Cassidy: I wish babies were real.
Charlie:
Charlie: Excuse me?
Cassidy: Babies. They're so cute, I wish they were real.
Charlie, cannot tell if she's messing with her or not: Cassidy.
Cassidy, isn't messing with her: Mhm?
Charlie: Cassie.
Cassidy: Charlie.
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so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.
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Obi-Wan wants to introduce Anakin to someone, sadly Anakin doesn't know many manners.
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in a better world, nico rosberg and lewis hamilton never get divorced and nico still retires after his one wdc and he still becomes a reporter and instead of the the awkward interview we got last year, we get thousands of brocedes interviews where they're being stupid together. lewis moves to ferrari and nico publicly quizzes him on his italian. nico interviews another driver and lewis is in the background making fun of nico. people make compilations of lewis and nico making each other laugh during interviews.
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Instead of giving the starving kids in gaza food, The UN is giving them toys that look like food. The lowest of the low.
Photo taken by Muhammed Smiry in gaza.
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Mono: Six.
Six: Mhm?
Mono: Where is R.K?
Six: Dead.
Mono: Six.
Six: I ate him.
Mono: Sixabelle Sixomas.
Six, sighing: Locked him in the closet for taking my blanket.
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All these devious sex bots trying to seduce me and press me into service in my tumblr dms... maybe they should try singing with friends, watercolours, study. climbing exercises even.
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I do genuinely love the pilot of Supernatural because like ok first of all here is Sam's dead blonde mom (dressed in white) who gets fridged so hard that her personhood is eaten up by her victimhood and her soul is just used as an engine to generate Righteous Man Pain and Violence. Then Sam and Dean have to go kill a ghost called the WOMAN IN WHITE by, and I cannot stress this enough, TAKING HER HOME, putting her back inside the ruination of her traditional domestic environment to face her furious murdered children, closing the circle of righteous violence which ofc can only occur inside the Home. And then Sam's blonde gf is fridged in the exact same way as his mom (putting Sam in the exact same position as his father whom he loathes) AND SHE'S WEARING WHITE. Jess was not wearing white when she went to bed but she is now which means the demon literally stripped her and redressed her in Sam's mother's clothes. "In the end, all girls are like the rose bride."
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Journalist Malpractice of Israel's mouthpiece NYT
The New York Times instructs its journalists to avoid using certain terms — including “genocide” and “ethnic cleansing” — in their coverage of Israel’s onslaught on Palestine’s Gaza, a leaked internal memo reveals.
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