#switch posting

[cncleric]

Two subs who are allowed to play around but aren't supposed to cum getting silly and needy together.

One of them gets all sadistic and forces the other to cum thinking the one who came will be punished.

Fair and just dom comforting the one who came that "Dom knows you didn't mean to, it was an accident baby, don't worry, etc." before brutally punishing the sadistic little fuck who tried to get their angel in trouble.

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[icedgaypresso]

don't know if I wanna fuck a pretty femme with my strap till she's overstimulated and putty in my hands or if I wanna be teased by her till she has me whimpering for her every touch

[lxladies]

I'm at that weird crossover point where I'm simultaneously in a subby and domme mood

Thinking of everything I'd like to do to people and getting turned on by the thought of it being done to me

[vampiric-valentine]

Erm actually. I’m a lapdog, but I still bark and bite. Maybe you should muzzle me, just to be safe.

I’ll be decently well behaved though. I sit at your feet, and sleep at the end of your bed, and I’ll fetch when you say so. I’m relatively good at following instructions.. I just get a little over excited sometimes :( I can’t help it :(

[sub-4-sub]

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[allcatsarebesties]

Switch as in I can only dom trans girls and I am a complete mess of a sub for everyone else

[mandatory-ftmbreeder]

pussy from a guy who was "the weird girl" growing up

[tjalexandernyc]

if you're subscribed to Microsoft word, you probably received an email recently saying they're upping their prices. Like, a lot. ($9.99/month instead of $6.99)

guess what though? you can log into your account, click Cancel Subscription, and get the option to continue your subscription at the same price WITHOUT their bullshit AI.

That's right, the new, higher price is actually a different subscription that includes AI that everyone is being opted into by force! What a cool and fun product that clearly everyone wants.

you can also choose to buy Word 2024 without AI for a single lump sum that will be yours in perpetuity, with no updates, for one computer.

Check your subscription if you need Word for work! Don't get duped into paying for something you might not even want

[irate-iguana]

For those who don’t know, Elon Musk has recently been directing his assholery towards Wikipedia — calling them ‘Wokepedia’ due to the amount they spend on Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion, and calling for people to stop giving them money “until they restore balance to their editing authority” —, now is a great time to consider donating to Wikipedia!

[bratty-koda]

I love being a switch actually because what do you mean we get to rip into each other???

Gimme. Sharpened my teeth in the 6th grade FOR A REASON ISTG, and my hands are strong :3

We could take turns strangling each other and trying to see how much bite force it would take for one of us to tap out or get cannibalized on accident 🥰🌸🪽

[puffpuppass]

I need to tie up a metalhead!! NOW!!!

[scalllions]

WHAT WOULD GOD THINK???!!! ❣️🌡️

[choco-bite]

[aphel1on]

AuDHD is so funny sometimes like what do you mean my hyperfixations/special interests will last for years on end or possibly forever but they will cycle out every month or two with absolutely no transitional period or warning. like i will think about the same topic every day obsessively for 46 days in a row and on the 47th day with no visible cause adhd brain goes "ok! bored of that now" and autism brain goes "dw i got something queued up for ya" and i blast into full blown obsession on some other topic whose mental file folders haven't opened in 9 months. brain's out here treating hyperfixations like a crop rotation. once the dopamine runs out it cycles in another one but once something's in the rotation it never ever leaves. last summer we brought in one from when i was 11. it's so funny to me but frustrating too bc like. i cannot stress enough my inability to predict or control this. or how completely abrupt and random it can be

EDIT: seems this is more common among ND people than i thought, and probably not limited to AuDHD specifically :] i was just describing my own experiences and didn't expect this post to blow up, so don't take me for an authority, but i'm glad it resonated with so many of y'all!

[sp00kymellonn]