#tgwdlm hidgens

[safireinakettle]

Sometimes you just gotta get a little gender envious of deranged characters with kill counts

It’s just part of being

[rotteneldritchhorror]

I will see two old queer men in media who are the same but opposite and never interact and go “I think they fuck nasty and are angry that they’re in love”

[doomsdayoption]

I love the fact that Show Stopping Number is included in Inevitable. Because when Hidgens first sang it, he was still totally human, which means that Pokey liked the song so much he was like "Yeah you know what I'm gonna get this in there, it was a banger and it will definitely make Emma lose her mind!" and I love him for that.

[biologyologyy]

"im gay" "im straight" ok well... im swamped?? with business????? stocks???? bonds????? golden parachutes?????????

[mindboogling]

Ring ring... The phone rings... I answer it.

[miss-holloday]

the Hatchetfield plotline has me in a CHOKEHOLD

The new starkid actor who plays the character with a direct link to the musicals title (Jon [Paul], Angela [Lex], Will [Max])

The two characters that fall for each other over the course of the musical (Paulkins, Barneston, Lautski)

That interlude song about a musical that is a part of the Hatchetverse but has nothing to do with what's happening at that point in the show. (Workin' Boys, Santa Clause is Goin' to Highschool, The Barbeque Monologues)

The single dad who thinks he knows what’s best for his kid but is pretty misguided (Bill + Alice Woodward, Tom + Tim Houston, Solomon + Steph Lauter)

The song where everyone in town goes insane (La Dee Dah Dah Day, Feast or Famine, Hatchet Town)

Jeff Blim's commentary on something probably (America's Great Again, Made in America, Just For Once)

And now to interrupt our segment - DAN AND DONNA WITH THE HATCHETFIELD ACTION NEWS

That one CREEPY AF song that comes out of nowhere (Join Us (And Die), Do You Want to Play, The Summoning)

The “smoke club” gesture

That part of the musical where a main character almost dies but then is saved by someone appearing on stage. (Paul + McNamara, Lex + McNamara, Pete + Max)

Then there's that one character who's morality was already questionable but then they give into the eldritch gods without any supernatural coercion (Prof. Hidgens, Linda Monroe, Grace Chastity)

Those precious few seconds where you think everything is going to be alright but the apocalypse lives on

Oh, and Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins finding each other… as they always do

[pancakerzzz]

workin' girls playbill but you can actually read it:

i couldn't find what the front page looked like so i just slapped kim on there 🤷‍♀️

[the-crows-are-after-me]

i made this collage of ted during show stopping number lol

[nerdyblog8]

Hatchetfield Textposts (part Three!) [Part One!] [Part Two!]

[TGWDLM incorrect quotes part 1] [NPMD incorrect quotes part 1]

[the-real-team-starkid]

Business Calls…📞

Workin’ Boys is HERE

[ssszlami]

hatchetfield events that seem to be constants across every universe

(i've definitely missed some or added some that aren't quite true but whatever. here's what i've got)

spoilers for the entire hatchetfield series including workin' boys

paul and emma will always find each other

lex and ethan will always get split up

ted and jenny will never get to be together

duke will always forget miss holloway

sam will always cheat on charlotte with zoey

jane will always die in a car crash, which will always cause emma (or at least some version of emma) to return to hatchetfield

grace will always defeat the bad guy, and then become the bad guy herself

becky barnes will always climb a tree

there will always be a homeless man in hatchetfield who seems to know something and looks a bit like ted

wilbur cross will always go through the portal to the black and white and come out as wiley

bill and his wife will always get divorced

mr davidson will never get choked by his wife while he jerks off

henry hidgens and his six boyfriends will always get struck by lightning, and henry will always be the only survivor

following on from this, henry will always write workin' boys: a new musical

barry swift will always be in a hurry

let me in know in the comments or reblogs if you have anything else

[vilnmelling]

See, the thing about Jeff's characters is that all of them look exactly like Jeff, but none of them look anything like each other.

MacNamara? Yeah, he looks like Jeff.

Man in a hurry? Clearly Jeff.

Professor Hidgens? Yup, that's Jeff.

BUT THESE THREE DON'T LOOK ANYTHING ALIKE

[cursedcrazy-starkid]

new Hidgens just dropped🤯

[rentumblsstuff]

[januscorner]

Hatchetfield Textposts Pt 1

Update: Finished the image descriptions

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[second-best-sibling]

Hatchetfield as text posts part 5

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4