#teensy shipping

[katiekatdragon27]

Guuuyyyyyyys? Can we all just agree that this is canon noowwwwwww?

These two have been eating at my brain all night it’s chronic.

Like?? AUGHHHHHH I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I-

Every fandom I'm in has that one straight-passing ship that I make my personality for a couple weeks lol. This is that straight-passing ship for Rayman lol.

A buncha ideas and progress below cut:

Teensy Ray Thoughts:

Teensy Ray (who's name is probably Raymond I haven't decided yet) is the kind and soft-spoken leader of the Rayman Fan-Club. He is the go-to person for all things Rayman, and has basically turned his house into a makeshift shrine museum for the guy.

He DIYed his entire cosplay of Rayman. He cut up his cloak and altered it to look more like a "hoodie", even wrapping his arms with bandages to represent Rayman's "limbless-ness." The thing he struggled with most was the hair.

Speaking of the hair, the "implant" that Polokus talks about in Origins was actually a little bird creature he found one day. Its tail feathers stick up like Rayman's two hair strands and can whirl around in a haircopter style.

The creature is also a kind-of wing man for TR. It can read how he feels and will move its tail accordingly.

The reason why TR started the Rayman Fan-Club and dresses as him a ton was because way back in the day, he was directly saved by Rayman (like Rayman hauled his ass out of danger manually kinda saving). He feels like the club is the least he could do to repay his hero

Also he and Ray are pen-pals lol (but Rayman takes decades to respond)

Teensy Ray is a hopeless romantic. Any sort of romantic gesture, no matter how small, sweeps him off his feet.

He was originally Teensy Queen's "safe date." He was down for it, both because she was incredibly pretty and because she let him go on super long rambles about Rayman.

When she eventually fell for him, he fell for her almost instantly, and things have been going smoothly ever since lol.

The "How Did You Bag A Baddie?" audio.

Teensy Queen Thoughts:

Queen Teensy (honestly might name her Quincy lol) is the bad bitch teensy of the Glade. She has the heart of an adventurer, constantly running away from the boring royal duties to practice her magic and fighting skills.

She will run off, kick ass by halting a nightmare invasion of some rural town, then return just in time for her royal duties.

She loves fighting almost as much as she loves Rayman lol.

Queen had a mega crush on Rayman and was desperate to get with him. However, Rayman (the aroace king he is) took no interest in her whatsoever.

She decided to settle for TR as a sort of "substitute" for Rayman at first. She was constantly heckled by her family for never giving any man a chance, so she retaliated by grabbing the teensy who looked the most like Rayman and basically fake-dating him.

After a couple months or so of just being safe-date buddies, she started to gain actual feelings for TR, to which he reciprocated. She was in a lot of denial about it though for a while.

She be like "I don't date dorks!" then ends up with this mf.

Teensy Queen is Grand Romantic Gestures in teensy form. She will go out of her way to create large displays for the people she loves and cares about.

The "EXCUSE ME, HE ASKED FOR NO PICKLES." kinda person.

That's all I have rn. Expect more art of these guys cuz they're gonna be so everything to me for like two months lol.

Thanks for indulging in my delusion lol. Have a lovely day :)

[dustbar]

i should do comics more often

[buckingham-ashtray]

APPARENTLY JOHNLOCK DOESN’T ROCK ON JUST EARTH NOW

‼️⚠️this is NOT an au⚠️‼️

Our babies are on Mars.

Freaking MARS.

Okay backtrack. So basically both SHERLOC and WATSON are cameras attached to a robotic arm in search of life on Mars. SHERLOC detects organic molecules and minerals on Mars, and WATSON captures detailed images of the Martian surface to support SHERLOC's analysis.

(Apparently this program was launched a while ago on July 30, 2020. In 13 days our babies are gonna have their fourth Mars anniversary. I’m going to cry.)

In my mind:

SHERLOC: *bossily points at something*

WATSON: *heaves sigh and takes photos*

More information can be found at:

[valeovalairs]

Havent been able to stop thinking about toxic workplace yuri so here’s more of that

[ch4osm4ster]

Best friends still kiss right? It's not gay if they're wearing socks (wait.. they're not wearing any?... whoops)

[wiredalienvampire]

together at the sunset

Btw, incase yr wondering how long I took on this piece

Thats thirteen hours and 58 minutes in total btw!

[millersfirefly]

if u have trauma, your f/o will gove u all the reassurance and care you need regarding it. they tell u that it wasn’t ur fault and let u cry about it if u need to

[p1nkshield]

Yet another post where I find Batman being interrupted by his kids in the middle of a justice league meeting funny.

Batman: Because poison ivy has yet to make another appearance in the last year we have reason to believe… can I help you?

Nightwing: [Back handsprings off of Batman’s shoulders and sorta spins his way onto one, perching there.] No I’m good! 😁

Batman:…

Nightwing: …🙂

Batman: Okay. [continues Justice league briefing]

[angelhummel]

yes im 100% a klaine shipper no i dont multiship them with anyone else yes i think kurt shouldve fucked every single male character on the show. we exist <3

[faithinlouisfuture]

some of you popular rads are so toxic. you, those two that keep sexually objectifying L, the one who claims to be ace but sexualizes everything L does, that one who’s always talking about 28officialp, that one who used to be a larrie but now hate blogs about H every day. like truly what is you lot's problem? why can’t you just stay in your lane and let people have different opinions?

no wait

but also

look mutuals we have a fan! 🥹 the hypocrisy to tell us to stay in our lane (which we always do any way????) when you’re practically camping out on our blogs 💀😂 you guys are hilarious as a collective and need to be studied

i’m not keeping up with your zionist plugrry clown but is he not keeping you busy these days? 😭

[thebloomingglooms]

POV: you walked in the wrong path, prepare to get flamed and bombed by the newly-weds!

!Proships DNI!

[katiekatdragon27]

"And if you EVER talk bad about MY Plumgum Cupcake, Pudding Pie, puppy-faced Cutie Patootie Shmoopsie Boopsi Booboo, Sweetheart, Sunshine, Honey Bunch, Teddy Bear, Boytoy AGAIN, I'll make sure your dismantled disheveled bubblized body NEVER gets a proper burial!!"

Back at it again with everyone's (me and me alone's) favorite straight ship in the Rayverse <33333

Progress below cut:

Sometimes I brainrot about these two a little too much. It usually occurs when someone likes my og post about them💀

One of my (least) favorite things to see is when people portray Teensy Queen as a damsel in distress. Like yeah, she's feminine n stuff and probably doesn't like getting dirty, but like, gurl whoops ass. She will go out of her way to beat up people who hurt the people closest to her.

And since Teensy Ray is kinda a super massive pushover out in public, you could imagine that occurs a lot.

Teensy Ray (despite being incredibly embarrassed) loves how she stands up for him. He's gotten nicer treatment from the public since they came out as together. Half of the public respect him b/c his ability to basically rizz up one of the most legitimate lines of royalty. The other half is just scared of Queen, so they leave him alone💀.

Don't mess with her or her boyfailure malewife. You won't escape with any unbroken bones and intact joints.

Also, thanks to my homie @supgoddo, the name of the bird species on Teensy Ray's head is called a whiffler. This one in particular is named Whiffles.

Have a good one my brokousies >:))

[perelka-l]

When you both are in a shitty situation and can't even get up and are waiting for someone to arrive (whoever it is, really) and one of you has cigs and other access to fire so you just. Kinda chill for a moment. Like, it's just once, it should be fine, you can forget about it later.

[s0ckh3adstudios]

They were never given personalities,,,,,, oh well it's a good thing I can do whatever I want forever

Also don't mind that I referred to Grand Minimus as King Minimus on accident 💀 I mean yeah technically that's not incorrect but I MEANT. TO WRITE GRAND MINIMUS I JUST FORGOT

[spoocys-glade-of-dreams]

Rayman Ship Posting: Ales Mansay Edition

The Mr. Dark fan-boy himself! Ales is a heavily romantic guy and. What he cares about most is your heart and your levels of kindness.

When you first meet him, he's quite arrogant, opinionated, and prideful. He is someone that you need to take time warming up to. Once you have gained his trust, he goes through a complete character change. It's no longer about him, it's about you. You become his world, his one and only. He will devote himself to you and will do everything in his power to show just how much he cares about you.

He will buy you the biggest bouquet of red roses (or if you don’t like red roses, tell him what color you like and he’ll get the biggest bouquet. Don’t like roses in general? Tell him what your favorite gift is.) He will plan really fancy dinner dates by candle light, or out in the moonlight under the stars. He adores cuddles, loves hugs, kisses, all that. Will gush over you unconditionally and public affection gives him a severe case of the giggle fits. 

Mansay will seek comfort within and will bond by doing things with your hair. He is fascinated by hair, perhaps a bit envious about it since he's bald. If you have long hair, his favorite thing to do is wrap his body in your hair and just sit there, all comfy cozy in his little burrito blanket made of your hair. He will do things like help you brush it and even knows how to do really elaborate braids. Short hair? He will still take delight in helping you brush it. He is another that will sometimes pick flowers near his person while you lay beside him and he will decorate your hair with them. Is also the guy that will slip a flower into your hair or behind your ear as a gift.

If you become injured in any way, he just PANICS! He will spend hours upon hours making sure your injuries are treated and will stay with you the whole day until he knows you are feeling better. If you are feeling ill, he can be quite strict with making sure you get proper bed rest and will cook some delicious soup for you. He is incredibly punctual with making sure you take medicine on time.

If he finds out you haven’t eaten today, he drops everything he was just doing and will treat you to a meal and may give you a slight lecture on how important it is to get a proper meal in. He’s not doing this to be mean, he just deeply cares about you and he doesn’t want you to become weak or sick.

When you were first introduced to him, he really didn't care much about when you would have disagreements or arguments with him. As a matter of fact, he may have made a snide remark or even an insult at your direction. When you have gained his trust, you find he gets very emotional when you two have a fight. He will give you your space if you ask him, and he'll spend his time just worrying. Wondering if there was something he could have said or did differently. It just breaks his heart whenever you are angry or sad with him.

He becomes afraid of reaching out to you while you calm down. He doesn't want to say anything else that may upset you further, and he becomes reclusive. He will spend most of his time in his workshop. He will let you approach him whenever you are ready. He wants to come apologize to you personally, but something in him stops him. Telling him that it's better if you seek him out instead. When you finally do, he breaks down. He apologizes profusely and begs for your forgiveness. He's got tears in his eyes and just refuses to release his hold on you.

Ales' favorite genre of music is Disco. You may catch him while he's alone and he'll start dancing to his favorite albums. He's self-conscious about dancing in front of others, but you might be able to help him conquer that. One day you might be sharing the sweetest slow dance with him.

[gangles-toybox]

I'm not going to say much else but this:

If this scene w/any popular fandom characters in mid 2010s ppl would ship the fuck out of em...just something I noticed