#tap function

[doubledaybooks]

These are the vibes I THE WHYTE PYTHON WORLD TOUR brings to the function bookshelf.

It's Spinal Tap meets Austin Powers.

It's an 80s themed wrestling duo alarming the interviewer.

It's Lorelei Gilmore Reading THE DIRT.

It's Ozzy Osbourne on reality TV.

It's "The Wind of Change" being used as a political battle cry.

Get ready for the world tour...

[finlaure13]

Hahahahahahahaha, I’ve been saying all this since “tap” was introduced and I even paid to have my tap removed from my card when it renewed even though my bank told me I was covered. There was a reason they gave me a PIN when I first got a debit card with them many years ago. All these people with a card with no protection on it are asking for a problem. It’s like… people are slow, but they catch on after several years… sometimes.

[natjennie]

girl over a year into a hyperfixation voice. I have GOT to learn morse code.

[0246h]

misophonia + sensory issues are torture. i'm so tired of all of this.

[the-acid-pear]

Y'know I really feel like Harry and Dave's relationship goes highly unexplored which is a shame because there IS quite a bit to explore, ESPECIALLY if you care about shipping. But as the game stands I mean, they must be aware of each other. Harry in fact definitely knows about Dave. I don't think he'd tell the fucking weird rotten bunny his terrible boss brought in IS the number one threat against Freddy's since day 1 but even so. Dave I don't think would see Harry as much more than A Phoney™ though, which is always more of an obstacle and way less of a person. Which is usually opposite of how Jack sees his often sole employee. Like, you get what I mean? It's almost similar to 2 with the main opposing routes being Peter and Dave except the stakes are arguably way lower now.

[deus-ex-mona]

honeypre walked so meoto could run

[shrinkthisviolet]

oc pride challenge 2024 (Day 10): Tropes of a Bisexual OC

(Functionally) Immortal Bisexual: Reyna Ramon

Reyna's not really immortal, certainly not like Nora is, but with the power to see the past, present, future, and even other timelines at her fingertips...she might as well be, even if she insists otherwise.

(Not to mention her capability to stop a speedster in their tracks and relive every iteration of time travel a speedster sets in motion, if given proper training. If only the idea of honing her powers didn’t freak her out so much.)

(insp)

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[the-wound-lcbe]

*gives you a sweeper canister*

If only...if only.

Ah. From where did you procure this? Surely you did not wrench it from a Sweeper yourself.

(She returns to mumbling to herself...but seems to hold on to the canister, instead of discarding it.)

[doctahpants]

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[fungus-no69]

I’m gonna ficking eats ydney

[shuvva]

tfw you keep accidentally making your characters plural-coded through different forms of transhumanism, multiple timeline, and supernatural/possession shit

[uncreative-cryptid]

q habits die hard i fear

the way i like posts be like "hey i see u" type shit and god tumblr doesnt make it easy to not accidentally like/unlike stuff

[dracolizardlars]

Now that I've been on bottled water only for many days straight and all the Horrible Badness™ nausea-like feeling and burning pain I get from tap water has completely gone, I am legitimately still finding that what symptoms I do still have are triggered by drinking (bottled) water more often than eating anything, ain't that fucking whack?

[neondiamond]

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[myimaginationplain]

the way I know Arcane is a great modern tragedy is because I'm somehow more emotionally invested & affected upon every rewatch despite already knowing where these things lead

[chronobreak]

no one warns you just how insane some of the shower taps out there are. they'll have you solving zero escape puzzles just to turn the water on