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[wolftheghost]

my sister: are you a cooker or a knob?

me, sadly: a knob

[thatonebjp]

Another Magic card I saw in a dream and couldn't stop thinking about.

What is "an event occurring"? Well, in my dream when I played this card in Arena, it gave me like a thousand different options of things to happen. The only one I remember is making three 6/6 creature tokens. So yeah, it's a pretty strong card.

Even in my dream I knew it was busted, so much so that I woke up in the dream and, in the outer layer of the dream immediately went to look up if that card was actually real, which it still was.

[sleepinghellokitty]

Keeping Up with Nekoma pt.8

That one time the power got cut off across the city

Kenma: haha that was so funny, send tweet Lev: are you being sarcastic? Kenma: always. I usually use an emoji to cover it up Lev: that's it! I'm blocking you! you don't exist to me anymore!! ... (meanwhile in the next room over) Kuroo: their losing it yaku! Yaku: *they're Kuroo: Kuroo: did you just correct me irl yaku..? Yaku: *goes offline Kuroo:😨 *utter disbelief*

[destinationtoast]

no worries/pressure if not, but any snippets from future chapters of cyrano you'd want to share?

Ooh, sure! I just sent off the latest chapter for beta feedback, and I'm excited about it and happy to share. :D

Here's how the forthcoming chapter 3 of Not Exactly Cyrano opens...

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Jamie, the text message reads.  Good news - I’m in town today, and I want to see you!  Meet me at Le Chat Cache at 7pm?  My phone’s about to die, unfortunately, so I just hope you can make it!!  Xoxo Mum

He’s been staring at the message all day, wondering about what could have possibly brought his mother all the way to London. (Roy doesn’t yell at him once for not paying attention during Beard’s post-match analysis, though; he seems distracted himself—presumably because he’s gotten Keeley’s letter.)  All Jamie can come up with is that she wants to tell him in person that she and Simon are finally getting married.   Which would be mint, but he’s shocked that Ms. “If I’m traveling for that long I’m bloody well going somewhere outside of England, love” would finally visit Richmond, even for that.

He’ll go meet her, of course.  But it’s shit luck that it’s happening right at the same time that he was planning to eavesdrop on Roy and Keeley as they meet up.  Jamie feels relief knowing that the meeting is going to happen, that he won’t lie awake any more nights dreading it and everything that will have to change afterward.  But he wishes he could be there to hear his letter-writing plan come together, and to at least feel the pride in a play well executed.  

Instead, he’ll have dinner with Mummy.  Maybe that’s for the best; being with her always cheers him up.

(He briefly wonders whether he can convince her to go eavesdrop with him, but reluctantly dismisses the idea… the restaurant is too far from the cafe, and they’d probably miss all the good parts.)

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When he enters the restaurant and sees Roy and Keeley sitting at a table, he freezes, thinking he came to the wrong place after all.  But no, this is Le Chat Caché.  

“Where’s Mummy?” he asks, trying to figure out how his mother managed to summon both Roy and Keeley; he’s pretty sure she’s never had Roy’s number.  He hasn’t told her about shagging Roy, because it’s just temporary.

“She’s not here,” Keeley says.  “Come join us.”  She pats the chair next to her, across from Roy.  She looks unusually serious. (He looks usually serious.)

 “Is she okay?”  Maybe whatever is up with Mummy is scarier than he thought.

“Chrissakes,” Roy grits out.  “We’re your mummy.”

[spite-and-waffles]

YOU GUYS. There's a Tintin spoof in Teen Titans Spotlight #11!

It's Spotlight on Brotherhood of Evil. Warp teleports himself, Brain, Mallah, Phobia out of a shoot-out in France and accidentally get transported to an alternate universe. Getting hit by one of the assassin's lasers had scrambled Warp's brain and he now he can't remember how to get back. Before they can work the problem, they immediately get caught in a kerfuffle between some weird mutant people and a redhead riding a wolf. They manage to dispatch the mutant people in short order.

It's Captain Haddock and Professor Calculus!

Apparently, in this world, things went pear-shaped after Explorers On The Moon.

The moon landing year given is the same one as when the story first started being published in serialised form, a full 14 years before the real moon landing happened. I find it interesting that Herge very deliberately left out any fantastical or impossibly sci-fi elements, making what was a futuristic story for its time feel incredibly grounded in reality, but this comic takes an international intrigue plot and goes entirely bananas.

SNOWY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU

GENERAL RASTAPOPuOULOS!

Tintin & The Mad Max Fury Road!

The Brotherhood decide to help out just to survive and steal the tech they need to unscramble Warp's powers from the Ark to get home. With Brain and Mallah leading the show, Tin and the freedom fighters take the citadel and bitchslap Rastapopoulos. Predictably, he tries to pull a Lex Luthor on Tin.

Apparently villains hate listening to other villains monologuing.

They're reunited with Professor Calculus. Aww.

Mallah's reaction to self-sacrificing heroic bullshit is so funny. And relatable tbh. 😂

When everything's done and dusted it turns out the whole thing was orchestrated by Dr. Mist with the help of French intelligence as a social experiment or something. Neat twist, but meh.

Incidentally I pity everyone who didn't grow up reading the Tintin comics. It's truly a timeless, all-ages series with no pandering or infantilization. Explorers is my favourite book after Red Rackham's Treasure. It's art and writing calibre is a stark contrast with this pulpy '80s DC comic. Though ngl, I missed seeing Thompson and Thomson.

[smile-files]

i've gotten 50 billion spam texts that think my name is ryan. somewhere, on the other side of the world, there must be someone named ryan getting 50 billion spam texts that think their name is ellie. one day, we shall meet, and fall in love, and block all of those spam numbers together

[dailyrickastley]

x

[spoofthespoofer]

Based on true events.

@reconfreddy cares so much about about our sibling bonding™️ time.

[the-indie-owl]

Just watched "Tarzoon: Shame of The Jungle" and it just took me to realize that I was actually watching Brian Doyle Murray's first animated role before he became the Terrifying Pirate Ghost that haunts the Ocean decades later...

[autistic-shaiapouf]

Happy birthday!! 🫶🫶 I hope you’re having a good day :] I have a butterfly boy to give you for the occasion and I wasn’t sure how to send him so I figured I’ll just slap him in your inbox

He’s both a birthday gift and just a way to say I really appreciate you and your continued support :> it’s been wonderful having a friend who’s just as crazy insane about ants as me, but also one who always uplifts me and my work! I can’t think of another time I felt so accepted in a fandom and a lot of it is thanks to you 💕

Here’s your boy! He loves you very much <3

Raven you literally did not have to go this hard for this art!!!! I love it so much!!!!! 🥺😭💖💖💖 I almost started tearing up in public when I saw this sjjddk the caa fundamentally changed who I am as a person and it's just strange to me to see it so consistently highly rated but not seeing people talk about it constantly in the tags, so needless to say I'm ALSO super happy to have an ant friend 😭 ESPECIALLY someone who also has Thoughts on pouf since so many people didn't like him, he is just The Guy Ever to me and I'm so so glad you also see it,, must also say that the more I see meruem the funnier he gets, he is so point blank and blunt and the more he just Says Things the more I lose my mind jshdjfhd thank you so much for the boy I am setting him as my phone background as we speak, ants fully rewired my brain and I'm so glad to have someone else to talk about it with + I'm so glad to be a part of you feeling so accepted within the hxh fanbase 😭💕

As for my day, it was pretty good! I went to a state park and got to hang around outside and hike for a few hours, and it's REALLY making me wanna look more formally into a conservation career 😫 I nearly got rained out in the end but it was still a gorgeous day to head out!

[sunny-daysss]

Why are people so mean for no reason :/

[calamitouscynic]

you know.

the only phishing emails I have ever fallen for are the stupid test one my workplace sends out to catch us slipping.

the actual legit ones?? I catch those.

[carriershoukaku]

i feel like i've never cared about markiplier or jacksepticeye that much because i'm not heterosexual

[shironezuninja]

The schadenfreude side of me feels so pleasingly smug that many fellow Millennials and the OG Mirage TMNT is older than Deadpool. But I’m also very proud of Ryan Reynolds for honoring our childhood with his humor.

[sendou-shiki]

“Is this …… the correct size ……?💦”

こ、これ……サイズ合ってる……？💦

Her name is Noelle, a white tiger🐯🤍It is one of my OC's!

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