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#stupidity i love it
dear-ao3 · 5 months
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selling sunset is such a stupid show but i’m obsessed with how all these girls rehash drama from three seasons ago like their life depends on it it’s so entertaining
“it’s refreshing to hear that” no it’s not this is the same thing that you said 12 episodes ago that someone new just worded slightly differently so now you have the opportunity to talk about it again
“not to speak for her” no you’re absolutely speaking for her. go girl, tell me the same story that you’re not even involved in for the hundredth time from a slightly different perspective i’m here for it
“so i haven’t seen ___ since ____ and i know she’s going to be at ____ and i’m so stressed about it” if i had a dollar for every time someone said this i could pay my tuition i love it
“so i was talking to ____” oh pull up a chair and grab a drink we’re about to talk about a spat from 4 seasons ago again yes go off
“omg you look so good!” (or variation) translation: i hate you and i’m currently plotting revenge. smash cut to an individual interview laying out every time shes done that person wrong. gets me every time.
“when did i say that?” GIRL THIS IS A SHOW ITS FILMED !!! WE HAVE RECORD OF YOU SAYING EXACTLY THAT!!!! i live for it
“we’re a family” no no no let’s not forget all the times you nearly killed eachother 12 times over. but we won’t because someone is going to lay out exactly that in about .2 seconds.
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lemonbarista · 1 month
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laur-rants · 8 months
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I love when my borzoi does the thing
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ladysqueakinpip · 4 months
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guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.
THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929
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mintroclus · 7 days
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Love is love when you're in the dungeon
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greykolla-art · 2 months
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Charlie: “I’m so glad my most villain-coded friend is at full power again! 🥰💕”
*throws this to you angst goblins like raw steak* ❤️
(No I will not do a part 2!❤️)
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notherpuppet · 2 months
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Buckshot: Part 3 of 4
Getting to know the nanny
Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 4
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verflares · 4 months
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NOW SPELL: ANGEL Z-E-L-D-A WRONG! TRY AGAIN.
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semisolidmind · 3 months
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ok hear me out—
(sue me but he was one of the only mfs in that damn place who wasn't tryna kill the player and i think we should have been able to save him. so, fix it au where y/n helps the gang escape and they live happily in a secluded house in the woods)
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sadbenedict · 4 months
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I was in need of something cute right now. They deserve hug.
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kavebot · 2 months
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i cant with this fucking cat, chat
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wickedhawtwexler · 1 year
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me when other people tag me in things: this person??? thought about me???? i'm so flattered??????? 🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕🥺💕
me when i consider tagging someone in a post: i am annoying!!!! i am overstepping every single boundary!!!! i am making an absolute fool out of myself!!!!!!
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cosmic-muses · 7 months
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I love putting pointless effort into photoshop jokes
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Estrojan horse (inspired by someone on discord)
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lotus-pear · 1 month
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HAPPY 114‼️‼️ take these silly doodles i did
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radioroxx · 1 month
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this is kerdly 2 me. btw
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cosmiicchaoss · 3 months
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do not think, do not speak, do not hope
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