#story: 666 so fresh

[foolishlovers]

COLLEGE/UNIVERSITY AUs: Below you can find a list of Good Omens fics in which Aziraphale and Crowley are either students or professors at college/university.

[Requested by anon. You can request more fic recs here.]

Catch Me When I Fall by Ghostinthehouse (G, 666) Later, at home, they laugh openly about it, and lay bets on how long it will be before this year's undergraduates catch on that they are married. "Your turn to drop a clue next, angel," Crowley drawls from where he sprawls with his feet on Aziraphale's lap.

A New Adventure by Arielavader (T, 1k) Crowley did not expect the new guy in their D&D group to be so… gorgeous.

Emporium by wingeddeanmon (Not Rated, 1k) Aziraphale's friends ditch him at the local goth store. The employee working is friendly, and he soon develops a crush.

Ineffable Professors by spoondrifts (G, 2k) After noticing all the blatant pining, the classes of Mr. Fell and Dr. Crowley join forces to set up their respective teachers.

The Best College Parties are the Ones that You Leave Early by MariMoon812 (T, 3k) For a moment they just started at each other as Crowley’s spinning head tried to comprehend what, exactly, was happening. Was this one of the professors? No, he clearly wasn’t that old, but then why was he dressed like that? Was it a hipster thing? Did the guy also have an antique typewritter that he used to write history papers? What? Why was he just staring at him? Just as Crowley was beginning to short circuit, the boy squinted at him and leaned forward slightly. “Erm…” “Why are you wearing sunglasses?” “Huh?”

But Together We Have it All by HolyCatsAndRabbits, Dannye Chase (T, 3k) College student Aziraphale discovers that it might not be so bad having terrible roommates if he’s got a handsome fellow student offering the use of his couch for the night. Especially if it seems he’s got a crush on Aziraphale. Really especially if it seems he needs rescuing from his own awful roommates. A Good Omens human AU written for the Good Omens Holiday Exchange on Dreamwidth.

Poor Men by smol_bird (G, 3k) What To Do When Two of Your Professors Are Hopelessly in Love With Each Other: an instruction manual by Adam Young (featuring Pepper Moonchild because someone has to be the voice of reason here).

Snakes and Stones (Never Broke My Bones) by DeerstalkerDeathFrisbee (G, 4k) “How many people don’t believe I exist?” Crowley asks in the doorway. “I’m sure no – ” Aziraphale begins, only to be cut off by Gabriel and a reluctant Newton. “Everyone.” No one wants to say it, but the residents of Dorm A, floor 3, are collectively convinced Aziraphale Fell’s boyfriend does not exist. This is their story.

Seven Minutes In Hell by AppleSeeds (T, 4k) Being trapped in a cupboard with the guy he has such an intense crush on he can hardly speak to him is bad enough, but things get even worse for Crowley when he starts having a panic attack and Aziraphale sweetly comforts and cares for him.

Hanging By a Moment by NaroMoreau (E, 5k) Sometimes the best thing is to leave. Fresh slate and all that. For Crowley, it seems like the only option, having fallen hopelessly in love with his best friend. Who, absolutely, definitely doesn't feel the same. Does he?

Miracles (Or How to Fall in Love) by hope_in_the_dark (T, 6k) “Group project,” the blond guy chirped. “We’re partners.” “Fuck,” Crowley said.

Borrowed Time by NaroMoreau (E, 6k) Meeting a stranger by chance will make Aziraphale face things he hadn't expected.

Comfort and Joy by musegnome (M, 9k) “Extra-large peppermint mocha, triple espresso, double whip!” called the barista. Crowley stepped forward and claimed his giant sugar-drenched monstrosity. The whipped cream ballooned over the rim of the paper cup, and the whole thing shed crumbles of crushed peppermint candy.  Aziraphale’s eyes widened at the sight of it. In awe? Horror? Crowley couldn’t tell.   He didn’t want to leave, not yet, but as he looked around he didn’t see an open table. Not even so much as a bar stool.   “Er – were you planning on staying?” Aziraphale asked, a little shyly. “I’ve got an extra seat.”   Written for the Good Omens OTP Prompts Event.

Raspberry Ripple by FeralTuxedo (T, 9k) Every afternoon, a man in a velvet waistcoat sits on the bench by the stone fountain and eats ice cream. Every afternoon, Crowley watches him from his office window. One day, he’ll pluck up the courage to talk to him.

Secrets by AppleSeeds (M, 10k) When their housemates invite friends around, Crowley and Aziraphale get roped into a game called 'Secrets'. Having played the game before and therefore knowing what might happen, Crowley tries to manipulate the outcome to protect Aziraphale, who is feeling pretty uncomfortable about the whole thing. By the end of the night, however, some secrets will inevitably end up being revealed, but not all of them in the way that Crowley expected.

Just Around the Corner by accidentaldemon (M, 11k) "I don't live far, if you, ya know, don't mind sharing a bed." He swallowed thickly. This was definitely not how he had planned his evening to pan out. “I’m Crowley, by the way. Well, Anthony Crowley technically, but I prefer Crowley.” “Aziraphale." - All Crowley wants to do is leave the party and go home to study. But then he meets a cute boy with absolutely angelic curls who's in desperate need of a bed for the night.

The Summoning by AppleSeeds (M, 15k) Aziraphale's horrible university housemates convince him to accompany them to an old, supposedly haunted, abbey on Halloween. He's not worried about ghosts, Aziraphale is pretty sure they don't really exist, but when his housemates send him into the toilets alone to perform a ritual that's intended to summon a demon, Aziraphale can't help but be afraid. Surely it's not that easy though. Surely a demon won't just appear because he asked it to? Will it?

i was in love (with the place in my mind) by weatheredlaw (E, 17k) There are so many things neither of them can change — how they met, the things they did, the words they said. It’s happened, it was probably always going to happen. And what it is, he can’t say, what he feels is almost too great for any one language. Inutterable, unspeakable — Ineffable.

New Approaches by FeralTuxedo (M, 19k) Aziraphale Fell, Professor of Creative Writing at Tadfield University, welcomes the attendees of the First Conference on New Approaches to Genre Fiction. Among them is keynote speaker and best-selling thriller author Anthony J. Crowley. Aziraphale has not seen him for twenty-five years. Sometimes, he can still feel the ghost of their parting kiss on his lips. Or: Exes reunite at academic conference. A Human University Professor/Author AU.

Convergent Evolution by AppleSeeds (T, 22k) Genetics PhD student Crowley meets Aziraphale at a workshop in the second year of his PhD, and they quickly become incredibly close friends. Crowley longs for there to be something more between them, but as the years go by, they seem destined to spend their careers living at opposite ends of the country. That is, until Aziraphale shows up again in Tadfield, back where their friendship began seventeen years ago, with some very exciting news.

Free Trial Boyfriend by MrsCaulfield, angelsnuffbox (T, 37k) Overall, Anthony Crowley considered himself a lucky fellow, with his good looks, good grades and a full ride swimming scholarship. There really wasn't much he can complain about. But his real struggle was that he's completely, maddeningly in love with his best friend - a strong, passionate and oblivious angel who, even after a full year of pining, still can't seem to get the hint, no matter how many times Crowley has tried to flirt with him. - Crowley would never forget the day that the angel first talked to him, for he was certain that was the day that all the clocks around the world began suddenly moving.

search terms by Vagabond (M, 43k) Aziraphale expects it to be a quiet night working in the university library when a flashy red haired, foul mouthed, panicking student needs to find credible sources for his paper and can't figure out how to use the search. Little does Aziraphale know that meeting Crowley will lead him on a path to self-discovery, and give him the family he didn't realize he needed.   From a prompt on tumblr: College AU - You’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline.

Joint Honours by FeralTuxedo (E, 43k) PhD student Aziraphale is busy enough with his studies at Tadfield University. But at the start of a new semester, his measured routine gets shaken up by the sudden responsibility of teaching, the arrival of an irresistible new house mate, and a mysteriously flirtatious sausage roll.

Angel in the Window by themaybedoctor (E, 66k) Aziraphale has the best job a young bookworm could ever hope for—he works the evening shift at an independent bookshop, just a stone's throw away from Tadfield College, where he's only a few months away from getting his degree. He likes the location in Tadfield's cosy downtown, the friendly regulars, and his coworker, Newt. But most of all, he likes having the key to the biggest treasure trove of books he's ever seen. Aziraphale knows that he's not going to make friends sitting in the dark shop at night, alone with a book and some chocolate, but that's all right. He's not lonely while he has a book, which means he's hardly lonely at all. Really. Crowley works at a record shop, and he's got the biggest crush on the cutie working at the bookshop next door. Whose name he doesn't even know, because he's too awkward to ask. At least nobody's noticed. If his co-worker Anathema found out, he'd never hear the end of it. A story about bravery, misunderstandings, acceptance, and love.

Golden Handcuffs by seekwill (E, 70k) Far from any city, near the Scottish coast, Tadfield College has a celebrated history, an unrivaled academic reputation, and two departments at war. When the Biology and English departments are forced to share a building, Senior Lecturer and botanist Anthony Crowley finds himself drawn into the orbit of the polite but strange English professor, Dr. Aziraphale Fell. As the new term begins, two academics navigate the politics of both their offices and academia, and try to solve the puzzle of one another.

[You can find more fic rec masterposts here.]

[clockwayswrites]

Specter of Starlight - Part 1

Summary:

Tim meets a specter of a ghost on a roof. He doesn't know that, not at first. At first he just meets a friend. It's only later he becomes very, very scared for him.

Content warning:

While I promise a happy ending, this fic does not start out happy. The start of this fic deals with (mistaken) suicidal ideation. Neither character is, but the assumption is made and there's a lot of internal thoughts about running into someone on a ledge in the middle of the night and how to handle that. Proceed carefully, darlings.

Wc: 666 (coincidentally spooky)

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Sometimes a person on a roof was just a person on a roof— someone out to get some fresh air or distance or space. Sometimes a person on a roof was a tragedy waiting to happen. As protectors of the city, the Bats had to learn to tell the difference.

They tried to stop every time that they could, just in case, but when they were in the middle of a chase or attack they had to make a call. They all had choices that haunted them. They could only make the best guess based on what they knew. Obvious apartment complexes, lower buildings, people on the phone or smoking, in the middle of the roof— if they didn’t have the time, those were usually safe to pass on. Tonight it was an office building, several stories high, a person sitting on the edge of the building as silent and still as the stone gargoyle they were next to. Tonight Tim wasn’t going to risk passing by. At least the figure was looking up and not down. Maybe it was okay. Please be okay. Tim landed lightly, almost soundlessly, on the roof. Still, he saw the shoulders of the person stiffen ever so slightly. They had heard him. Tim let the toe of his boot catch purposefully on the aggregate of the roof— let himself be obvious in his presence. He went kept wide. It was far enough away not to be a threat (that was a lie, Tim would always be a threat) but close enough that at this height he would have time to catch the person if they jumped. With ease, Tim hopped up onto the ledge and let his feet dangle out over the open air. For him the height was comforting, an old friend. “What brings you all the way up here?” Don’t ask them if they’re going to jump. Don’t ask them if they’re that far gone. Don’t cement the idea in their mind. Out of the corner of his eye, Tim took in what details he could in dim light. Dark hair— black likely but possibly dark brown. Late teens likely, early twenties if they were a late bloomer. Which was possible. They’re far too lean— lean enough to be pushing into gaunt. Bright blue eyes flicked to look at Tim and then back up to the sky. “Stargazing.” Tim stared up at the cloud cover that was so thick not a bit of starlight sneaked through. They snorted, as if reading Tim’s mind. “Yeah, it’s not being very cooperative.” There’s a subtle drawl to their voice. Midwest accent, Tim’s subconscious supplies, not a Gotham native. Not even someone who’s been here long enough to lose the accent. Just long enough to be up on a roof in the middle of the night. Their voice is almost lost in the night air even though it’s still as death. There’s not a single breeze to snatch their words away, but the voice is still just a little hard to hear. “I don’t think you’re going to be in luck tonight,” Tim replied. “Lady Gotham isn’t known to be accommodating.” They gave a long hum at that, clearly thinking something over. “Guess I’m not really stargazing then.” “So what would you say you’re doing?” Tim tried to keep his voice casual. They gave a little shrug, eyes still glued to the murky sky. “Just… wondering it must be like… to die without getting to see the stars one last time.” Tim jolted towards them instinctively, his hands gripped white knuckled tight on the ledge to avoid reaching out. Don’t do anything that might give them a reason to jump. The stranger glanced at Tim again. A crooked smile graced their lips. “I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you.” Tim wants to say he’s not scared. It would be a lie. “I’m not up here to jump, I promise. I very much want to live.” Tim wanted desperately to believe that.

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AN: Finally wrote the start of this last night when I couldn't sleep. I gave it a rough polish so here it is! I don't know if I'll post all of it on tumblr, as I think I want to play around with chapter pacing for effect, but have this here at least. (Also I cannot tell you how many times I wrote Tim as TIme.) As always, stay delightful.

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[vickyvicarious]

I posted 7,588 times in 2022

That's 407 more posts than 2021!

589 posts created (8%)

6,999 posts reblogged (92%)

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I tagged 7,574 of my posts in 2022

#dracula daily - 2,620 posts

#ace attorney - 741 posts

#art - 666 posts

#fanart - 660 posts

#videos - 453 posts

#animals - 447 posts

#leverage - 349 posts

#jonathan harker - 255 posts

#misc - 236 posts

#pfft - 235 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#like. otherwise why cow tipping. translating it as 'i was a badun' or 'i got up to mischief' or whatever would theoretically work otherwise

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Seward: Euthanasia is a comforting word...

Van Helsing: And what is happening on the ship? Open your mouth wider while you answer please.

Seward and Van Helsing: *exchanging "subtle" glances of concern and having private conversations about Mina*

Jonathan: I am going to sharpen this knife now. I am going to very casually and calmly mention that my wife is sleeping very soundly and peacefully. I am being very deliberate in all my actions and keeping very alert at all times.

Seward: Thank goodness Jonathan doesn't know of our suspicions! It would break his nerve, the poor man.

Jonathan: That is so true. :) I am readying myself to kill Dracula only. :)

2,243 notes - Posted October 25, 2022

#4

Quincey Harker must grow up surrounded by so much love... He has a doting weird old grandfather who teaches him incorrect expressions from a dozen different languages. A doting weird uncle who records bedtime stories for him on wax cylinders using his phonograph, and does all the voices. A doting rich uncle who absolutely just buys him expensive toys and pays for trips and doesn't think a thing about it, but also spends lots of time with him, got him a puppy and goes on walks together with him and helped him name it.

And of course, two loving parents. Nerds, both of them, but also far more badass than he knows. Parents who have always been there for him and always will be, who support him and love him unconditionally.

Jonathan and Mina started out as orphans, but their son never will be. He has a large and loving and present family.

(And some who he will never meet, but knows the importance of and loves anyway. Aunt Lucy, the sweetest woman who ever lived and who he loves because she is why his uncles and parents all know one another, whose tomb he visits with his mother every year to lay fresh garlic flowers in front of the door. Uncle Quincey, his namesake who apparently saved his mom's life and had a gun that his father has promised will be his too once he's old enough, one he apparently used to shoot at bats with.)

2,452 notes - Posted November 7, 2022

#3

Lucy: *sleepwalks across town to her favorite graveyard bench*

Dracula, emerging from the grave beneath: I don't recall ordering delivery, but... Don't mind if I do!

2,607 notes - Posted August 11, 2022

#2

Another thing I really like is the steadily increasing erosion of Jonathan's PRIVACY.

When he first arrives at the castle, he talks with Dracula for a long time, but while the nocturnal schedule is weird, the conversation itself takes place in a socially acceptable setting. Plus, monopolizing his time in this way is to be expected in this situation. Dracula soon does come into his room unannounced when he's shaving, which is rude. But it's more on the level of walking into a houseguest's unlocked bedroom without knocking, not barging in on someone in the toilet or anything.

The locked doors restrict Jonathan's movements but aside from those locks he is allowed to walk around with only verbal warnings (which on the face initially sound somewhat reasonable). It's not until he breaks the rules by shoving open the stuck door and falling asleep outside his bedroom that there's any escalation. It's a big one in the moment: the attack of the ladies both reinforces the idea of danger lurking here/punishing him for disobeying, and positions the Count as something of a safety net against even worse dangers. There is also the first big breach of privacy, when Dracula carries the unconscious Jonathan to bed and changes him, then gaslights him about it all the next day.

Other breaches of privacy soon follow. He's told to write the pre-dated/scripted letters. And when he tries to send out an SOS, it's returned and burned in front of him, before he is locked in the room he's in for the rest of that day. When he gets back to his bedroom, he notices the next morning that all his papers, his ID, traveling clothes and bag, have been stolen. (Which is probably what Dracula was doing while Jonathan was locked in the drawing room. Probably why he was so cheerful upon returning.)

Jonathan's range of movement/safety has been reduced from the whole castle, to the halls and some rooms, to just HIS room, to his letters, to nothing at all but the journal he literally has stashed on his person at all times. And even then, the Count has changed his clothes while he was unconscious once before, and is able to climb through the windows/break the door open the way he broke the other one shut if the bedroom door were locked or barred. He's not just in danger — he has no refuge at all. Nowhere and nothing that feels out of the Count's reach, except his journal, which again is only if Dracula doesn't notice it. (Plus the intent was clearly that Jonathan would have nothing at all by this point, and his journal being safe is pure luck, so if it's discovered it would be treated as another betrayal/breaking of the rules.)

Not only can Jonathan not send a letter now even if he found a willing conspirator, but if he were to just flee despite the locks, he'd now have to contend with not only geographic isolation but also a lack of money/identification/travelling wear.

He's been pushed to almost a breaking point of just being completely reckless in search of freedom and safety... except Dracula is still acting like a friend. Jonathan is so entirely within his power, and every other time he's tried to rebel the consequences are swift and limiting. (Whereas, when he listens to the rules, days can go by without escalation.) There's not much further to go from here without openly acknowledging what's happening, and once he does that Dracula has no reason to hold back. It's the rock of "if I do nothing he'll just kill me eventually" and the hard place of "if I disobey again, what will he do this time?"

Again, great psychological horror.

2,954 notes - Posted May 31, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

really, a shame we never got a scene like this:

Nate, planning a con: "Eliot, you're going to take her out."

Eliot: [pauses] "Like..." [somewhat hesitant garroting gesture]

Nate: "Wh- no, like on a date."

4,204 notes - Posted February 9, 2022

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Barbarian (2022) Review

Barbarian? More like Boooob-arian! Those who’ve seen the film will get that one.

Plot: A young woman discovers the rental home she booked is already occupied by a stranger. Against her better judgment, she decides to spend the night but soon discovers there's a lot more to fear than just an unexpected house guest.

Yeah yeah I know, Halloween is over, yet here I am talking about a horror movie. Yet Barbarian is one to talk about! Or not. Here’s the thing, this is one of those movies where you cannot really talk about it much without revealing too everything, as the entire film is one big spoiler. Best way to enjoy this one is to go into it blindly and let the story and the twists surprise you as they come. And don’t worry, if you have seen the trailer it does not ruin the movie, and in fact the trailer does a great job at actually hiding all the craziness as that is hidden in the final product. So with that said, what can I actually say...

The performances are all very suitable for what the movie is doing. Georgina Campbell is a likeable protagonist, and it was actually satisfying to see a main character in a horror movie not make blatantly stupid decisions. Well maybe except the major elephant in the room fact that she actually agrees to stay the night at this rental with the stranger - that’s definitely a boo-boo choice. Never trust a stranger, especially in such strange circumstances. That being said, the opening of this movie actually plays up to this a lot by actually first appearing as a romantic comedy set-up, with these two strangers trapped together overnight, yet sharing enough chemistry to suggest they may actually get somewhere with one another. And the stranger himself is played by Bill Skarsgard, and naturally its a very tactical casting choice of having the guy who played Pennywise the Dancing Clown from It to be the creepy stranger, as immediately you as the audience member do not trust him. However Skarsgard does well acting like the awkward goofy guy-next-door type in a disarmingly charming yet unsettling way, and there is a humoristic element to his act. Also, Justin Long is in this movie, but again I feel like I’ve just said a spoiler, as I didn’t realise he was in this film until I watched it. I don’t recall him being featured in the marketing, however he plays a vital role and all I’ll say is that his character is extremely dislikeable and I think exists in this primarily to underline the #MeToo undertones and cancel culture themes that are explored. 

As stated, Barbarian works best when you know nothing about it. I’d actually compare it 10 Cloverfield Lane, in that the excitement and tension comes from knowing as little as possible, as you allow this narrative to mutate into something insanely claustrophobic and unsettling. Like not gonna lie, this movie is batshit crazy, and has plenty of jump scares and frights, but to put it simply it is bonkers. Just bonkers. Is the ending a tad ridiculous? Yeah, Are there plot holes throughout? Yep. However as a thrilling suspenseful experience its humongously enjoyable. With this, Fresh, Studio 666 and X I’d say we have ourselves a decent year for the horror genre.

Overall score: 7/10

[exposed-concrete]

hi besties !!

idk what to do with myself, so i chose to rank the episodes of supernatural solely based on their title. i will be rating each season separately. also disclaimer i have not watched all of spn and don’t remember what happens in which episode. i’m only rating how much i like the episode titles. sometimes even with explanation!! have fun spn mutuals and everyone else

ranking under the read more

Season 1:                          

Dead in the Water (reminds me of the song which is now stuck in my head)

Route 666

Hook Man

Scarecrow (reminds me of the mcr song) (i think I’m sensing a theme)

Hell House

Phantom Traveler

Bugs

Something Wicked

Devil's Trap

Faith

Dead Man's Blood

Salvation

Bloody Mary

Home

Shadow

Nightmare

Provenance

The Benders

Asylum

Skin

Pilot

Wendigo

Season 2:

In My Time of Dying

What Is and What Should Never Be (for these first two i actually prefer the german translation)

The Usual Suspects

No Exit

Folsom Prison Blues

Simon Said

All Hell Breaks Loose, Part 1/2

Hollywood Babylon

Houses of the Holy

Crossroad Blues

Heart

Born Under a Bad Sign

Tall Tales

Bloodlust

Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things

Everybody Loves a Clown

Hunted

Nightshifter

Roadkill

Croatoan

Playthings

Season 3:

The Kids Are Alright

Sin City

Dream a Little Dream of Me

No Rest for the Wicked (reminds me of the song- *gets shot*)

The Magnificent Seven

Bad Day at Black Rock

Time Is on My Side

Red Sky at Morning

Bedtime Stories

Mystery Spot

Ghostfacers

Jus in Bello

Fresh Blood

Long Distance Call

Malleus Maleficarum

A Very Supernatural Christmas

by now i have realized that i just don’t like one-word titles that much.

Season 4:

Lazarus Rising

Lucifer Rising

In the Beginning

Family Remains

Wishful Thinking

Heaven and Hell

Sex and Violence

The Monster at the End of This Book

On the Head of a Pin

The Rapture

When the Levee Breaks

It's a Terrible Life

Are You There, God? It's Me, Dean Winchester

Metamorphosis

Criss Angel Is a Douche Bag

Monster Movie

Death Takes a Holiday

Jump the Shark

Yellow Fever

It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

I Know What You Did Last Summer

After School Special

Season 5:

The Song Remains the Same

Abandon All Hope

Dark Side of the Moon

Sympathy for the Devil

Fallen Idols

Two Minutes to Midnight

Swan Song

Point of No Return

Changing Channels

The End

The Devil You Know

Free to Be You and Me

Swap Meat

Hammer of the Gods

Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

I Believe the Children Are Our Future

My Bloody Valentine

The Real Ghostbusters

Sam, Interrupted

The Curious Case of Dean Winchester

99 Problems

Good God, Y'all

Season 6:

The Man Who Would Be King

Exile on Main Street

Family Matters

Let It Bleed

The Third Man

Appointment in Samarra

The French Mistake

Unforgiven

Frontierland

The Man Who Knew Too Much

You Can't Handle the Truth

And Then There Were None

Mommy Dearest

Weekend at Bobby's

Caged Heat

Like a Virgin

Mannequin 3: The Reckoning

Live Free or Twihard

Clap Your Hands If You Believe

My Heart Will Go On (i don’t like titanic)

Two and a Half Men

All Dogs Go to Heaven

Season 7:

Death's Door

Hello, Cruel World

Defending Your Life

Time After Time

The Girl Next Door

The Mentalists

Repo Man

The Born-Again Identity

Out with the Old

Party On, Garth

How to Win Friends and Influence Monsters

Of Grave Importance

Slash Fiction

There Will Be Blood

Meet the New Boss

The Girl with the Dungeons and Dragons Tattoo

Reading Is Fundamental

Survival of the Fittest

Adventures in Babysitting

Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie

The Slice Girls

Shut Up, Dr. Phil

Season Seven, Time for a Wedding

not to be hateful but I don’t feel like the titles are getting any better…

Season 8:

As Time Goes By

Blood Brother

Southern Comfort

Torn and Frayed

Goodbye Stranger

Heartache

Trial and Error

Sacrifice

Bitten

Remember the Titans

Taxi Driver

The Great Escapist

Clip Show

Freaks and Geeks

Everybody Hates Hitler

Hunteri Heroici

We Need to Talk About Kevin

Pac-Man Fever

Citizen Fang

A Little Slice of Kevin

Man's Best Friend with Benefits

LARP and the Real Girl

What's Up, Tiger Mommy (at this point i’m realizing that i hate one-word and really long titles equally)

Season 9:

Stairway to Heaven

Devil May Care

Heaven Can't Wait

I'm No Angel

Rock and a Hard Place

King of the Damned

Holy Terror

Sharp Teeth

First Born

Bloodlines

Do You Believe in Miracles?

Meta Fiction

Road Trip

The Purge

Blade Runners

Alex Annie Alexis Ann

Mother's Little Helper

Bad Boys

Captives

I Think I'm Gonna Like It Here

Slumber Party

Dog Dean Afternoon

#THINMAN (jesus not the hashtag…)

Season 10:

Paper Moon

The Things We Left Behind

Paint It Black

Black

The Executioner's Song

The Things They Carried

Halt and Catch Fire

The Werther Project (everything with “the __ project” automatically slays)

Angel Heart

Reichenbach (i am painfully reminded of a certain tv show)

Dark Dynasty

Book of the Damned

There's No Place Like Home

The Prisoner

Girls, Girls, Girls

Brother's Keeper

About a Boy

Inside Man

The Hunter Games

Soul Survivor

Hibbing 911

Ask Jeeves

Fan Fiction

Season 11:

Form and Void

Don't You Forget About Me

Out of the Darkness, Into the Fire

Brother, Where Art Thou?

Love Hurts

Alpha and Omega (i don’t even have to say it)

Just My Imagination

The Vessel

Hell's Angel

All in the Family

We Happy Few

Into the Mystic

The Devil in the Details

Beyond the Mat

Safe House

The Bad Seed

Red Meat

The Chitters

Don't Call Me Shurley

Baby

Our Little World

Thin Lizzie

Plush

Season 12:

Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell

American Nightmare

The Memory Remains

All Along the Watchtower

The One You've Been Waiting For

Family Feud

The Future

Who We Are

Rock Never Dies

The Raid

First Blood

The Foundry

The British Invasion

Ladies Drink Free

Celebrating the Life of Asa Fox

Stuck in the Middle (With You) (not huge on the bracketed titles. perhaps i’m just a hater)

LOTUS

Twigs & Twine & Tasha Banes

Regarding Dean

There's Something About Mary

Mamma Mia

Lily Sunder Has Some Regrets

Keep Calm and Carry On (we are not in 2012 anymore)

Season 13:

Exodus

The Rising Son

Tombstone

Let the Good Times Roll

Lost and Found

Advanced Thanatology

The Bad Place

Beat the Devil

War of the Worlds

Bring 'em Back Alive

Devil's Bargain

Unfinished Business

A Most Holy Man

Wayward Sisters

Patience

Good Intentions

The Scorpion and the Frog

Funeralia

The Big Empty

Various and Sundry Villains

Scoobynatural

The Thing

Season 14:

Damaged Goods

Gods and Monsters

Prophet and Loss

Moriah (went to school with someone named moriah)

Mint Condition

Lebanon

The Scar

Absence

Peace of Mind

Nightmare Logic

Unhuman Nature

Ouroboros

Byzantium

Stranger in a Strange Land

Don't Go in the Woods

Optimism

Jack in the Box

The Spear

Nihilism

Game Night

Season 15:

Carry On

Our Father, Who Aren't in Heaven

Last Call

Inherit the Earth

Raising Hell

Golden Time

Proverbs 17:3

Last Holiday

The Truth

The Trap

The Gamblers

Back and to the Future

Drag Me Away (From You)

Atomic Monsters

The Rupture

Unity (reminds me of a song i hate)

The Heroes' Journey

Galaxy Brain

Destiny's Child

Gimme Shelter

if you read all of this i’m impressed and want to study you like a bug

have a great day <33

[simplylove101]

2023 Horror Challenge: [67/?]

↳“I let you in.” Talk to Me (2023) dir. Kasra Farahani

Plot: When a group of friends discover how to conjure spirits using an embalmed hand, they become hooked on the new thrill, until one of them goes too far and unleashes terrifying supernatural forces.

Starring: Sophie Wilde, Alexandra Jensen, Joe Bird, Otis Dhanji, Miranda Otto, Zoe Terakes, Chris Alosio, Marcus Johnson & Alexandria Steffensen

As always, I ended up having to write my last review for the challenge the day after Halloween because I passed out immediately after finishing this movie last night. lol I technically meant to end it on a lighter note watching Studio 666 cuz apparently I thought it would be fun to watch the Foo Fighters staying in a haunted house. Maybe I'll just save that for next year's Halloween. Anyway, this movie has been so hyped up for me everywhere online that I was so nervous it would not live up to it. Thankfully, I'm glad to say that I thoroughly enjoyed it. First off, I love the concept. It was a really fun way that they chose to execute it. It felt fresh, despite any plot points seeming used from other horror stories. The cast was really good as well, especially Sophie Wilde (a new certified scream queen) and Joey Bird. The aesthetics were on point with this one. A very strong directorial debut imo. Pretty cool they got their start on YouTube. I'm excited for both the prequel and sequel tbh. Any flaws in the plot along the way I was personally fine with while watching it. There were some seriously gross moments in there but hey, they were certainly memorable. lol Otherwise, I think we have a new modern day classic on our hands here and I love it. Enjoyed being able to end the challenge on a high note. :)

And now I gotta work on my annual recap/ranking/whatever list. 67 movies to decide between... fun. lol

[spnyouresostupid]

Season 4 Final Rankings

Listen to out wrap up here

Here is our Top 5!

5. The Rapture

Alex's Score: 9

Sarah’s Score: 9

Total Points: 71

So good I had to disrupt my whole rating system! I love this episode, I love Jimmy, and I love Misha. This was still so good on rewatch!

4. Lucifer Rising

Alex’s Score: 10

Sarah’s Score: 9

Total Points: 75

Supernatural proves that it does finales so well. It’s heartbreaking, exciting, and that cliff hanger!

3. Monster Movie

Alex’s Score: 9

Sarah’s Score: 10

Total Points: 83

Are you suprised this one is so high on our list? So are we! This episode was well shot, well acted, and just a great heartfelt homage to classic horror movies. When Supernatural can get the right balance of horror and comedy that might be when I love it the most. (Also it has one of my favorite Sam lines ever)

2. Lazurus Rising

Alex’s Score: 10

Sarah’s Score: 10

Total Points: 83

Do I even need to explain this one? Just as good as I remember and beats out Monster Movie because of Cas. This is another one that just hits the sweet spot of what this show can be.

And Finally....

1. On the Head of a Pin

Alex’s Score: 10

Sarah’s Score: 10

Total Points: 84

Man Supernatural really knows how to f*ck you up. I remembered this being good, but I was still kind of surprised at how much I liked it on rewatch. It’s tense, it’s heartbreaking, and reveals a lot of season long secrets. I honestly think this might be Supernatural at it’s best. I can’t sing the praises of this episode enough!

For the rest of the list:

15-22

6-14

And because I’m a Masochist, here are all 4 seasons ranked:

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

1. On the Head of a Pin

Season 4

2. Lazarus Rising

3. Monster Movie

4. Ghostfacers!

5. A Very Supernatural Christmas

6. Night Shifter

7. In My Time of Dying

8. What is and What Should Never Be

9. All Hell Breaks Loose Part 2

10. Faith

11. Lucifer Rising

12. No Rest for the Wicked

13. Something Wicked

14. Tall Tales

16. The Rapture

16. When the Levee Breaks

17. Jus in Bello

18. Home

19. Hunted

20. Yellow Fever

21. Mystery Spot

22. Devil's Trap

23. Bloodlust

24. Heaven and Hell

25. Skin

26. Hell House

27. Jump the Shark

28. The Kids Are Alright

29. In the Beginning

30. Bad Day at Black Rock

31. Sex and Violence

32. Crossroad Blues

33. Death Takes a Holiday

34. The Monster at the End

35. Hollywood Babylon

36. Scarecrow

37. It's a Terrible Life

38. Simon Said

39. Asylum

40. Windego

41. Folsom Prison Blues

42. Croatoan

43. After School Special

44. Provenance

45. Playthings

46. Dream a Little Dream of Me

47. The Benders

48. Everybody Loves a Clown

49. All Hell Breaks Loose Part 1

50. Criss Angel is a Douchebag

51. Born Under a Bad Sign

52. Are You There, God? It's Me Dean Winchester

53. Pilot

55. It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester

54. Wishful Thinking

56. Bedtime Stories

57. Phantom Traveler

58. Bloody Mary

59. Salvation

60. Dead in the Water

61. Nightmare

62. Roadkill

63. Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things

64. Red Sky at Morning

65. Family Remains

66. Houses of the Holy

67. Fresh Blood

68. Dead Man's Blood

69. The Usual Suspects

70. Hook Man

71. Long-Distance Call

72. No Exit

73. I Know What You Did Last Summer

74. Heart

75. The Magnificent Seven

76. Time is on My Side

77. Shadow

78. Malleus Malefixcarum

80. Metamorphosis

79. Bugs

81. Route 666

82. Sin City

[alyjojo]

July 🕶 2023 Monthly - Leo

Whole of your energy: The Hanged Man

For some, this is regarding work. For others, this is regarding family…maybe a pregnancy. I don’t see detailed challenges with that, I just assume they exist for a whole reading to involve that, if that’s your story. Through July, you’re not making any decisions, you’re just going over all of your options, trying to learn everything you can, and especially needing to consider the risks involved via your first Oracle.

What’s going on in July:

Knight of Pentacles:

You’ve put a lot of time & work into something, whether work or family related. If work, you’ve been working diligently towards a promotion, with the expectation that it’s only natural you should get it. That sounds egotistical, but no, you just have really high hopes, and you know you deserve to be recognized, rewarded. This could be involving a family you either have or desire, maybe having children. I’m getting it’s possible some of you are single and considering things like artificial insemination, surrogates, adoption, etc., based on the way these cards came out. It’s also possible you are a surrogate, or considering that, maybe for someone in your family with 10 Pentacles. Needing to look at options indicates a need for doing so, but this doesn’t specify what. This could simply be an lgbt connection needing to think outside the box, or something else entirely, with the point being that there are different ways to the same goal…what’s your best option?

The Fool:

You desire to jump into this NOW, right now. A new start, a fresh slate, a beautiful new beginning is what you want more than anything else. But you’re being blocked. It’s possible you’ve tried options relating to health, or that’s what you’re rushing into. Surgeries, tests, doctors, all of that applies with 4 Swords. You’ve tried something, enough that time has gone by since. You may have given up, gotten sick, or otherwise needed a break from this. If work, you’re just ready to rush into something new and aren’t hearing back, whether these are different places you’re applying to, or a response/explanation from your current workplace on what the hold up is, why not promote you? You’re putting yourself out there and aren’t getting the returns you had expected.

3 Wands rev:

This is waiting and waiting for something that never comes. Could be relating to a boss, a partner, a doctor, and all of the hard work you’ve put into what you’re trying to accomplish. You’ve taken matters into your own hands, you’ve done what you know to do, or have been advised to try, it still didn’t work and you’re lost for what you can do now. It’s not fair, and it’s a Tower for you 😞

The Tower:

This Tower can describe many experiences, I can’t know yours specifically. It’s shocking, sudden, and it changes your life forever. For some, it’s a good one…ultimately. For some, it’s not. For work, this may be the sudden realization that you’re wasting your time, or some event that pulls the rug from under your feet, but you’re unsure whether you want to just end this for good. Or how to. It’s possible you’re putting in resumes and not hearing back yet. This shocking news could involve a pregnancy, or some situation where there is a heavy risk involved that needs some closer attention. I do get very positive things, but Risk is a warning, and Analyze shows you being too attached to an outcome (which probably can’t be helped much). Remaining an observer, learning everything you can about these things is your best bet. Some of you may be simply considering going back to school in order to further a career you feel isn’t progressing anywhere.

The Lovers:

666 is in your reading to show a need for balance, and the literal aspects of making a child in the case that’s the topic here. The Lovers, 6 Pentacles, and Seed are just blatantly obvious there. You need a seed, preferably from a Lover. For those without a lover, that’s your predicament, should you or shouldn’t you try some other way? I do see good news, and a positive outcome, 10 Cups. This can be showing you have the full support of a lover or your family in whatever you decide. For work, this can be a lover with a career opportunity for you, or they have “the seed” or the idea, a perspective or something material that helps you move towards a more positive direction that makes you happy. It’s possible where work has been difficult, love is doing very well and you could focus more on what’s making you happy while you go over your options for the future. Try to stay detached from specific outcomes, because you’re getting that message, I’d assume however things come to you won’t be how you’d expect them to. But it doesn’t mean no…exactly.

Signs you may be dealing with:

Gemini, Aries, Virgo, Aquarius, Libra & Pisces

Oracles: ✨

35 - Risk

Be aware or you will have to beware. Do not deny the risk and hazards that you see.

15 - Seed

Having the intention to grow like a seed and bloom is at the heart of creativity.

68 - Analyze

Your time is well spent analyzing, but only up to where you become too attached to any particular outcome.

40 Retreat 😴

This is a good time to retreat into your safe place and gather your resources for what’s to come. Work on making your body, mind, and soul as strong and unencumbered as possible. This is the card that urges you to get your “ducks in a row” as fast as possible, for changes come fast and furious. Even when they are longed for, they can take us unprepared. Changes are coming your way soon! Alternately, it can show you needing to process the changes that have already come. You need alone time to heal, think, and process everything you’ve been through.

We enter into July as:

Rose Without Thorns 🌹:

“It is time to face my true feelings.”

You are most fortunate. As we mature, we learn that to enjoy the beauty of a rose, we must occasionally risk getting pricked by a thorn. You are not facing “the same situation”, this is the dawn of feelings being awakened and a new truth being born. You’re being presented with a different way to live. Trust you will know what to do. Stay open. Time changes us all if we’re lucky, it’s time to surrender and make the change. The best incentive to change is often love.

What is to be learned in July:

Shrinking Violet 😥

“I don’t trust my intuition.”

Are you retreating from a situation that could bring you success? We all abandon projects that seemingly lack merit. However, Shrinking Violet indicates you may not be trusting your intuition, which is mostly likely on target. Choose three people to ask advice from, then take their advice, throw it out the window and go with your gut. There is every indication you should complete the task at hand. Block yourself off from thoughts of what will happen at the completion stage. Stay the process, don’t worry about the ending, or results, don’t be frightened. Just continue on.

Violet may be a lucky color 💜

[unfoldingmoments]

Hospital for the insane (part 1)

There's tons of abandoned asylums dotted throughout the USA — remnants of a time when mental health was still something misunderstood by medical professionals, and where many of the treatments were truly barbaric. Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum in Weston, WV was one of those facilities. Construction on the building began in 1858, and continued until 1861 when it was interrupted by the beginning of the Civil War. The building, which was designed in the Kirkbride Plan style, was self-sufficient, meaning it had its own farm, waterworks, and even a cemetery located on the 666 acres of land (spooky!). The long staggered "wings" of the asylum were built specifically to bring in fresh-air and sunlight, and to give patients privacy, which was something many were not used to during that time period. By October 1864, before construction was officially complete the first patients were admitted and the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum was a success. The pre-asylum era for people suffering from mental illness was a terrible and cruel time period. Many without families were locked in prisons alongside criminals, often times chained to walls, naked and in terrible conditions regardless of the season. Those who did have families were shamefully hidden away in attics, basements, and even holes in the ground, so as not to embarrass their families. By the 1800s things began to change, and thanks to reformers like Dorothea Dix and Thomas Story Kirkbride, metal illness began to be seen as something treatable instead of condemning. Initially the Trans-Allegheny Lunatic Asylum was only supposed to hold 250 patients, but at its peak in 1949 the asylum was holding upwards of 2,600 people in dangerously overcrowded conditions. At the time the hospital was home to people being treated for various conditions including, "epileptics, alcoholics, drugs addicts, and non-educable mental defectives", but by 1949 local newspapers were reporting on the poor sanitization and dangerous conditions at the hospital. Unable to keep its doors open any longer, Trans-Allegheny officially closed in May of 1994. For many years the asylum had a reputation for being an extremely dangerous and violent place with many reports of patients attacking and even killing one another. There are stories of female employees who were raped and killed by patients not being properly monitored thanks to overcrowding and understaffing. One woman's body was even discovered after two months at the bottom of an unused staircase, where she had been killed and dumped. Many believe that all of this death and violence that took place inside the hospital helped to create one of the most haunted buildings in the country, and often visitors report having run-ins with spirits still trapped inside. Many of those experiences include the sound of gurneys being moved, screams coming from inside the electro-shock room when there is no one else around, and strange shadows. The most active part of the building is rumored to be the fourth floor, where many have experienced banging, screaming, and even the spirit of a soldier named Jacob who has been seen walking the empty corridors in the night. In 2007 the building was bought at auction for $1.5 million and even though the National Historic Landmark offer both historical tours and ghost tours, the survival of the building is still at risk. Guests are invited to take one (or all) of the 5 unique historical tours, and fans of the paranormal are in luck because TALA offers 8-hour ghost hunts of different wards depending on what you're interested in. https://maps.roadtrippers.com/us/weston-wv/points-of-interest/trans-allegheny-lunatic-asylum-weston

[beaversatemygrandma]

So my older younger sister is in town for thanksgiving. The college one. The goth who proudly walks through a catholic school wearing pentagrams and shirts with 666 on them. Great kid. Well, once she got a job at the restaurant next door to my work, our social lives became oddly connected even tho we never hung out with each other, just the same person in his opposite circles. And this person? The mentioned fuckboi who crashed on my couch for like three months and brought me and some other girls together. If anybody remembers the story of the fuckboi and all that, my sister has the fucking continuation of it and I’m still SCREAMING over the development in the Same Fucking Story because fuckboi is still on his bullshit, but now with my sister’s ex best friend from high school.

So, after the whole act the fuckboi pulled with me and those other two girls from panera, he slipped over to the arby’s next door where he was the slightly elder ‘i’m possibly in college’ type of person. (You know, you have the high schoolers, ‘college’ kids, and then everybody over 25. He went from being the just graduated fresh out of school one to the ‘college’ one. And he picked up another few girls. 

The worst part is: Boi was a manager there. The same boi who decided that he wasn’t moving with his parents to another city and decided to live on my fucking couch.

He didn’t stop the fuckboi shenanigans. Now, with these fresh out of high school girls and him being in his gap years, he ended up settling into a relationship with my sister’s friend. Now, my sister, being the good friend who very much knows about what this guy did with me and my friends, she goes to her friend and says “He cheated on his ex, and is currently cheating on you.” etc etc. To which her friend vagues her on tiktok about “Knowing *fuckboi* would never do that to her” meanwhile my sister is just like, “K. this is your problem now. Bc he’s fucking this other girl i know.” Then fuckboi joined the air force, gets ‘military married to’ her, still sleeping around but he’s ‘absolutely dedicated and loyal’ to this girl. And this girl left all her damn friends behind bc every one was like ‘he’s not good.’ 

And. well. he’s not good.

Then as my sister tells me this story, she digs up the evidence of the vaguepost and shows me it. Fuckboi has gone from kinda cute, kinda weird, kinda hot, to looking like he just got drafted and kinda weird-looking. (He has a damn clean shaven face and a buzzcut and i do not know this man and cannot believe that i previously was a partner of his)

Anyways, he’s in the Air Force now and still fucking around literally everywhere yet engaged to some girl he’s been dating for less than a year. I’m still screaming about this. I don’t know who that man is anymore. It’s only been two years since his last girl (same one i was friend with) got sick of him and kicked him out and I’m becoming convinced that he can’t afford to live on his own without a girlfriend with a home because his parents went across the state so he keeps getting girlfriends to live with all the while still being a fuckboi.

And the Air Force. It at least explains the box of flight simulator gear i had sitting in my dining room for three months.

ENGAGED. HE’S 21. WHAT ARE WE? cHILDREN?? TF ARE YOU ENGAGED FOR?

He hasn’t deleted me on snap yet and there’s a chance i could really fuck something up if i wanted to. But I’ll let this girl live in her deluded happiness with him until he messes around with my sister’s life again.

Also, suddenly remembering the time this boy told me I had a ‘bad boy complex’ because he was such a bad boy and that’s why i had feelings for him, not like he was a close person to me who i was sleeping with or anything. Bad boy. He called himself a bad boy. Dude. You don’t know bad by a long shot and are literally a lawful citizen in EVERYTHING other than your cheating and that you can drive 90mph in a fucking prius. Just because you were sleeping with somebody who was 22 when you were 16 and drinking doesn’t mean you're a ‘bad boy’. (It wasn’t me, he was 18 when around me and STILL Boasting about that.)

He was a rich kid who came to the south part of town to sleep around more after his whole adventure there.  I can’t even with this kid.

[peaches-of-1]

666 So Fresh- Epilogue

It’s over, huh? Thanks to all who read and I hope you join me in this year’s inktober readings!

< Prev 

Jungkook was playing video games on his laptop. His 10 minute break had turned into an hour. There was just this one douche bag that kept beating him and he wasn’t going to stand for that. One of the voices from the other end spoke up.

“This will be my last round. Bonnie posted, and I wanna give her all my attention.”

Another voice gasped, “You mean, Bonnie2Clydes? I love them!”

“It’s funny how they think they’re demons.”

“They are.” Jungkook said before muting the other’s voices. “I was in love with her, and it didn’t work out because of that...and other things.” He laughed

Now he had done it. Even the people on the other team were typing in the room chat about how Bonnie2Clydes were so awesome and so cool. Then someone recognized his username and asked about her. He disconnected and closed the game.

Right behind it was her...their Instagram page. He refreshed the page.

Sure enough they had just updated. Some people thought someone was impersonating the trio everyone was calling the new Bonnie and Clyde trio Zula was a part of. 

There were times he thought that it was his imagination, them flying off into the night rather than plummeting to their deaths. It wasn’t, though. He knew this as he recalled the video that went viral of flying “humans” with wings like skin and scales across their bodies.

No one saw where they landed, but they had their ever growing fan base trying to find them. In all honesty, people found them all the time. The cops could never do anything about it because either A. They knew they were demons and didn’t know how to handle that or B. The force was run by demons, so they did nothing about it.

Even if they were ever caught, how could human cells contain them?

The result? They got to do whatever they wanted. No one ever really questioned them. It was common knowledge that they were thieves and sometimes murderers, but some people idolized that. All their murders had been accidents or self defense in all honesty since it was usually recorded from several angles.

Jungkook got a call, it was his girlfriend. He smiled at his phone as he answered.

“Hey, Jiean. I’m running a bit late, but I’m on my way.” He kept his grin as he threw on a hoodie over his white shirt, “Yeah, I can’t believe it’s been a month, either. I’ll see you there. Love you.”

Jungkook looked at his laptop one last time, deciding that he would leave his homework for later. He clicked on the the most recent photo. Zula had posted it. He knew because of the lipstick emoji at the end of the caption. Jungkook couldn’t help but think that she was still out there somewhere. He used to think she was waiting for him to save her, but that was someone who could save herself.

Kookie had moved on, but he still loved her. Maybe their paths would cross again someday. She called those guys “my boys”. Yep, definitely not waiting for him.

Zula smiled as she sipped her coffee at the beach resort they were at. They had gone straight to the shore when they knew they were going to survive. The gunshot wound in her arm had completely healed, but it told the truth. She wasn’t going to live forever. That just meant she’d have to make every single moment last even more, make them count.

Footsteps came running towards her, her duet of boys chimed “Good morning, jagiya~” and each kissed one of her cheeks.

She smiled and asked if they were hungry. They said that they were still full from the large buffet they had all gone to last night and wanted to hit the beach. Taehyung wanted to take some pictures for their page.

Suddenly, Zula were on a roof. Zula was bleeding. Zula knew she was going to die. Life drained out from her as she saw one of her boyfriends leap to get help and she felt so alone. So incredibly alone. She felt Taehyung’s hand grab hers and begged him to hold on.

“Zula! Hold on, Zula! We still have to go see the ocean. You, me, and Yoongi. The three of us will have our beach vacation. We’ll collect seashells.” A drop of wetness fell on her arm. “We’ve gotta go shopping for bathing suits first. I know you’ll have all eyes on you.”

She lifted his cheek, “You’re the only eyes I need.”

“You still with us?” Yoongi asked.

Zula shook her now shortened waves, making the nightmare memory leave her thoughts, “Yeah. Just remembering.”

Taehyung held her hand, “How about we make new memories that are actually worth remembering? Happier ones.”

He wiggled his waterproof camera as the hot concrete turned to even hotter sand that got scooped up into your sandals.

“Sounds like fun. What else would Bonnie and her Clydes do?”

Tae smiled and both looked at Yoongi.

“You know I can’t say no to you.” He blushed.

With her best preacher voice, Zula said, “Can I get a Hell yeah?”

“Hell yeah!”

[coffeeforday]

Lazy birthday morning

This is my little contribution to @levi-supreme’s collab Happy Birthday Levi 🥰 it is a very self-indulgent story for ✨my✨ birthday! Inspiration was very low this month, so please, enjoy this fluff overload with me 💕

W/C: 666 😈, short and sweet as always

You wake up disappointed when you stretch your arm just to feel the cold and empty right side of the bed. You turn on your back and groan. The bed is so comfortable and the thought of getting out of bed is the last thing you want to do.

Then it hits you, reality finally getting through the morning haziness. It’s your birthday. Your eyes snap open, excitement bubbling in you. You took the day off just for that: to have time for you. Levi also took the day off, knowing you would have called in for him if he didn’t. It saved him the embarrassment.

The disappointment felt only a few moments ago transforms into confusion. If you were both off work, how come you were alone in your shared bed? Your ears pick up on some rustling sounds coming from the kitchen. Now relieved that your boyfriend is still home, you demand what you crave most from the warm comfort of your bed.

“Where are my birthday cuddles!”

It’s muffled by the walls separating you two but you hear his answer.

“You’re such a brat”

You can hear him make his way to the bedroom, soft steps making the old wooden floors creak.

You gasp, feigning vexation.

“Is that how you talk to your elder”, you bring your hand to your forehead dramatically, an Oscar-worthy sigh leaving your lips.

“You’re literally a couple of weeks older than me”, he puffs.

You perk up at the sound of something being placed on the nightstand. It’s your favourite mug fuming with fresh coffee filling it. You gasp happily at the sight. This time it’s genuine, no trace of fake irritation. Levi’s lips move into a smirk as he brings his own cup to his lips. He won’t say it today but he always said you are like a puppy, partly because you get distracted and excited over the littlest things.

So he watches you reaching for your mug and bringing it to your mouth, after softly placing an unruly strand of hair behind your ear. He watches you blow the steam away and take a whiff of the freshly brewed coffee. He enjoys it before you become insufferable again. It’s not his first birthday with you. You had warned him the first year, how you turn into a princess. You do make it clear that it is your day and that you’re ready to be pampered.

You put the mug aside. Then, you lay back down in bed with another dramatic sigh.

“Coffee is great and all but it’s nothing compared to birthday cuddles.” You give him an exaggerated pout and bat your lashes, an attempt to ridiculous puppy eyes.

Levi clicks his tongue.

“You’re not just a brat, you’re a needy brat.”

He looks unphased by your pleading face and takes a sip of tea. But you know better, you know the facade is cracking. Your pout changes to a smirk as you see him slowly put down his cup next to yours. The giggle that escapes your lips can’t be helped when he makes his way in bed with you. He’s fast and locks you in between his arms quickly, keeping you from wiggling away. As if you would, instead, you push yourself deeper in his arms. It’s just nice to finally have a lazy morning together, busy life often getting in the way.

Snowflakes start to fall outside the window. You see it from the corner of your eyes, falling lazily and covering everything with a fluffy white blanket. The playfulness from earlier dies down, letting an overwhelming feeling of gratefulness through.

“I’m happy you’re still keeping up with me, Levi. I can’t think of anyone I’d rather spend this day with.”

His fingers brush some of your hair away, a subtle smile forming on his lips.

“And I’m happy to see your energy isn’t dying down with old age.”

You gasp, and just like that, the apartment is filled with laughter again.

[darkened-writer]

Simply Divine (An Alcina Dimitrescu x Fem!Reader)

This may become a series depending on how I feel but WARNING! This story contains blood and swearing!!

Words: 666 (;D)

Mouth dry, hair ever so slightly covered into the snowflakes, and a numbing feeling in her hands, feet, and face, Y/N stumbled through the snowy terrane of Romania.  

She was shrammed with the cold, body stiff as she finally collapsed at the front of a castle, the look almost regal and rich.

Y/N slid a hand up to the door and knocked, arm falling after the fact.

“Please.. He..lp me..”

She had closed her eyes but the sound of the large doors opening and the warm embrace were very much prevalent.

“Cassandra! Bring a fresh set of clothes and clear out a room!”

“Yes Mother.”

The movement of being carried was suddenly overwhelmed by warmth, a fire.

“Poor girl is frozen solid, she must have past out after she knocked..”

“She’s so pretty though!”

“Daniela quiet.. She’s resting, we shouldn’t wake her..”

“Daughters, clear the room and have our cook bring a fresh plate for the poor girl.”

Alcina looked down at the sleeping girl and brought the spread out hairs behind her ears, smiling a bit before exiting the room, quietly.

After the incident, Y/N had recovered fully and had began to get well acquainted with the castle and the workers. Many maids, and many cooks, however, she was very perturbed by the fact that most of the staff were women. 

The Lady of the castle had insisted that she stay and join the staff as Romania had a large and deadly storm passing through.

So, Y/N took the deal and was the maid in charge of Alcina’s chambers and the daughters chambers.

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I wiped down the mirror that was within ‘My Lady’s’ chamber, my reflection staring back at me as wiped it down and made sure no residue was left behind.

Her room was very large and expensive looking, most things etched with gold. And, a rather large mannequin looming over me as I cleaned.

“Good Girl.. You are quite the cleaner..”

I turned around, Alcina locking eyes with me as I looked up towards her.

“T-Thank you ma’am, I try to clean the best as possible for the ladies of the castle..”

Alcina walked around her wardrobe and came closer to me, almost predatory, her eyes looking up and down my figure, examining my bodice.

“Do you.. like cleaning..?”

I let my mouth shut before swallowing and continuing to speak.

“I..Do? I just want to make myself worth as I stay in the castle. I’ll be gone after the storm passes..”

Her hand reached to her other hand, gripping the edge of the leather glove, and slowly sliding it off of her pale skin, her long and slender fingers now in view.

“Just your presence is good enough..”

‘What is she doing..?”

Her hand slid up to cup my cheek, cold immediately hitting my cheek.

“Lady..?”

“Shush.. Don’t speak.. not even a peep out of you...”

Her eyes were scanning my face, my eyes, lips, nose, all of it.

Her thumb slid to my bottom lip and she drug it down, my face now contorted into a pout.

She was so alluring...

She leaned down and held eye contact, bringing her mouth closer... and closer to mine, her hot breath fanning against my lips.

Her teeth sunk into my bottom lip, my eyes widening as she sucked on it and seemingly pulled back, unlatching from my lip.

Her thumb wiped my bottom lip clean of the blood now oozing out, her thumb now stained red.

“Now..now.. you’re simply divine.. Such a fresh taste..”

She pulled back and adjusted her hat, sliding her gloves back onto her pale and cold hands.

“Finish my quarters and move on to Bela’s..” She walked to the door and stooped, turning her gaze back to me as I stood, mouth agape.

“Might wanna close that mouth of yours, Darling.. Don’t want to eat a fly, do you?”

She leaned down and exited the room, leaving me with a hand to my lips.

“What the fuck just happened?”

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[ssa-7567]

A Night out

Foggy Nelson X Reader

Just a little one shot of my favourite Lawyer

Word count:666

Well here we go again, you thought after hearing your Alarm in the Morning. You got ready and made yourself a fresh coffe before heading to work. You worked for the Bulletin and became good friends with Karen Page who started working in the Bulletin one week after you. It’s been one month since you started and you always had good story’s but no one could top the Storys Karen got from Time to time. You were always amazed by her and got lucky to be such good friends. ,,Hey Y/N are you coming to Josies with me after work?“ Karen asked across your table. „I’m not sure, i wanted to make…“ you started. „I think Foggy would disappointed if you didn’t came“ You looked at her and blushed a little. „Don’t you mean i would be disappointed if i didn’t took the chance to see Foggy again? We both know its one sided.“ you said an turned back to your work. „He has a crush on you have you looked at him while your around, he is always smiling like a little kid and he already asked me if you would be there tonight.“ „Alright, Alright but don’t let me do anything stupid while he is around.“ You said and looked at your work. „I’ll make sure you don’t“ she said and also turned to her work.

At the evening you got ready and heard a knock at your Door. „Coming“ you said and opened the door to Karen who came to pick you up. „hey I’m nearly ready give me a minute“ You put on your shoes, took a last look in the mirror and grabbed your coat befor going out with Karen. Ten minutes later you two arrived at Josies. You took a look around and spotted Foggy and Matt at the Bar. „You are turning red again“ Karen said and headed to the bar with a smile. You got to the bar and greeted them. „Hey you two.“ you said and smiled at foggy. „Hey to you“ he sayed with the dreamy smile you fall to everytime you see it. You sat down and ordered a Drink. After a few drinks you decided it would be great to play Billard. So the four of you went over to the pool table and you began to play. You felt Foggy staring at you and after you hit the ball you looked up at him and he shyly looked at the flor. „Come on Foggy its your turn“ you said and smiled. He moved to the Table and took his shoot. Karen took the next shoot and you got to the bar and got another round. Foggy came up behind you and grabbed the drinks for him and Matt. „Thanks“ you said and grabbed the other ones. You two put the drinks on the table and turned back to the pool table. „Ahh the two love birds have returned and they brought new drinks“ Karen said and both Matt and Karen went to take a pause. Foggy and you played three rounds before Foggy spoke up. „So, love birds?“ you took a pause an took the risk. „ I think Karen wants that we finally talk about the thing that is between us. You know the being shy when we are together and the talking about the other person when they are not around, also that i blush every time she mentions you in a conversation and…“ „Wait you talk about me and blush at the thought of me when I’m not around? Because Karen says i get “Heart Eyes“ when i talk about you“ he said and smiled slightly. You smiled and asked „so what happens now?“ „Well how about we talk about that on Thursday when i take you out?“ „I would really like that“ you said and moved further to him. „But first i want to get a taste of those lips.“ he smiled and leaned down to kiss you softly.

[navybrat817]

Peaceful Waves

Story Rating: General Audiences

Relationships: James Mace/Reader

Word Count: 500

Summary: The waves always made him feel peaceful and you knew he made it.

This was written for two challenges! @jtargaryen18′s 30 Days of Chris Challenge and @captain-a-rogerss, @donutloverxo and @optimistic-dinosaur-nacho‘s Captains Weekly Challenge. Prompt for Week 2: “I’m here.”

30 Days of Chris

CaptainsWeeklyChallenge

Mace doesn’t get enough love and this is NOT canon complaint. This is also not beta-read, so any and all mistakes are my own! Enjoy! And sorry for missing any tags. Mace lovers, unite!!!

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Waves always made James Mace feel peaceful. Looking back, that was always one of the happiest memories of him. Being by the water, watching the faintest of smiles touch his lips when the waves crashed. He was always level headed, but he rarely smiled. Military upbringing was the excuse he made. So you made sure to never forget the moments when he looked happy. 

Standing on the beach, you slowly looked up from the water toward the sun. The sun was dying before. Was. Now it shined like before, bright and strong. Like he was...You knew the mission had been successful because it was such a beautiful day. And warm...so warm. 

That warmth reminded you of how it felt when his arms were around you. He always said you got cold so easily. You made sure to take one of his sweaters with you wherever you went. And when his scent began to fade, you made sure to get his cologne so you wouldn't miss it. He probably would have laughed if he knew. 

You must have been standing too close to the water because the breeze caused a few droplets to hit your face. Wait...no. Those were tears. When did you start crying? You thought you were done with that. It had been months. Years. And it's not like you two had anything special…

The tears didn't slow as you remembered the day he left. He had been focused on the mission. The world needed to be saved. You never once blamed or resented him for that. Humanity meant more than your feelings. And if you held him back, you wouldn't be standing by the beautiful ocean.

Besides, you read too deeply into things. You never got a message from him. Not even a goodbye for you. It hurt at first. Some days it still felt raw, like a wound that just wouldn't heal. There would always be a place in your heart for him and that was why you still hadn't moved on. It would always be him. 

"You know...seeing the waves soothed me when I was up there."

"Mace," you exhaled as you turned around, your feet moving before your mind could process that he was standing in front of you. Falling into his open arms wasn't your most dignified moment, but it didn't matter.

“I’m here.”

Having him there brought fresh tears to your eyes. "I'm sorry, Mace. God, I'm such a mess."

"You're not a mess. You're beautiful," he swore, wiping a tear away with his thumb.

"When did you turn into such a sap?" you teased. 

"Maybe I've always been a sap," he smirked. "And…I should have done this a long time ago."

Feeling his lips against yours didn't feel like fireworks. Those faded away too quickly. This was a continuous burn. Instead of pulling away, you let yourself get swept up in it. And if it was like getting too close to the sun...at least you'd burn together.

[spnyouresostupid]

Season 3 Final Rankings

The Top 5!!!

#5 - Mystery Spot

My Score - 9

Sarah’s Score - 9

Total Score - 69

Mystery Spot was just as good as I remember it I’m realizing that this season is either terrible (most of it) or amazing there is no in between. Shout out to Speight, he was fantastic to watch!

#4 - Jus in Bello

My Score - 9

Sarah’s Score - 9

Total Score - 71

Everyone pack bonds with Dean me included. This is such a tense and well written episode. The first time we see the anti-possession tattoo’s!

#3 - No Rest for the Wicked

My Score - 9

Sarah’s Score - 8

Total Score - 75

Before it became cliche this was such a shock. This is still just as engaging even knowing how it ends. MVP Jensen and his jacting skills!

#2 - A Very Supernatural Christmas

My Score - 10

Sarah’s Score - 9

Total Score - 81

This is one my all time favorite episodes of Supernatural, it’s everything I love about this show. Shout out to baby!Colin Ford in his first apperance as young Sam! He was perfect.

#1 - Ghostfacers!

My score - 10

Sarah’s Score - 10

Total Score - 82

Screw you binge watchers, this episode is perfect! 7.6? I can’t. Hillaious, and strangely heartfelt I loved every minute of this watching experience.

Also here’s what Ed looks like now:

To quote Sarah ‘Holy Shit!’

#16-11 #10-6

The ranking so far of Seasons 1-3:

1. Ghostfacers! s3

2. A Very Supernatural Christmas s3

3. Nightshifter s2

4. In My Time of Dying s2

5. What is and What Should Never Be s2

6. All Hell Breaks Loose pt 2 s2

7. Faith s1

8. No Rest for the Wicked s3

9. Something Wicked This Way Comes s1

10. Tall Tales s2

11. Jus in Bello s3

12. Home s1

13. Hunted s2

14. Mystery Spot s3

15. Devil’s Trap s1

16. Bloodlust s2

17. Skin s1

18. Hell House s1

19. The Kids Are Alright s3

20. Bad Day at Black Rock s3

21. Crossroad Blues s2

22. Scarecrow s1

23. Hollywood Babylon s2

24. Simon Said s2

25. Asylum s1

26. Windego s1

27. Folsom Prison Blues s2

28. Croatoan s2

29. Provenance s1

30. Playthings s2

31. Dream a Little Dream of Me s3

32. The Benders s1

33. Everybody Loves a Clown s2

34. All Hell Breaks Loose pt 1 s2

35. Born Under a Bad Sign s2

36. Pilot s1

37. Bedtime Stories s3

38. Phantom Traveler s1

39. Bloody Mary s1

40. Salvation s1

41. Dead In the Water s1

42. Nightmare s1

43. Roadkill s2

44. Children Shouldn’t Play with Dead Things s2

45. Red Sky at Morning s3

46. Houses of the Holy s2

47. Fresh Blood s3

48. Dead Man’s Blood s1

49. The Usual Suspects s2

50. Hook Man s1

51. Long-Distance Call s3

52. No Exit s2

53. Heart s2

54. The Magnificent Seven s3

55. Time is on My Side s3

56. Shadow s1

57. Malleus Maleficarum s3

58. Bugs s1

59. Route 666 s1

60. Sin City  s3