#spooky month o

[ask-the-fred-boy]

Am I the asshole for pranking my substitute teacher?

I, 15m, was walking to class one day with my friends, (15 f) (16m) when I noticed that my teacher was not there. It was a Sub and like look I'm not gonna assume but she looked liked those prissy subs you see in cartoons so. Already not off to a good start. So I arrive to class with my friends, and my friend 16 m is just like ‘oh shit’. Turns out the sub is his aunt! Funny how that works. Also his family is. Not good. Like there's three good people in his immediate family and one of them is a seven year old. So anyways I arrive and she gives me a look that is crustier than her. Overused eyeshadow. So anyways I sit down and IMMEDIATELY she calls me bacl up. I am like, okay, what’s the matter do you need smth or and am jsut very confused. She tells me that my arm is "indecent" (I should also add I have a prosthetic). So like. How do I process this. Like I was honestly kinda taken aback bc holy shit she just said that. To a whole--ass 14 year old too. Like cmon you can’t just tell somebody they’re indecent for like literally doing nothing to you and simply not having an arm what the hell. so she tells me to go grab a jacket or smth from my locker. This is where I get the idea. So I have a friend, who looks almost identical to me, and really the only way to tell us apart I the fact that we have different eye colors, and he has both arms. So, rather than listen to her, I decide to have a little fun. I mean if she’s going to make this hour miserable for me the least I can do is try to make it somewhat enjoyable. so I go to my friends classroom (I was his teacher’s favorite last year when I had him :>) and his teacher is cool with him coming and being me for a bit. So we go, switch outfits, he gets my flannel, and then he goes back to class instead of me. This is where the fun begins! So he wrrives, and she doesn’t notice anything for like five minutes. So it gets hot out and he takes off my jacket (seriously did she expect me to wear that the whole time???) and THATS when she notices that he is not, in fact, me. Meanwhile. I am getting FREE Fritos bc I am hungry. So while my friend plays dumb ya boi got his prosthetic stuck in the vending machine (again) (the janitor at my school is thrilled I think that he has to do this at least three times a week (he is not)) So anyways while my friend is being all gaslight gatekeeper girlboss and convincing her that he never had a metal arm I shoot him a text saying that it’s time to switch. Back. Keep in mind I don't even have the prosthetic now. we switch outfits and I go back to my first hour. Sub is now EVEN MORE CONFUSED and I continue my gaslight gatekeep girlbossing. she’s like ‘just a minute ago you had both arms where did that go’ and I’m like ‘wdym I never had that I think you need to get your eyes checked :>’. She is fuming btw :>. So we continue to swap every so often and by the time first period was over this woman was about to blow a gasket. At some point I brought the Fritos to class and was just snackin instead of working. Somehow she noticed the arm but not this (I think she might actually need her eyes checked) like. Not even when I threw one at my 15 f friend. Also, I gave my other friends teacher a play by play and he was amused by my shenanigans :>. Am I the asshole?

[hauntedautumnwhispers]

getting closer everyday

[9uicks]

Mornings like this>>>

☕ ✩°｡⋆⸜ 🎧✮ 🕸️ ·:¨༺ ♱✮♱ ༻¨:· 🍁🍂 🎃🍂🍁⋆⁺₊❅.

[from-the-gray-spaces]

27 days until the first day of Autumn ❤️ FOLLOW ME ❤️

[squid-inkss]

It’s spooky season 🧡🖤

[essentially-existential]

“What do you want when this is all over? You’re worth more than what you can give to other people. You deserve love, too.”

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, 2020

[spookycutenight]

Ghostly lullabies. 🎃👻

[m4ry4mblog]

[apologistgirl]

I don't mind being alone. I guess I'm kind of like my dad in that way.

bella swan, who?

[thathalloweenyfeeling]

Halloween Night 2023

[todayontumblr]

Tuesday, October 31.

Happy Halloween.

It is finally here. This morning, you have sprung from your coffins and crossed another day from your Freddy Krueger Official 2023 Calendar. You can scarcely believe your eyes.

Well, y'all have waited long enough—an entire year, no less. Spooky things come to those who wait, and things do not get much spookier than today: Tuesday, October 31. Otherwise known as #halloween. It is the pinnacle of the pumpkin era, the creepy cherry upon our haunted cake, and the reason for the season—that season being the spooky season. Tumblr's most wonderful time of the year.

To celebrate, we will be enjoying the fruits of your bountiful seasonal plunder across the dashboard. And, as we do so, we will be dressed in this year's costume of choice, the height of Halloween fashion: Normal Human Man.

Happy Halloween. Love, Tumblr x

[thoselovelythings]

[kyaraben-time]

Source: ayano.adsh on Instagram

[beatendeadcourier]

I'm always plagued by images of him

I NEED to beat his ass [lovely] <3

[frankenisms]

frankenstein jackolantern my mom made in 1997

[maxfosterstudio]

"I fear NOTHING day or night, except a strong breeze to make me sway 💅🍂✨"

He's so silly your honor i love hiimm