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tastelikechili · 1 month
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EXCUSE ME, SIR???
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shogunish · 2 months
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𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗼𝗷𝗼𝘀 & 𝗶. [𝟬𝟰]
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synopsis. you got your period & satoru bought too many pads.
words. 996
warnings. reader cusses like once
note. i got my period and thought, hey why not turn this into some cute fluff for the series 😔🤞🏻
comments and reblogs are highly appreciated! <3
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odd.
no calls, no text messages and the ones satoru sent you all remained on delivered.
usually, you’d ask satoru how megumi was doing, ask for pictures of the dogs, but this time it felt like your very presence was erased from the face of earth aka the display of his phone. a coil of worry sat in his abdomen like a snake, just waiting to crawl up his neck and slowly suffocate him before it’d eventually eat him up in one go.
“are you still alive?”
after thirty minutes of no reply, satoru got up from his seat on the couch and made his way over to your apartment. with a spare key — which you’d given him for emergencies — he unlocked your door with a quiet creak. “[name]?” he called out carefully, but got no reply. satoru swore he heard a shuffling of blankets from the living room.
with the curtains half-drawn, only a few sunrays dappled the living room. on the coffee table rested an empty pack of painkillers, a half-empty bottle of water and an empty bowl of chili chips. the tv was still running on the lowest volume, playing some movie satoru didn’t care about; not when you laid on the couch curled in on yourself and buried underneath a fluffy blanket like a hedgehog.
“satoru?” you raised your head from the pillow and rubbed some sleep from your eyes. you’d been taking a nap, satoru guessed.
taking a seat on your couch, satoru peered into your tired eyes and the pained expression painted across your face when you moved. “you look like shit,” he deadpanned, “what’s up? you haven’t been answering any of my messages.”
with a little hiss slipping through your teeth, you sat up on the soft cushion. a hot water bottle was stuffed in the waistline of your sweatpants. “sorry. i got my period and i’ve been feeling like shit all day. thanks for pointing it out, by the way.”
there was a little tug at satoru’s heartstrings when he saw your face so unusually pale and the discomfort in your body. he knew there was little he could do, yet he still asked. “is there anything i can do for you?”
satoru was too good for his own good. he didn’t have to check up on you and make sure you were alright. after all, you were supposed to be nothing but his son’s babysitter. or nanny. or whatever satoru called that arrangement. yet, here he was, in your home and looking at you with eyes that betrayed the worry in his abdomen. how could you refuse such an offer? you couldn’t, that’s how.
“actually..could you fetch me some pads and painkillers? i’d go myself but– oh fuck.”
as another cramp seemed to stab your womb, satoru gently put his palms on the slope of your shoulders and pushed you back down onto the soft cushion of your couch. to see you so out of commission tugged at his heartstrings in way it probably shouldn’t. “say no more. you just rest. i’ll be right back.”
all you managed was an affirmative grunt and a nod of your head before satoru made his way out of your four cozy walls to fetch you some pads and painkillers.
about half an hour later, he came back with a bag of the things you asked for and some salty and sweet snacks as well as some heat patches for your lower back.
“..why’d you get so many pads? these are enough to last me a year.” a smile tugged at the corners of your lips as you pulled out item after item.
satoru shrugged his shoulders, a sheepish smile on his handsome face. “you didn’t specify which pads you needed, so i asked the lady in the aisle for help. well, in the end, i wanted to be sure and bought a little bit of everything.” he filled the bowl on your coffee table with some salty chips and stole one or two chips for his own before letting you have a taste. “i think i did a good job. i made sure all of them have wings, too!”
laughter bubbled in the back of your throat and for a moment, you forgot that your uterus was made of knives – or maybe it was thanks to the painkillers you had swallowed. “yeah. you did the best job.”
when your praise went in his ear like sweet honey and you looked at him with those sweet eyes, satoru swore his heart skipped a beat under his ribs. a feeling he hadn’t felt in so long, but it wasn’t too bad. at least, it was better than the snake of worry in his tummy.
“you didn’t have to buy all these things though,” you said and turned around so satoru could reveal the skin of your lower back. with careful fingers, satoru stuck the heat patches to your skin before pulling your shirt back down.
“you’re right. i didn’t have to, but i wanted to,” satoru replied, sitting back on the couch and casually draping his arm over your shoulder to pull you a bit closer to him. “besides, you looked so miserable that i took pity on you.”
“..i’m gonna pretend like i didn’t hear the last part,” you grumbled and snuggled up to the taller man who took up half of your couch, but you didn’t mind. in fact, you appreciated the warmth he radiated and so willingly shared with you.
satoru found a piece of home as you were cuddled into his side and watched the movie running on tv. how sweet it was to have a pretty woman in his arm, finding amusement in the silly lines of the characters and eventually snoring away on his shoulder like it was where you belonged.
satoru made a mental note to come by in four weeks again when your period would start just so you’d let him cuddle you.
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varpusvaras · 4 months
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Fox and the Guard first learn about sugar once they start to do rounds in the Senate. They have these nifty little caf machines in the halls there, with these little cubes you're supposed to mix in to your liking. Thorn steals few of them once and puts one in Fox's morning caf. Sugar becomes the most trafficked substance in the Guard.
Some time later, after one really, really long day, that had included dredging in the lower levels, running up and down more stairs that was humanely possible, and being hosed down in cold water multiple times (why was all the water always cold on Coruscant?), Commander Fox goes to report to Senator Organa. He's one of the nice Senators (the nice Senator, if you ask Fox), and the man gives him one look and makes Fox sit down, and hands him a cup of something warm.
"I'm not really a chef", Senator Organa says, "and my office doesn't really have cooking equipment, so this is all I have at hand, but you really look like you need some warm food inside you, Commander."
It's against at least seven different protocols and regulations to accept anything from the Senators, let alone food, but Fox is tired and cold and the last time he has had something warm to eat that wasn't caf was...honestly he's not sure anymore.
The liquid in the cup looks to be some sort of soup, and Fox takes a sip from it. He stops and stares at it.
Senator Organa tilts his head.
"Is everything alright, Commander?" He asks.
"Yes, Sir", Fox answers quickly. "I just wasn't expecting the taste."
Senator Organa looks a bit puzzled, even if he is doing his best to to hide it.
"Well, it is rather easy to make, if you like it", he says then. "The ingredients are really basic, so I could bring some down to the Guard. It's just some roots and salt-"
"Salt?" Fox interrupts before his own thoughts have even finished. "Like, from the ocean?"
Senator Organa looks both really puzzled, and kind of like he wants to laugh. What Fox wants to do, is to die immediately.
"Well, some places do get their salt from the ocean", Senator Organa says, and then pauses. "...am I correct in my assumption that salt isn't widely in use on Kamino? Senator Burtoni complains every time her food has even touched it."
"It appears so", Fox says, trying not to sound like his next step is jumping out from the office's window.
"I see", Senator Organa nods. He then looks at the cup in Fox's hands and smiles. "Do you want some more, Commander?"
Fox also looks at the cup in his hands. It's empty. Fox doesn't remember finishing it.
Senator Organa already has more soup out, and Fox feels like it would be more impolite to say no.
"Yes, Sir", he says.
He finishes three more cups before he has to go, and Senator Organa looks vaguely like he has been robbed of a great joy in life as he cannot continue feeding Fox more soup. Fox also vaguely feels like he's been robbed.
(The rest of the Guard also seems to feel like that, judging from the looks on their faces when salt appears in their base's mess one morning, and their food starts to...have a taste.)
("Do you think it's too soon, if I introduce spices to them?" Bail asks the hologram of his wife on his desk.
"Start slow", Breha answers. "And no chilis without warnings.")
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kitorin · 11 months
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1:34pm - isagi yoichi
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"yocchan?" you check up on your boyfriend, who was currently burning red.
currently you were out for lunch, at that beef noodle place you had gone to a lot as a kid, wanting to revisit the nostalgia with yoichi. the food tasted the same even years later, almost as if the chef was still working there and was still using the exact same recipes and ingredients.
it all went great, the food itself was amazing and the sweet memories made it taste even better. not until something seemed off about yoichi.
"yes love?" he didn't seem upset or mad.
"you alright? you're ate a lot slower than usual. this much food is nothing to you. do you have a stomach ache?" you felt a bit guilty about the fact that he could've been pretending to be fine before the date, just for your sake. "do you have a fever?" soon your hand made its way to his forehead, under his bangs. it was hot. really hot.
it didn't make sense, he wasn't this warm when he was lying on your shoulder on the bus. his hands are shaking, so are his lips. speaking of his lips, they were red as well, although they were always a pretty shade of pink they were never a prominent scarlet. you gradually piece together the situation.
"yoichi, can you not tolerate spice?"
the question catches him off guard, "of course i can!" but the awkward laughter and lack of eye contact gives him away.
"you're red, like, very red,"
"that's because i love you ! how does someone not get this flustered around someone as pretty as you?"
you can't help but grin at him. "awwww, since i love you back i want to make you try the chili sauce here !" jokingly, you bring it near his bowl, and watch his eyes widen.
"i'm sorry i'm sorry! i think i'll die if i have anything spicier," you giggle at his confession, satisfied that your suspicions were correct. although his reaction was adorable, you were still worried.
"why didn't you tell me then!" you deliver a flick to his forehead, making him yelp. "
"i'm sorryyyy, it's just embarrassing, how are you so unfazed?"
"it's not something you should hide. i don't care what if you eat more than you can handle? gosh you're redder than chigiri's hair."
yoichi whines, "but i can't even handle a bowl of noodles with a bit of chili, how am i supposed to enjoy anything your family makes. oh god what if your mum hates me because i can't handle her food," he says the last part as if it's the end of the world, which it probably is to him. "i can't enjoy your culture and i disappoint your family."
despite it being a silly conversation, you found it quite cute how he did his best to hide it. "first off, my mum already loves you and doesn't care about your spice tolerance. second, it's not that hard to get used to laksa or beef rendang." your hand returns to his cheek, still warm, how bad was he with spice? "i'm impressed you managed to finish it all... you shouldn't push yourself." the bowl was completely empty, every noodle eaten and every drop of soup drank.
"anything for you, you seemed so happy to come back here" yoichi grins, lips still red, "may i get a kiss for my hard work then?"
with a mumbled 'fine' you comply with his request, "you're still an idiot."
"yeah but i'm your idiot," you gently smack him on the shoulder, ready to leave, with the owner of the restaurant lovingly grinning at the same child from years ago coming back with their boyfriend.
© kitorin : do not repost, plagiarize, change, or translate
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ruisutea · 1 year
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Cookie kisses - Kaveh & Al Haitham
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"Why did you order the chocolate chips like that? "
"Because it makes a heart :) "
"Awww y/n"
"I don't see it"
".. "
"What? "
M!reader x Al Haitham x Kaveh
Poly relationship, established relationship, he/they pronouns for reader and the characters. Use of pet names
Ooc Kaveh (I hc him as a lover for baking) because he hasn't been released by the time this posted.
This is my first time writing a polyamourous relationship as someone who isn't polyamourous, so I do apologize in advance if its not as good! (Feedback would be appreciated)
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"Darrrling? We're hooommmeee! "
You heard the calling in the distance, as you stood in the kitchen mixing ingredients into a medium bowl.
Pausing your mixing, you walked over to greet the two men at the door who were taking off their shoes. A few bags were piled in the side.
"Welcome home dear" you greeted, hugging the blond who hugged you back, tightly. His smile becoming big.
Pulling away, you hugged Al Haitham who reciprocated it. Though not tightly as the blond, it was a firm and warm hug.
"What did you guys get? The bags look so full"
"Ah! The vendors had some deals on some of the foods, and even some decoration were on sale" Kaveh started.
"There were some good paintings, although Al Haitham didn't quite like it"
"That's because I didn't like the style" the grey haired man said, carrying a few bags containing food to the kitchen area.
"You have no taste in design! "
Chuckling a bit, you took a few bags while kaveh carried the rest, and headed over to the kitchen where Al Haitham was, while the other went to another room to put some decor away for later.
"I see you made yourself busy whilst were out" Al Haitham says, looking at the ingredients lined neatly next to each other, and the bowl that contained most.
"Mhm! I wanted to bake some cookies for you two so when you guys got back you'd have some warm cookies to snack on" you explained, crouching down to put the tomatoes and chilis in the bottom drawer of the fridge.
"But it seems you guys got back earlier than expected" you added, putting the last few items before closing the fridge.
"Would you like some help? " he asks, watching you come back up and closing the fridge door.
"I'd like that"
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"Alright, now we need some brown and white sugar"
"This is, quite a lot of sugar. And were also supposed to add chocolate? " he asks, looking at the cook book.
"Yup! "
"Isn't that too much sweetness? " he looks up at you, to see your figure trying to find sugar in the cabinet.
"Mhm, depending on the amount your making you add more or less sugar" you explain.
"Or like some people, they tend to put more or less than the instructions to have it their desired taste" you added, moving your body to go deeper in finding the sugar.
"I see"
"Bubs have you seen the sugar? I can't find it"
"Shouldn't it be in the cabinet above? "
"I checked and it's not there"
The moment those words fell out of your mouth, the book was set aside and his hands were now on your waist. Pulling you down.
"I'll find it"
After a few minutes, Al Haitham grabbed both bags of sugar, that were hiding behind some bags of pasta noodles, and jars of sauces still unopened, but not expired.
"Thank you! Now we can continue"
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"Alright I'm back you tw-"
The blond stopped as he watched his two lovers baking together, happily enjoying the silence as they didn't hear Kavehs voice.
"Now some butte-"
"Your baking!? "
The two of you turned around to see your lovely architect shocked, a hand on his chest, making it look dramatic.
"Mhm! We're making cookies" you said, giving him a lovely smile.
"Something wrong? "
"Y-your baking... WITHOUT ME!? " He says dramatically.
"Ugh I feel so betrayed! You both know how much I like baking! " kaveh started.
"Well maybe if you didn't take so long decorating you could've been here" Al Haitham said, still folding in the mixture.
"Ill have you know I was FIXING your horrid designs! Making sure every painting wasn't so crooked, what if someone visits and sees your style in framing!?"
"Well whod be visiting? I don't see your friends, not like you'd have many"
"EXCUSE ME!? "
"Here we go again.. " you thought, watching the two argue for 80th time over something little.
"Guys- Kaveh were still not finished, we decided to make a second batch for a few of our friends so if you want, you can still join" you said, hoping that can stop the two arguing.
Though you wanted to make some for the three of you, you also thought about your friends, Tighnari, Collei, Cyno, Candace, Deyha and Nilou. As they do like your baking a lot, and you haven't seen them often you thought it might be a good thing to make more to have a chance to visit and catch up on things.
"Ah! Alright then let's not waste any time"
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"Ah they came out perfect! " you exclaimed, looking at the big batch of cookies you three made.
"Of course they came out perfect" Kaveh said, "becaus-"
"Nows not the time" Al Haitham said, shoving a cookie into the blonds mouth.
"Haah! Haot!"
"You'll be fine" the grey hair man says, before looking at you who carefully put two cookies on a plate.
"Ta da! Look aren't they cute? " you asked, showing al Haitham the cookies you designed.
"Hmm" he looked down at the two cookies, seeing that one out of the two had more chocolate, and the other had less, but more design put in.
"Why did you order the chocolate chips like that? "
"Because it makes a heart"
"Awwngh " Kaveh says, his words slurred due to his tongue burned by the cookie al Haitham shoved in his mouth.
"I don't see it"
"... "
"What? "
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sundaytears · 2 years
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hello!! I saw ur bb reqs were open? totally feel free to ignore this but I was wondering if you'd do a general reader insert set around s2/3? readers basically an information broker/researcher for walt n jesse but is like part of the main group as well, gets 1/3 of the cut, etc. anyway how do you think meeting/interacting with saul would go? can be romantic or platonic totally up to you !
JESSE AND WALT’S PARTNER MEETING SAUL!
[ gender neutral ]
— warnings: none
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“So sorry I’m late, you know how traffic is!” you apologize, stumbling into the lawyer’s office. “It’s quite alright..” The man, who you assume is Saul Goodman, trails off, waiting for you to introduce yourself.
“Oh, Y/N!” You sit down in the chair in between Jesse and Walt, pulling out a pack of cigarettes. “You don’t mind if I smoke in here, so you?”
Saul stammers, looking for words. Luckily, Walt grabs the cigarette out of your hand before you can light it. “This isn’t a club, this is serious.”
You turn to Jesse, mocking Walter, “Blah blah, isn’t a club, this is serious!” The cancer ridden man huffs and smacks you on the head.
“Y/N, this is Saul Goodman, our lawyer.” Walter speaks as if you’re a child, but then again, he treats everyone like that. “Yeah, I think I got that.” You reply sarcastically.
“So like- you know about the meth?” You ask, quickly being shushed by all three men. “Yo, don’t say it!” Jesse scolds you, and you throw your hands up in defence, “Jeez!”
“I- yes, I know. Obviously.” Saul scoffs, and you can practically taste the sarcasm dripping off of him.
“Okay, why am I the only person getting shitted on? Jesse is just as sloppy as me!” You defend yourself. “Sloppy? I am not sloppy, bitch. Capn’ Cook is not sloppy!” He argues with you, soon devolving you two into a loud argument, something that happens very often. “You literally added chili pepper! If I didn’t tell you, you wouldn’t know what taxes were!”
“Okay- okay! Clearly you two need to.. sort that out.” Saul gestures to you both. Walter waits with a stone cold face, already uses to you and Jesse’s petty arguments.
“Whatever. We all know he’d be arrested without me.” You joke, chuckling when Jesse rolls his eyes dramatically. “That’s so not true, yo.”
“Okay, yes, y/n has their perks.” Saul nods. “Yeah, bitch! He likes me more than you!” You laugh, and Mr. White scoffs.
Never in a million years did you think you’d be helping Jesse Pinkman and your old chemistry teacher sell meth.
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foxxxyana · 6 months
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Hey you!
It’s fall and you’re probably thinking “damn I wanna make a hearty stew but I don’t have a recipe in mind maybe a cute girl could give me her recipe for beef stew and show hole while doing so?” Well I’m not showing hole for free but I do have a pretty damn good stew recipe that’ll make your holes quiver more than a chilly lot lizard at a truck stop Arby’s.
In some seriousness I made this a couple weeks ago, came a little eating it and I want to spread that seed of joy as much as I can this Mariah Carey season.
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Alright so here is a list of ingredients in very rough measurements
1 pound stew beef (could also be any fairly lean and cheap cuts of beef) cubed
1 cup of carrots chopped or whole baby carrots
One medium onion chopped (any variety is fine but I used yellow onions)
1 pound of red potatoes quartered (you can add another half pound if you love potatoes a Samwise Gamgee amount)
2 32 oz cartons of unsalted or lightly salted beef stock (+ maybe one smaller carton or jar of beef bone broth to add a bit more flavor or top off the pot if the stock doesn’t cover the ingredients fully)
Some all purpose flour like maybe a quarter cup if that
Finally some red wine vinegar
That’s it for the bulk items, you can add or subtract anything you want with something more your taste like celery instead of carrots or russet potatoes instead of reds. The world is your stew so get wet and have fun with it.
The spices are the key to this dish since it brings out a lot of the subtle flavors of each component
2 tsp Thyme
2 tsp Rosemary
1 tsp Tarragon
1/2 tsp red chili flake
1 tsp parsley
2 bay leaves
2 tsp black pepper and salt
Garlic (if using fresh garlic 2 cloves to start and if you want add another clove if using pre minced Jarlic use about 2 heaping tsps)
And finally the crucial ingredient. 1 and 1/2 tbsps Garam Masala. I used a pre made mix and this what it looks like and what spices it has exactly
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If you can’t find this then get as many of this spices as you can and mix them together using the ratio of 2 tsp coriander, cardamom, cinnamon, and cumin, 1 and 1/2 tsps of black pepper and celery seed, then 1/2 tsp anise, allspice, clove, and salt, you can leave out the salt and pepper and just add a little bit more later on.
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Ok now that we have ingredients let’s slap this bitch together
On medium high heat with a tbsp of oil or butter brown the meat off in a large stock pot, you don’t want to cook it through just getting some color on all sides, if it starts to smell like burning turn the heat down a little and add more oil, if you add too much it could get watery and not brown the meat effectively. If that happens just drain as much of the liquid as you can into a separate container, just before you take it off the heat and it’s almost all browned then add a teaspoon and a half of garam masala and then keeping browning until it’s a good color then set aside
Next in the same pot add your chopped onions with a little butter or oil and cook til translucent and aromatic, then add another teaspoon and a half of garam masala along with the red chili flake and garlic to wake up those flavors in direct heat then turn the heat down to med low and add your flour, go slow with this little by little, we’re not making a roux or anything just trying to cook off the raw flour taste to help thicken the stew a little down the line, you don’t have to add all of the amount listed just enough until it start to thicken and coat the onions
Next add your beef back in and stir a little bit coating the beef in the onion and flour mixture and then add a couple splashes of red wine vinegar just enough to lift the flour off of the bottom of the pot, make sure to scrape all the onion and beef bits at the bottom of the pot off with a spoon or spatula before moving on from this step.
Next add your stock and other vegetables along with all the spices including the last 1 and 1/2 tsps of garam masala. The stock liquid should cover all the ingredients but if not, add in your reserved bone broth or rest of the beef stock if you used bone broth earlier.
Let it simmer on medium low heat for about 1 hour, though you can leave this on the stove for longer if you want the flavor a bit more concentrated but no more than 3 hours.
And there we go! Serve by itself or over mashed potatoes, and make sure to take out the bay leaves! You can’t eat them. Also if you want it a little thicker just add some cornstarch and water to a small measuring glass stir to combine then pour stirring it well into the stew though keep in mind once you add the cornstarch slurry you cannot keep it on the heat for more then 5 more minutes. Any longer and the cornstarch will turn more gummy and nobody wants that.
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Anyways here’s the only picture I took of the stew it may or may not be that flattering depending on how hungry you are.
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Pictured is also a pot of garlic and sage mashed potatoes, I don’t have the energy to write that recipe down but if I get enough requests for it I’ll add it here.
Most importantly just have fun with it, if you want more hot spice throw it in, if you want more salty umami flavors add mushrooms or dark soy sauce, do whatever you want this stew is yours to customize as you please.
Anywho I hope you all enjoy my slutty slutty stew >:3
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we had a chef MC headcanon, now how about M6 when MC made them a meal but it tasted just downright horrible and MC is just kinda oblivious to it, asking M6 with the brightest, most innocent smile "Do you like it?"
i hope you have fun writing this if you do choose this humble request
- 🌼
The Arcana HCs: When MC is a terrible chef
~ this reminds me of the time when teenaged me combined old rice, hot dog chunks, cold broccoli, and buffalo sauce (in one bowl!) for a late-night snack. thank you for the giggles this gave me, yellow flower friend, let's hope I pay them forward! - brainrot ~
-- to set the scene --
Somehow it's been one of those weeks when everything in your food supply begins to reach its end or expiration date at the same time. You know your regular grocery shopping is tomorrow, and you have an extensive list prepared, but dinner is up to you tonight and you don't have anything comprehensive planned. It looks like it's time for your famous "everything but the kitchen sink" stew. You've only made this in the past when it was just you in the shop and you were still figuring out how to cook, but you remember it being fairly edible.
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You get some beans boiling (there hasn't been time to soak them), add a cup or two of vinegar to soften them faster, dice the not-molded parts of a tomato and onion you found at the bottom of a sack, and rinse the slime off of some wilted greens before throwing them in. You're craving something spicy, so you dump in the rest of your chili sauce, but when the steam makes you tear up you scrape out the rest of the mayonnaise to even it out. It was starting to smell funky anyways. Your hand slips when you add the salt, so you pour in some honey to counteract it, and in a final burst of inspiration, you plop in two bananas that have gotten too mushy to eat. The signature suspicious scum of your original dish is just floating to the top of your soup when your beloved returns, hungry from a day of work.
Julian
Too happy to see you to notice the poison on the stove at first
The words die in his throat when he does. Tell him it's a potion. Tell him it's a curse. Tell him it's a prank. Don't tell him, don't tell him it's ... it's dinner, isn't it?
He watches you happily ladle a generous scoop of your curdled concoction into his bowl and gulps. He loves you. He's got this. He will eat your food, he will tell you it's delicious, or he will die trying
He's starting to get caught up in the poetry of it as he sits down across from you. Like a lamb to the slaughter, accepting the sweet taste of death from his beloved's cruel hand - stew isn't supposed to be sweet, oh god why is it sweet
But for his darling's delight, he will overcome -
"Julian, is everything alright? You look like you're about to go on stage."
"Oh, is ah - is that what I look like, my dear?" He's pale and sweating at this point, poorly disguising the tremble in his hand as he brings his second glass of water to his lips
"It's my stew, isn't it?" you dolefully lift a gelatinous spoonful and watch it fall back into your bowl with a sickening squelch. "I remember it tasting weird, but not this weird ..."
"No, no!" His voice cracks against his will as he sees your sadness as proof of his failure. "It's delightful, delicious - worthy of the gods, even." You hear him mumble a prayer for forgiveness under his breath and drop your spoon
"I know when you're acting, Julian."
"Ah, so I - so I am. You know -" he stands abruptly, his chair falling behind him in his haste. "I just remembered that Pasha invited us for dinner tonight. Shall we?"
He's never been so happy to see you walk out his front door
Asra
They can smell it as soon as they walk into the shop and are immediately concerned. That is the smell of death. Why is the smell of death in your shop oh no - "MC? MC, where are you?"
"I'm upstairs!" Thank the patrons, you're okay
Then again, maybe you're not, considering how perfectly comfortable you seem standing over whatever monstrosity is releasing toxic vapors into the atmosphere. Is that ... soup?
Color him intrigued. He's doing his best to hide a laugh and find a way to ask what enabled you to create something so terrifying out of simple kitchen ingredients without insulting you
"So, is this recipe an MC original?"
"Yep!" You smile at him cheerfully, seemingly oblivious to the stomach-churning way that the chunks plop from the soup spoon into their bowl. "I always make this when we're running low."
"You've made this before?" They're starting to get concerned again
"Just a few times, when you were on a trip. Do you like it?"
He takes a bite, so intrigued by the way it seems to wriggle down his throat that he tries a second. "I've never had anything like it."
"What do you think of the mayonnaise? It smelled a little funky ..."
We have mayonnaise? They wonder, but on the outside they're still smiling. "It certainly adds to the experience. Is this ... banana?"
"Yeah, it seemed too mushy to eat on its own, so ..."
Asra sets down his miraculously empty bowl with a loving smile. "MC, you shouldn't have to do the cooking so often. Let me help out more often."
Nadia
She doesn't know how it's come to this. Nobody knows how it's come to this, when the Palace kitchen is kept fully stocked and there are chefs available at all hours
But you had said that you missed your home cooking, and she had given you full access to the backup kitchen to do as you pleased, and - ah, the only things kept in there are leftovers
That would explain the stench
Speaking of, her respect for your resilience has reached new heights. How you've been able to survive on your own is a mystery to her. Please tell her this isn't how you ate for three years -
But you seem as deathly serious as the radioactive sludge that's churning in her fine china like a lava lamp, and she realizes that this is going to be a labor of love. She must eat her fill and do so with elegance
You watch her bring the daintiest (read: tiniest) spoon of slime to her lips, pausing to test the aroma before setting her jaw and putting it in her mouth
Oh, look at that, she's already eaten her fill
"MC, my darling, what do you say to an evening walk? It seems I haven't the appetite to dine at this moment, how about a stroll around the palace gardens? The night is still young."
She's relieved at how easily you agree, deeply concerned by the fact that you've already finished half of your bowl, and eager to get you out of the palace so that the maids can make dinner disappear
She's going to lose sleep for the next three months about whether or not she should be honest about what happened to your soup
There's now a bald patch in the grass behind the kitchen that hasn't been able to grow anything in three years. There's a rumor that stepping on it will release a stench so foul that you won't be able to eat for twenty-four hours afterwards
Muriel
He's not too worried. He used to eat spoiled food out of the trash heaps all the time as a kid, he's sure he remembers how
But he's a little surprised that said rotting food is being actively cooked. By you. Seemingly in a choice made of your own free will
He wasn't expecting ... this, but a quick glance around the hut makes it clear to him that nothing terrible has happened, that you seem perfectly sane, and that you don't think anything's wrong
Well, you seem to trust your cooking, and he certainly trusts you, so ...
He side eyes Inanna's dramatic performance of whimpering and pawing at her nose, eventually turning to let her back out of the hut as you serve your bowls with a smile
He takes a glance at his serving as you dig in. Asra still talks about the time he ate a whole chili pepper without flinching - he can do this. He picks up his spoon, scoops up a jiggling chunk, and eats
You're a little surprised at how quickly his bowl disappears. You're not really enjoying your food yourself, but you're not going to judge his strange enthusiasm
"Muriel? If you're still hungry, there's more on the fire ..."
"I'm fine." He's getting out of his habit of depriving food of himself, but in this case, refusing to eat is a personal kindness
He drinks several glasses of water while you finish your dinner, asking you about your day and trying not to grimace at every silent burp that pulls the aftertaste back into his mouth
Inanna buries the rest after the two of you go to bed. Nobody knows how she managed it without opposable thumbs, but everything is possible for a wolf desperate to preserve her nose
Portia
Her brother might be an award-winning actor, but her flair for the dramatic only goes as far as silly little bits designed to make people laugh and pretending that she isn't about to punch somebody
She is a woman who knows her mind, her heart, her strength, and her limits. This is a limit, and she is doing her best to pass it
You can tell right away that she doesn't want to eat what you've made. You've never seen her smile look so uncomfortably tight, and you certainly didn't miss the way her stomach heaved when she leaned over the pot to take a closer look at your creation
But she's insistent on going through with your evening, even steering you towards the kitchen table and serving the bowls herself. She tries so very hard to mask the look of revulsion on her face when different chunks of stew jiggle at different frequencies
She places your bowls on the table and lifts her spoon, waiting for you to take the first bite in the hopes that your eyes will be opened and you'll insist on eating something else
No such luck. You're two spoonfuls in, so in the spirit of keeping an open mind, she loads up her utensil and shoves it in her mouth
You weren't expecting to be sprayed by the choke that seizes her, but sitting across from her puts you in the splatter zone and you're quick to give her your napkin and ask if she's okay
She nods weakly, looking slightly green. "MC," she says, "you are definitely stronger than I imagined." She takes another look at the gelatinous blobs on her table. "Stronger than you need to be."
She dusts off her hands and practically drags you out of the cottage. "Let's eat out tonight! My treat. And I just had the best idea for our next date night - we should take cooking lessons together!"
Lucio
He notices Mercedes and Melchior acting up on the way back to your campsite, but doesn't have any idea why until he gets a whiff and - oh, that is nasty
Some kind of skunk jacked up on magic must have done that, never fear, MC! He's here to save the day now - what do you mean that's dinner? That is not dinner. Dinner is not supposed to smell like that
He's not sparing a second to consider manners or acting. Lucio calls it like he sees it, and all he sees is poison
"MC, do we have to? It smells so bad, look at it MC, just loo - bleugh - no I'm not being dramatic! The smell made me gag for real, watch!"
And he leans over the pot again, just to take a deep lungful and subsequently let out the most visceral gagging belch you've ever witnessed
"See? It's bad, it's really bad, and I don't want to eat it! Why are you being so mean to me, MC?"
To be honest, you're not particularly excited to eat it either, but it's all you've got until you make it to the next town tomorrow, so you tell him as much as his pout slowly deepens
"Fine, I'll do it. I guess it can't be that bad if you made it -" He watches the way it slops into his bowl and gulps. "I take it back."
Sure it's a little spicier and clumpier and saltier and sickly sweeter than you planned, but you're able to stomach it just fine
And to your surprise, Lucio can too. He complains loudly the whole time, but his whining somehow grants him the ability to eat three full bowls
"See, you ate so much of it!"
"Well of course!" he puffs out his chest proudly. "I'm the best. At least it's not as bad as what we had in the army. But - MC?" he looks at you with pleading eyes, "please don't make that again."
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whoahoney · 3 months
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Alright yall, Deftones/septum piercing boy turned into a ghost, may he rest in peace 💀 but never fear….
the Pizza Guy is here. 😏👀
That’s right, a new white boy of the month in Honeyland but that’s okay, I’ve decided to award him white boy of the month, every month for the rest of the year (at least) because he’s my BOYFRIEND!
he actually asked me and everything, like whaaaat?
I love the story of how we met so much so imma write it out a little bit before I toy with turning it into an Eddie fic like I did with the chilis waiter 💀🫶🏻
Read on if you’re interested in my weird love life, it’s appreciated but never required!
TW: pregnancy sickness, crush on someone other than your shitty ass husband (it’s okay we’re divorced now 🥳😂)
Basically back in 2021, I was heavily pregnant with my second child and alllllways craving pizza. I already order dominos often enough they know my name and order when I come in, but it was much more often than normal while I was growing a human 😂
One day, I go to pick up my order at the dominos hot spot in town and there is a handsome Covid-masked boy there waiting for me.
I’d never seen him before so I knew he was new. I got shy and just accepted the pizza, trying to get back into my car as quickly as possible. But then he gave me the loveliest smile and wished me a good day and I thought about it a smidge longer than a married woman should.
The next time I saw him, he gave me tons of paper plates and napkins and full shakers of pepper and Parmesan, and that became a regular occurrence I didn’t think too much of. (Turns out he was STEALING FROM WORK)
The next time, he asked me about how I was feeling, about my baby, and what his name was going to be.
And then the next time, I was late picking up my order, and it’s protocol to call the customer in that instance, so he calls me and asks if I’m okay. Truth be told, I wasn’t 💀 I had BARFED all over myself (cause pregnant) as I was driving over there. I was so upset, clamoring around my car searching for an old hoodie to pull on, but I couldn’t find anything 🥲
Obviously I wasn’t going to tell him all that, so I told him I’d be there momentarily, that I had just been sick.
He offers to drive it to me, free of charge, but I was almost there anyway.
He didn’t even acknowledge the puke on my shirt and gave me the same smile he always did (that I couldn’t see cause of the mask lmao) and told me to be careful going home.
lemme tell you that when I got back, I had a text from an unknown number asking if I got home okay 🥺 my friend was utterly convinced this dude had the hots for me but I was married and pregnant so I had a hard time hoppin on that bandwagon, “it’s not like anything’s going to happen anyway”
I’d say a month after that, I stopped seeing him and assumed he’d moved onto bigger and better things than dominos.
Cut to January 2024, I’m swiping on bumble, minding my business and I see the cutest guy in a Metallica shirt eating noodles straight from the pot over the sink. I was already set on swiping right, but then I looked further at his profile and lo and behold, a selfie in a familiar domino’s uniform!! It had to be him.
I swipe right, we MATCH, I confirm it’s him, he REMEMBERS ME, and we plan a date.
He suggested that we meet at our “old spot” and he’d bring dinner.
And what does he bring??
A dominos pizza and a dozen red roses. 🥺
Turns out my friend was right, he confirmed that he had a “huge little crush” on me and that he’d bargain with the other drivers to get my order if it wasn’t his to take 😭 he’d give them the tips I’d give him if he ever had to convince someone to switch with him 🥲
I’ve dated some very kind and respectful people since July 2023 but this guy blows them all out of the water 😭
He’s so communicative, his boundaries and emotional intelligence are unmatched, we have the same taste in music, his love languages are the same as mine, he’s also a single father (and absolutely rocks it), we share the same values, every day he’s surprising me with some lore of his, or his kindness, or thoughtful nature 🥺
he plans every date, sends me his work schedule so I know when I can come in for a surprise visit if I want to, he brings me snacks, pays for and pumps my gas, opens every door, and won’t even let me lift a finger in my own house!!! All without me asking.
And don’t get me started on the sex bro… I— I can’t. 🥲🫠😮‍💨
If you read this far, I love you, I hope you’re doing well, I miss my tumblr/eddie hyper fixation so much, but I feel it coming back 🤍 I hope to finish our beloved stories and give them all the endings they/we deserve 😌🥰
Xx
Honey
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bradshawsbaby · 7 months
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Hello, my dear! I have an autumn prompt request! Hows about “i don’t like scary movies.” - “i’ll keep you safe.” + Rhett x Honeybee? 🍁 🍂 🎃
I would let Rhett keep me safe during a scary movie any day of the week!
It had been a perfect fall day. The weather in Wabang had finally dipped just a little below 50 degrees, which meant that you and Rhett got to get all bundled up for some afternoon horseback riding on your family’s property, the crisp autumn air filling your lungs and stinging your cheeks as you raced each other across the pasture.
By the time you’d gotten Scout and Willow cooled down, fed and watered, and safely tucked away back in the barn, you and your boyfriend’s fingers were practically numb from the October chill. It had been the perfect excuse to run inside, change into sweatpants and hoodies, and brew a fresh pot of coffee while you set out all the ingredients you needed to make your mama’s famous chili.
“You’re spoilin’ me, honeybee,” Rhett mumbled into your neck, his strong arms wrapping around your waist as he pressed his broad, muscled chest against your back.
“Hardly,” you replied teasingly, pointing at the onions that needed chopping. “Get to work, Abbott.”
He grumbled good-naturedly in response, swatting you on the butt playfully before rolling up his sleeves and jumping into the task you’d assigned him. The two of you worked side by side in comfortable, contented silence, tossing the ingredients into the giant pot you’d set on the stove.
With your parents away visiting your aunt and uncle for the weekend, it was nice to have the place to yourself, just you and Rhett. In the back of your mind, you imagined that this is what it would be like when you and your boyfriend finally had a place of your own, and the thought warmed you from the inside out.
By the time the sun started setting, casting the kitchen in rays of golden light, you and Rhett were sitting side by side at the small wooden table your great-grandfather had built, your boyfriend’s thigh pressed firmly against yours as you proudly feasted on the chili you’d worked together to make.
“Only thing that’s missing is your mama’s cornbread,” you lamented with an exaggerated sigh, pushing your food around with your spoon.
“Tastes perfect to me, even without it,” Rhett grinned, leaning in and pressing a kiss to the corner of your mouth, which made you smile.
It was fully dark outside by the time the two of you finished cleaning the dishes and headed into the living room to curl up on the couch. You laid your head on Rhett’s shoulder as he grabbed the remote, flicking through the channels more out of habit than anything else.
He stopped, however, when he spotted one of his favorite Halloween movies—The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
“Oh, Rhett, no!” you gasped, immediately squeezing your eyes shut and burying your face in his neck. “You know I don’t like scary movies!”
You hadn’t ever since you were a little girl, and Rhett knew it, too. He’d tried to scare you with enough of them when you were kids. He was a horror movie fiend, much to your chagrin.
You could hear him chuckling, but you didn’t budge or open your eyes even a crack.
“Don’t worry, honeybee, I’ll keep you safe,” he whispered in that deep, raspy voice of his, dropping a kiss on the top of your head and holding you tighter. “Leatherface is gonna have to go through me before he can get to you.”
“Rhett!” you wailed, your grip on him tightening as you shivered at the mere thought of that psycho killer breaking into your house in the middle of the night.
“Alright, alright, I’m changin’ the channel!” Rhett caved, reaching for the remote and flicking it quickly. “There, Casper. Does that sound better?”
“Much,” you nodded, lifting your head and snuggling against him in satisfaction.
Rhett grinned, brushing your hair behind your ear affectionately. “I’ll still keep you safe, even if it’s just from Casper the Friendly Ghost.”
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live-from-flaturn · 9 months
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Number 25: Wrapping arms around them when they make breakfast. Bonus points if whoever's cooking is terrible at it.
somehow this thing started off with vaguely horny vibes and then, as per usual, veered directly into character study territory and got sickeningly soft. thanks for the lovely prompt, darlin'!
tw: references to Korn in passing
wordcount: approx. 700
Title: "Tasting Sunrise"
Chay slips his arms around Kim’s waist and hooks his chin over his boyfriend’s shoulder. He watches as Thailand’s current indie sweetheart and rising star stirs wayyyyyy too much chili paste into the soup he’s making. “Whatcha doing, Phi?”
“What does it look like?” Kim sniffs. “I’m making us breakfast.”
“Are you secretly trying to kill me and collect my hefty life insurance policy?” 
“Wh– Why would you ask that?!” Kim spins around in his arms, looking so completely horrified that, for a split-second, Porchay feels kinda bad… 
Then he takes in the ‘Fuck You, it’s MY Kitchen’ apron (which Tankhun had special-ordered when Kim nearly burned down the house last summer making grilled cheese), Kim’s untouched bedhead, and his own rumpled Wik tee covering Kim’s chest. A smile blooms softly across his face. There’s no urgency in the gesture, no driving need to ease Kim’s worry – because Kim is already calm again. One look is all it takes now that they’ve learned how real communication works.
“That’s a lot of chili, P’Kim.” Chay noses along the hinge of Kim’s jaw until Kim finally relaxes back against him and exposes his neck for more. “Are you feeling congested, or did I snore last night and you’re trying to fix the problem with folk medicine?”
“Is it really that much?” Kim blinks at him innocently. Chay still can't believe that for all his ferality, all his killing and maiming and committing violent crimes on a near-weekly basis, Kim has no fucking clue how to read recipes. Something about cooking simply doesn't click; and that's fine with Chay, because cooking is his happy place. 
Therapy rocks and he’ll always be grateful for his access to solid mental healthcare – but sometimes, in the quiet of their kitchen, nothing soothes him faster or better than slicing up vegetables and mixing the correct ratio of seasonings into his broth base. He makes Kim a variety of healthy food and takes great pride in doing so.
“I love you so much, P’Kim… But there’s a reason I make breakfast when we have the time to eat together.” 
Kim pouts cutely up at him in disappointment so Chay smacks a kiss to his forehead. Totally fair compensation, in his opinion. “How about we go out for food, instead? There’s a new crepe place down the block that looks awesome and the reviews are good.”
“I like crepes.”
“Precisely my point.”
“Alright,” Kim smiles and turns off the stove. Chay follows him into the bedroom, pinching at his hips to keep them from getting distracted on the way. 
“Thank you for taking care of me,” Chay whispers, just before they leave the apartment. He takes one of Kim’s hands in both of his and presses several kisses along the ridge of Kim's knuckles. “But please don’t push yourself to do things that make you uncomfortable for my sake. We both make up each other’s slack, right?”
Kim looks apprehensive at this request. Wary. Almost as if he's been cornered. 
Chay wonders darkly if he’s been to visit Korn in the last twenty-four hours.  
“I make us healthy, tasty dinners and sometimes breakfast. You check the deadbolts every night and keep a holster under your bedside table,” Chay ticks the items off on his fingers as if he’s making a numbered list. Mostly he wants Kim to understand his point. Kim nods along, so he continues:
“I keep track of our toiletries and resupply when we’re at the store. You have a cool sixth sense about when we’re low on coffee beans, so we never run out. Cats come up to me on the street so we can both pet them. Your fans take candids of us petting cats together on the street and post them online for me to collect. We’re symbiotic, Kim. Not like Venom, I mean, but like two separate people who fit very well together.”
Kim pops onto his toes in order to bestow a pleased kiss to Chay’s lips. Chay can feel Kim's smile beneath the pressure of skin meeting skin and it makes him smile right back. 
When they pull back for air, Kim gasps, “I love you, sunshine.”
“I love you, too, Phi.”
“Breakfast?”
“Breakfast.”
The crepes, while delicious, don't hold a candle to the taste of Kim's early morning smile.
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dipolardruid · 1 year
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hello! I love your characters can I make a reaction request for stepmom?
In my mind I have this image of the reader being a big fan of spicy things so every time the stepmother sees the reader eating something she would say:
Betra: what are you putting in the hot chocolate?
reader: hot sauce.
(At breakfast)
Betra: what's that dust on your pancakes?
Reader: Ghost Chili Powder
Spice is love, Spice is life
Tw: None
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"Maybe you should take it down a notch with the spice." Betra says as she watches you pour hot sauce into the hot chocolate "No, I'm good." Betra doesn't say anything but cringes as she watches you drink it.
She looks towards your father only for him to give her a shrug "Their happy with it so I don't see a problem." Betra sighs in defeat as she watches you go on normally.
At the very beginning when she'd only visit she never really saw anything that was until she started sleeping over, That's when she'd see the hotsauce always in reaching distance especially in the morning it wasn't until her day off when she'd gotten up to make herself her usual breakfast she'd catch you pouring it into your hot chocolate.
She never said anything at the time but did stare at you in complete bewilderment and had to double take a couple of times thinking she was still dreaming until you had offered some "No, I'm alright thank you."
From there she watched your eating habits realizing hot sauce was in every meal even some that were very questionable just like the pancake incident when you decided to make everyone some breakfast and once you had sat down she noticed you had starting putting red powder quite a bit at that.
"What are you putting on your pancakes?" She looks at the amount that now covers your food.
"Oh it's Ghost chili powder." She looks up at you eyes wide open "what...?" You ask confused, you watch as Betra exhales and looks at your father before back at you "Are you sure the amount of spice you eat is safe? I mean you atleast have to suffer some type of heartburn or stomach pain." You take a bite making direct eye contact with Betra before slowly shaking your head no.
During that time she tried to keep her thoughts on the low but once she married your father that's when she'd let her thoughts be known with more liberty.
Even going as far as to hide your spices as a way to lower the amount you eat only to end with failure as you'll go and buy more spicier ones, so at that point she'll just leave you be but she will talk to you about the amount you consume out of worry but in the end she knows she can't force you to stop but at least convince you to calm it down.
Betra might even try some of your spices with the consequence of drooling from the pain and not trying it again, she is not a fan of spices at all she uses the reason of wanting to actually taste her food savoring every bite and not be in increasing pain with every bite.
The times she gets a sudden bout of courage to try your spices your father will be ready to give her some yogurt or bread to help with the burning while holding in a laugh which she will notice and give him the stink eye in the process.
Please show her a bit of patience she just doesn't understand why you'd do that to yourself but once she gets used to it she'll even start buying you them while she's out and about to see you're reaction to certain ones as a way to keep note on your likes and dislikes.
So in the end she'll end up encouraging your love of spices at a safe amount of course.
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anlian-aishang · 1 year
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SNK Characters // Inebriated Meals // Eren, Mikasa, Armin, Levi, Erwin, Hange, Jean, Sasha, Connie 
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Eren
The Mcdonald’s smorgasbord. Big Mac. 20 Mcnuggets. Hash browns. 2 for 1 apple pies.
The largest chocolate shake on earth.
Can eat an impossible amount of food and still feel hungry afterwards.
Mikasa
An entire row of Oreos. If not, the box.
Instant ramen: dry, crushed up, in the bag, poured into her mouth like a drink.
Sodium intake: off the charts
Armin
Banana cream pie, right out of the tin.
Lay’s potato chips. Plain only. Neither ruffled nor kettle-cooked. Just straight salty goodness.
Pop Tarts, all the flavors he never got to try as a kid. 
Levi
Nutella and a spoon. Straight out of the jar.
Fries dipped in ice cream, only when no one is looking.
Downs a tube of mini M&Ms like its a shot.
Erwin
Fancy boy poutine.
A large cheese pizza all to himself. Will hiss at anyone that comes near.
Fried chicken sandwiches. Insists on getting one from every restaurant and having a taste test so that he can determine “for the good of humanity” which is truly the superior chain.
Hange
Jack in the Box. Munchie Meals. Can’t stop laughing at the tiny tacos.
Food on food on food. Cheese fries. Chili cheese fries. Chicago-style hot dog.
Some freak invention like chicken nuggets on pizza or donuts and ice cream.
Jean
Onion rings. Cheese curds. Mozzarella sticks. When in doubt, deep fry.
Puts Pocky in his mouth, walks around hoping someone will bite the other end.
Eats grapes off the vine with a wink-wink and an eyebrow raise.
Sasha
French fries. Duh.
Sauce on her face, fingers, and the floor.
At first, she is feral keeping all the food to herself. But once the good vibes really kick in, she goes around the room insisting everyone try some.
Connie
Chicken wings. Lofty overconfidence makes him order a flavor that is way too hot for him to handle.
Whipped cream straight from the can to his mouth.
A potato in any form. Fries and chips are alright, but if you present this man a loaded baked potato, he will propose to you right then and there.
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al0egarden · 2 months
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Hi, are you feeling better today? What are your favorite blogs? What are your favorite songs? What are your favorite meals?
im okayish, i think it's just that this week has been comparatively MORE stagnant and unproductive than usual. but it'll be better hopefully later on.
but i also tried writing a stupid dating guide. and surprisingly an eulogy. i also tried making a crossword which i am actually going to try finishing because some of my tumblr friends might be interested. i finished a book and then another poetry book. and now im reading hamlet. i am also thinking of making some soundcloud mixes with some of my favourite soul music. and im going to watch ufc 299 tomorrow.
honestly all the people i follow on here are my favorite. i follow like 103 accounts out of which 80 of them are mutuals and honestly they bring in stuff to watch and admire for days. but right off the bat if i had to name any blogs from the remainder of those accounts: @docpile @destroysoil @archivings
i listen to a lot of songs. for the longest time serpentskirt [asian CD release featuring faye wong] by cocteau twins used to be my 'favorite' song. until i came across bo hardwood and john cassavetes' almost in love with you and rn that song is my favorite one. last night i fell asleep while listening to this one song i came across which i think is beautiful: the dark end of the street by james carr.
i do not exactly have one favorite meal but i have had this one very uncivilized combination of chinese steamed wontons and bok choy with sesame oil and chili oil and a can of coke and a cigarette on various occasions, with past lovers and close friends and alone during pondering times. it was also like an icebreaker at dates when dating was more prevalent for me. they aren't very special taste wise compared to a lot of other things but they hold some certain emotional value if one can say that.
i hope you are doing fine and everything is alright. thank you for checking up and for the ask of course i enjoy answering these.
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