#thank me later :)

[bluegiragi]

sloppy eater

nsfw on patreon

[itsscottiesstark]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Fanfiction consists of an enormous collection of genres, and smut is merely one tiny portion of it. The best fics I've read have little to no sex scenes, but those that do are brilliantly written and actually of high quality. All forms of fanfiction are works of art and judging it solely based on misconceptions and rumors is unacceptable.

That being said- here's two fics (WIPs as of the time I'm writing this) that have delicious (and almost exclusively) kinky times I highly recommend:

Undercover, by @captainblou and @eybefioro. Simply wonderful. Post s2. Pince of Hell Crowley. Supreme Archangel Aziraphale. Elevators. Cosplays. Pencils.

Cranking up the heat, by @vavoom-sorted-art. Ever heard of "a picture equals a thousand words"? Well, there's 22 pictures (again, as of today) AND almost 4k words. Mind blowing stuff. Insatiable Aziraphale. Wow. A lil preview:

[xxnghtclls]

Something to think about:

Deepthroating Sukuna while he‘s knuckles deep in your hooha moving and curling his fingers in the rythm of your motions, making it feel it in your brain and cooch at the same time.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Peter Lorre as Waldo Trumbull and his assistant, Felix Gillie attempt to murder Trumbull's landlord, Mr. Black (Basil Rathbone) and shove him inside of a casket alive.

The Comedy of Terrors (1964) dir. Jacques Tourneur

[randyortonofficial]

summary of tonight's smackdown

[thejudeduarte]

The way they're so obsessed with each others ears 🥺🥺 and Cardan UGHH they make me sickkk!!!😭😭���

[blooscluessucks]

guys.

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[deesi-academia]

are you diwali? because you light me up <3

[rad-roche]

i really did pick the worst genre imaginable for a person who really doesn't like drawing hats

[hearts4hughes]

thought i’d share this absolutely SCRUMPTIOUS edit of quinn

[yeesiine]

How to hide your big nose part ||.

[frogaroundandfindout]

Whatever you do, do NOT listen to The Fruits by Paris Paloma while imagining various bat family members.

I repeat do NOT do it

[5ilent5cience]

FREE BRUSH FOR SHARE

ROTTMNT Comic Brush on Ibispaint X⁉️

Tips to make "fake/edit" comics

So this is free brush, depends on crediting me ofc !

[itzchrissydoesstuff]

Apparently, ya’ll seem to eat up every post I make with pics of Michael. So…

I’m feeding ya’ll again today!! Enjoy!

[theguyinthemathexamples]

How Time Dilation In Teyvat Works

(ft. actual math + shit & confusing explanation (the perfect combination))

blue = here || red = Teyvat || orange = equation || green = time dilation || pink = explanation

A minute here is an hour in Teyvat

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A second here is a minute in Teyvat

→ 1 second = 1 minute

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An hour here is two and a half days in Teyvat

→ 1 minute = 1 hour

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→ 1 hour = 2½ days

60 ÷ 24 = 2.5

A day here is approximately two months in Teyvat

60 is for every minute in an hour, and since there's 24 hours in Teyvat, if we divide 60 by 24, we'll get 2.5 - aka, 2½ days.

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→ 1 day = 2 months

2.5 × 24 = 60 ÷ 2 = 30

A week here is one year and two months in Teyvat

2.5 is for every hour, multiply that by 24 - aka a full day - and you get around 2 months.

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→ 1 week = 1 year & 2 months

2 × 7 = 14

A month here is five years in Teyvat

A year contains 12 months, so after we multiply 2 months by 7 days, we get a year and 2 months. So, ladies... Good luck.

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→ 1 month = 5 years

14 × 4.34 = 60.83 ÷ 12 = 5.069446_

A year here is sixty years in Teyvat

Yes, I had to use a calculator on this one. 14 months multiplied by 4 weeks is 60 months, divide that by 12 months and you get 5 years.

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→ 1 year = 60 years

5 × 12 = 60

5 years multiplied by 12 months is 60 years - better act faster on that immortality potion, hun. You don't want your favorite character/s acolyte/s to die, now do you?

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C/N: wanted to make this for myself and writers about how time dilation ACTUALLY works in genshin (and yea sure i also probably made this just so no one would make it first 👉👈)

But yes, writers feel free to use this as a guide for any of your future fics (mention me if u use it /j)

[bisexual-horror-fan]

So did you know there is a promotion with the new Scream movie where Ghostface calls you? Cuz I got a call from him while in the bath and he said my name and I almost dropped my phone in the tub. Try it yourself! You won't regret it!