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That's 16,923 more posts than 2021!
651 posts created (4%)
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#bruce wayne - 44 posts
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#he has a tumblr account and ppl are like 50/50 on he's a kinnie or he's actually like that
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Introducing Talia al Ghul, and Bruce’s Love Life
I’m still nailing down ages, but I have determined everyones ages are much closer, and Damian is gonna be younger.
@goosesister thanks for inspiring this!!!
@blinkys I hope this answers your question 😂
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Alfred: I'm sorry sir, who did you spend the night with?
Bruce: …. TaliaAlGhul
Alfred: and why, pray tell, did you?
Bruce: she seemed nice
Alfred: mhm mhm, and this has nothing to do with you wanting to anger Ra’s al Ghul for insulting your parenting skills?
Bruce: like he’s one to talk… that’s just a bonus
Alfred: well, you are ever the picture of perfect judgement. I am positive this will never come back to bite you.
Bruce: :( be nice to me please
~~~~~~~~~
Talia, 8 years later: hello my beloved, how is that creature you adopted?
Bruce: which one?
Talia: … What
Bruce: Dick says I have a problem with orphans
Talia:
Talia:
Talia: well, this one isn’t an orphan *gestures to an eight year old Damian*
Bruce:
Bruce: … Dick’s going to be so disappointed in me :(
~Bonus~
Dick, 9 years old: is she gonna be my stepmom?
Bruce: no- what- why- she’sjustafriendDick
Dick: that’s not what Alfred says~
Bruce: look, she’s leaving, we won’t work out. it’s fine
Dick: so I’m not getting a baby brother? also why is your face so red?
Bruce: you’renotgettingababybrothergotoyourroom
1,848 notes - Posted June 20, 2022
#4
Now, what exactly happened when Dick first came to live with Bruce in this AU?
Disclaimer: Canon is stupid and I don't respect it
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Dick: did you take me in cause you’re lonely?
Bruce: ….no
Dick: it’s not polite to lie
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Bruce: I don’t think I can let a child fight crime
Dick: *looks like he’s going to cry*
Bruce: okaynodon’tdothatyoucanfightalittlecrime
Dick: you’re the best! *leaves to make a costume*
Bruce: …. Alfred he said I’m the best
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Bruce: don’t play with that, I’m taking it away from you
Dick: I’ll tell Alfred on you *clutches onto Bruce’s cape*
Bruce: … what
Dick: I’ll do it
Bruce:
Dick:
Bruce:
Dick: ALFR-
Bruce: *puts his hand over Dick’s mouth* fine fine fine
~~~~~~~
Dick: Bruce I had a nightmare
Bruce: that’s… not good
Dick: *frowns*
Bruce: do you want to go…. ride in the Batmobile?
Dick: yes!
~Bonus~
Dick: Bruce Bruce Bruce Bruce where’s Alfred
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2,238 notes - Posted June 18, 2022
#3
New Dynamics, Go!
Disclaimer: This is an AU, I don’t respect canon and I am not going to pretend to :)
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I have decided that this is actually Battinson and that if he had raised Dick, Dick would definitely have more of a sibling relationship with him.
Jason:
Tim:
Jason:
Tim:
Batman: so…. you’re brothers now…. ifyouneedanythingaskDick
Batman: *sprints out of the room*
Tim: isn’t Dick back in Blüdhaven?
Jason: yup
Tim: does he do this often?
Jason: yup
Tim: so…. wanna see how I hacked into the Batcomputer?
Jason: of course
~Bonus~
Dick: Bruce. you. can’t. just. leave. them. alone. they’re little!
Batman: but I left you by yourself
Dick: I regularly fell off chandeliers! I shouldn’t have been left alone!
Batman: I thought you were happy….
Dick: oh my- I was happy, but kids need supervision. it’s impor-
Jason at the same time as Tim: Tim sat the Batcave on fire!
Tim at the same time as Jason: Jason sat the Batcave on fire!
Dick: it’s made out of rocks?????
Batman: my kids are so talented
4,980 notes - Posted June 16, 2022
#2
If Jason Todd Was Introduced This Way, This is How I am Bringing in Tim
This is now a full AU, whoops
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Tim: *bangs on Dick's door in Blüdhaven*
Dick: I swear to fuck if it's another solicitor I'm- *opens door*
Tim:
Dick:
Tim: hello
Dick: wha- it’s like 10 o’clock where are your parents? you're like eight, why are you out here??
Tim: first off I’m 12 and I'm not a child. can I come in?
Dick: sure, this might as well happen
~later~
Dick: so you're here because you figured out our identities when you were nine, have been following us since before then, and then hacked the Batcomputer only to find Jason looking up ways to get to Ethiopia?
Tim: yeah, pretty much.
Dick:
Dick: fu-frick
Tim: I have been running around Gotham alone at night since I was eight, you can say fuck
Dick: *gasps*
~Bonus, at the Batcave~
*Bruce and Jason are working on the Batmobile, Bruce’s way of apologizing for being an ass*
Bruce: *head snaps up*
Jason: everything good old man?
Bruce: I need to get adoption papers ready
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5,566 notes - Posted June 15, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
How Jason Todd Should Have Been Introduced to the BatFam
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Batman, frantically putting in numbers and calling someone.
Batman: pickuppickuppickup
Dick Grayson, who just got got in bed after a long patrol, groaning.
Dick: Hello? Bruce, what's going on?
Bruce: Dick I need you to come home right now
Dick: what's going on, is everything okay?
Bruce: yes, I just need you to come home
Dick: .... B I can't just come home I have work at the gym tomorrow and-
Jason, in the background: Holy fuck is that a dinosaur?!
Dick: was that a fucking child???
Bruce: ...
Dick: ...
Bruce: ...
Dick: ....
Bruce: yes
Dick, rushing out of bed, knowing good and well Alfred is on vacation and there is no way B can be alone with a new child: what happened?
Bruce: hestolethetiresofftheBatmobile
Dick: ... That doesn't mean you can kidnap him!!
Bruce: I couldn't leave him. He was hungry. We got burgers.
Dick: oh my god, okay, I'm on my way, have you called Alfred?
Bruce: ...no
Dick, rushing down the stairs to his car: Bruce I swear to God you have to tell Alfred
Bruce: what if he's mad at me
Dick: holy child abduction Batman, you have to tell Alfred before he gets back. I'm not dealing with that.
Bruce: ...okay
Dick: okay, I'll be there in an hour, don't let the kid die before I get there. How's he doing?
Bruce: .... I don't see him anymore
Dick: you don't- Bruce!
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11,137 notes - Posted June 14, 2022
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I think there’s a super easy way to justify Batman adopting his kids and turning them into vigilantes, it works weather it’s another universe or making it the origin of the main universe versions after another full on reboot.
Dick after his parents die is taken in by the Court of Owls who raise him to be the succession of The Judge, who’s the founder and leader of the CoW, which would explain why he wasn’t turned into a talon. He’s super fucked up when Bruce saves him, so Bruce decides to take him because there isn’t really that many options for a kid who saw his parents die in front of his eyes and then was raised by a supernatural cult for a bit.
Jason grew up in the streets of Gotham, it’s not that hard to come up for some reason that normal people can’t help him, make him the victim of a pro type of the Joker Venom that fucks him up but he can still be relatively normal most times.
Tim already had fucked up parents, parents who were interested in artifact. So let’s say his PoS parents left him around some supernatural artifact that mentally scared him for life and made him supernatural in some way.
I don’t need to over Damien, Duke, and Cass for obvious reasons.
Everyone now has super fucked experiences that no one is equipped to help them with, fuck even a therapist wouldn’t be enough at that point. So is it really that much a stretch to say them becoming child vigilantes who train to handle their supernatural ‘scars’ is the worst idea.
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