, pointing up at the sky with his cigarette. “Shooting star!” He blinks, eyes narrowing. “Or maybe a plane, I don’t know.”

“Oh, yeah, plane, star, no differences at all.”

“Or maybe aliens,” Eddie adds, ignoring Steve. “We should still make wishes, just in case.” A lazy grin spreads over his face, his eyes soft and dark as he looks at Steve. “Close your eyes.”

A wish. The last thing Steve needs tonight. But he closes his eyes all the same, wishes coming too easily, the first that he could have this every night. Or, not this exactly, but being with Eddie. More and more, all Steve wants to do is hang out with him. Be near him. There’s something about him, and the way being with him makes Steve feel—he wishes it was like this with the girls he’s been dating lately.

Steve’s brow furrows. That’s the kind of weird thing he was trying to avoid thinking about. But Eddie does stuff that gets him mixed up. Like when he made them dinner the other week. It was only spaghetti, but it made Steve want.

Steve sighs. It’s the kind of night that makes him wish Eddie were a girl, so they could—

No. It’s not going to happen. It can’t.

Read the rest on AO3

[grapecaseschoices]

so i'm leaning toward briala-celene [ugh] or public truce*. but i wanted to know ...

*I've been reading posts/articles that state that public truce isn't best long run ... but it isn't like the inquisitor would KNOW that.

[hyunjaewifesworld]

!!SPOILER!!

The fact that Han Yoojin has a mole on his thigh is something I never expected to appear in the novel. It's like Geonseo-nim is trying to add more facts about how beautiful Yujin really is

[nuclearanomaly]

Bookshop AU - The All Saint's Party Incident: Outfits

[channnel]

Since I posted my old drawing of mdhm (that and I haven't posted for a while), might as well post my very first drawing of it.

Featuring old art #2, Alan looked so different in my old art style, Claude doesn't have arms, and Jules looks like Jules.