#stole from my own headcanons 😎

[anothertimdrakestan]

y/n: tell jason i'll speak to him when he fucking apologizes

tim: cmon guys don't do this

jason: timothy, tell y/n i'll make her talk to me even if it's just her screaming my name. call that a fucking apology

tim: you guys are really doing this over who likes who more???

[theirprofoundbond]

A collection of (very spoilery)

✨ shitpost thoughts ✨

I had while planning/writing The Rescue 😊

Me: Dean needs to rescue Cas from the Empty so they can kiss and have their happily ever after. Also me: What if God was a woman tho?

Chekhov’s Scythe lol.

Outline note to self: Jack gives Dean some of his grace—is there anything Sam can give Dean? Anything to help find Gabriel and/or Cas?? Maybe an airhorn to use on the Entity???

When your avoidant personality type shows up in your own writing 😐

Thank you to the pilot of the Cessna 152 who was flying near the Kansas River at the time I looked up live flights to find out about planes in the area. Sorry I dunked yours in the river.

Chapter 6 note to self: Add in more stuff being on fire.

Chapter 9: TRAINING MONTAGE!!!

Dean: What can you tell me about predicting the weather? Gabriel Me: Absolutely nothing. I’m no sailor. I learned this stuff under blue skies, from YouTube, and the only reason I did was to impress scantily-clad women. so you could work through your stuff and eventually kiss Cas.

Chapter 11 note to self: Alastair is like hey you were great at torturing and then dies.

Chapter 11 note to self: Consider that the Hell rescue memory is the chapter’s fanfiction gap memory? Actually, leaning toward no because I want more fanfic in my fanfic.

Chapter 12: in which Michael is peak drama queen and we love him for it.

Chapter 12 editing: *crying in multiple time zones*

Gabriel and Crowley bumping into each other on the way to the valley and figuring out they both know Rowena like 😳

Chapter 15 script note: [manly glaring]

Cas further impaling Chuck on the scythe: Big Dick Energy.

We love us some deus ex deus.

Sitting near the boy you like at a picnic with the most powerful beings in existence and he’s one of them 💚😳🌈✨💙😎

Death eating a rainbow sprinkle donut: absolute legend, love him.

Chapter 15 outline note: a birb appears.

I hope Sam stole a fat engagement ring for Eileen when he and Jack were on the road.

Headcanon that Gabriel made sure Sam had some condoms in his pocket and they all had his face on the packaging.

Cas: Us? 🤔 Dean: 🤔 We? Everyone out here: 🙄🙄🙄

The author is sorry not sorry for faking people out and cockblocking at quite literally e v e r y available opportunity 😊❤️️

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