#taiyang xiao long.

[artbyfuji]

near collapse of society but still taiyang's lawn must be mowed.

[erros429]

rwby textpost memes pt47!!! i miss my blorbos so much :(

[strqyr]

— call it a raven effect™ cos she sure has that on her teammates

[juanarc-thethird]

Mama Arc doesn't play around.

At the Arc household

*Ring! Ring!*

Jaune: Arc family, who is speaking?

Taiyang: *Serious* Leave my family alone.

Jaune: *confuse* I'm sorry?

Mama Arc: Oh honey, that's for me.

Jaune: S-Sure

He hands the phone to his mom.

Mama Arc: Thank you. You can go now.

Jaune: *Leaves*

Mama Arc: *Serious* So Taiyang…. are you ready to negotiate?

Taiyang: I won't give you my family stew recipe!

Mama Arc: Then start calling your relatives. Your daughters will soon be part of my family.

Taiyang: Don't you dare!

Mama Arc: *Yelling in the hallway* Jaune, we're going to the beach this weekend! Why don't you invite Ruby and Yang to join us?!

Taiyang: Okay! Okay! I'll give you the recipe.

Mama Arc: Sorry, but I don't want it anymore.

Taiyang: You wha-!

Mama Arc: *Hangs up* See you at the wedding, in-law.

[iamafanofcartoons]

The Xiao Long Rose Family is an underappreciated family in RWBY.

They deserve more love

[flipomatic]

[rodanhoax]

Loud continuous squeaks could be heard from upstairs, the ceiling lamp shaking violently from the impact.

Tai: ...

Summer: ...

Raven: ...

Yang: ... So we're just pretending this isn't happening? I'm not saying it's a bad idea, just asking.

Tai: Raven, why would you let Ruby bring that boy into our house?!

Raven: I don't know, what do you want from me? She thought that Arc kid was cool, for some reason, and asked if he'd like to come over with us.

Ruby: *Races down in just her tank top and shorts, before grabbing and quickly downing an entire quartan of milk.*

Ruby: Ahh~ Alright, back to uh... Back upstairs. *Disappears is a burst of roses*

Squeaking continues

Tai: ... Well I'm intervening.

Summer: Intervening with puberty? She's at that age, lets just be proud the first boy she's into seems nice.

Yang: Jeez, did I really set the bar that low?

[notmaplemable]

Kid Ruby: When I grow up I want to marry someone like the Rusted Knight.

Ruby: A good person who always tries to help people!

Taiyang: Uh hm.

Ruby: Oh, and I'd like if he was blond and had a lot of muscles.

Taiyang: *Thinking* Note to self: Beware of muscular blonds.

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Kid Pyrrha: I think I'd want a kind husband who would do anything to help the people he loves.

Pyrrha: Someone with a hear of gold.

Mama Nikos: That's nice dear.

Pyrrha: Kind of like a golden retriever, but in human form.

Mama Nikos: Like a faunus?

Pyrrha: Eh, sort of? I'd love him no matter if he was a human or faunus though.

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Mama Arc: What kind of girl would you like to marry, Jaune?

Kid Jaune: I'd like her to be nice.

Mama Arc: Nice?

Jaune: I probably need to lower my standards, don't I?

Mama Arc: ...

[cosmokyrin]

Miracles of Second Chances (Fancomic)

Ruby / Penny, Taiyang / Summer

Summary:

When the dust has gone and settled, all there was is to ponder the miracles before them. Canon divergence from Volume 8 finale.

FINALLY, after two long years, this commissioned RWBY fancomic has been finished. :') This is the longest journey I've been in.

I posted the full comic over at AO3! I don't know where to post long comics anymore LMAOOO

Preview page here:

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Artwork powered by Free and Open-Source Software (FOSS): Linux Mint MATE 21.1 and Krita 5.1.5

P.S. Commissions are in fact open! I still haven’t gotten to forever in clearing / fixing my old list, but at the moment I accept colored sketch commissions (like this post here)! Shoot me a DM here or on Twitter for slots!

[brokentrafficknight]

[razorblade180]

Yang:You know what makes me so conflicted about my mother? She hasn’t been in my life much and yet she knows how to drop gems that mean something to me.

Ruby:What did she do?

Yang:I told her I was having a big fight with Blake and it was really getting to me. She said, “It took me 9 months to make your smile. Don’t let anyone break it in mere minutes.”

Ruby:…*sits up*

Yang:Right!? Like damn, you were just holding that? How dare you be correct and make me feel warm inside.

Ruby:What did she do after that?

Yang:Fucking leave to do god knows what! *exhales*…..She did she say she’d be back though so I feel slightly better. If she doesn’t I might actually be in shambles. *sniffles*

Raven:*walks in with bag* Stop with the waterworks I was just getting my lunch order.

Yang:You came back! *hugs her*

Raven:….

Ruby:*grabs fry* Daughter tax.

Raven:You’re not mine, the fuck. Get your own.

Tai, upstairs: Be nice to your niece!

Raven:She’s not even- fine, we can split them but you’re sharing with Yang.

[erros429]

YALL WE ARE SOOO BACK!!!!!!!!!! have rwby textpost memes pt48!!!! as a treat!!!! (also happy birthday @alullinchaos !!!)

[strqyr]

— team strq » the coolest team that graduated beacon.

[rwac96]

Ask, Childhood Friends

What if Jaune and Yang were actually childhood friends? How different would it be if Yang saw the boy that she liked?

Kid!Ruby: "Dad! Dad!! I got a puppy!" *holds up a corgi puppy*

Puppy: *barks cutely*

Kid!Ruby: "I'll call him Zwei."

Taiyang: "Aww, Ruby!" *turns to his oldest* "Yang...Um, who's that?"

(source)

Kid!Yang: *holding up a blonde boy, a few inches shorter than her* "My new friend, Jaune! But I call him 'Vomit Boy'."

Kid!Jaune: "Please stop calling me that. I only barfed once."

Taiyang: *exhales* "Yang, stop lifting up other kids?"

Kid!Yang: "But he's cute as a puppy."

Kid!Jaune: *blushes* "Stop it! I-I'm not a dog!"

[veelilee]

IT'S RUBY ROSE DAY!!!

a little bit about the idea of these drawings:

1: ruby's last birthday with summer

2: yang recreates that birthday celebration, she cooks cookies according to summer's recipe, after many attempts she succeeds (my most unshakable headcanon: yang is an excellent cook)

3: birthday with the team, in the times after v9, in a house somewhere in vacuo, team rwby cook cookies together :)

[howlingday]

Taiyang: (Snarling)

Jaune: Hi, I'm Jaune~!

Taiyang: ...

Taiyang: I am so going to kill him.

Ruby: Seriously do not!

Taiyang: ANY LAST WORDS, JAUNE?

Jaune: Uh... What do you like to do for fun?

Taiyang: ...

Taiyang: Writing.

Jaune: What kind of writing?

Ruby: UUUGH...

Taiyang: HUSH! Well, uh, I've been kind of working on a screen-play.

Jaune: Ooh~!

Taiyang: It's kind of like a rom-com mixed with a couple action scenes.

Jaune: I can't wait to watch your movie!

Taiyang: Heh heh... Yeah, me, too...

Taiyang: Later~! (Pops out)

Jaune: I like your dad, Ruby! He's a lot like you.

Ruby: (Pouts) Yeah, maybe if I was weird!