#talk to me i won't bite

[hearvex]

me gaining more tumblr followers yet losing a ton on twitter after the statement™ is something

[knifearo]

i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as a binary i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as a sliding scale of "less" to "more" i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as the only two options i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as significantly different things i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as all encompassing i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as the two halves of a shallow concept of love that doesn't actually encompass anything at all i think we need to overhaul every popular conception about "types" of love so we can talk about things that are real and true for once

[transmechanicus]

Really fucked up that two ppl can care about each other and make their best efforts to communicate and still end up hurting each other so badly they cannot stand to be in the same room.

[coryothesub]

Subby sejanus begging? 🫶🏻

Oh my first ever ask, this is fun! Okay so Sejanus is def a natural sub and he doesn’t have a single bratty bone in his body. He’s just a guilt ridden puppy who believes he deserves a punishment even when he hasn't really done anything remotely naughty.

nsfw / mdni / sub!sejanus / dom!reader

Sejanus was already on his knees begging and pleading. Looking up at you with the cutest puppy eyes, glossy and pitiful, batting his long eyelashes in the most innocent manner. So damn pretty.

“Plase, I need to…” his voice was whiny and broken.

“What?”

You were standing before him, your hands on your hips.

“Use your words, darling!”

“I just need to touch you. Been thinking about it for days, I know it's not right, but I can't help myself.”

You were quite surprised that he kept his hands to himself, not even trying to grab you by the hem of your skirt or run his hands up your thighs. He was patiently waiting for your permission. So pliant already. Adorable.

“Oh, poor little Sejanus,” you ran your thumb along his jawline and pushed it between his deliciously parted lips. He started sucking on it rhythmically like a teacher's pet who’s just been given a new task. The inside of his mouth felt warm and velvety.

“Look at you, desperate for something to suck on,” you smirked imagining the wonders this pretty little mouth could do on your clit.

You pushed your digit deeper and he let out a little whimper muffled by your finger in his mouth.

“Such slut for me, huh,” you teased relentlessly. “What would your bestie say if you knew that you came here alone like the little whore you are?”

You took your thumb out of his mouth making him whine at the loss, grabbed a fistful of his dark curls and yanked his head back, sending a sudden sting of pain to his scalp.

“I'm sorry, I know it's wrong. I know I deserve nothing, but if only you would let me taste a little bit of your sweetness,” he sounded almost poetic.

“Please, I’m gonna be so good for you, I promise!” 

He begged tearfully and pathetically, as much as you didn't want to admit it, that made you very horny.

You tilted his chin up and looked into his beautiful bamby eyes.

“You look so pathetic, begging like a little whore, get up!” you snarled and pulled him back up on his feet so swiftly that his vision went black for a moment.

Without any hesitation you grabbed him by the back of his neck and pulled him in for a rough kiss, sinking your teeth into his deliciously plump lower lip and then running your tongue over the tiny abrasion to soothe the pain.

Sejanus was trying to catch his breath between your haste and sloppy kisses, completely stunned by the intoxicating feeling of your warm wet mouth devouring him.

“Now take off your clothes!” you let the boy go, wideyed and gaping, and took a few steps back, looking him up and down with a cocky smirk on your face.

“I won't ask twice.”

[minced-mangoes]

Shout out to MC's who aren't human. MC's who were once human, but are no longer. MC's who never were human.

MC's who don't see themselves as human.

MC's who fit in so much better among the demons than the mortals. MC's who never left the Devildom, and that changed them.

Okay, Tomi ramble time.

I adore the concept of an MC who, when faced with their own mortality, when the brothers are faced with their mortality, throw away their humanity entirely. For example, my MC actively makes a deal (probably with Diavolo or Barbatos), and ends up turning into a demon, long before they'd even be pressed for time.

What about an MC that dies a bit too soon, and the brothers, refusing to let their last link to Lilith disappear, revive them as something else entirely.

An MC that became a Reaper. Who works with Thirteen.

How about an MC that's only half human? Who is only part demon, or angel. An MC that still carries some of Lilith's angel qualities, despite being so far removed from her that it really shouldn't be possible.

An MC who isn't human, nor demon, nor angel, nor Reaper. No one has any clue what they are. Nor do they. A Lucifer who is very confused how a nonhuman was a possible option for the Human Exchange student in the first place.

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Tomi here! Pls send me requests, for writing, rambles, or more of my headcanons. I consume interaction like they are little snacks to me.

Also thank you for all the love these posts are getting! Over 1,000 notes on my Mammon post. Amazing y'all.

[heeliopheelia]

no cause i've just listened to sweet venom and it sounds so... generic to me 🧍

ever since tamed-dashed enhypen hasn't put out a comeback that i actually enjoyed 👀

[angeltism]

For the record this is probably the best time to try and befriend me, as I am currently desperate for human connection and horrendously lonely

[too-young-to-fall-in-love]

Love is a Losing Game (trailer)

for @cha-melodius💗 i loved Loving You is a Losing Game so much i couldn't not make this edit

i hope u like it💕

[genderspunk]

I accidentally smoked the "turns you into a big creature that wants to hunt down some cute little prey and use them like a fleshlight for your own pleasure and leave it there gaped and dripping" weed instead of the normal one. Oh well, I'm sure nothing bad will happen 😇

[abluehappyface]

It's been a while since I've been growled at...

[jibanyans-chocobar]

Hello uuuhhh i made this for it to be my new pfp- Did i tell you guys that my favorite game is Slime Rancher? It's relaxing and cute frfr, helps me calm down my anxiety <3

Oh and my fave slime is the Lucky Slime, which is this one!!! Too bad it's unobtainable, i want one so bad in my ranch but i play on PS4 so i can't put mods in to get it T_T

Anyways uuuhh i'm pretty proud of this- Tho i can't draw metal for anything, can u tell

I probably need to make a list of things i like and post it, because honestly? I'm not normal about none of the things i like. Everything i like is basically an hyperfixation at this point so uh yeah, might need to make one just so you all know. My main fandoms will still be the Octonauts and Ykw tho :]

[thecranewivesrpf]

can I just talk about how much I love the fool in her wedding gown for a moment okay thanks

don't get me wrong I love all the tcw albums, every song is so so good but to be honest tfihwg just knocks them all out of the park to me

Every album has a bit of a "miss" I'm terms of how much I like it, like foxlore has pretty little things and the garden to me (sorry I know they're both pretty popular I just. don't really like them) coyote stories has keep you safe and sleeping giants (sleeping giants gets a bit repetitive and idk keep you safe just isn't that good to me) safe ship harbored has hole in the silver lining (a bit repetitive though I like how it sounds)

the fool in her wedding gown? none. every single fucking song in that album is such a bop I can vibe to every song in that. tongues and teeth. easier. canary in a coal mine. strangler fig. once and for all.

The closest thing I can consider a "miss" in that album is the glacier house but if that song counts as a miss so would hard sell, and not the ghost and october. that album is such an absolute joy to listen to, there's so many sounds to pay attention to and it literally never gets old!!! I've listened to canary in a coal mine so so many times and yet I'm not tired of it at all. I get tired of songs pretty quickly after looping them for a while but every song in that album has yet to go stale because it's just so!!!! argh!!!!!!!!!

I love the duet-y style of the older songs, most prominent in safe ship harbored with I ain't done, counting sheep and new colors but GOSH the overlapping but individual vocals

You can clearly hear both Emilee and Kate, one isn't just background noise and there for harmonizing!!! I adore strangler fig so much for this reason their voices are so contrasted in that song and they're almost constantly singing together in that song

You can hear Dan clearer sometimes, like in the intro of strangler fig and once and for all's chorus, and some bits of canary in a coal mine which I'm so happy for, he has such a gorgeous voice too. We need more of him not just in the rounds of nothing at all

The banjo really adds this unique structure to the song, like it's the center of the music and I miss the banjo so so much!!! argh!!!! I just adore the fool in her wedding gown so much.

[stargazers-paradise]

Running this blog has been genuinely fun.... Thank you everyone who's been interacting with me/roleplaying with me. I started this blog thinking I wouldn't get ANY interaction at all, but I've been flooded with interaction and roleplays and stuff and it's made me so damn happy. I hope I'm able to interact n roleplay with more people! I love all so much. Y'all have made me so happy.

[theo4eve]

Horrible first day.

[muzzlemouths]

Do you consider yourself as someone who forgives others? Would you forgive someone who was nasty to you?

I consider myself a little too forgiving sometimes, honestly 😂 it's very difficult to get on my bad side and I don't often find myself holding grudges. It takes a lot to make me feel like I've been wronged. Everybody's human and everybody makes mistakes, and I try to live my life and love people with that in mind.

The last time I consider someone to have acted truly nasty to me was over a decade ago. like i can't think of any recent examples of being treated poorly - at least not in a way that I didn't just Let Go.

like why hold on to that? isn't hatred heavy?

I let stuff roll off my shoulders when I can, so in that respect, yea, I suppose I'm pretty forgiving.