#ted talk with vee

[vettelsvee]

in case you’re interested about my works, here are some of the upcoming fics i’m writing and posting! jenson x gf!reader (cute af), seb x wife!reader (smutty one), and oscar x perez!reader (and maybe nico rosberg x driver!reader🤠)

all of them are requests so if you’re interested in requesting you can tell me on the anon thing or on this link 🩷

also, i’m working in the shadows on mu f1 dilfs au saga (reminder that it’s formed by lewis, seb, jenson, fernando, nico and mark fics/“books”). the name of the general saga it’s already chosen, and i promise to tell you as soon as i finish uni and have everything ready and “cute” for it to be posted! 🥹

(manifesting seb content tomorrow, but if not i bet he’ll be enjoying whatever he’s doing so i’m happy for him as well sjsjs)

[akkivee]

Hi again! Fanfic person here. Thank you again for your help, I have another question: Have we ever seen Kuko's room?

i’m not entirely sure we’ve seen samatoki’s room??? like ik we saw juto’s in that mtc➕💉🎋0️⃣ in jail event but i don’t think that’s been extended towards samatoki yet???? we do know what his living room looks like tho lol

as for kuukou, we have seen it and it def reflects his lifestyle as a monk, i can tell you that much lmao

[vettelsvee]

Seh's back! I'm not missing a single part of this weekend. You're the biggest Seb fan I know you must be hyped 😭

that’s such a big compliment omg, but i’m sure you know a biggest seb fan 😭

i’m actually on cloud 9 this weekend. seb means a lot to me and has been not only a huge part of my life, but also a huge influence since i first started looking up at him, when i was 8 and he was the bad golden boy from red bull. he’s helped me go through the hardest moments of my life (currently still going through one of it after almost a year), and since i met him i even look up at him more and try to be more like him (and, if i can, spread his “message” and take part in his initiatives!)

soooool yep, after this long reply af that you won’t probably read, i’m really hyped! literally the best ray of sunshine i could have during my finals season 🫶🏻

[veeastri]

ABOUT MY WORKS

01. WHAT DO I WRITE?: i write formula 1 content (for now i don't consider becoming a multifandom writer), both driver x reader / driver x oc fics and series. in this side blog you'll find exclusively my driver x oc series (but if you're interested on my other works, visit my main blog)

02. WHO DO I WRITE FOR?: mostly sebastian vettel and oscar piastri. other drivers i write for are lewis hamilton, george russell, max verstappen and mick schumacher, as well as retired drivers.

03. REQUESTS: currently closed. you can requests whatever you want with any driver you please and i'll try my best to write what you asked for! your requests might take some time to write. ✧ you can send anonymously your requests on this link!

04. I DO NOT WRITE ABOUT: team principals or prompts that might make me uncomfortable. if i deny your request don't be mad at me please!

05. UPDATES: this is a friendly reminder that i'm a last year teaching student in university and, apart from that, i also work as a teacher and i don't have plenty of time to spend writing (and i also have a life outside tumblr)

06. TRIGGER WARNINGS: check them before reading my works. i sometimes write nsfw and dark topics that might trigger the reader

07. INTERACTION: your comments, reblogs and feedback are truly appreciated! as well as other writers, we love to see your opinions and thoughts on our works, so don't be shy to interact at me please! you can talk to me on this link!

08. COPIES: i won't be allowing copies of any type, including my works, aesthetic, layouts, etc. if i see that your content is quite similar to mine (to not say the same one), i won't hesitate to talk to you and, if you don't want to contribute, blocking and reporting. remember that creating your own original content takes time and it's an absolute shame that you copy others work

[shellevisionfan]

Hear me out in regards to your recent post: Dinosnore x Startime Vee Cosmic Signal x Startime Shelly

Vee x Vintage Shelly Vintage Vee x Twisted Shelly

Thank you for coming to my Clipp talk. Its like a Ted talk, but cooler, and more yuriful.

wowie!! yknow i like to see the skins are entirely seperate verisons to their main counter part, a alternate you could say, and honestly you just gave me a banquet of ideas to feast on possible fics or just drawings so thank thee clipp you arthou the best and the coolest 🎉🎉🎉

[vettelsvee]

this is my always an angel never a god because that’s definitely not happening with me but dreaming is free !!

my dream as a fanfic writer is for one day, one of my fics to be someones comfort fic. like the fic that they reread when they don't feel good and want to be happy. i want my words to comfort someone one day

[twiceinawhile]

what billmos characters smell like

this relates directly to the conversation happening in the repo server right now and centaurivee might post a similar string of headcanons (👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻)

otis

- starting out strong with one of if not the most disgusting man here

- smells like whiskey that broke in the car and seeped into the seat and was also pissed on by a cat. and left in the sun for a month

- HEAVY b.o. and HEAVY alcohol smell and the lingering aura of rot

choptop

- not any better 💀 smells MORE like b.o. if that's even possible

- no alcohol involved but the rot and blood smell is also way stronger

- maybe a lil like dust too

luigi

- we're out of stinky man land for now 🤢 you know he's clean as fuck

- smells like cold jewelry, dryer sheets, and LOTS of cologne

- the blood smell is very cleverly covered up, but you can taste it on his skin

the magician

- cotton candy :(

- he smells like sugar and spice and everything nice and maybe a bit of shitty beer too

- he might be a lil sweaty but arent all carnies

mayor buckman

- unfortunately i think he's clean

- used to smell like gross cologne from the 1800s, leather, and sweat sometimes

- now only reeks of thick blood (all of them do)

buttercup

- HOW COULD I FORGET MY PRINCESS

- she is FLOWERS

- she's what men would think women smelled like if they'd never been near a woman and have only been told that girls like pink and cute

quinn

- tried to use a LOT of cologne to cover up the warm computer smell he radiates

- kind of worked

- smelled like burning metal and fire when going rogue (wiring damaged)

farmer sam

- smells like when you open an old box and get hit with vintage air from 1940

- also an undertone of dirt and sweat, but not in a bad way ! hes a busy man

- if you snuggle real close, you can smell some warm tea in his beard

mr suitcase because i love him

- clean :)

- metallic blood smell doesn't seem to stick to him even while he's the one bleeding

- smells like a freshly washed, still wet carpet

new character ! frank the snake dealer

- smells very strongly, but not too bad

- something that can only be described as spicy

- comes with the hot burn of something smoke-like in the back of your throat

the random guy from evil bong 💀

- weed.

- i said i'd add him if vee put the bartender from the first power in theirs

- he just smells like weed thats it i cannot IMAGINE he would smell like anything else 💀💀

okay thanks for coming to my TED talk

[vettelsvee]

Can't reblog @koalapastries post since I think original post acc has me blocked (oops) but yeah, TEACHER!SEB CODED

Hear me out: both Seb and Reader are new teachers in the same school, teaching the same grade but in different classes. While Seb is the annoying, cool, extroverted teacher, Reader is more shy, introverted and just wants her students to do the best teacher. They need to work together a lot, and while Reader tries to act professional with Seb, he just pushes Reader not only to go out of her comfort zone, but to make her feel better with herself and stop being so shy... by just phoning her phone classroom like all the time to ask stupid things because he's deep down for her and since he knows she's a bit (a lot, actually) shy, he doesn't want to flirt much with her to not make her uncomfortable

READ THE CALL OF LOVE HERE ✨🧚‍♀️

[callmeend]

Gonna copy and paste what I said to Ted

okay so I went a little overboard with the design so I renamed her Tee and she’s an off brand vee, she has a talk show, not a game show, and she tries so hard to stay relevant it’s actually sad, she’s a smug little shit, a narcissistic narcissist, and has a body pillow of sonic the hedgehog (I am not making this shit up)

Also @umaisho just lore dropped and told me she was eggman and now I need to marry her this instant

[veeastri]

GET TO KNOW ME!

i'm vee, your friendly neighborhood formula 1 fics writer... or just vee. i'm 22, born and raised in spain but, to be honest, i actually speak more english than spanish daily. i'm currently studying a degree on teaching specializing on esl (english as a second language) and, if everything goes according to plan, i'm graduating next year! apart from that, i absolutely love reading and writing, as you probably might have seen on this blog.

✩‧₊˚ MY MAIN FANDOMS: formula 1 (my all time favourite drivers are sebastian vettel, lewis hamilton, oscar piastri, george russell, max verstappen, mick schumacher and nico rosberg), emma stone, little mix, one direction (mostly harry styles and niall horan), marvel/mcu, star wars and i'm currently entering my taylor swift era

LET'S CHAT CARRD WATTPAD PINTEREST SPOTIFY INSTAGRAM

[chaifootsteps]

Okay sorry I was talking with my mother

1) I hate sir Pentious’s new character. Sure, he’s fun. But oh my gosh, I miss his old character. The way that’s he’s not at all remorseful and just purely wants destruction  and to rule over the pentagram city. But now he’s too goody goody(I haven’t seen the new episode, pls don’t spoil it), and turned WAYYYY to easily over to Charlie’s anti-Christ ass, and wanting to be redeemed. He should have stayed a spy for longer and I would’ve loved to see his dynamic grow with the Vees(especially Vox) and how he worked for them as a spy. His rape scene wasp so uncomfortable and unnecessary, and speaking of that his and cherris relationship should of never of even been thought about. It’s such an awkward thing, as they’re rivals and Cherri has destroyed things that he’s made and insults him.

2) speaking of Cherri, she offered Angel drugs(which seems like it’s a normal thing for them as she’s so causal about it) when she knew he was there at the hotel that’s for redemption, but also she was so rude to Angel when he was trying to get Nifty out of the cleaning closet??? She’s a much better friend in the pilot and in the addict music video. She’s showing actual friendship and concern for Angel, nothing like she does now.

3) Alastor. Sure, I like his moments, but he’s so painfully edgy it’s not that good. His radio sound effects are good, I miss the old effects that he had in the pilot and his old voice actor, but of course viv is a “it’s my way or the high-way” gal and she dumped all of the previous cast. He’s nearly completely different now, claiming that Charlie is like his daughter(I swear to god he better be manipulative to her in that moment), when in the pilot he openly mocked her and what she was trying to do. He seems way to open about his emotions and wanting r help Charlie, using a TV(???) and playing along when what she wants to do. He also seems to much like an attention whore, which could be a good character trait if he wasn’t the way he is now. Also he’s too touchy touchy with everyone, especially Charlie.

4) Angel dust is not as interesting now as he was to me in the pilot. Now he’s just a porn star who gets raped and abused and is going to be redeemed. I’d love to see his old character traits(from before the pilot and during, such as mafia, insane, violent, ect), rather than just “oh he’s a gay sex spider who sometimes does violence but he’s such a good person now for finding love and refusing drugs!!!! :3”.

5) Husk’s new voice. I see the appeal of his new one, but his old voice actor just hit different. Make that skinny 1970s gambler man sound like he smokes 5 packs a day. Also I can’t stop thinking about the cat from Coraline.

6) almost everything about vaggie. Her design, her actions, and her backstory. It’s cool that she’s a fallen Angel but oh my gosh!! Don’t reveal that in the first season!! Slow burn that shit!! And why did she do quickly realize that he’s murdering ‘innocent souls’?? They’re in hell for a reason, she didn’t have to think that just because it was a kid it was innocent of any crimes it did. They revealed it too soon, it would have been a good twist for season 2.

7) vivziepop seemingly mocks Christianity and I had to look up how Saint Peter looked like, AND SHE WHITE-WASHED HIM SO BAD. HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE HE SHOULD, AND HES SUCH A COMPLEX PEROSN FROM THE BIBLE AND AND SHORTENED HIS CHARACTER SO BADLY.

Anyways, my TED talk is over. Thank you

Thanks for your TED Talk, Anon. It was an excellent talk.

[vylad243]

Ok so I’m back again with that emotionless Vox au because I have thoughts but imagine Lucifer visiting the hotel with Vox after a lot of convincing from Charlie and for some reason a group of sinners decided to attack the hotel. Alastor obviously goes to defend the hotel but then Vox unfortunately gets to them first and utterly destroys them like they gotta regenerate from scratch like it was nothing and now Alastor is having feelings about it cause if Vox didn’t need him to protect then how can he show that his affection

At some point Lucifer finds out what’s upsetting Alastor so much and being the petty gremlin that he is Lucifer sends Vox to fight more often you see Vox isn’t dumb he knows very well what Lucifer is doing but he doesn’t care because after all he may not have any of his former emotions but he knows one thing he wants Alastor to feel every ounce of pain he felt when he left him 7 years ago even if it costs his life

Thank you for coming to my ted talk

Some extra I think he still works with the Vees but like in the background he would make all of the products Velvette and Valentino use but he doesn’t make any public appearances and stuff

Love being here for the TED talk. We will find Ted one day

I love how much Lucifer is a little shit. I think him being a little gremlin is incredible, and more people should take advantage of that

Poor Alastor would be so conflicted and confused 😭 I feel like Alastor would be even more pissed off at Mimzy for putting Vox in danger too, and utterly embarrassed that Vox whipped ass before he could. Like that awkward feeling when you're happy, embarrassed, and pissed all at the same time

[vettelsvee]

vent time bc, tbh, lately all i can think about are about the what ifs… like if my fics are gonna be good enough for what y’all expect because from what i’ve experienced publishing them in other platforms people didn’t seem to enjoy them (they didn’t actually) and, to be honest, i’m afraid (and also i’m trying to get rid off the impostor syndrome every time i sit down to plan, write and publish

“everyone is going to hate it” someone will love it. someone will reach out to you and tell you it changed their life. someone will hold it close and treasure it forever in a way you can’t even understand. keep going

[actuallygon3]

"Why do all Toodles Roleplay? Like they always go that family shit with Rodger and Teagan"

I am a Toodles main (Mainly cause I don't have a lot of toons and I don't wanna spend too) but I have NEVER rp'd unless my run is Rping.

Like there was this time where I joined a run and there was 2 Rodgers and they just started Rping about how I was their child and the rest of the players went along.

Compared to like- Pro runs where almost every one my teammates dies on floor 4 or 6. The runs where everyone are some sort of Roleplayers are the ones who last the longest.

I made it to floor 18 with the help with the 2 Roleplayers Rodgers who were watching over me and claimed to me a father protection squad. Sure they ended up fighting in chat over custody and Cosmo had to act like Rodger (Alpha sleeper skin) lawyer and Sprout on the other Rodger (detective) but it all worked out in the end.

We died on floor 18 cause it was a black out and the twisteds happened to be Finn, Sprout, and Vee and Finn sniped out districtstor in the dark.

BUT IT'S A BETTER AND MORE FUNNER RUN THAN THOSE WITH THE PROS. (My opinions at least)

Anyways yeah, thanks for listening to my Ted talk.

[mtcha-cat]

introduction to me and my page!

hi! my name is vee/valentine

i am transmasc and unlabeled, i’ll probably post some art and other stuff

i really like the beatles! some of my other interests are:

gravity falls

17776

smiling friends

jazzpunk

stranger things

bill and ted’s excellent adventure

ace attorney

stanley parable

community

hannibal

saiki k

astronomy

falsettos

art history

and more!

i love music and some of my favorite bands/groups are

The Cure

The Beatles

Radiohead

Nine Inch Nails

Descendents

Talking Heads

Minor Threat

Beastie Boys

Rage Against the Machine

Car Seat Headrest

and many more :)

so in conclusion im like super cool and stuff and you should totally follow me hahahahha (please)

[time-to-write-and-suffer]

Seven snippets, seven people

Was tagged by @lonsdalewrite forty bazillion years ago, finally have enough material and spoons to actually share stuff. Thank you for the tag!!

Gonna do the elf marriage wip (Nettle and Song if you're pretentious (and I am)) cuz it's the freshest one

Tagging (lmk if you want off this ride or onto it)

@hanna-writes, @nabanna, @croaceian, @angelofthemornings, @descent-of-stars

@rrrawrf-rewrites, @scribble-dee-vee, @forthesanityofsome @meanceclosetohell and YOUUUUUUU!

Putting the snippets under a cut cuz I can't be bothered to edit them rn but I might feel up for it later also it got kinda long oops

1

“Relax. As long as you don’t murder anyone, these talks will be the most peaceful interaction we’ve had with humans since the war ended,” Del mumbled while they waited. “It’ll be fine even if you don’t speak. Or smile. Or make any sort of positive impression.”

“Uh-huh. I’m sure they’ll love giving their princess away to the meanest-looking asshole in the Given Earth.”

“Meanest-looking? No-no, dear prince, you’re a pretty elf boy. Humans find elves irresistible, you know. Just pout and bat your little eyelashes, and they’ll let you get away with just about anything.

Roel grimaced, hand tightening around the hilt of his sword.

“Wonderful.”

2

Mother sat down next to Teddy, wrapping an arm around her shoulders. “Nobody can force you to marry against your will, Theodosia. No matter who says what, no matter the so-called political benefits or diplomacy. You are not cattle to be traded.”

Mother glared at Elias, who winced, “Stop. I didn’t bring Teddy up to trade her.”

“Then why did you?”

“And why not? Is this better? What’s left for her here, where she’s not allowed into the royal palace without an invitation? Where her own mother and siblings can’t see her without sneaking behind the king’s back like criminals? She didn’t do anything wrong!”

3

“Ted? Is everything alright?”

He put rubbed her back gently. It made the tears sting harder, and she blinked them away stubbornly. If people noticed Efra, they’d notice her and her expression, and that would lead to gossip. Better to have the elves be the main talking point rather than the queen’s rejected child having a crisis.

“Yes, I’m fine,” she sighed deeply.

“Are you sure? I could tell them to wait.”

“No, it’s fine. I was just remembering some things. Nothing to worry about.”

She forced a smile. Efra didn’t seem convinced, but this wasn’t the time to figure out Teddy’s emotional traumas. He had to drop it almost as much as she.

“The elves are ready to meet me, I assume?” she said when he kept staring at her with that worried expression.

“Yes. But I’d rather come up with an excuse than have you break down in front of them.”

“’Break down’?” Teddy scoffed. “Please. If I were breaking down, there would be casualties.”

4

“I forgot that humans welcome women in combat,” Del said thoughtfully. “Androel, would you consider this a virtue or a flaw in a woman?”

Roel hated his brother in that moment, when Del forced all eyes to land on him.

He grunted vaguely, “Depends on who she’s fighting.”

5

“Do you have magic too, Lady Frye? Were you blessed by your goddess?” Roel wondered, genuine curiosity softening his tone.

Lady Frye smiled demurely. “I have been blessed by Etheme as well as any other member of my family, Your Highness. Even if it was never quite so obvious as those of my siblings, I am still grateful for it.”

“For what?” Roel pressed.

Her smile took on a strained edge. “One must be grateful for everything Etheme deems fit to give. My only gifts were a full belly and a loving family.”

So she hadn’t received a blessing, then. She had no magic. Wasn’t that so much easier to say than whatever other nonsense she’d been going on about?

The song was coming to an end. Soon, they parted, and Roel bowed along with the other men. She curtsied deeply.

“Thank you, Prince Androel,” she said. “I hope we can dance again sometime.”

He didn’t.

6

“But don’t you want to choose who you marry?” Mother asked. “What if they demand heirs? What then?”

Teddy hadn’t thought that far. Or rather, she hadn’t wanted to think that far. The idea of simply sharing a bed with Prince Androel made her queasy enough, but imagining touching him? Or him touching her? It made her want to peel her skin off.

“We’ll cross that bridge when we get there. If we get there. Aren’t you worried a little too prematurely? What if Prince Androel says no?”

She half hoped he would.

Mother shook her head, “I spoke with King Roendel. The prince is willing.”

Oh. So it was really happening.

After that awful first meeting, too! It seemed the prince must’ve had his own reasons for accepting, since he was openly disgusted with her.

And every other human.

And everything in general.

7

“How long do I have to stay?”

“There is no time requirement, Your Highness, and you may leave whenever you please. Though I would recommend staying for the better part of an hour at the very least, if you cannot tolerate a whole night.”

“Can you?” he challenged.

“I don’t see why not. I’ve a good book, some hot tea and biscuits, and it’s a warm summer night. There are worse ways to spend an evening.”

“Where will you sleep?”

“In the bed.”

“And where will I sleep?”

Theodosia pursed her lips, her cheeks bursting with sudden color. “I’m sure the bed can accommodate two people.”

“Which part of ‘I am not touching you’ escapes your understanding?” Roel sneered.

“If at least one of us is awake when physical contact accidentally happens, we each would be able to stop it. And if it happens while we’re both asleep, what difference does it make?”