#squishy thoughts

[squishycheekanon]

If there was ever a song to describe John Price it would be this…

I mean just listen to the lyrics..

“For there's no one as burly and brawny. As you see I've got biceps to spare. Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny. (That's right!). And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair.”

“As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating.”

“So I'm roughly the size of a barge.”

“Then goes tromping around wearing boots.”

“No one's neck's as incredibly thick as John Price. For there's no man in town half as manly.”

“You can ask any Gaz, Soap or Ghost. And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on.”

[squishablesunbeam]

I'm too tired to write it but I'm having thoughts of Jesse and Mark hopping in the truck and driving out to the edge of town so they can sit in the truck bed to watch the fireworks popping off over the city.

The truck all piled with blankets and pillows and Jesse holding a big thermos of hot chocolate in his hands to keep him warm. Maybe they brought a few of the dogs along and they're all curled up around them, resting their heavy heads against their legs. They're too far away from the noise to bother the pups but Cami keeps a diligent watch over them anyway.

Mark would talk about how happy he is that this year brought Jesse into his life and he would ask Jesse what he wants to see in the new year.

Jesse would like to go to a movie theater, maybe see the beach and touch the ocean, he tells Mark again that he doesn't care if he has to wear a collar, that he just wants to feel safe.

Jesse stops talking and gasps in awe every single time a random firework goes off and brightens the midnight sky.

They chat about their little life and hopes and dreams for the future and it's adorable 🥰

Just thought I'd share!

Happy New Year all you lovely people!! From the little family that lives in my head to yours!!!

[mybrainissquishy]

I think Saiyans twitch a lot when they dream. Like when you watch a dog or a cat taking a nap, and they start dreaming and you see em just MOVIN

[dreemurr-skelememer]

i missed star sans poly week and dont have much time or energy to work on a proper piece (maybe later) so!!!!

[peachsayshi]

imagine peeking into the living room and finding satoru on the couch with his four year old on his lap. the two of them are both staring with the same blue eyes at the television, watching an animated movie. satoru's chin is resting on his child's head, and you can see their small hands gripping their father's forearms.

it's a touching scene that's playing out on the screen, you can tell by the moving dialogue and music in the background. but you can't help but hide a smile watching your lover and child mirror the same expression.

teary, wide eyes; bottom lip tucked between their teeth; cheeks tinted in pink as they both breathe in sync.

when your baby sniffles you notice satoru squeeze them a little tighter; and it's enough to make your heart burst on the spot.

[lovereadandwrite]

it’s funny because they barely lasted half an hour👹💉

[piercethedoll]

break my hearts

[squidthesquidd]

maybeee 👉👈 squishy baby megatron? specifically tfp megs?

ye s YESHSGAHAGA DO YOU UNDERTSNAD. DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW INSANE I AM ABT THIS FUCKING GUY. HE MAKES ME INSANE

tfp megatron is what got me INTO transformers. i saw this shark bucket looking fuvker and was IMMEDIATELY ATTACHED. hes so diseased I LOVE HIM

HES THE REASOM IM INSANE ABT EVERY MEGATRON EVER. FUCKING EVER

yeah ive never mentioned the mental illness i have about megatron, but if you saw my secret reblogging blog where i reblog thibgs i like? youd understand. its 90% megatron. i think abt him every day.

i need to maul bite shake him around like a dog toy i want to put him in a little box and feed him apples i want to grip him squeeze him i need to im goinh insane !!! t. ebshgrvgegegbebeBSBSBEBBDVEH we have four fuckinh fictive introjects of megatron, two of which are currently watching me type this and judging me profusely

okay im normal now :] (lying)

[st-hedge]

It wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card that I’d draw V again. Anyway I’ll go ahead ramble in the tags

[pixlokita]

Silly stuff whilst playing with art stuff

[scatterbrainedbot]

Hello :D

You're so cool

Anyway have you thought that in your rat sons au Splinter might outlive the boys?

You're very cool :D love your stuff dude

(tw for some blood, light gore, implied overdose (kinda??))

hi copper!!! this is a fantastic question!

so obviously typical irl rats have far shorter lifespans than the average irl tortoise. according to google (yes, be awed by my spectacularly in-depth wealth of research) the average pet rat lives between 2-4 years ish, and the oldest on record lived to be about 7. meanwhile, an African spurred tortoise (Splinter's species) averages more around a 50ish year lifespan in captivity, tho is suspected to possibly exceed 75 or more in the wild.

Now, the mutation does give us a lot of wiggle room for playing with these numbers. For the rat sons boys, id say their natural lifespan probably clocks in at about 45-55 years old? definitely not old by human standards, but not young young either. (though, its also important to note that the boys were exposed to the mutagen just days after being born.)

For Splinter, meanwhile, aging is slightly more complicated. He lived the vast majority of his life as a regular normal African spurred tortoise (well, non-mutated at least. there were perhaps some shenanigans of a more mystical variety going on before he was mutated, but thats a separate matter) He was about 70ish i think? when the boys were born and they were all exposed to the mutagen. so he is already distinctly an old man turtle papa. id guess he'd probably still have another eh lets say 25-30 years after his mutation. he could probably push it a little farther even with some mystic nonsense, but when push comes to shove id say his 'natural' post-mutation lifespan would put his death like a solid decade or two before his sons.

of course, the tricky part of the matter is that theres no way for Splinter to know any of this. theres no way for him to know how the mutation affected them all, or if it even affected them all in the same way. especially since the boys dont show many physical signs of mutation for the first few years, and just kinda look like normal rats, (albeit with a more human sort of intelligence) — what sort of health standard do you hold them to? what if they simply dont show external signs of sickness or old age anymore? how do you actually know if something is wrong?

for a while there Splinter is very worried that one of his babies will just essentially reach the end of their normal rat lifespan, fall and not get up again.

so mostly, he just tries to live in the moment, enjoying whatever time he does have with his little ones, taking each day as a gift <3

still,

that fear

never

really

goes

away.....

[squishycheekanon]

My head is so dumb honestly…I want to write Limerence part seven so desperately to progress and move on with the story but then price just like keeps popping up and now I want to write so many part twos of stuff and and and I need to fucking sleep cause I’m ill and I’ve got work early in the morning…..if only the brain had an off button, it would make things so much easier!

[leclerced]

giving us the shots we want

[squishydem0ns]

Alastor with sunglasses looks so out of place wtf

[turtleblogatlast]

Man I wish we got more of the turtle tots especially their “slightly older turtle tots” designs, because they are so cute

[witchofthesouls]

Ultron so small cue cybertronians mistaking him for a sparkling and tryin to adopt him

Soundwave would be the fastest to swipe him i think

Ultron is more like a hotspot mech off the Forge rather than a fresh newspark. He's naive but an adult with limited experience.

Tony Stark, however, will give so many Cybertronians coniption fits because SPARKLING! THERE'S A SPARKLING!! WHO LET THE SPARKLING ON THEIR OWN!?!?!

Soundwave will have stiff competition with Blaster, other Seekerkin on both sides, and Prime.

It's because of how Cybertronians communicate with each other. Newsparks have an EM field that's very simple with few subharmonics, so it's their equivalent of a newborn smiling to other humans.

Tony, with a reactor in his chest, emits that.

Hence, the kidnapping spree.