#stinky bbgs

[ivrxquack]

They definitely stink when it’s cold and it’s even worse in the summer but it’s ok cause they’re my stinky wittle kittens

[soyverjn]

i think as a fandom we deserve chuuya in a dress

[monsterrous-arts]

Hi. Haven't posted here in gods know how long. But I did a thing I wanted to share here ig.

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This isn't a ship thing I just hc that Anti purrs if you pet/rub his ears or scratch behind them because yes he may be a demon that looks like a crusty 30 year old man but also no he's not he is a cat. So. Self indulgent wholesome bullshit. Yippee.

[fortyfive-forty]

Can i ask for Andy and Elena for the blorbo bingo 😊

i tried to chose minimally based on strongest vibes bc i feel like a lot of the squares could have applied :’)

andy:

lena:

[peachcandraw]

in 5 days she will have to start paying taxes (she will be 3)

[papiliotao]

YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER!! this is for scientific research… i swear,,,

that one pretty anemo boy with a dead friend (very descriptive hehehe… it definitely only applies to one character!!!)

read the tags

[heartfullofleeches]

I think V is stinky and all but a cage? Shiiii lock me up bbg I'm already inside.

This is all it takes for the greasy rat man to win you over?

[htchsdju]

Nuh uh

Small sketch of this stinky bbg

[eggydaxy]

Bbg coded old stinky men

[c-sharpp]

I decided to make the stupid, ugly, stinky, unhygienic, angry, obnoxious, unhinged, arrogant, selfish, jealous, judgemental, bratty, thoughtless, walking red flag that we like to call Jack Merridew.

(He's so bbg, I love him sm 💕)

[seahagart]

Anon that asked and gave ideas for galexdrífta here! first of all thank you so much for considering my ideas and take all the time to make any of them if thats whatyou want ! Im just here supporting you and your beautiful art no matter what❤️ i have an idea for dríftaxastarion too! So i think once they become friends with each other i think thier go to move should be drífta throwing Astarion in the sky like a spear so he can 1) use a bow and arrow up high (like in the dnd episode the cast did) and 2) come at the enemy with his daggers from above with a shit eating grin lol like i think an alliance can totally be forged between the two im sure once Astarion gets to cazador hes gonna have a "i might not be able to take you all by my self but S H E can" and drífta just picks cazador up and calls him stinky then tosses him to the side like "this Astarion's bully? I get rid of ok." Dbdndjd i love drífta so much and i love the side quest of reunion with her child 🥹❤️ drífta deserves the world istg❤️🙏

THIS IS AMAZING!!!!! Absolutely agree, to everything you said. I think she would be like 'Pale one- look, Drífa bring you gift' and bring him whoever they just destroyed in combat because 1. its eat or be eaten, she thinks drinking blood is weird but... ok... 2. something else will happen so might as well

She probably would be determined to fatten him up in some sense if she learned what he went through, 'too skinny, too skinny- hm- here, is not same, but drifa hunt, you have first bite, drifa eat rest :)' and brings back a boar etc even if its not the prefered diet. She wants her warriors to be strong! powerful! she cannot have someone going hungry.

I also think she would be very nonchalant like 'yeah... ok... Drifa kill this cazadoor whoever for you, is no problem' and would get rid of him

The group would wage a bet who can make Drífa laugh first, and after a few days of trying, Astarion is like 'Drífa bbg, I want money, you want money, I will tell a joke, you will laugh, I will get the money, I will give you.... a cut of it' and she declines until he begs and then she asks for something and he hastily agrees. She would either go alone with it, or make a joke, laugh about it to herself, and be like 'ah- Drifa made drifa laugh, I win bet :)'

IDK How astarion would react with the idea of her having a kid if they are romanticaly entangled....

[ask-shane]

Shane, while I was bored, I decided to make a whole list of the nicknames in the asks:

Chicken man, schmoopy, Shaney-Bear, pumpkin, good looking, princess, dear, pooks, pookie cutie patootie, Shaney-kins, housewife, babygirl (bbg), malewife, my scrimbly blorbo, my pookie, dear blorbo, my sweet babygirl, handsome, dad, daddy, shawty, girlypop, girlboss, angel cake, beautiful man, pookie bear, cutie pie, bestie, Mr Shane, pookienator, darling, pookie wookie, big daddy, favorite mess, husband.

Large ones (💀)

"pookie wookie stinky doodums"

"pookie wookie dookie ookie mookie"

"pookie-babygirl-chicken man"

"pookie bear snuggle muffins kitten whiskers babygirl"

"my lil pookie stinkaroonie"

"My baby boo, my snookie pookie bear"

"POOKASHMOOKUMS"

Those are all the ones I could find.

… that’s one extensive list. the fact that you had to dig to find these makes this even better, somehow. so thanks for this gem. i’m laughing my ass off at some of these.

[dirksawesomesprites]

panel edit of me and my bbgs mwuahaha

i love my girlfriend chat

ignore the stinky purple guy /j

[feathernuggetzz]

Random lu headcannons

This is my first public writing post so excuse any ooc things and just weird or cringe stuff....basically pls be nice

Tags: fluff, gn reader, general headcannons of all the boys (i love these stinky lil' dudes.)

Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3?

Legend-

-I love this little snarky dude he so silly...

-He definitely is very possessive of his s/o just like he is with his trinkets, anyone causes you ANY issue, they deal with him first.

-Isn't the most cuddly and mushy with you when the others are around (really only hand holding and compliments), but when they leave he lets his little tough wall down and will lay with you, hold your hand, kisses, anything you want. (i luv him sm help)

-You get to touch some of his belongings (with supervision ofc) as long as you treat the items with respect and are careful with it

-Gives you a power item of some sort to locate or protect you

-Acts like he's okay (he's not, he's been through sm hug him pls)

-Pry enough and he'll open up about his feelings, might cry the first time though...He has many pent up feelings with all those adventures of his.

-basically hylia give this bunny man a break

Twilight-

-I LOVE YOU COUNTRY BOYYY

-insecure about his accent (dw I love it bbg)

-Teaches his s/o traditional dances from his village

-Loves watching you do your hobbies and will attempt to do them with you (draw or make something, sew, garden, basically anything)

-Might let you in on the wolfie secret at some point....

-When he does, would probably curl up with you whenever you want.

-No blanket? that's fine, wolfies warm.

-Adores gifts from you :)

-Whenever he gets back to ordon he's gonna introduce you to everyone, yes. everyone...so be ready for some arm dragging around the village..

Wild-

-cook him something rn..RN RN RN

-Even if it's bad..or burnt..or on fire..He doesn't care he's gonna eat it.

-If you're in his hyrule, he'll take you to allllll his fav spots. (imagine sitting under the cherry tree w/ him, on satori mountain, only sounds are the leaves, water, and the wind.) -Make some nice memories with him, he needs it...

-Lay on his shoulder when he zones out, even if he can't really see/think, he can feel you, and that comfort would help him..(therapy 4 him rn please???)

-BRAID HIS HAIRR

-I also like to think his hair is actually really soft and he takes care of it often

[kyvnnie]

Wassup bbg just bothering u 😩

Whats ur favourite sampo stinky feet type? 😩

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[scarletmilkfrancis]

Hey bbg

Gives heated blanket and chocolates

Get well soon my stinky twink good luck with your lady days <3

oh my lord

this is gonna be the end of me