I see you've called for some monster dicks! Well, let's see... it's summertime, and what happens in summer? Fairs, of course!
Imagine, you get invited to a fair for fantastical creatures of all shapes and sizes! Dragons, werewolves, mermaids, slimes – you name it, it'll be there. It sounded too good to be true... until you checked the invitation again.
It's from one of the stall operators, who needs some last-minute assistance with their booth. Seems they provide a vital service to the fair, just as important as the food stalls and drink stands: a breeding booth. With so many creatures (and pheromones, especially with the plant monsters included) packed into one place, tensions tend to run a bit high, and plenty of creatures end up needing some place to let out some stress. But their main breeder has called out sick, and they need someone to take their place.
You're astonished – surely, they can't be serious, asking you to be their main breeder? – but curiosity has you reading the rough draft of the contract they've sent you. If you were to accept, you'd be kept in the back of the booth with the rest of the breeders, where customers can come in to have their way with you for as many loads as they paid for. Being the main breeder, you'd be expected to take the most amount of customers – ah, but it looks like you'll also be getting the most amount of assistants for cleaning up and... laying? Ah, that's right – so many creatures there will need to empty their eggs some place, and where better than at the breeding booth? Your assistants will get you laying whenever they can to keep you from getting too stuffed, but someone's slipped you a note warning you that at the busiest hours of the day, it might be a while before someone can help you out with that, so you'll just be stuck getting egg after egg and load after load inside you, lying there for hours as customer after customer comes in to breed you...
Okay, this is definitely too good to be true.
... But on the off chance it's not, what's the harm in accepting?
~ 🦋
i would probably tear the contract in my eagerness to sign it. being left in the back getting huger and huger as I'm bred like a toy sounds like a dream come true
originally posted to www.onlyfunthings.org on May 14, 2017
Ciao lovelies! Today, let’s talk about fun things to do in the summer!
Summertime is a lovely season. The sun is shining, the sky is blue, the birds are happy and so are you! Well, maybe. You might be bored as well. But I’m here to help, with 32 super fun things to do this summer!
Learn a New Skill!
Something great to do with your freetime is to learn how to do something new.
Some things I’d suggest are:
-Sewing! Sewing is great because you can make yourself new clothes, accessories, etc!
-Knitting! Knitting is said to be very therapeutic and fun, and you can make clothes and scarves and hats!
-Music! Teach yourself to play an instrument. A great instrument for beginners is Piano! I learned to play piano as a child and it helped me with math and other logic skills!
-Dancing! Teach yourself some fun dances to do! YouTube is a treasure trove to find cool dances you could try and replicate!
-Writing! Brush up on your writing skills this summer and write poems, short stories, or even a full book! Or just keep a journal.
-Cooking! Summer would be a great time to learn new recipes! You could learn to cook or bake new things and let your family test your results!
Arts and Crafts!
Summer is a great time to do arts and crafts! I suggest first going on YouTube and making a playlist of diy ideas you want to do, and see if you can do all of them before summer ends!
Some DIY Craft Ideas:
-Dreamcatcher
-Friendship Bracelets
-Slime
-Pressed Flowers
-Hairbows
Check out any free local events!
Check your local papers and library for free local events! You could find tons of cool stuff, like concerts for local bands, local small conventions, volunteer opportunities, or the chance to meet new friends!
I also recommend going to your local library anyway to pick up some books on new, exciting subjects to learn about, like interesting periods in history or books teaching you some of the skills from #1! My local library even has a chess table set up, free to use for anyone! It’s tons of fun.
Go to the Beach!
A traditional and super fun thing to do in the summer is to go to the beach! There are tons of fun things to do in beach towns, so go nuts!
You could:
-Collect shells and make crafts with them later
-Do a fun beach photoshoot with yourself, some friends, and some dolls, or even pets!
-Get a henna "tattoo" from a local shop!
-Buy one of those super useless but fun tourist knick knacks and put it somewhere fun in your room!
-Take pictures and get them developed and make a scrapbook!
-Go swimming!
-Sunbathe!
-You can fish if the beach has a fishing pier!
-Eat ice cream or snow cones!
-Go in cosplay or costumes and walk along the boardwalk. For extra fun, stay in character!
-Take video and make a vlog out of it!
-Bring an instrument and play some music!
-Go boogieboarding!
The possibilities are endless. Going to the beach is a great way to make memories in the summer time!
Spend time with those you love!
-Spend time with your family! Take lots of pictures of them and make a scrapbook of all your family memories!
-Call your extended family for a fun chat!
-Spend time with your pets! Take them on walks, give them baths, give them treats, play games with them, scratch their favorite spots.
-Hang out with your friends! Arrange a sleepover! Or arrange a big meetup of all your friends and go out and do something special! Hang out at a park or go out on the town! Maybe film vlogs or take pictures!
-Spend time with your significant other if you have one! It’s okay to not have one, and don’t feel rushed to get one. If you have one, plan a nice surprise date. Or just go to the park or beach and sit calmly and talk with them!
Stay awesome, please remember to love yourself and have a great day/night/etc!!
hi this is a short little fluffy thing for 🎉weasley wednesday🎉, hope you enjoy :) also i dont know if scotland gets soupy but i need to write and rant about how fucking hot it is where i am so shhhhh
Prompt: It's peak summertime, and you and Garreth are in the Forbidden Forest gathering potion ingredients. But the heat is overwhelming, so you take a break in a creek you come across.
Word count: 584
Walking outside in the heat was like walking straight into a bowl of soup. It was thick and humid, the air seeming to weigh more than the trees themselves, and making anyone walking out in the open feel like sinking into the ground to escape the sun. Garreth and Y/N were certainly feeling the mid-August heat as they trod through the forest collecting toadstools and fluxweed and other tidbits they came across for his asinine potion experiments. They both walked carefully over the roots and mossy stones that littered the ground of the Forest; one could never be too careful when venturing through. The pair also carried mildly heavy sacks with them, the weight of which only made them sweat more.
Merlin, the sweating.
Y/N sat on a large root to rest, and started fanning themself to cool off. The two had already undone a few buttons on their shirts and loosened their ties, but when it was this hot outside, there was nothing much else one could do. Their hair clung to their face and their clothes clung to their bodies, and they had even considered at one point heading back early. Garreth sat down beside his friend and took a long breath before complaining:
"Merlin's beard, I feel as if I'm about to melt. And you don't look any better than I do, Y/N."
"Oh come off it, Weasley, I always look better than you do."
Y/N snorted, but what had said was true. The two were drenched in sweat and drowning in the grating sound of cicadas to add to the ambience of it all. The two sat for a moment before Y/N heard water running and stood up to look around. Not too far off behind them, was a decently sized creek, which looked cool and crisp and oh, so enticing.
"Hey Garreth?"
The ginger pushed his hair back and looked up at his companion, who was pointing over at the creek. They simply exchanged a grin as they set their supply sacks down and jogged over to the creek. It was just deep enough to lay down in without inhaling water, but that was good enough for them. The two laid down on their backs across the hard, but cool stones as they enjoyed the sensation of the fresh water lightly rushing over them. Y/N closed their eyes, taking the time to absorb and take relief in the atmosphere. The tepid water, the gentle sound of it rushing by their heads, the sound of nearby frogs that had the same idea as them. The sound of the croaking frogs was quite soothing, until one landed right on Y/N's face. That definitely pulled them out of their relaxed state.
"Eugh! Am I not already slimy and gross enough right now?"
Garreth sat up and looked down at his friend, with a grimace (and also frog slime) plastered across their face. He giggled before gently saying:
"Here, let me get that for you..."
He cupped some of the clear, cool water in his hands and gently let it pour over Y/N's face, using his thumbs to wipe away the sticky substance. When it was all cleared away, Y/N opened their eyes and stared up at the best friend, smiling. Garreth may be a goofball and a klutz, but he was brilliant to have around at times like this. The tenderness and care that he showed could make someone fall for him...
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my longest standing main character, mya! she is my slime
🍬a song for your favorite character?
we can build a fire - autoheart!
bonus: without you without them - boygenius
🐠author who inspires you?
there is a long list of books i read as a child that inspire me and i do not remember the author's names, but my current general inspos are lev grossman and niel gaiman! for lev im more focused on the derivatives of his work (the magicians syfy! my sweet love) and with niel i just love bro's endlessly diverse writing style
Jackunzel February Special
Week 3 - Autumn
Halloween Season
Fall has come to town, and that can only mean one thing: It’s time for Rapunzel to compile a massive checklist of autumnal-themed activities she and her boyfriend need to do.
Jack has no idea how she does it. Their schedule is packed enough in the summertime--pool and lake trips, water balloon fights, breakfast picnics, evening walks, ice cream dates, pretending to stab each other with popsicles and then having to wash their sticky clothes. How does she have the energy for anything when fall rolls around?
Regardless, he’s glad she does. With Rapunzel, every moment is an adventure. He never quite knows what’s coming next, and he relishes it.
She’s found a way to make September and October more packed than he even thought possible. There are pumpkin patches to mill around in, fall fairs to explore, leaf piles to jump in, orange autumn string lights and candles to take out, maple hot chocolate to drink while reading on a rainy day! No time to waste!
Then she hits him with her most ambitious project yet: The biggest Halloween party any of their friends have ever seen.
Her list of necessary preparations makes his head hurt at first, but it isn’t so bad once he gets going. He’s put in charge of decorations, and goes just as ham as Rapunzel hoped. Backyard kiddie pools filled with “slime” (water with green food coloring)? Done. Fog machines? Unquestionably. Jack-o-lanterns with stupid meme faces? A must. Fake (washable) corn syrup blood splattered all over the walls? Obligatory. Vaguely menacing gothic-feeling posters? There. Annoying fake cotton spiderwebs suffocating every doorway? How could they not?
Perhaps, however, Rapunzel should have known better than to ask him to help her with the snacks. There’s a very real possibility he’s going to eat all the gummy worms before any can go in the graveyard pudding cups. And the cheese-and-pretzel broomsticks. And the Haunted Hummus (thoroughly doctored with whatever green food coloring they didn’t use for the pools). And the chopped-off-finger mozzarella sticks with tortilla chip fingernails. And the spiderweb sugar cookies. And the breadstick bones.
It’s a very good thing Rapunzel accounted for this, and bought twice as many of every snack as they needed. Otherwise, the she might have had to cancel the party.
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HAPPY HALLOWEENTINE’S DAY LMAO
Halloween is a better holiday anyways, I feel very little shame in letting it hijack this February 14 ajidbhyg
Because these two would have the time of their LIVES planning an over-the-top halloween party <3 <3 <3 I know I meme about Anna being the most Pumpkin Spice Bitch-esque of the RotBTFD girls, but let’s be real--Rapunzel would totally be on-board with the fall drink obsession trend XD She’s very in love with all the special little treats the different seasons have to offer!!! And Jack would have the time of his life putting together the most over-the-top Halloween hamfest possible, I just know it XD
And yes Rapunzel very definitely has a wanderlust-themed room and I cannot be convinced otherwise akajndhsibvouv
Always liked the way those graveyard pudding cup things looked. Maybe I’ll get to actually eat one at a Halloween party someday ;______;
Yes I COULD make them myself but that sounds like a lot of work ajshouvyfuvy
New summer themed slime drop today!
A Summertime Slumber
Clear glittery slime who planned many things for summer but can't do shit for some reason. Awesome for asmr!
its a hot summer day, pearl just came to the office for a visit unaware she had the flu (symptoms didnt kick in shed had it for a day) everyone was in phoenix wrights office and now a few days later theyre all Various Levels of suffering
the question; do they take a group pool day with popsicles and such to enjoy summer anyways and also they all already have the flu they should stick together
this is like the summertime version of that one fic i wrote and i am here for it lmao
convalescing by the private pool is the funniest fucking mental image like theyre all just turning to slime in the shade. fighting over the last popsicle. maya pushes someone in.
can't really articulate WHY but slime by sleeping bag is such a summer tune to me. every single summer playlist i've made in the last like 7+ years starts with slime.
5: A song that needs to be played LOUD
THIS is a great, loud summer jam imo. also great for driving. all-around sick tune, i love mutoid man. ben koller is a beast on the kit, the riffs are fun, they're great live.
9: A song that makes you happy
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ALL TIME FAVORITE RIFF. it's so nasty, i love it so much. literally cannot be bummed out listening to anything off resurrection through carnage. one of my all-time favorite records.