#square you fools!!!

[queernoctis]

But, baby, please, I just need someone to hold me

Even though you don't even know me

[sing-you-fools]

thinking about Good Omens 2. and stories, and the shape of them, and Terry Pratchett and his themes. and something clicked.

Aziraphale is cackling.

it's not just the ball. he spends the entire season trying to force the story into a shape it's not, and everyone suffers for it.

i've seen some less than charitable takes on Crowley's actions and they all ignore how much Crowley did try to talk to Aziraphale, did try to ask Aziraphale questions, did try to help, only to be ignored or brushed off. because his questions, his offers, they didn’t fit with the story Aziraphale was telling himself.

quiet, gentle, and romantic. it was, if you're our favorite Angel - right up until the end, at least. because he decided that's the story he was in. from the very beginning, he's off in la-la land, living out this romcom with a cute little mystery wrapped up in it, completely ignoring what's actually going on around him. i'll set Nina and Maggie up! (completely ignoring that Nina tells him she has a partner, and at that point, he has no reason to think she's anything less than happy.) i'll take ~our~ car to go do investigate this silly little mystery (he's not taking it even a little bit seriously!) while you stay here and run the bookshop and it will be so quaint and domestic! soon we'll dance and confess our feelings that we obviously share because we're already so clearly a couple we just need to finally say it!

Crowley knows the entire time that they're in a horror story but Aziraphale ignores every attempt he makes to point that out because it doesn't fit the story he decided he's in the middle of.

he brushes off Crowley's concerns and questions - his QUESTIONS! - like they're nothing. he doesn't want to see it, so he doesn't. and Crowley should have told him more?

why would he?

when you are CLEARLY in distress and it's being BLATANTLY AND WILLFULLY IGNORED, what the fuck are you supposed to do? "Crowley didn't comminicate" well okay if I were having a panic attack about something and my husband completely ignored it, chattering on about our dinner plans or whatever, that wouldn’t exactly make me want to open up about what was wrong! that would send the very fucking clear signal that he didn't want to know!

words aren't the only way we communicate and Crowley's body language, the entire season, is that of someone who is living in a horror story, knows he's living in a horror story, and is fucking terrified. if Aziraphale were paying any attention to Crowley instead of focusing all his energy trying to set things up just so for the big climax of his love story, he would know something major was wrong.

why would Crowley have told him how cruel Gabriel was about the execution when Aziraphale's already so thoroughly convinced that heaven is pure and good and has shown over and over through the millennia that he's not really open to considering that it can be cruel!

just look at them at the dance. Crowley freaking out because there's a horde of demons out there and Aziraphale giggling as they go to dance. that's the whole season!

you know who Crowley reminds me of this season?

he's watching helplessly and with increasing levels of distress as Aziraphale shoves every plot point into the romcom hole even though it's obviously not remotely romcom shaped! and i'm sick of people saying he was abusive because he raises his voice about it a few times!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

It's gonna be my BIRTHDAY soon and I really need to rustle up some CASH so if u feel like this blog has made your life MEASURABLY WORSE (or just weirder) over the past year, perchance consider tipping your town fool? THANK YOU (kofi / paypal)

[wordfather]

i feel like we should go back to public shaming. we should start throwing tomatos at people again. im itching to point and laugh. i wanna boo so bad

[u3pxx]

there's been this neat little thing going on in aatwt where you redraw/edit yourself using one of the aa characters, luckily, i know a gal who looks incredibly similar to me wheezes. much like rei, i'm also a disaster god bless

silly stuff under the cut!

ft. anime glasses and ach, fraulein!! they put me on the court record!!!

[miutonium]

I just want an excuse to post my picture lol I think we make the worst couple 🥰🥰🥰 i am going to take the house and the kids 🥰🥰🥰

Also optional couple picture undercut lmao

Asukatonium real okay goodnight mimimimimi

[traggalicious]

Yall remeber when i mentions sol and lorelei’s kid? Yeah this is him <333 will draw him more later just wanted to get a design set

[bmpmp3]

i love when im reading a "reverse harem" type shoujo manga and they do that thing where instead of everyone falling for the main character in the pilot or right when they're introduced, each boy falls slowly over the course of the plot. like ur waiting like okay which boy will be caught this time. who is next

[sunny-clover]

Yoooo i finally put my Rise poster on the wall!!!

And as a bonus, my other mounted posters

I got this one yesterday for my birthday— funny story, I almost bought it a couple weeks ago but then didn’t.

Oh and I’m hoping to get a Mutant Mayhem because I have the PERFECT spot for it see

[rad-roche]

oh my god it's INCREDIBLE

[snekdood]

i just kinda feel like if you asked ram he'd tell you he doesnt rly give a huge fuck about all this like yall do lmao

[animentality]

i cant believe im gaining followers for being pathetic and desperate.

this is super weird.

you like pathetic and desperate little men?

[aeide-thea]

the thing abt the internet is that like. sometimes people will think you're great and you'll think they're great too but you'll also think, would that still be true for you if i let you in on all the not-great bits that i don't show the internet bc i'm ashamed of them!

and of course that's literally always how relationships work—eventually you show them those bits and either they embrace those too or it's a dealbreaker! but when you've let the still-only-partial intimacy become loadbearing in its tadpole state bc internet time is weird... much higher stakes... :/

[mildmayfoxe]

i have such such great respect for quilters because that couldn’t be me. it’s so fiddly & time intensive and if i had to make anything bigger than a coaster or a pot holder, quilted, i think i would die. i wish it could be me but i simply could not

[kakusu-shipping]

I am shoving Kubo, my best friend Kubo, so hard into his crush Yoshii on his birthday you cannot stop me he cannot stop me nothing will stop me

I’m a Great Wingman

[insomtiny]

feeling myself take physical damage everytime i have to reject astarion