#tfp primus

[melishade]

Ngl this one should be on Eren Trial if im being honest. Like Primus and the Primes watching Eren Reaction on Optimus Crash out. I Wonder what AOT Eren Reaction when seeing this 🤔

AOT Eren to AOP Eren: You...fucked up so bad.

AOP Eren who's a literal mess at this point: Yeah, I know.

So based on the notes I had for Eren's trials, obviously, Optimus was going to be the last one because if you know your Transformers Prime lore, the Thirteenth is supposed to be reincarnated into Optimus. And it's really them just trying to talk it out, but Eren can only talk to him in dreams or something like that. It's weird.

But the idea was that Optimus, during the last trial, is supposed to find out about Eren's choice when Primus gave him the option to relinquish control. Because Armin and Mikasa knew, but take it to the grave, because if Optimus found out, it would destroy him.

But Eren, not knowing this, blurts it out during their long winded talks and well:

Optimus:...You...you had an option?

Eren:...I....I thought you knew-!

Optimus: You had AN OPTION?!

Eren screams in fear as Optimus knocks everything off of his desk.

Optimus: YOU HAD AN OPTION TO RELINQUISH CONTROL AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE AND YOU CHOSE NOT TO! WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING THAT HORRIBLE?!

Eren sees the desperation in Optimus' optics, begging for an answer, but he can't give one.

Optimus hangs his head in defeat: Get out.

Eren: Optimu-!

Optimus raises his head and tears of fury are screaming down his face: GET OUT!

Meanwhile with the Primes:

Liege Maximo: Well...thoughts and prayers. Optimus' isn't going to forgive him now.

Solus: All that hard work is about to go to waste.

Nexus: Primus is going to have his work cut out for him in therapy.

Rung, aka Primus: breaks another clipboard.

And the next time that Eren tries to speak to him, Optimus actively threatens him, and it causes him to shut his mouth.

(Note, these are just rough draft ideas I cooked up with @justawannabearchaeologist and @echoblaze5. If I ever pursue this, this is no doubt subject to change.)

[valnes941]

Satellite of Cybertron/Chapter 5

In the centre of Festus Fax stood a building, as semi-circular and steel-grey as many around it, but it was many times larger and therefore more imposing. It was a temple dedicated to Primus and the first 12 Primes. It gave rise to the greying, as it was the first building constructed in the area. Of course, it was originally intended to house all the inhabitants of the fledgling village, but as time went on and new houses were built, that function fell away. However, the structure did not cease to be a gathering place for all the inhabitants, both for meetings and religious ceremonies, reminding them of the greatness of the Creator and the First Ones. Throughout the city, a bluish white light could be seen at track locations, gaining in brightness with each click.

On the steps to the temple sat three mates - one fem and two mechs. On the top step sat a focused pink femme. Behind her back loomed the wings of a motorbike, she was somewhat more massive than the stereotypical two-wheeler and the constructs that would have acted as wheels in an altform were four in number. Her helmet and limbs were decorated with yellow lines. In her manipulators the fem held a discoloured photocell of a metallic fern and scratched thoughtfully at it with a sharp metal stick. Against her sat an equally serious plum-coloured mech. His wings were tense against his back, his dents were gnawing hard on his stylo, and his optics were trying to melt a hole in the photocell in his manipulators. The bright blue elements of his armour stood out against the darker base colour. Between them, a step lower, lay a yellow mech with its doors spread out slightly, boredly shifting its gaze back and forth between Metric and Divido. It was clear even to the mentally calculating Lenis that the former was about to crush his opponent in an artistic contest. He stretched as he rose, glares running down the grey patterns on his body. Time was running out.

"That was it, the three breems were up."

Fem set the stylus aside with her helmet proudly raised, while the mech doomedly lowered its manipulators with an unfinished drawing. A few more clicks passed. The yellow mech rolled up its orange optics.

"Guys, show me, you're the ones who called me here for this."

Arrogantly spreading her pink motobike wings, Metric showed off her leaf. A cougaraider was scrawled on it, walking confidently through the thicket. A frustrated Divido, slouching even more, carefully opened his creation. There was something to look at - something was looking at them from the sheet: the fact that it stood on two servos and had two manipulators, the creature resembled an ordinary cybertronian in a robomod. But that was pretty much where the similarities ended. There were horns sticking out of the helmet, an obscure triangular protrusion on the faceplate between the diamond-shaped eyepieces and a little above the fanged mouth, the geometric body was closer to a ball, the wings (three branches each) were too small, and knife-sharp fingers were present on both the manipulators and servos. Lenis re-examined the two drawings.

"Well, Divido, I'm sorry, but Metric did a better job of depicting the word ‘force’."

Fem grinned contentedly and cradled the painting gently in her arms. As if anyone could take it away from her. The losing mech grimaced as he examined his work - it wasn't going to get any less ridiculous or more impressive. "I just don't take the easy way out," he pouted.

"What do you mean?" Metric squinted, gripping her sheet tensely with her fingers. "What are you implying?"

"I mean," Divido faltered a little, but didn't look away. "That me used his imagination more than you."

The yellow mech prudently began to step around the arguing couple, heading up to a safer place than the stairs. He didn't need to be Vector's messenger to realise that standing next to them was not a good idea anytime soon. Meanwhile, the conflict had reached a climax - unable to withstand the sudden round of glares, Divido ran - only plum heels glistening. An angry Metric chased after him. A merry catch-up ensued, and the altercation was still going on.

"But that's just it!" The mech barely dodged the leaf "You just drew Strag!"

"I drew Strag well! Without looking at him!"

"And I drew Cronid! Without ever seeing him!" he ducked. "Before that!"

"Your drawing is a piece of scrap! And we both know it!"

The temple door slid open slightly, creating a gap in the seemingly impregnable rounded wall. After a few astroseconds, the passage opened fully, and an elderly white and silver mech wearing a metallic cloak stepped out. He nodded slightly to Lenis, and then his faded yellow optics focused on the mates who were still screaming and scurrying up the steps.

How was it a miracle none of them had fallen yet?

With a scream, Divido crashed into him, and Metric crashed into Divido before he could slow down. The young artists raised their helmets in unison, examining the suddenly appeared obstacle.

"Messer Chorus!" The two pairs of red eyepieces rounded amusedly, and the dark pink and plum wings drooped in embarrassment. It seemed like just a little longer and they would lie on their backs in an attempt to look into the faceplate of the incredibly tall in comparison priest. Which wasn't surprising considering the old mech was one of the largest residents of the settlement.

Chorus smiled softly, and his blades showed from beneath his grey cloak.

"Hello to you too," the mech quickly got to the main point. "So, what's all the fuss about?"

Metric and Divido looked at each other unhappily and just silently handed the photocells to their guardian. He carefully evaluated both drawings.

"Well, Metric, you're definitely better than before," though the femme's armour shuddered slightly, she quickly regained her modest appearance, smiling slightly. "And Divido…"

A thoughtful expression appeared on the priest's faceplate. Both sparks showed a talent for drawing, but each had a different aspect they were most interested in. In that respect, Metric was… easier to understand. She strove for maximum accuracy, capturing the moment as it was. Her successes were easy to spot - for example, he was now holding an image of Strag, not some cougaraider. Divido, on the other hand, possessed an imagination that at times seemed boundless. In this case, however, the sheer number of images was more of a disadvantage - he often tried to add new ideas to the drawing on the fly, which overshadowed the original meaning. The final result was incomprehensibly-interesting.

And so it was this time.

"It's definitely… something," he tilted his helmet thoughtfully to the side. "What exactly did you want to draw?"

Spark, who'd already been excited, grew sad. Here we go again. He mumbled something quietly.

"What? Sorry, old mech, I couldn't hear you." Chorus bent down.

"Cronid." - he repeated harder and louder.

The supoptic arches of grey-silver mech lifted in surprise. Why of all things…? No, to be honest, initially he'd been more inclined to think it was some kind of weird predacon or something. But - a cronid?

"It was a competition," everyone immediately turned to Lenis. The yellow mech, leaning against the temple wall and crossing his arms over his chest, continued. "They drew on the theme of ‘force’.

A heavy sigh was heard from the priest's side.

"So, may I ask the reason for such a… unconventional choice?" no, he's certainly a servant of Primus and a preacher of the wisdom of the Primes, but he's certainly not one of those proud fanatics from the north who can't see beyond their manuscripts.

"Well, there's been so much talk about that… a vorn ago, the whole village was abuzz with the discovery of an unknown beast. Who hasn't seen that fire show in the sky at the Darkest Hour? Even in the mines they saw the purple glow and the whistling roar on those nights. Also..." Chorus realised that he had to stop the young talent's flow of thoughts, already regretting his question.

"Good," he stroked the sporkling's helmet lightly. "Okay, I think I get it."

It seemed to be a trivial curiosity, which was not surprising. While there were still stories about Primus and the deeds of the 13 Primes in the temple, there was very little information about their opponents, Unicron and his 5 Krones. It makes sense that the events that took place in this vorn have so stirred the sparkian imagination.

Still, the shouting outside so early in the morning wasn't the only reason he'd come out.

"Has anyone seen Canor? And Stan…"

"Out for a walk behind the wall," everyone looked at Lenis again. "Classic and Bellic promised to keep an ocular on them."

Chorus vented deeply. Good thing it was those two. The monochrome brothers balanced each other well: Classic - the older - was more principled, while the younger - Bellic - was more flexible. They were the constant gatekeepers.

"Oh, there's Stentor! And Canor!" Divido shouted joyfully and started running towards them. "Canor, Stentor!"

The old mech, having followed the sparkling, also saw the familiar orange and green figures. The diminutive, quiet Canor unlike many of his other apprentices didn't get into trouble on her own. And speaking of trouble…

Stentor had been asked to look after the spark's older sister, Somnick, as she had been busier lately… more than usual. Und Vox - her teacher, the hunter - was due back soon, after almost a vorn. So the femme had been disappearing into the forests from morning to night for training, eager to show off her skills to the best of her ability. Now, her younger brother is an extremely active little mech who at times got into trouble because of this and helped others with it.

In a nutshell, ever since he settled here on a permanent basis, this old priest had more things to do than he would have liked. However, looking at the group of kids now, with their conversations buzzing, he couldn't help but think that everything that had happened was for the best.

[keferon]

Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

[raileurta]

Crack Dad Unicron idea

Miko: Hey when The One created you guys he just said ”You are the gods of destruction and creation. Good and evil.” He didn't specify which ones you were right?

Unicron: That is correct child.

Miko: So theoretically you could be the creation god?

Unicron: Ha that is preposterous, I have destroyed many worlds and killed many. How could I be anything but the destruction god?

Miko: Well from what I learned from the bots the Cybertronian population never went above 10 million and there's like only a thousand different species on your planet. While here on Earth humans number in the billions and there's like 8 million different species living about. We still haven't discovered them all and keep finding new ones practically every week. So you have created more life, varied life too then Primus did.

Unicron: Well-

Miko: Then when the Cybertronian war broke out Primus didn't interfere at all leading to the near extinction of your species. You guys can't even reproduce to get your numbers back up because Primus designed you so you could only be made by the allspark. Which you guys can't use 90% of the time, this is like a huge design flaw honestly. Even when you were trying to destroy the allspark he still didn't interfere. Optimus had to die because of that. Primus indirectly and directly caused many more deaths than you did.

Miko: And the whole planet eating thing? The only planet you had eaten with life was at the amoeba stage. Everything else we're just dead worlds. Yeah you wanted to consume the galaxy but you didn't and eventually decided to stop trying to do that when you learned about humans. You than are now trying to better your creations to lead them onto the right path. That's more than could be said for your brother.

Miko: Plus you can't have creation without breaking things down. Like plants have to what's the word.. de- dim

Raf: Decompose?

Miko: Yeah that! Plants have to Decompose stuff to live and make many more lives. Things breaking down is an essential part of the ecosystem. Animals then break down them and predators eat them to also break down then when those animals die then the plants break them down. Boom life cycle.

Miko: So from where I'm standing you're the creation God. I won't deny your probably the evil one but hey destruction isn't inherently evil and creation isn't inherently good.

*Unicron is now having an existential crisis*

Autobots: ……

Optimus: (⁠ ;⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ;)

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Miko doesn't actually believe anything she is saying, she just wants to mess with Unicron and the Autobots.

[birdsandcake]

The Knockout and Starscream shenanigans continue…

[burb-ie]

Mate! Your art is so great! I found your au, and it’s awesome. I eat your art.

ehehehehehehe thank you so much! have TFP op mourning his retirement as a treat!

[gigidraws13]

TFP: THE CHILD OF ORDER

Long ago, when the Thirteen original primes defeated the evil god known as UNICRON the chaos bringer. Life on Cybertron began to thrive, with the Thirteenth as its protectors.

But even after the successful defeat of the evil deity. New conflict occurred, as new and more dangerous threats arose. The Thirteenth then realized that their time as Cybertron’s protectors was limited. As they knew they would not always be there to protect and watch over it.

And so, a powerful creation was made to be Cybertron’s hidden hope.

With the Allspark’s aide, the Thirteen primes sacrificed a piece of their own sparks, their power, their essence, to create the most powerful being imaginable.

A being whose sole purpose was to ensure that no threat would harm Cybertron or its people.

The child of order…

‘F! Y/n’

CREATION AND ORDER INCARNATE.

[numberonetribble]

Another practice dump! This time digital! + Piston!

[ruindroddy]

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[melishade]

Hello again, another question with AOT Eren being in Post-Rumbling AOP! I imagine Rung hearing about AOT Eren from Primus when he is at one of their sessions, Rung will freeze and internally, most of Primes will be freaking the fuck out. I imagine pulling AOT Eren to what remains of the Paths while he is asleep, which I imagine he will be in old HQ of Survey Corps so that Hanji has close eye on him...and to basically help around given he is stuck in this timeline.

So, Primus and Primes, brought him to their realm, and they are trying to find out HOW he is here, especially when they learn he is from a different timeline, not sure how they will treat AOT Eren given he started Rumbling and killed 80% of Humanity, but he didn't punch Primus or they will see he is relatively more stable mentally.

I imagine they will be shocked or surprised with how he treats Ymir, being happy she is free and that he ap[ologises that his idiotic counterpart did not help her get free, but demanded Founder's power.

I imagine he will ask to see AOP Eren...and promptly starts beating him up for being his stupid self.

AOT Eren: Why the fuck did you do it!? There were other options! Did you even look at alternative choices with Founder's Power?!

AOP Eren: Alternative choices?!

AOT Eren: *Megatronus level of anger*

AOT Eren: *SCREEEEEEECH!*

AOP Eren: Oh SHIT!

Rest of the Primes:

Primus: I will let him have a few minutes with him.

Previous episode of AOT Eren just making an appearance

LOL!

Rung: So how did your visit go?

Optimus: I saw Eren alive and well.

Rung cracking the datapad by accident: Oh!

The Primes listening in: INCOHERENT SCREAMING

After the session.

Rung: WHERE IS HE?! WHERE IS HE?!

Onyx: WE'RE LOOKING! WE'RE LOOKING!

Rung letting his voice slip: LOOK FASTER!

But really AOT Eren just disappears on everyone and they just...kind of let it go at this point?! Like what else do they do with that?! They just hope AOT Eren doesn't come back or end up in a place that would have them do damage control. But basically Rung found him, snapped his fingers and AOT Eren was transported to the realm of the Primes with 12 deities staring him down.

AOT Eren:...This is a really weird day.

Liege Maximo: Really? That's all you have to say?

AOT Eren: To be honest. I think this is a weird version of hell.

They immediately clock in that something is wrong when Primus introduces himself and Eren doesn't have a negative reaction. More confused if anything. And they they realize:

Primus: By the Allspark it's multiverse theory.

Amalgamous: Hah?!

Primus: THIS IS THE ORIGINAL EREN!

The Primes start screaming while Eren is quite terrified at these deities freaking out about it.

Prima: How did he end up in this timeline?!

Everyone snaps their heads to Vector.

Vector: I did nothing! You all know how meticulous I am at my job!

Micronus: You're the only one with the powers to do it! And Primus is confused too!

AOT Eren just asks to be sent home, or to hell. Either way, he just doesn't want to be here. And the Primes would be surprised at how calm he is.

Eren: I wiped out 80% of humanity. Do you really think someone like me deserves mercy?

Solus: At least this version isn't trying to argue or justify it.

Eren: I'm sorry. The other version tried to justify it?

And yes, AOT Eren asks before he leaves or they send him wherever that he takes a crack at AOP Eren.

Prima: You want to do what?!

Eren: I mean...I still got issues with myself so...why not?

Liege Maximo:...you wanna borrow my darts?

And it's basically that Batman meme. The beat down:

AOT Eren comes back bloodied while Primus pockets a banged up AOP Eren somewhere else. AOT Eren is ready to go to hell officially, but...the Primes are in a good mood. And a little bit generous.

Primus: How would you like to be our guinea pig?

AOT Eren: I don't follow.

Primus: See, I don't believe in an eternal hell. I believe in reincarnation. But as you know, you have done some rather heinous crimes. And giving you reincarnation with all of those crimes...would be too easy. So I intend to put your alternative self through some trials to prove that he is worthy of reincarnation. There are still some factors that will determine if it will actually happen, but you can be our test subject, since you are a version of Eren. If you help out with the test, you will get tortured. But I'll over you a chance to reincarnate once this is all over.

AOT Eren:...You know I've killed more people? Right? Why would you even consider offering me a chance to reincarnate at all?

Primus: You have been dealt a bad hand, which is why I sent Optimus to your world in order to try and prevent it. Your alternate self didn't take that opportunity for peace for a variety of reasons. But you didn't have many options. But from what I've seen, you did seem open to change. The world just didn't treat you fairly.

AOT Eren:...I...I don't know what to say to that. Where would...where would I even go if I did this reincarnation thing?

Primus: Wherever your spark desires. The choice is yours.

AOT Eren:...I'm not worthy for this chance. I hurt my friends. I killed so many people, I-!

Primus: Every sentient being deserves an opportunity for redemption. You are definitely going to take some time to get there, but...I still believe that you can become a better person.

So AOT Eren agrees to be their guinea pig and gives the Primes pointers on how best to torture AOP Eren during the trials. Although AOT Eren is completely traumatized after test running Solus' trial and he has to take a break and throw up.

Solus beaming with pride: So my trial is perfect.

The other Primes staring in horror.

Primus and the Primes don't let AOT Eren know about Founder Ymir. She's still sleeping and she doesn't need to be involved in any of this. She needs her nap.

[valnes941]

Satellite of Cybertron/Chapter 1

Okay, Google, what to do if you suddenly found yourself in space, didn't die after a few minutes, realized that you are no longer a human… are these two giant robots destroy nebula during battle?

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He was running. Again.

Green crystalline trees whizzed past, metal ferns whipped around the hull, and cable vines tried to get under the servo.

But it wasn't the first time he'd been here either.

From behind, the slow, loud stomping and noisy venting of the pursuer could be heard. The vegetation around him reflected the violet glare more and more vividly.

He was being caught up. As expected.

Spark pulsed excitedly, heating up his chamber and accelerating the energon pounding in the audials. Optics in battle mode scanned the surroundings.

Up ahead, amidst all the kaleidoscope of green, steel and purple, the native blue lights appeared.

In time. He was already beginning to tire.

Suddenly, as always, the forest was replaced by the bare bank of a shallow but wide river. He was immediately transformed.

The two wheels made sure to make contact with the ground, and he quickly picked up speed. Using the familiar rocks as a springboard, he managed to fly over the obstacle and land softly.

He braked sharply to avoid crashing into the blue crystalline thickets and transformed again, but he was unable to steady himself on the servos and rolled over. Now he was lying on the aforementioned energy-blue crystalline vegetation and mentally counting the new dents on his hull. Well, as an unnamed seeker-researcher had written: ‘If you remain conscious after landing, the landing is considered soft".

Violet mech groaned and stood up, rubbing his bruised helm. When he regained consciousness, he retrieved two cases from subspace with a single manipulator movement. First, he checked the long and narrow case, opened it, and with a sigh of relief ventilated it: the brush and paints were in order (which was a good thing, considering how difficult impossible it was to find replacements for them in these places). The second case turned out to be a book - opening it, the motorcyclist checked the fresh inscriptions on the bound pages, which were safely hidden by the metal cover. Fortunately, the characters were still legible, though slightly smudged. All that remained was to quietly update them, and all would be well.

Flicking through the previous entries, he stopped at the very first page. The young Cybertronian's optics were not on that page, but on the inside of the cover, where the large handwriting read, ‘Notes of a novice explorer,’ and in smaller print, ‘Liber, doing Vector's Feats'.

Closing the book and carefully placing the important things back into subspace, Liber looked at the opposite shore. The creature that had stalked him had not left. It was following him closely with its bright purple optics, whose colour was diluted only by the darkness in the middle, like black holes surrounded by the light they sucked in. Though the beast was not clearly visible from behind the green thickets, the fur knew its appearance well.

A powerful giant, many times larger than him, a silver body, two manipulators, two servos, a pair of horns and wings each, as if made up of a single endoskeleton, capable of flashing flames the colour of the creature's optics. Something that shouldn't live, no, exist on Cybertron.

Cronid.

A species descended from Unicron himself, the bringer of Chaos.

And yet there it was, and it was about twenty-five mechanometres away, never having left its teritorium.

Satisfied with the job he had done, Liber walked slowly into the blue forest, looking for signposts to get back to the settlement. Knowing that he would not be attacked (the cronid himself had never crossed the river, all dangerous animals had been scared away by him), he found himself daydreaming about the next time he would learn about this creature.

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The creature sighed as it looked at the robotic motorbike. Wasn't he tired of following her and then running away? On one hand this behaviour annoyed her, on the other…. it was refreshing.

This purple stalker was the first intelligent (?) inhabitant of this world who hadn't tried to kill her after his first encounter with her.

Though the fact that he always came back was a little tense and reassuring. How curious/crazy do you have to be to come back to her every time, knowing it would end in a mad race?

But, come to think of it, one didn't prevent the other.

Sighing once more, she turned away from the river and walked back to her house.

This day was exhausting without metal weirdos lacking the instinct for self-preservation.

[keferon]

Just saw someone’s fan made design for tfp Prowl and it made me remember that we have canon design for him and that I love it very much haha

Upd: Just realised I committed a crime of forgetting Prowl’s doorwings lmao. Fixed~

[kann1bal1st1c-vvh0r3yummyyummy]

Hey guys he’s a ramble for you!

Ugh I love MegOp but I need in a show or something and it’s an adult cartoon (bc of language and references) about just after megs got kicked out of iacon and it’s them fighting and Op and Megatron having the following conversation;

~ Open scene : everyone is fighting on a oil rig, like in GEN1 the Decepticons are stealing earths resources to get back to cybertron. Blood, gore, swearing and we zoom in on MEGATRON and OPTIMS PRIME fighting ~

OPTIMUS PRIME; MEGATRON! WE DONT HAVE TO FIGHT!

MEGATRON; Darling, where’s the fun in that?

Everyone else; 🤨 *camera turns around to the crowd of autobots and Decepticons and they all pause and stop to possess what megs just said*

OPTIMUS PRIME; YOU— *just registered that Megatron referred to him darling* ….You won’t win, M-megatron… *he is flustered, he is definitely blushing, everyone can tell*

MEGATRON; OH YES, I WILL! *sexy evil laugh* I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN, PRIME! *is aware he’s flirting with his ex in front of everyone*

*fighting continues*

KNOCKOUT; Were they trying to interface verbally oooorrrr….? *knockout says this just as the fight is wrapping up and almost over*

OP AND MEGS; WHAT?! NO THIS IS NORMAL FIGHTING ARGUMENTS!!!!

*out of embarrassment both sides flee back to THEYRE OWN RESPECTED SIDES but the Decepticons won this round*

End scene!

And this show would be like a MegOp shipper’s dream! It would have the transition thing from gen1 too!!!

and maybe IDW comics’ design or maybe earthspark’s design for them and it would be an entire new continuity with dark satire elements with references to the comics and references to the fandom (valveplug) and to sweeten up the fandom even more will throw in some characters like hot rod/rodimus and ultra Magnus and make all the women hot and make some Characters non-binary bc we can and references to Unicron and Primus, maybe even a flashback of Optimus prime, talking to previous and previous being a massive dick to him and being NOTHING Like the myths say like;

Open scene - in the autobot base

OP; I still remember the day he saved me.

*Insert flash back transition to being in cybertron’s core*

Primus; oh shiiiiiiiit, You’re real fucked uppppp…. EVERYONE COME LOOK AT… Uhhhhh… what’s your name again?

OP; Orion Pax….

Primus; OH YEAHHHHHH!! EVERYONE COME LOOK AT ORION!!!

The 13; oh shit, you right- *talking amongst themselves, overlapping talking*

Primus; RIGHT NOW SHUT UP!

Everyone; *is quiet very quickly*

Primus; ok so Orion, we’re gonna change your name and fix you up and here you can have that too!

OP; w-whats my new name— IS THAT THE MATRIX OF LEADERSHIP?!

Primus; YUP YOURS NOW! uhhhh and You’re now OPTIMUS PRIME! Anyways Bye have fun

The 13; bye!

END SCENE

And maybe even shenanigans with dark Energon but uh Give me more ideas on this, reader, please! Give me more ships to add to this!!!!  this was going to start off as an AU post but motherfucker, I’ve just made up a new Continuity! A follow-up from TFone but A little bit more silly!

[starjamss]

Gonna be delusional but each time Optimus talks about Megatron in his freaking ‘dear dairy’ ahh book, he ends it with this human phrase like there is no way Optimus isn’t indicating Megatron. 😭 Y’all remember this? Lmao it’s from the covenant of Primus.

Also this part killed me. He still cares about them. :(((

I freaking love them so much. Hasbro make them kiss, NOW.

[glitchgh0sty]

asking here when it comes to deciding was exactly what soundwave will be; if he was a harpy would you go with the pjo disign for him or the tradishonal version from mytholigy; and if you chose a siren would you go ithe the ones in the sea or the bird ladys that actuly sing the songs that loer in sailers? exuce my bad spell in i was rushing

I cannot even tell you the number of times I’ve tried responding to this ask,, tumblr keeps forgetting my drafts and it’s killing me to death,, 😭💀✨

SoOo, I may be a liiitle indecisive, how about we squish a couple of concepts together why don’t we? 👏✨

Fundamentally,, I consider Soundwave to be a bird siren with just, a couple more feathers, XD,, like if I saw him chilling on a rock, my initial reaction would be “LOOK AT THAT BIRD!?” as opposed to “LOOK AT THAT FISH!?” 🫵🤨

Background wise Soundwave likes to chill next to the water because it’s easier to blame strange trills and noises on ocean echos or waves to passerby’s, then it is to get the kingdom guard off his back if they had found out about his abilities 📻🥷

I’ve never considered Soundwave to be a knight as he was created long after the initial knights fall, and only gained his Siren-like abilities due to a pledge he vowed to simply the belief of their existence,, [mostly to protect his cassettes <33] He unintentionally lost his sight to Primus in exchange for these cybernetic abilities because of this vow, u-u✨

Speaking of “Cybernetic Advancements” 👏òuo,, Soundwaves siren abilities are [mostly] used in self defense so what’ll happen [more often than not,, *evil snicker*] is that he’ll wait for his subject to wander into his territory, and create a frequency that matches their EM field rate and make subtle shifts that the target feels and reacts to,,

Making them stressed / anxious,, meaning that if they don’t leave immediately, then they’re usually just scared enough to run away screaming if he pops out at them 😤✨

And, why the tfp Soundwave design? 👀?

UHhm,, aesthetics?? Just look at him! Those big metal bits on the tfp design are literally begging to be some funky wings and feathers 👏😂