#thanks x)

[plistommy]

A known fact

[edsbacktattoo]

GOD i hope we get some sappy shit between Ed and Stede where they talk about WHY they love each other this season. i know they’re soulmates and they’ve been bound to meet and fall in love since time started but i’m dying to know what Ed’s favourite thing about Stede is. and i know we now have “I love everything about you” and i know we have “what makes Ed happy is you” but i want those sickening and nauseating details. like is it his smile? his optimism? his heart and soul? let them be GROSS

[partoftheairforce]

bring this back now pls i’m sick of being without

[emotoangel]

the thing is like ,, if this is dnp 5 years after BIG and COTY I cannot WAIT to see what dnp 6, 7, 8+ years after look like. who they are. I am Aphraid™ but also I’m so so happy for them and I’m so excited to see what their future looks like

[inky-duchess]

Hi! Just wanna thank you because when I'm trying to get help for my stories it's mostly you who show up on the results :3

So thank you for that! You're really helpful <3

[plushri]

Have we invented a "getting medical care" without having to speak to a doctor yet?

[blckasf]

Going to a war (trying not to k*ll myself and break no contact)

[heterophobicdyke]

i like your username. same girl

[probablygayattorneys]

BRO!!!!! YOU FABRICATED EVIDENCE!!!! YOU!!!! DID!!!! THAT!!!! AND YOU NEVER APOLOGIZED!!!!!! THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE FUCKING HOUSE ON THIS ONE BUDDY!!!!!

[jerry-hornes-foot]

[devitalise]

what kind of lots are people searching for on the gallery to find good ones for teens / child sims?

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[meo-eiru]

Delusional Yandere Elf

Quick colored sketch to show his colors

[heavenbarnes]

there was something to be said about the fact older bf!simon made such a good house husband.

“i forgot my lunch :( ”

“forgot to make it or bring it?”

“both?”

“on my way”

because the next thing was your coworkers slowly raising their heads to the sound outside your office, a throaty rumbling of an engine right outside the doors.

not a car, motorcycle maybe? question affirmed when it revved twice.

they shot you confused looks when the sound made your ears prick up, a sweet smile on your face as you trotted out the front of the building.

behemoth of a man sat astride a motorcycle. his leathers added bulk but there was something about him that said he was big enough without them.

he watched you walk over as he raised the visor on his helmet, the black one with a ghostly image of a skull painted across it.

your coworkers pressed to the windows, trying their best to hide behind the curtains and potted plants but failing all the same.

the man pointed to his face as you got on tip toes to press a kiss to his nose through the balaclava he had under the helmet.

“don’t make it a late one, alright?”

“yessir”

as you gave him a haphazard salute, he reached behind to give you a pat on the backside before he stood to retrieve the brown paper bag he’d been carrying.

lunch in hand, you lean in to press a kiss to the visor he’d just lowered- right on top of the lipstick print that sat in the corner of it.

the print that looked a lot like your lips.

the helmet never leaves the back of you as you walk towards the office, your coworkers scrambling to not get caught staring.

you didn’t mind, just smiled as you reached into your lunch bag and retrieved a sandwich. the one that was cut perfectly into the shape of a heart.

[lapetitepatisserie]

cod × fem!reader ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹ ᡣ𐭩

The familiar sound of keys in the door alerted you to your husband’s return.

“My love?” he called, looking for you, boots making heavy footsteps as he made his way towards you and your child. His eyes soften once they land on you and your baby girl.

“How’s my princess?” he drawls, voice deep with exhaustion from work.

You look down at the child sitting in your lap, occupied with trying to fit a chubby foot into her mouth. A steady finger reaches underneath your chin, lifting it to meet his warm, intense gaze.

“I’m talking about this one.”

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)