#tagged selfie

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i have once again created a tinder account in order to people watch and mildly troll people

Thoughts?

[tomb-mold]

i finished it a while ago and only just got around to taking some pics but here is my finished crochet caterpillar in all her glory. gaze upon it

[swearingcactus]

you would be upset too if some cute kid you met at work was possessed by your shitbag cheating ex who died 50 odd years prior

[catboybiologist]

I think I'm at my hottest when sopping wet and mentally deranged

[sergle]

WELL, it took having my savings wiped out this year to do it, but I'm officially trying to raise funds for my breast reduction!!

It's so so needed, and I feel weird asking for help, but I'm asking for help. I can’t stand starting my savings from 0 again, and I can’t keep lugging these around. I don’t know how to describe how life changing this would be for me, or how much everyday pain the weight from these Thangs gives me. I go into it a little in the link, though. Save me from my tits??

[amygdalae]

Just went out for drinks n arcade games w some coworkers^u^

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your characters like this

[oath-of-elix]

A little late as usual with tags, the lovely @sidewalk-hoochie tagged me for a selfie this week and uhhh…

I kinda wished they brought back our shirt and suits before we switched to this as our default attire for my job. We look like restaurant waiters dealing cards instead of food 😂

Also..

They only bloom during this season buuuutt.. My front door is about to get attacked. 🤣🌹🌺✨

[borderlinereminders]

Some wedding photos I just got!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

it's been a while bu it's time to roast! that! aesthetic!

where I slap a fun lil gay outfit together and we have a lil fun in the notes coming up with roasts for whatever vibes this gives!

eg. OMFD wannabee ass, isn't the season for hot topic rennfaire over, etc etc

[otterize]

I wanna go to a hot spring and melt like the end of sky high

[catboybiologist]

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[samstatsupremacy]

My notes from the 92NY Q&A

Someone from Mayfair Witches is in IWTV S2 and Mayfair S2

Ben Daniels sent a thank-you letter to Rollin Jones re: working with such a beautiful cast and lovely project (and called himself Santi-baby in it). Jacob did his best Ben impression and read the email aloud to us.

The two actors Rolin KNEW they wanted from the beginning were Eric and Ben Daniels, before they even started casting

Jacob refused to pit Loumand and Loustat against each other. Said they have different vibes

Sam insists that we won't see "the real Lestat" until S3. We're only seeing everyone else's perception of him (very tongue-in-cheek). In response, Assad said, "Armand has a very good memory. Maybe the most accurate!"

Jacob said filming the Dreamstat scenes with Sam was like slipping on a glove, or an old sock (cue slightly inappropriate giggles from audience)

Delainey said her chemistry read with Jacob felt like everyone else in the room just faded away, and she bonded with him first on set

Lestat plays Harlequin instead of Lelio this season, and the moderator was so affected by Sam's performance that he said "I got pregnant after watching it." Rollin said it was "moves like Jagger" on that theater stage lol. Sam had trouble reconciling this part but he did have fun

Any time Jacob gets complimented, he tries to brush it off. He's so humble!

Delainey said Claudia knows Louis better than he knows himself, and Jacob* thinks he knows her but he doesn't

Eric said that Daniel's impression of Dubai situation is he's just sick of the lies and games from Loumand. He won't be intimidated, and if you push, he pushes back harder. He will not be bullied (much like himself, he added)

Lots of hype for ep5 of this season. Eric said it was the most traumatizing episode he's seen in his life. Everyone else agrees that it gets pretty heavy re: young Daniel's interview

Eric said "working with Jacob is like flying" and Jacob said "the feeling is entirely mutual" - so sweet!

Assad was so preciously nervous bc he admittedly still gets intimidated by the cast. He was struggling to finish his thoughts. He did praise how open and loving the whole cast and crew are. It was cute.

"When Louis meets Armand, Armand is kind of lost but putting on this facade of power that Louis sees through" (Assad's words)

Question: any fun moments off set that still make you laugh? Response: Sam and Jacob look at each other and just burst into laughter. They really struggled to find an answer that they felt was appropriate to share and barely answered it 😅

Q: What series would your character binge?

Everyone answered as their character:

Armand: Buffy

Daniel: Breaking Bad

Claudia: The OA

Lestat: The Real Housewives

Louis: The Real Housewives ("YOU LITERALLY TOOK MY ANSWER" to Sam)

This doesn't even cover the encounters I saw at the stage door. I'll do a separate post for that, maybe

[amygdalae]

Whateva

[artemispt]

Tweet / Pic and video

[yuri-goth]

this tummey tuesdey we are chilling nefarious style