#thank you for memeing me!!!

[stylishanachronism]

Now that I have five spare minutes (well I mean, more like half an hour) @orime-stories tagged me in the 10 songs meme, thank you so much!

Rules: shuffle your spotify ‘on repeat’ playlist (or an equivalent) and post the first 10 tracks 

Outer Wilds - Andrew Prahlow

Mary - American Murder Song

It’s Not About You - Scouting for Girls

Let Her Run - Bellowhead

Elegy for the Rings (Doom Metal cover) - Joshua Lee

Only You - Even in Blackouts

Ievan Polkka - Korpiklaani

Dark Annie - The Town Pants

Say the Word - Vienna Teng

Mamma Mia - ABBA

I’m going to tag @secretsfromwholecloth, @dreamerinsilico, @risualto, and @iamapotatobag, if any of you feel like doing it!

[collaredkittyboy]

[uncanny-tranny]

Learning to internalize the message above, but art is in all of our bones. If you feel afraid to create art because it won't be "good enough," it's worth it to explore why you feel that fear. Creating art is one of the basic impulses of people, and if you want to create art, then you absolutely must.

[elodieunderglass]

Horror isekai where Perceiving the Weird Eldritch Thing gets you catapulted into a nightmare labyrinth of puzzle-solving.

I.e Those Who Perceive The Hunt of the Goblin King Must Partake In The Labyrinth and Can Only Be Freed If They Complete It In One Day and One Night. By Fae Law. For Reasons.

But the definition of “perception” clearly needs to be updated because some normal guy simply films the Hunt of the Goblin King Behind Arby’s, and puts it on Facebook -

No, not instagram or TikTok, it’s important that it be Facebook -

Because the rules are pretty clear, “the rules are the rules” as is carved ominously in elvish runes above the grim gate, and the Contract is Sealed. and so therefore the guy and 25 of their most random real-life acquaintances must run the gauntlet together. It’s Some Guy, their immediate neighbors, their first partner’s mom, their friends from hobby Facebook groups (oh this poor guy and their hobbies; the elderly birdwatchers from Facebook and the young up-and-coming drag king community), their random teen kid niece, college friends, a dog who also watched the video, a couple consisting of a woman who is the guy’s Facebook friend and showed her husband the video, and the husband doesn’t even know Some Guy, so he’s in the labyrinth and absolutely furious about being forced to be involved, and they proceed to break up over the course of the puzzle.

It’s important that the narrative keeps trying to be a sexy dark horror isekai! but within this the comedic reality of Catherine, 52, the guy’s horse-riding instructor, being passionately involved in escape-room-style puzzle solving and grappling with minor goblins. They are in fact speedrunning the gauntlet.

The Goblin King finally has to say: all right, actually, I only really set all this up to fuck with one (1) guy at a time, thanks for your willingness to participate, but I think all 25 of you can consider the gauntlet fully run.

And the group would be quite hurt by that. The rules are the rules. We have a contract, actually. Let Catherine cook.

[oornithologistt]

vultures amirite?

og image below the cut

[atomarium]

@iloveslugcats

[hypewinter]

Danny is reading peacefully in his new room at Wayne Manor when there's suddenly a commotion outside his door. Next thing he knows Bruce comes storming through the door.

"Danny did you lie to me about your past!?" he asked calmly.

[cutter-kirby]

I’m sure they’re fine

[cinnamontoads]

this edit of rhett and link always makes me laugh so bad I had to redraw it myself too

[hidiustd]

hi i brought some memes based on fourth wing

and i also created a playlist:

[themisterhip]

I get brat vibes from 1998 Vash  (≧∇≦)/

[stylishanachronism]

Day late and a dollar short but @yanara126 tagged me in the last line meme (thanks babe!!!) so here we are.

Technically not the last line I wrote, since I’ve taken it out and replaced it about twenty times, but it was the last thing I worked on, so.

Now Atigenos had only a half glimpse of what his mentor had been intending, for she had burnt all her sketches once she had settled on the final design, but that was more than anyone else had, and he had helped her with the tiles as she built it, so he understood her aim, if not her target, and he had been her apprentice for many long years besides, and there was no one and nothing, not even the goddess herself, who knew her heart as well as he did, so he was not without hope, though the task he had been set was staggering, and so it was with a willing heart he set out to find the shards of Wael’s work.

This sentence is 123 words long, so I am absolutely not tagging a person for every word in it, but that does leave over a hundred empty slots, so if you’re working on something I’d love to see it.

Anyway @iamapotatobag , @ampleappleamble , @veronaluna , @springacres , anything interesting going on right now?

[shitpostingkats]

They're the definition of Boys Will Be Boys, btw.

[captainsaltypear]

getting arrested by the universal stability agency.......WITH STYLE.

[raeb33s]

Me, before playing bg3: I don't know if I'm gonna like that Astarion guy, he seems like a pompous prick

Astarion:

Me now:

[lumaere]

@eonsadrft wanted to see it drawn,

I deliver.