#selling sunset

[dear-ao3]

selling sunset is such a stupid show but i’m obsessed with how all these girls rehash drama from three seasons ago like their life depends on it it’s so entertaining

“it’s refreshing to hear that” no it’s not this is the same thing that you said 12 episodes ago that someone new just worded slightly differently so now you have the opportunity to talk about it again

“not to speak for her” no you’re absolutely speaking for her. go girl, tell me the same story that you’re not even involved in for the hundredth time from a slightly different perspective i’m here for it

“so i haven’t seen ___ since ____ and i know she’s going to be at ____ and i’m so stressed about it” if i had a dollar for every time someone said this i could pay my tuition i love it

“so i was talking to ____” oh pull up a chair and grab a drink we’re about to talk about a spat from 4 seasons ago again yes go off

“omg you look so good!” (or variation) translation: i hate you and i’m currently plotting revenge. smash cut to an individual interview laying out every time shes done that person wrong. gets me every time.

“when did i say that?” GIRL THIS IS A SHOW ITS FILMED !!! WE HAVE RECORD OF YOU SAYING EXACTLY THAT!!!! i live for it

“we’re a family” no no no let’s not forget all the times you nearly killed eachother 12 times over. but we won’t because someone is going to lay out exactly that in about .2 seconds.

[runawaywhorses]

Christine Quinn

[irenespring]

May try to break my writer's block for Serious Writing by writing some pointless domestic fluff nonsense of House and Wilson watching Selling Sunset because the show is delightfully insane, we know canonically House watches reality TV, and they would both have thoughts.

[mulaniseverything]

Selling Sunset is like the McDonald’s of tv shows. Like you know it’s bad but they inject something into it that makes it feel so good.

[littletonpace]

I Like To Watch / Trixie & Katya ↳ Drag Queens Trixie Mattel & Katya React to Selling Sunset

[eggsareround]

all i'm saying is that Keith sat on the couch one time while Lance watched something like Bridgerton or Say Yes To The Dress and was like 'this shit sucks Lance, why're you watching this?' and then like five minutes later he'd be raging cause the Duke didn't want to marry Daphne or because the bride went like 30k over the budget. He's the classic boyfriend who says he doesn't like his partners tv shows, and then stands behind the couch for like thirty minutes to make sure he doesn't miss anything.

[hldailyupdate]

Harry’s old house in Los Angeles was up for sale in one of the new episodes of Reality Real Estate Netflix Series, Selling Sunset. (19 May 2023)

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[um-vvhat]

I know some people are going to disagree but genuinely Marie-Lou’s feelings that Chrishell is a mean girl for not being besties with her is pure raw insecurity

[lowpolylobotomy]

holy shit there is a selling sunset tumblr fandom this delights me so much

- emma needs to have lesbian experiences this woman is the flirtiest bisexual without knowing it

- stan chelsea. the way jason gave her like five holy trials to get into the o group that no one else had to do and she stomped them and became one of their top agents ? iconic . legendary

- christine definitely outgrew the show but also mother please come home

- NICOLE is UNHINGED and i love that for her. this woman is a menace to society and reads as like one of those hallmark romantic leads that is addicted to her work and needs to find a man's touch and the magic of christmas to find joy in her life. shes on netflix they should put her in the next princess switch

- delighted that chrishell is in her choosing violence era. she was always submissive to christine but she's eating the girls alive this season i live

- marie lou is here for jason's money and maybe some reality tv time and absolutely nothing else. jason's still hung up on chrishell and thus marie lou is saying anything she can to get chrishell out of the picture. we love a girl boss i kinda hope she murders him for the inheritance

- g flip is so dissonant with the rest of the show when they show up and it's my favourite thing. like these catty beautiful real estate agents and its like hey i'm g flip i'm 2ft tall i'm australian and i love my wife and playing tunes and like yasss slay

- amanza absolutely despising alex hall within five minutes of meeting her is the best thing. i need more crossover with these shows bc someone other than kayla needs to eat hall and polly alive

i could talk at equal length about selling the oc bc i love that awful fucking show too yas god

[califever]

I’m literally this man watching all of the Selling Sunset drama

[redcarpet-streetstyle]

[runawaywhorses]

Emma Hernan

[declanwidow]

i for one am grateful that chrishell is married to someone nonbinary just so we get to have the women in selling sunset discuss sexuality bc it is PRETTYYYY hysterical

[pebblysand]

Someone with a h*rry p*tter house in the bio should keep any opinion to themselves.

coming from someone who won’t put their @ to their own opinion, i find this incredible. why don’t you come off anon and we can talk about my HP house, eh?

[texasbama]

Jason is a lil bitch. He really left Mary high and dry cause he doesn’t wanna get in between Chrishell and Nicole. pencil dick havin, cowardly lil shit

[liliesah]

Chrishell is hilarious this season omg she gave the world top-tier reality content