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canon-gabriel-quotes · 4 months

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LET'S SETTLE THI- Oh hang on. Hang on, Machine, um.

It's 8 PM I need to take my testosterone.

Sorry I'll just be a second. Uh wait here, alright?

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ultrakill if it was based #its like a power up for the fight #fight. yeah. fight.. and not uh. anything else........................ that it could possibly effect *i am shot before i can continue*#smiles.#anyway. hes about to lose half his blood supply. your dose is gonna be all fucked up #take care of yourself #edit:#the way todays dev stream made this Canon (trust me). as was foretold.#this being posted today was a complete coincidence #I scheduled this weeks posts a few days ago #IT WAS FORETOLD #I SAW IT

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thebibliosphere · 3 months

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I feel like I've complained about Tim's email situation in Gotham Knights before (edit: I have), but the truth of it is just so funny.

He's signed up for so many podcasts, video game streamers, and random news alerts; it's just a constant barrage of data going straight into his constantly whirring brain. Hell, he even floats the idea of the Batfamily having their own podcast as a way to correct misinformation about them (which Jason shoots down instantly), and it's made me realize something.

Timothy Drake would be a YouTuber.

In this universe specifically, Timothy Jackson Drake, the heir to Drake Industries and the foster son of the late Bruce Wayne would be a YouTuber.

Think about it. It'd be the perfect cover. Who would ever suspect that some 16-year-old nepo baby with a YouTube channel could ever be Red Robin? You'd have to be mad. I mean, look at him.

Red Robin just dropped out of literal thin air and garotted someone four times his size, and you expect anyone to believe that's the same kid who does 24-hour Minecraft charity streams and occasionally drops 6-hour video essays (his last one was on Lex Luthor's illegal bit mining operation on the moon)?

That kid?

You think that kid is Red Robin?

Ch'yah, okay, sure. And the Joker is funny 🤡.

#gotham knights game #I'm now incorporating this into all my Tim headcanons across the multiverse #twice a week as part of maintaining his Normal Teenager Identity #he streams random shit on YouTube/Twitch #he's got the full gamer set up in the background #LED lights around the ceiling and walls #rainbow keyboard/headset #mini fridge filled with Monster Energy Drinks #(other streamers have 'take a shot' prompts in chat. his audience has 'drink water before you die')#whenever he hosts a charity stream Bruce makes an appearance in chat via the official Wayne Enterprises account #and promises to match whatever they raise #and then hangs about for a bit to cheer Tim on #he's the epitome of 'are ya winning son?' meme #meanwhile off screen #Tim's keeping an eye on a seperate monitor #and helping Babs run remote ops #if his stream suddenly dies (which is does fairly often) he blames it on the Manor having shitty wifi #and that tracks #it's an old house #it's probably FILLED with lead and dead signal spots #in reality Tim killed the stream because Red Robin is needed #and no one will ever know

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mx-anthony-janthony-crowley · 10 months

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sick and twisted that we started and ended season 2 with such similar shots, except there's now a massive gap between them that wasn't there before. AND THEY'RE NOT ON THEIR USUAL SIDES

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antiqua-lugar · 8 months

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tav being canonically so attractive that people just throw themselves at them is super funny as a galemancer because like so many people in-game (and the game itself at times) call gale either annoying or pathetic straight up to his face but tav is turning down all of faerun for him. everyone desires them carnally and they are busy getting ready to be introduced to gale's cat over dinner.

#nevermind all the cheap shots about gale being vanilla and boring at sex but when you romance him he's like let's have astral sex #faerun most misunderstood relationship #like i still think mizora only wants to have sex with tav to get to wyll but imagine being mizora #but imagine her thinking she got this in the bag because she's a powerful sexy demon and she really doesn't #sorry but the game taking so many cheap shots at gale makes me obsessed with this #and like on paper his ex is still mystra so like #antiqua plays bg3 #gale #gale of waterdeep #bg3

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mobius-m-mobius · 7 months

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Loki + searching for Mobius moments after disaster

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #THE ROMANCE OF IT ALL 🥺😭#those s1 shots have lived rent free in my mind for YEARS now then s2 said thanks have more??#giving me all my rights because i talked about it constantly after the finale and it still wasn't enough lmao #taking the excuse to lose my mind over this again and running bc this is what love looks like to me. the one person who makes it all okay #and somehow this season has delivered that message time and time again in every ep what an actual gift 💖#loki s2 spoilers #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

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shanediomorrissey · 4 months

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A sneaky right winger and a sniper left winger exchange some words.

#balders gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldurs gate gale #astarion bg3 #astarion ancunin #gale bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate fanart #astarion/gale #dio draws #my art #whaaaat me be lazy w backgrounds? nooooo #hockey!au #hockey! Gale #hockey! astarion #gales taking slap shots from the blue line like ovi #astarion is that bastard who can pull of a Michigan goal- we’ve all seen his dagger tricks

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caelanglang · 1 year

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injury recovery…

*break an arm or two out there kids!*

#welcome back to another episode of cae breaking Dazai Osamu ft Nakahara Chuuya #no but imagine Dazai trolling and being a brat just to piss Chuuya off #but then when he realized that Chuuya is actually taking care of him he starts to mentally shut down #anyways I just want more skk taking care of each other #maybe in next week’s episode we will have—*gets shot*#blushing dazai is my favorite comfort #Chuuya taking care of dazai is also my favorite food #Im betting that dazai informally helped shaped chuuya’s education tho djdhchnd #i said what I said dazai fell first but Chuuya had mother hen instincts of worrying first #sorry if I am very unoriginal and boring at this point bc all I have to offer these days are *gestures hands* brainrots #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #skk #soukoku #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya #my art #sketches #rambles in the tags again oops #fluff #tooth rotting fluff #domestic teen skk !!!#sketch

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thirdchildart · 1 year

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"I work here!"

"...no you don't?"

#3 shots left!#all long acting shots so they'll take the rest of the night #and then tomorrow after work I'll tone it in #and final goes up tuesday as planned!#the magnus archives #tma #jonmartin #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #dog in the archives

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rainymoodlet · 4 months

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there’s something minty going on in strangerville… ⚗️

#if anyone wants to write a detailed guide on taking gp shots i’m all down 🙃#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 screenshots #ts4 legacy #;actaea #;actaeag1 #sim: nimphidia #sim: nano #(robot kitty)#ts4 not so berry challenge #||#this house has taken me four days across like 18 hours fhfhf #i am in love with it absolutely omg #now i just gotta step back and take a break from it so i don’t immediately want to demolish it fhfhf #nimphidia is so cute she’s bubbly and bright and loves being colorful and mischievous #but she will also smile at you while she takes off your legs to study what you’d do if you had to crawl out of a collapsing building yknow?#just for the ~science~ of it all #and i love that about her fhfhf baby mad scientist in a frutiger aero world #she’s going to end up with specimens floating in tubes and a crush on a certain ferryman of souls so lets gooOOOO #i love you all i hope you’re doing well mwah 😘#another day off wasted to the sims brain bug fjfhfh #oh this is based off of monsanto’s house of tomorrow btw!!

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kenshiv · 1 year

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Daddy, uh, I love you. Don't go, please, not now.

#succession #successionedit #roman roy #kendall roy #this was shot so beautifully it genuinely looks like a painting. and that's all due to their acting #how much pain can kieran and jeremy's beautiful hazel eyes take....#2

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feelingtheaster99 · 18 days

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I cannot BREATHE at the Wanda Childa’s fake death performance. Everything about it was so fucking funny and peak intrepid heroes of them

#fig using a luck point at the beginning to make sure Ruben was actually even there #or else all of it would be nothing #Kristen 2.0 with a terrible fake British accent FLIRTING with Fabian #the rest of them crouched in the bushes to help in various way #KRISTEN WITH NO PROFICIENCY TAKING THE SHOT EVEN THOUGH FABIAN IS RIGH THERE #fig being chaotic af and using her acting feat to get above a 30 deception roll anyway #when they realize the death ward means fig literally cannot escape herself #Adaine enlarging gorgug to pretend to be the figure and take Wanda child’s away #peak chaos #peak intrepid heroes #peak comedy #I love them all so much #wanda childa #emily axford #fig faeth #intrepid heroes #BRENNAN WITH THE WHATCHA SAY REFERENCE #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #the name #fhjy ep 17 #the name spoilers #fantasy high spoilers #live reaction

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yes-asil · 11 months

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Dream Team is going to turn 10 this year, so a decade passed with me giggling at Luigi on the bottom screen doing a little jolt in his sleep whenever I jump.

Also; headcanon that he has been nothing but sleepy since he arrived on the island and Mario is constantly worried Luigi's gonna fall flat on his face during battles in real life/is hurting him while traveling through his dream world.

#mario #luigi #nintendo #mario and luigi #asil and art #his character arc is so cute pleaseeeee #and yeah mentioning it once again but my B button is messed up so Luigi keeps getting hit #I've been dealing with this for 4 years I refuse to give up on my 3DS #I put ALL of my extra points and beans into his defence/hp #so he has a single fighting chance #while Mario gets the attack and speed boost #he has to take those enemies down in one shot or Luigi is dead next round ksjdhkd #the beehosses are the most infuriating just get away from me

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thecranekick · 14 days

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