#technically yes

[empiressys]

So... Underverse 0.8... huh?

(I wanted to wait a bit to avoid spoilers.,,,,)

[ixirian-archive]

LET'S PLAY FETCH

[thelemoncoffee]

very very strange au concept surrounding a Phantom thief au DICE mission tactic

it started with Beez suggesting an au where DICE has more than 10 members and some of them are assigned to dress up as clones of Kokichi to throw police off, but it got weirder from there-

then we went "hey what if they chased Kokichi into a warehouse and came face to face with several clones" having to try and catch as many as they could and hope they caught the real one, if he was even in the group to begin with

next logical leap was to expand it to the rest of the og DICE- ie: DICE grunts having whole teams of people who are similar heights to the og DICE dressing up in their uniforms and committing smaller thefts as "copycats" around the city, committing some of their thefts shortly before the time real heists is set to happen to draw police away from the heist

how much worse can this get you may ask? why not become clones the detectives and police who are after them? how fucked up would it be to have DICE members impersonating higher-ups in the police force or Detective agency on their case? imagine seeing the coworker you jsut saw leave the building now suddenly in a meeting on the third floor.

how confused and panicked do you think Shuichi would be if he saw himself staring back at him down the hall?

[howlingday]

Jaune: Hello, my name is Jaune Arc, and I work center-desk at OZ Unlimited.

Jaune: My job? I'm sort of a... reactionary job.

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Yang: So, then I said, "That's a katana-" ACK!

Jaune: (Holding a spray bottle)

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Jaune: I'm told I have to keep the office environment aware of its productivity... or lack thereof.

Jaune: I have a bell, a spray bottle, and an airhorn. The spray bottle is for when somebody makes a dad joke without being a dad... or a mom, I guess. A parent. They're not a parent.

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Blake: No, Yang, I don't want to play around.

Yang: Ooh! Me-OUCH, Blakey~!

Jaune: (HONK!)

Yang: AGH! MY FRICKIN' EARS!

Jaune: (Sets down air-horn)

Blake: (Finger in ear) ...Mawp! ...Mawp!

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Jaune: The airhorn is for racially-charged comments.

Jaune: Honestly, I don't really know what that means, so I just use it any time Yang makes a cat pun around Blake. Or, the other workers if it was anyone other than Yang.

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Yang: I could take on five guys.

Weiss: Do you mean the restaurant or five actual guys?

Yang: You want me to show you~?

Jaune: (DING!)

Yang: Oh, come on! It's not like I was coming onto her... yet.

Jaune: (DING!)

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Jaune: The bellhop bell is for sexually provocative comments. I ring it about seven times in a three-hour timeframe. All because of Yang.

Jaune: When I asked Mr. Ozpin why he gave me this job, he said I was the most boring person in this office, and therefore could be trusted to not make the same comments. I couldn't really tell if he was being brutally honest of just brutal.

[jackinalex]

(x)

[velarisdusk]

do i write or do i play helldivers so i can be a higher level than bf hmmmm

[animatronic-assistant]

does this mean that bloodmoon has been inside elara now? 😏😏😏😏😏😏

Mod: *sprays you with water hose* Don't be nasty

[anavi-vrg]

Cat!UMA Blood being an little sh-

or cat doing normal cat behaviour

[afalkingdrink]

[thatcaliber]

out here making the hard choices

[fyrewalks]

my kitty companion for the new ep ahhhh

[lizhly-writes]

Chen Liwei let Wu Youxuan take his face between his hands, smirking faintly. It was infuriating.

"You're really too pretty," Wu Youxuan muttered. "What's the use of having this face, you don't do anything good with it."

"Define good," Chen Liwei said. "Something like this?" He smiled. It was actually a nice smile, not his usual one that made it look like he was about to kill somebody, but something that made him look almost... sweet.

Wu Youxuan didn't think Chen Liwei could do sweet.

"Uh," Wu Youxuan said.

"You look dumb," Chen Liwei said, instantly ruining it.

"Urgh," Wu Youxuan said, and shoved Chen Liwei's head down.

[spins-in-confusion]

HI HI HI RANDOM ASK GO!!!!

do you enjoy soup?? if so, what kind of soup is your favourite????

i am a soup enjoyer! though im not quite sure what my favourite would be...

[etherealising]

the bear is such an educational resource! like tell me why there was a question on my media law and ethics exam about the cubs game story cicero told carmy about???

[accio-sriracha]

If you get grounded does that mean I can have ma

SHUT UP RIGHT NOW

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care