#thas jus me tho

[buttery-chaos]

idk if anyone agrees with me on this tbfh but i wholeheartedly believe leo would grow to hate the name 'butters' as he got older hed prob be ok with ppl he knew growing up calling him that (for the most part) but would prob introduce himself by his real name to anyone new i think 🤔

[apricot-the-apricat]

I feel like ive been recently falling into the trap of only looking at pairing up characters in terms of oc relationships. I should make more background characters whose sole purpose is 'be [oc]'s friend' for people like harold or rivvy/apricot for example who logically should have friends n just dont cuz i never made them any

[honeys-bnbdc]

Soooooooo excited ta show off me n my partners work fer the rarepair minibang we did over on twitter @/ygorarepairs!!

Me n @/ SparkleSpritz worked ta make an exciting yet tense recipeshipping collab fer ya! Sparkle wrote the amazing fic, n I the accompanying artwork, hope y'all enjoy!

[n0ct0urn1quet]

every single time i think about me and my gf i remember we've fr been together for 4 years and at face value sure it doesnt seem like long but then im just like. oh my god 4 years is a long fuckin time!!!!!1 i was 12 4 years ago!!!!!!!!! i was an entirely different person 4 years ago!!!!! god dam!!!!!!!! its just so wild to think about. in a good way ofc !!!!! its just. wow.

here i was like 3 years ago wondering if me and pepper would ever b able to meet in person n here we are current day still trying to work Something Out to meet. we have our entire thing planned out already basically too : when she moves out she's gonna go find a place n live alone for abt a month or so n then when she's ready im gona come n move with her, i know that im gonna b coming to see Her and she isnt comin up here to see me n its like. we're plannign that. 3 years ago i made a dinky little gofundme with no credit card no paypalll no Anything set up to it expecting that ppl would donate to it so that me, a 13 year old, by myself, could go see my gf allllllllll the way in texas . like we fr did not plan anything out like. at the time her house was super super Super Small n her room was tiny n she didnt have the best living situation and hell i had only known her for like a YEAR and the ppl she was living with prbably didnt know who i was at ALL so its just. idk.

but liek!!!!!!! here we are now . planning 2 meet each other . Some Time. eventually idk when. im sitting here hoping that idk i can come see her during winter break in december but i feel like thats too soon to start planning for and its a limited amount of time bc she only gets 2 weeks off of school in december n our winter breaks dont match up bc she starts winter break like a week before we do ??? but again that doesnt really matter bc im prolly not gonna be in school this year ANWYAYS. i really really hope we can do something but ouguughhh i dont know her mom n her mom doesnt know me and my mom wouldnt wanna come with us bc she has 0 interest in meeting my gf (i mean not like in a negative way she just never sounds interested when i talk to her abt pepper. like she just sits there and goes "uh huh" "mhm" "yeah" like ... i dont expect her to say anything fuckin groundbreaking but you could at least not sound bored when im talking to you about my gf of 4 years !!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!!). idk!!!!!!!! i just really wana do something. plan something. id LOVE for her to come here bc not only do i not get to leave the house and go on an airplane (airplane scary :() but ,,,,,,,,, peppor gets 2 meet,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, my kitty,,,,,,,,,, but also thas anothr thing bc originally it was suppsoed to be me AND mom going to go visit them but then we wouldnt have anyone to watch kitty and. i jst dont wanna leav ehim home alone for 2 weeks straight thatd just be HORRIBLE. he has abandonment issues already from being abandoned by my sister and suddenly being seperated from kitten, my sister's other cat, who he's known since kitten was a kitten. its just like... i dont want him to think that WE'RE going to abandon him too yknow. so rly id much rather have pepper come Here so that me n mom can be home n watch kitty n pepper can meet kitty and yeah !!!!!!!!!!!! yeah.

idk sorey for the random post!!!!!!1 im just awuauhjhbjkdnkjnklg. its so wild 2 think that me n her have been together for 4 years . like god thas a long time and honestly. i think its so ebic :] som of my most happy memories wer shared with her or came from something her n i did together and its just. its nice :]

i reemeember. singing 2 her for the first time. n i remember my voice was all Shaky bc god i was just so fuckin NERVOUS bc i think not only had that been the first time she heard me sing but ALSO i think if i remember correctly that was like one of the first times we really talked verbally?? i dont rly think we did often before that. n i remember finishing the song n she was like omg u sound so pretty and i was like aaaaa!!!!!!!!! n then she was like "yeah i muted the bot (cause we were in a discord call with a music bot in the vc so she could hear the song) so i could hear u better" AND I WAS JUST LIKE AUAUHGHGHHG WHYYY HAVING THE SONG IN THE BACKGROUND WOULDVE MADE MY VOICE SOUND 10x MORE LISTENABLE!!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO TAHT!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! HSDKJHKJHJKD,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

also man i remember jus like the . the Evolution of her voice. like cause yknow when we started talking verbally we were still jus young n i remember her voice being. like not super deep at all. not like high pitched but she sounded just. much different than how she does now. n i think like we didnt rly vc for a while (like idk a couple months or so . maybe longer?) and. god i rjust remember hearing her voice for the first time n it dropped liek 3 octaves and i was just like oh my GOD JHAJAKSKJBHJKGBKJG... n even stil 2 this day whenver i hear her voice im juts like ouuuuughghgh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,prety :]

(meanwhile i still sound the same as i did when i wasl ike 10 years old . juts slightly, VERY slightly deeper. barely noticeable though AJKJSAHJBKJLG)

n idk juts!!!!!! idk. i juts love her a lot. shit's complicated sometimes bc distance n school n general business sometimes but its cool . i dont mind waiting another however long we'll have to wait til we meet in person. who knows, it could be a mere couple of months to at the VERY least, like, 2 mor years. which isnt that bad honestly !!!!!!! like cmon. we've been together 4 years. all long distance. i have no doubt that we can go through another 2 ish years but.....if we're lucky maybe itll only b a couple months. we'll just have to see how things work out :]

@510snake i luv u,,, <:]

[oceantornadoo]

welcome home (johnny mactavish x f!reader x the lucky third simon riley)

slightly dub con (only kissing tho)

—

“hi bonnie.”

johnny crushed you in a bear hug, wrapped up in the feeling of your body against his. he’d been gone for three long, torturous weeks, full of spotty phone calls and one or two dirty texts.

his hands groped you up and down, cheek nuzzling your neck with new stubble. you closed your eyes at the feeling of your man finally home in your arms. when you opened them, you were staring into the bottomless pits that were simon riley’s eyes, all hulking silence behind johnny.

“simon i-“ johnny shut you up with a sloppy kiss, grabbing your jaw with his right hand as he groped your ass with his left. you closed your eyes and moaned on instinct, forgetting about your ghostly audience right in front of you. you could feel johnny’s erection poking through his cargo pants, three weeks of frustration at the loss of your wet cunt clenching around his cock. “missed ya, lassie.” he murmured in your ear, hand traveling from your jaw to your tits, squeezing hard at your pointed nipples. “don’t be rude, johnny, your friend is watching.” he gave you a low chuckle as your hands ran through his mohawk. “‘es enjoyin’ the show. tha’ righ’ l.t.?”

johnny turned and smirked knowingly at his lieutenant. “go’on.” he nudged you. “‘e gets a welcome home too.” you’d been friends with simon for years ever since you and johnny had started dating, but for some reason the energy felt different today. you approached simon with doe eyes, suddenly nervous around a man who’d seen you throw up after too many shots. “hi, si.” you reached up on your tippy toes, giving him your customary cheek kiss. he grabbed your jaw with the same ferocity as johnny, turning you to look at his eyes. “no kiss?” you nervously turned back to johnny, who looked up from unlacing his boots. “‘es practically me, lass, jus’ more lonely. go’on now.”

you lifted simon’s mask with shaking hands. you’d seen his face hundreds of times, but it always made your breath catch when you saw his rugged scars. he heard it too, lips stretching over bone into a smirk. he brought you in for a kiss, a real one, opening your lips by sheer force. you moaned as his lips slotted with yours, the unfamiliar texture turning you on. his hands traveled to your ass and hiked you up against him, your legs scrambling for purchase around his thick torso. he was bigger than johnny, more tree trunk than man. he reached with one hand in between you two to adjust you against him, his paw cupping your pussy and ass as he pulled you against him. it was completely inappropriate, so many lines being crossed as his hand stayed there, thumb pressing against your clothed clit, applying pressure. your core clenched around nothing, the unfamiliar feeling of wanting a man who wasn’t johnny rolling around in your head. then, quick as lightning, he put you down, separating your lips with ease. “thanks, dove.” he grunted as he passed around you, giving your ass a small smack as he toed off his boots and made his way to your kitchen.

you turned around bewildered, hand covering your lips as if you couldn’t believe what had just happened. johnny was watching from the hallway, that smug look ever present on his face. you caught his eye and the bastard winked, not helping the confusion and guilt roiling around in your gut. you were in for a very long welcome home party.

[milkzoro]

he catches you f^cking your pillow

characters: zoro & luffy

cw: MDNI, smut ish, reader is neeedy x3, dry humping n thigh riding,

☆彡

~

zoro

thigh riding n kisses xx

ovulation week always had you the horniest, something about it made you soo wet n needy.

he was in the next room training but you literally couldn’t get up to go get him.

needed relief nowwww.

your trembling thighs clenched around the pillow thinking of him. baby i need you.

you found yourself pulling one of your more firm pillows between your thighs n resting your weight on one of the corners.

you sigh at the sensation, the immediate feeling has you rubbing yourself down hard n recklessly.

the friction against your clit sends shivers down your spine. needy moans escaping your lips.

he eventually finds his way to you tho <3

baby boy always knows when you need him somehow.

he sees your current state n immediatelyyy wants you to get on his thighs.

“sweet thing~ cmere.” he drops his things and comes to sit with you on your bed.

your beauty will always amaze him. your glistening eyes could make him fumble in a heartbeat.

your man wants nothing more than to help you~

he picks you up with ease maintaining soft eye contact. “such a pretty girl y/n, heard you in the other room.”

his thighs beneath you were pumping from his training just now. and you could feel the arousal starting to drip from your center.

“c’mon baby, y’can move.” and he wants you to move soo bad. anything for you~

zoro loves seeing you use him while you chase your high. always loving the look of pure ecstasy on your face.

hearing you soft moans, he swore he’s never heard a sweeter sound.

“ah~ zo♡ mmm uhh mmmz” your breaths quicken as you felt his thick muscles contract against your aching pussy.

he helps keep your hair out of your face as you lean your head into his chest.

you find you free hand reaching for his stiffened cock, just wanting a little feel~

zoro pauses for a moment but let’s you continue.

he holds the side of your neck. tight.

still pulling you down while he helps relieve yourself with his thick thighs.

“that’s ma girl.”

luffy

dry humping n smooches </3

it was the middle of the night, you were in bed together sleeping… you thought he was asleep but he was not.

poor baby was sooo bandaged up from todays fight. he was stable, and a wins a win. but fuck he looked so good fighting.

not wanting to be too noisy you reach for one of the pillows, you thought your vibrator would definitely wake him up.

but he jolts up as soon as he notices the positions you are in. his cheeks are flushed.

your hair is messy and your silk jammies hung loose on your body. seeing you softly rut your cunt against one of his pillows instantly healed his wounds.

he thinks you are so pretty, wants you so close.

“luffy!!” you yelp as he is instantaneously attaching himself to you.

your cheeks are pink with embarrassment as you notice he’s fully awake now~

“babyyyy. why are you awake hmmmf- thought u weren’t feelin tha best” his rough hands were like fire on your body.

“shehehihihi” he giggled as he pinched the plush rolls of your ass. “m’fine peach. jus seen how pretty you look n want you close.”

luffy giggles again. “it’d make me feel better”

he literally wraps his arms around you so tight you are literally tied together

his kisses are wet n heavy as he has the both of you on top of each other, rolling around.

luffy loves your face soo much. he always goes for your lips~ and he’s sucking on them.

his roped arms are tugging on the flesh of your thighs, pulling your center right against his dick.

luvvinggggg the whininess.

FROM BOTH PARTIES.

luffy loveesss being vocal. whimpers, whines, breathy moans~

you start to feel his clothed cock try n thrust within you, the pressure is faint but it’s definitely there.

almost like edging !!! no it’s def edging.

desperately trying to hold onto that small amount of friction, you rub yourself harder against his twitching cock.

it’s not enough but fuuuuckkkk does it feel so good.

the small pants that leave your lips make him that much more happy. he loves you soo~

luffys lips peck more and more along your skin until he makes his way back to your pretty swollen lips.

he also loves ur other lips n finishes u that way

fuck

[piccolos-bigtoe]

Meow... Hello... It has been a few days. OH MY GOD. I am sooo freaking busy WHAT THE BALLS.... About to go to bed but I wanted to upload these... CHeck it, two of my book covers, ones got tha snipahhh and my guy on it even tho I said I wouldn't put sniper on it I'm a LIAR and I couldn't stop myself, whagever it's fine. I <3 yellow stock pulp paper overlay it makes everything look good. I WIll say, these re not my final versions, I finalized them in indesign but they had my last name on them and I couldn't crop it out so I SWEAR THE WORD PLACEMENT LOOKS NICER THAN THIS!!!! + my MADAME book actually has words on it in the final version but again, don't want to share my last name since it's kind of uncommon hahaha

My sibling told me that I had to tell all of you guys about this AWFUL mistake I made... Omfg, I had looked on tumblr right before talking to my prof to ask if I could skip out early on class that day cause it was a work day, and so like I open up tumblr and see some medic art, then I walk up to my prof and instead of saying "hey m_(insert teacher's name)" I fucking say "Hey medic" I HAVE TO DROP OUT!!!!!!!!!!! I got SO god damn flustered like HOLY HELL!!!!!!!!! I was jus like "Oh my god, this can't be my life right now, this can't be happening to me, this can't be!!!!!!!!" My only defense is that his name also starts with an M. God save me.

I will get back to my regularly scheduled TF2 posting soon I promise... I REALLY miss drawing TF2 even though I guess technically I spent like all of two days making a TF2 book cover but it's not the same... ERMMM I feel like I had something else to say but I was probably just gonna whine about liek,, idk, being busy.

I'm actually in the process of considering switching majors because I love graphic design so much LOL so we will see where this goes.... Perchance,, graphic design tf2 arc moment.... OKay I'm going to bed now.

[fic-heaven]

Nutella Doughnut (Soap x Witty! Reader)

🐥Short af. If this goes well I'll make a second part.

⚠️a very Scottish Soap

.

"You are smokin' sexy, lass..." Soap said casually.

You were smoking, leaning on your car's side near the wheel, arm perched around Gaz's shoulder who, after hearing Soap's comment, chuckled lowly before kissing your cheek in a quick goodbye to let his brother in arms work his magic at wooing you. You laughed at Johnny's boldness after waving Gaz goodbye.

"Keep talkin'. I love when you bathe me in flattery." You lean back, one elbow supported your stance as you lifted the cigar back to your lips, puffed some smoke and continued. "But don't make it too corny, or the next person leavin' will be me."

"Naw, don't say that. Gaz is jus' jealous of my skills, that's why he threw the smoke bomb." Johnny winks. "B'sides I know you love it when a' get corny."

"Hmm, you caught me there. Maybe Gaz thinks that if he stays here too long he'd end up falling for you."

Soap laughed a bit walking to your side resting his back right against the driver's door with both hands on his pockets. His grey eyes shot your way in a teasing side glance that made you walk up to him facing his profile with a giddy little smile that made Soap chuckle once more, you mirrored the chuckle pinching the cigar out of your mouth. You two looked like two teenagers in love and frankly you didn't care, because that's how Johnny always made you feel and you'd die before you try having this connection with anyone else.

There was some silence then as you two stare to one another, Soap repositions his stance to fully face you with this relaxed expression, like he was in bliss just by sharing a quiet moment with you. You two are standing closer than before playing oblivious of the growing tension as you begun bantering lowly about anything and everything. The night was at your favor, gracing your ears with little sounds, amongst them the crickets and the muffled music from inside the bar where Gaz had rejoined his captain and lieutenant and surely was gossiping about the two missing sargents.

"What was that about me being smokin' hot?"

"Smokin' sexy." Soap quickly corrects feigning offense.

"Oh, pardon me."

Johnny just smiles at you, his silver eyes eating every detail of your face as if he was imprinting it on his mind, he reaches a hand out of his pocket to your face and for a moment you slightly close your eyes basking on the feeling of his rough fingers delicately putting a few strands of hair behind your ear to later brush your cheek and then he unexpectedly snatches your cigar straight from your lips. The Scott makes a show giving a small lick to the white butt before putting it on his lips, an indirect kiss. Your jaw drops letting out a surprised crackle, Soap wiggles his brows with your cig between his lips before he responds your previous question.

"Was jus' repeating what Price said before. Tho' he was drunk as a Dane, he could have been referring to tha' pint he was holding, that fucken' weapon."

Price?

"Y' think our captain has the hots for me?" You smirk. "Does that mean you've got competition?"

Soap smirks "Nah, I know i ain' got no one standing between me n' you." His confidence made you smile softly.

Your face will be aching by the end of the night with how much Soap makes you smile, and you'd embrace the ache and seek for more anytime.

With the years you noticed a huge change in the way Soap spoke to you. Because every time you two bantered up for long he'd end up recovering his Scottish accent to a point where the first few times you spoke after you formally met it was hard to get what he said, but the flow of time and the book of Scottish slangs that Johnny gifted you made you an expert Soap-ologist. You knew when he was sad, mad, hungry or lost in thought, and most importantly you understood his hard accent, often being used by Ghost as a translator when you three were together. In conclusion, you felt flattered that Johnny was so comfortable with you that he graced you with his Scottish accent.

The moment Johnny had placed the half-finished cig back on your mouth swiftly and without a warning your lashes fluttered rapidly breaking from your thoughts trying to focus on his current rambling.

"Jus' got five drinks for y'guys before comin' here at the drive thru n' that guy asked 'do ye want a cupholder?' and a' go 'why obviously, do ya foken' reprobate I'm no a fucking octopus, y'dick head' " He was referring to a few hours ago when he offered to have lunch together before going to the bar and drink yourselves silly. But of course only Price ended up getting so wasted all of you decided to slow down as not to encourage your drunken captain. But going bar after bar one couldn't keep watch on Price forever, the weight of his last divorce always took a tool on the poor man around these dates.

"Wait! Is that why you've got that giant stain on your fancy shirt?" You laughed pointing a manicured nail to a big stain in Soap's blue shirt right underneath his left pectoral that he was clearly trying to hide with his black and white varsity jacket. Soap took your hand and directed it to his mouth as if he was going to bite your finger off, you two crackled in unison as you struggled to tug it out of his grip.

"Fuuuck! When did ya notice it!?" He asked pulling your body forwards making you bump against his toned chest. The smell of his cologne and the hint of aftershave invaded your senses but you managed to speak even if your brain felt like it was melting.

"You've got yer jacket wide open! And you are like a sardine moving here and there, it's obvious the stain would peek from its hidden spot, Johnny."

Soap groaned throwing his arms around your form caging you, your lips pursed with your cig still hanging limply in between them until you spat it out to the side and stomped on it with the heel of your boot, your eyes were firmly fixed on Soap's. You two went quiet then, your hands were occupied massaging his soft sides as he didn't leave them much liberty of movement with the way his heavy arms trapped your body in a strong embrace. You slowly planted your forehead on Johnny's clavicle, he moved his head a little inhaling your shampoo before he planted a short peck near your hairline.

"You comfy there, lil' lizard?" He purred amused.

"Lizard!?" You giggle on his neck, Soap almost shivered at the feeling of your mouth near his sensitive skin. "That the best nickname you can come up with?"

Soap hums delighted by this question "Actually, y'know how I usually call ya?" You tilted your head up to look at his eyes resting your chin to his chest.

"A secret nickname. Care to share?"

"Doughnut'." He blurts.

You grinned, your brows raising surprised "Oh! What kind?"

"I'll let ya choose." Johnny half-whispers looking down at you, grey eyes filled with amusement at this stupid conversation.

Your eyes look to the side still not moving your chin from his chest, biting at the tip of your tongue in thought. "How 'bout Nutella?"

He hums and nods before you continue as if you hadn't notice his agreement "Hmm... Do ya have any nut allergies?" Soap barks out a laugh "Aye, love. I'm planning suicide by donut!"

Your loud laughter filled the air as you abruptly broke out of his embrace only to smack his chest playfully with the back of your right hand while you covered your laughing mouth with your left one. Soap was marveled at the sight laughing along, his eyes crescent moons that reflected the blue neon light of the bar's sign. He looked so handsome.

Johnny's hands were on you as soon as he felt you were moving too far from him. But instead of taking your hands or your waist they went to squeeze your face until your lips were peeking out of your mushed cheeks while you were still grinning, prolonging the sweet melody of your laughter. The Scott promised himself right then and there that he'd be the only one able to make you laugh like this. He'd be the only one who'd get to hear your uncontrolled laughter, to witness your face lit at his stupidity, to kiss those beautiful lips he's dying to taste.

He was thinking too loud, so loud that he didn't realize you had gone quiet looking up at him mirroring his look of awe, his big hands no longer squeezed the soft plush of your cheeks, they were holding you lovingly. You lean to his touch with a delighted hum as your hands cup his in your face and Soap swore he would faint at the sight.

"How can you be so fuckin' beautiful...? It should be a crime to look the way you do..." He whispers, heavy accent present, the grey in his eyes melted in a sea of black, his pupils dilated swallowing the image before him.

"Johnny..." Your lips whisper sensually.

"Johnny." Someone loudly calls right behind you.

Soap let's out a high pitch scream that could have very well broken the sound barrier, his hands shooting back from your face at the fright he got thanks to his giant and quiet Lieutenant standing behind you looking at the two of you like one would to dog shit sitting on their path. Your ears bled but you laughed with so much force at his reaction you threw your body forwards to Johnny's right side and accidentally hit your forehead against your car's side-view mirror.

"Pull up yer pants, you two. You'll have plenty of time ta' fuck around when we get back, for now we gotta go get some dinner." Ghost sighs crossing his arms as Gaz approached with a very drunk Price loudly singing 'Country Roads' until he heard what Ghost said, then he begun complaining about his lack of hunger.

"At two in tha' morning? Is there any place open at this time?" You said, Soap was cooing at you gently massaging your aching forehead with his thumb inspecting the damage ignoring your quiet "I'm fine, no worries, I've taken worse."

Price then shagged forwards falling literally to your arms, you gripped your captain like vice so he wouldn't eat the concrete. "M' house..." He managed to grunt out.

A little later, you drove the crew to Price's block. Or more like, his auntie's. When your captain divorced his second wife (who lasted a year and a half married to him until she unexpectedly ran off with the next economically stable guy she found.) he moved with his aunt to her big apartment, luckily she was out of town visiting other relatives of hers so all of you had the house for yourselves.

The big saint Bernard lazily greeted Price the moment he managed to open the door letting all of you in, Gaz instantly fell to his knees amazed by the beauty of Price's pet. "Name's Lucy... Watch yer boots, she loves to drool on 'em." Soap was about to go in next until he saw the giant dog and like a gentleman, he offered you to go fist. You knew your Johnny well, so you guided Lucy out of the way with Gaz following after her like a lost puppy. It seems they all had forgotten Soap's phobia after seeing the Scott bravely face any danger your tedious job threw your way.

You all feasted upon the takeout Price had bought hours back before your little outing. The old man planned ahead, it seemed. A thousand small containers of asian food decorated the living room's table as all of you ate sharing stories and laughing at the new recruits' gossip Gaz managed to overhear. You loved every second Johnny laughed, his bubbly laughter making him bump shoulders with you constantly until you threw your arm around him pressing your bodies together, his big hand landed on your thigh in response. It was hard to eat like this but it didn't bother you one bit as long as you could keep touching Johnny.

You two didn't miss the looks shared between Ghost and Gaz. But you did miss Price's proud, drunken smile. He was delighted seeing how close the two of you had gotten over the years, he couldn't help but raise up his water glass (because you all forbid him from drinking one more drop of alcohol).

"To you two. I dedicate this... H2O, may your hearts entwine stronger than my ex-wife legs around that fokin' medic she met on Facebook. Cheers!"

"Cheers!" All of you chanted.

You two smiled dumbly to one another swallowing your respective sodas in one gulp as if it was Champaign. Was Price giving you his blessings?

Soap thought the same giving you a soft look hiding his big dumb smile behind the rim of his glass. He leaned his face your way resting his cheek against yours with a sigh nodding Gaz to continue sharing his succulent gossip. Your hands entwined underneath the table, your hearts beating fast.

After dinner, you'll ask Soap if he truly wants to taste your doughnut.

[beautifullyscarred423]

Sex Chronicles Part 1

“I can’t stop thinkin about your pussy”. He said. As I listened to him confused.., thinkin to myself “he’s never seen, touched or felt my pussy”. Still, I entertained his thoughts.

“How is it you can’t stop thinkin about pussy you never had?”

He replies..

“The way you talk, and the way you walk, I can tell it’s good “. I laugh..

“So you’re tellin me that you can tell that my pussy .. is Wett ...and juicy as fucck..and will squeeze,..

throb ..

and squirt all over ya dick..,

based on how I talk and the way I walk..?”

“Daam “, he says... “ why you had to say it like that..? You got my dick hard as fucck right now!, that shit right there, is how I know.. Daaam!.. who says shit like that?..”

“Me”. I say. “ you talkin bout my pussy like you know her, or like y’all met before.. so I was just givin you an informal introduction.. that’s all “. “Her name is Ms. Juicy by the way.. so please.. when you address her.. make sure it’s done properly.. please and thank you kind sir “.

“Daaaam”, he says again.. “You are somethin else..” he says in a low groan.

In my mind.. smilin to myself.., I’m thinkin.. this nigga strokin his dick right now..

“Yo, I promise I’d hit every single spot.. why you playyinn tho”

I reply..

“ Behave yourself sir.. calm down.. you still don’t know her yet..or what she likes..or what she wants..”

“Tell me..” he says..”whatever you want.. whatever she wants I’ll do it for both of you!.. why you teasin me..! Daaaam!”

“ Not teasin “.. I replied.. “You.. sir.. was talking about thinkin of My pussy.. My pussy .. that you don’t know.. My pussy.. that you never smelled.. My pussy.. that you never seen.. My pussy.. that you never touched.. My pussy.. that you never felt..

So I’m tryna help you out.. I’m a fucckin lady.. so .. proper introduction, is.. always very necessary..” “You don’t even know if you’re ready for her.. already sooo anxious like Genuine.. imma need you to bring that all the way down Playboy “..

Him.. of course replies..” Whatchu mean...bae I’m fit.. gotchu.. locked and loaded “..

I’m shakin my head.. thinkin.. “these niggas crazy as hell.. but still.. I’ll play tha game “

“Sooo, you want me to finish introducing her to you.. or nah..?”

“Daaaam bae, yess.. please tell me everything I need to know “

I’m feeding off of his energy now.. and his anticipation now.. H.E.R.. Every kind of way.. is playing on my Pandora.. so it helps me to continue assisting his thoughts.

“ Patience is required.. “ I say.. “ Although she has a mind of her own.. of how Wett she gets.. connection.. presence.. and energy.. is all me.. and there’s no Go.... unless I wanna Go.. You understood that..?

“ Yess.. Bae. yess .. “ he says.. “ I understand.. my dick so hard right now.. I don’t think YOU understand..shiiit!”

“Mmmmm..” I reply.. “ Hard Dick.. is definitely a requirement..thank you for cooperating for her “.. she definitely appreciates that part “..

“ A lot of how she performs definitely depends on you.”

“ She’s either a Nun or your favorite porn star..she’ll squeeze you ohh so gently..or take your whole soul...she’ll throb .. squirt.. “. He interrupts.. in a low tone.. almost a whisper.“ Bae.., come on .., just lemme come ova.. or you can even come here..and you can jus show me what to do.. I’ll follow your directions.. prommise “. I ignore what he’s sayin.. I mean he started talking about MY pussy.. so.. I just continue..

“She is capable of giving .. as well as having multiple orgasms.. for the right one..”. “ the deeper the connection.. she gets wetter..and more energized.. hungry for more and more.. I .. will then .. will focus on how in tune.. You are with me.. I.. require eye contact and need to feel.. and know.. how you’re feeling.. what you’re feeling.. and will need you to verbally express... how you’re feeling... how she feels to you.. how .. I feel.. to you.. Silence.. is not an option..the more you say.. the more you react..the more you express.. I ..will ensure .. absolute sensual and sexual pleasure.. and desire..”

“Kissin..

Suckin..

Lickin..

Fucckin .. luvvin..

every..

Single.. inch of you..”

He’s quiet.. but his breathing is heavy.. but low..

I ask..” Have I lost you?”..

He responds in another low, gaspy like growl.. “No Bae.. I’m here.. you Fucckin me up right now..” his voice sounds weakened , low, and gaspy.

“ I want you soo Fucckin bad right now.. Fucck..”

“Mmmm”.. I say..

“ I bet you do”..

“ Question tho..”

He replies..

“ I’ll answer any questions you have.. just lemme feel you.. daam .. please..”

“ Soo.. why you haven’t made time for me before.. I mean.. “ I say , as I laugh a lil..

“ we text.. you call.. you video or whateva.. but tonight because we talking about My Pussy.. you ready for me to come ova.. or wanna come ova here.. but before that.. you always busy.. what’s that about tho for real “.

“Come on Bae.. “ he’s still has that low gaspy whisper. “ Don’t do that.. you already know how I feel about you.. my Dick on Rock even when you send me pics of that beautiful face and that pretty smile.. you know I want you.. don’t do that please.. come on .. just lemme see you tonite.. imma show you how much I want you.. and we can do whateva you want Bae.. dead serious.. I really feel like I need to see you right now..’

I let him say his piece..

I laugh again..

“Your dick still hard right now?” I ask..

“ Babe , I swear I was about to cum .. listening to you.. You and that mouthpiece.. daaam .. I felt like I was in the pussy just by what you was sayyin... I don’t know how.. but you got me feelin some type a way fa’real.. .. I’d stay in that pussy all nite.. Babe.. not goin nowhere On God!”.. you got me “

As I’m listening to how fast the bullshit flies from his mouth..

I ask another question..

“ Do you know that I’m Celibate?..”

Silence..

Call Dropped

[dandelionsxies]

M gotta use my cane even tho I thort I wus gettin better becus I jus did too much a now am hurts but but don wanna be sick wanna be helthy so can go ice skatin! But am poorly again an very big owchy becus did too much :(

Am gonna rest an sleep so I get better kwick so can go ice skatin! A maybe I take my cane for after becus I mit be owchy after but thas okay! Becus sumtimes my body is owchy! Gotta look after it! Be kind to my body! Say I luv yoo to my body!

I luv yoo body! Thank yoo for lettin me sing and dance and walk and draw and an eat ice cream and play games! And give big big big hugs! And read storys! Thank yoo body!

[valentine-writes]

be a valentino, just for you

[ tws + notes: no tws, fluff, what if i told u reader had that DAWG in em, ur jus a lil charmer! ]

↳ ft. the glamrocks + sundrop/sun & moondrop/moon

「 gn! reader, can be platonic or romantic <3 」

author's note: reader flirting w/ the animatronics. unparalleled charisma. look at you go u flirt!!!!!! (*´꒳`*) unedited and still Not Serious becuz i like goofin off <;3 i had to search up "cute pick up lines" for this. thoroughly embarrassed but. shhh. we stay silly :3 also why are u rizzin up tha robots?!!.??, /lh

GLAMROCK CHICA headcanons:

▸ she's completely unphased im gonna b real w/ u,,,, if ur goal was 2 fluster her u failed!!! i am sorry!!!! :(

▸ her reaction isn't really to get all blushy and shy– itz to giggle and tell you how absolutely adorable u are!! shez all like "oh my gosh u rly are jus the sweetest!!" as u try desperately to convey how u feel,,, i dont think she's oblivious!! jus that she's more casual abt this kinda stuff

▸ loveeesss cheesy pickup lines tho. she'll be thinking abt it all day if u decide to use one on her. mainly becuz she thinks they r silly and adorbz (LIKE YOU!!!!)

▸ if you use pickup lines often w/ her, eventually, she's gonna wanna do the same!!

unexpectedly one day she just goes "wait! wait wait, i got one for you too– ahem... i think i need to go to parts and services to fix my eyes– i can't seem to take them off of you!"

more hcs under the cut!!

GLAMROCK FREDDY headcanons:

▸ letz get this straight. this guy is a professional. he will very nicely and gently pretend to not notice your comments if you decide to flirt when he's doin his job. he is desperately trying not to have reaction

▸ however– if you guys are alone, if the plex has closed, etc, etc– bro. you got him blushing and giggling and shii,,, i think itz a little funnee :] u jus catch him off guard all the time with it.

▸ "i'm very flattered you'd say that" all while overheating. he may collapse. please spare his heart. he has not even the slightest idea on how to react to your charm

▸ really, he does find it endearing and enjoys how bold you are. he just can't seem to find a way to react other than luvstruck!!!! u got him wrapped around ur finger

ROXANNE WOLF headcanons:

▸ ok this goes two wayz. she scoffs at you and goes "yeah ofc u love me" OR.,,...,.. she gets all flustered and nervous

▸ i feel like the first few times you flirted w/ her, she managed to played it off cool. maybe a cocky remark, a little smirk, brushes it off– no big deal to her at all!!!

▸ hah. wrong. you've got her in her charging chamber thinking abt the thingz you've told her. animatronic equivalent of lying awake in bed Thinking,,,, when she realizes ur Genuine abt ur feelings... she jus,, like,.,. EXPOLIDOEJEODKEKZ

▸ that iz when she getz all shy!!!! like "ok, ok, shut up..." and shes looking away all nervy. always secretly worried ur jus messing w/ her– but reassure her otherwise in a genuine manner and she's. well. probably short circuiting.

give her a bit. she'll be able to communicate her feelings eventually (´u｀;) ?

MONTGOMERY GATOR headcanons:

▸ trust u were NOT tha first one 2 flirt if u caught his eye like that,,, maybe he's a little more subtle in the start. but the minute u pick up the clues and flirt back?? he iz so Caught Offguard

▸ HEZ USED TO BEING THE ONE WHO FLIRTS. NOT THE ONE WHO GETS FLIRTED WITH. he winks at you, you shoot one back– he freezes and immediately Walks Away like ok,,, no confronting the Feelings just felt there ig,.,..,

▸ your charisma has him shaken. he's considerably good at keeping calm abt ur little exchanges until he's alone in his green room thinking abt what you've said,,, wondering if u were bein earnest

▸ i feel like he often uses flirting as a way of like,, disguising his feelings as jus goofing off but,, once you two are Finally done beating around the bush w/ each other i fear you two would become insufferable to anyone else who is in the same room as you /j he getz a lot more emotionally open 2 u ^_^

SUN headcanons:

▸ if he already didn't know what to do with himeself and his feeling towards u,,, he iz DOUBLE confused now. never quite knows how to react to you.

▸ of course NEVER when he's working. no. nuh uh. but if it's jus the two of you and you decide to flirt,,, hhhnnghehehdb,,,, he iz jus SWOONING. heads over heels for REALSIES. will have his faceplate spinning as he giggles, thinking abt you and what u say

▸ i think he'd actually burst into tears if u were jus messin w/ him. just. instant sobbing on the ground. he's never met anyone with such a captivating personality– nor has he actually ever been flirted with

▸ always wishes he was jus as smooth as you. tries to flirt back but messes up the delivery and ends up making a fool outta himself A FOOL FOR YOU

MOON headcanons:

▸ makes you stand in the corner to reflect on your actions. i wanna say slash jay,,, but. well. anyways..

▸ moon does not do well with this. not at all. will tell you to knock it off or just shush you. he acts like he doesn't got time 4 ur antics he does and acts like if you stopped he wouldn't care he,,, might??.,..,. no one is ever this friendly or nice to him,,

▸ eventually, he just seems to ignore ur flirtatious actions and words completely. he's definitely not Unfazed though,,.,.. it'll be thinking of whether u really mean what you've been tellin him. worried to make a fool of himself LIKE SUN so it's easier for him to assume ur jus kiddin around

▸ if you ever choose to look him in the eye and tell him that you sincerely mean everything u say though?? yeah he's. he's gonna need a moment. terrible at processing Every Emotion He'll Start To Feel if that happens

[bunny-j3st3r]

You should do some relationship headcanons with Hyacinth and Gummigoo 👀💥❗️

I

Okaydyxcyycvy

Hyacinths is going under cut tho good lird

Gummigoo

- he defo feels like he'd be a more shy type about you liking him. Not in an uwu type but thinks that your messing with him because he thinks that you think he's a non sentient ai

- once he realizes you like aren't joking and in fact very persistent he'd prolly try and persuade you off him at first, he's an ai, he can't go with you when you leave so he dosnt want either of you heartbroken.

- But then he'd notice the game has been over for awhile, you haven't gone through the portal and no one has come to look for you. Your avatar clothing has began to change even to fit the environment around it.

- This is where he starts to soften, in the whole canyon you're the only other person that does not have a set path or a set dialogue. He starts to open up to you, he sits closer to you at nights as you tell him stories of your life on the outside.

- He feels a new emotion in his coding, something he hasn't felt before, he feels comfort and joy and maybe some romantic feelings.

- He's still an ai so he still struggles a lot with understanding some things so he'd just kinda blurt it out like "I really like yah a-and if yah want I'd be happy to have yah as my.... P-partner?"

- saying yes to this would prolly have him hooting and hollering, grabbing your hands and smooching at your forehead. He knows you both come from different worlds but he promises he'll take good care of you as best he can.

Tw: abuse under cut with Hyacinth

He's not nice

Hyacinth...

- Let's start by saying, Hyacinth will NEVER have romantic feelings towards you. Whatever he says is fake, he is using you to get what he wants.

- He's very good at playing pretend, if he sees you as a potential target he'll slowly butter you up, assessing what kind of person you are.

- If he clocks you as a one night kinda deal he'll get the sex over and done with, it's what you're both looking for

- However if he clocks you as someone lonely and looking for a partner he very much enjoys playing mind games.

- He'll start the 1st stage which is flirting. He'll get your attention, say the right words, soft touches here and there. Even going as far to act hurt if you tell him that ppl warned you about him "Yeah... I did some bad stuff in the past... But see I lost someone I really loved because of it... And now they all treat me like this, can't a person change?" This is a lie, he's making you pity him.

- The honeymoon phase is next, this is the stage of where you think he loves you. He's very tender and gentle to you. Sometimes he says the wrong thing but he always seems to know the right words to bring you back in. The sex with him is amazing to, sure he likes marking you up but it's sexy right?

- The abuse stage. This is the stage where he starts liking to try and break his toys. He'll scratch, bite and even smack you around a little just for the fun of it. He'll bully you a lot and treat you like nothing more than a fleshlight. He teeters on the edge of making you walk away though, he'll sweet talk you after, love bomb you and say he always loved you. This is fake, he can't feel love, he does not know how.

- The final stage is normally his favourite, he's gotten bored of you now and decides to break you down. He'll grab your arm, digging his claws in and grinning "Loved you? Why tha fuck would I ever love you? Your shit beneath my shoe but darling... I'll tell you something." He'll pull you in closer "Ain't no one gonna ever feel as good as I do, you'll come crawling back jus' BEGGING me tah fuck yah. Fucking slut" and leave you broken.

- Just when you think you're getting over him he'll come back in to your life. He's bored and he's going back to the first stage. It's down to you if you fall for it or not

[n0ct0urn1quet]

gf n i were vcing earlir like Literal Minutes Ago n shes like "whatre u thinkin about" n im like "uh . uhhhhhhh nothing?" n shes like "why noooot" n im like "Idk!!!!!!!!!!!" n shes like "well think of somthigng!!!!" n im like "well what are YOU thinkign about" n she goes "........kithing u :]" AND I FHBFBJK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bkbfj!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <:]

[jihyoruri]

real talk idk how wowyn pulls bc I know five ppl just like her n lemme tell u they in the trenches. they finna be in the pit

chat do NOT bag a mentally unstable commitmentphonic alt hot chick and get into a situationship w her trust they are mentally ill and will leave u. they jus don't want u to know them brah they don't like feelings. women like me because of my charming loserism and extreme intellect.. women don't want boyfriends they want nerds who are funny.. but they're afraid to love me 😞maybe that is because of my dire mental illness and taking everything literally.. no.. of course not.. it's bc I got that dog in me (autism)

anyway I don't want wowyn like that bc I don't need allat drama.. but I'd smoke w her like ik shes funny asf high.. but wtf is an idol gonna do if she get tha munchies (FRUIT AND ICE UNDEFEATED COMBO🔥🔥)

me and wowyn would get along trust I don't have a dad either queen (NOT ANYMOREE) and my mami says i act and look js like him ijbol is okay! (I'm gonna commit.)🙏firecrackeryn is cooked tho bc daddy issues just make u a hot loser mommy issues make you homicidal an unstable (guess who bagged both)

I wish I could talk to da yns.. which one is a gymrat bc I got an undefeated struggle meal combo 4 them (0 sugar low fat plain greek yogurt with one quarter(1/4) of a protein bar in it)

-twtanon

she pulls because 1 she’s attractive to them and 2 when that girl IS in a relationship she treats them so good like she’s wayyyyy tooo calculated she will literally treat like a princess the whole relationship and then let u down softly to the point that you don’t even realize she dumped you until two hours later…

I wouldn’t even say she causes drama because her exs still think highly of her (wow!yn is like crazy cause she knows damn well) the only person she causes so much stress is chaewon 😭

when you take away the relationship stuff with wow!yn she’s rlly chill and an amazing friend a very overprotective one 😭 like this girl will get with her friends toxic ex just to be even more toxic to them and then drops them (she’s insane but we don’t talk about it cause we love her)

the way wow!yn only smokes sometimes if u wanna hang with pothead aespa!yn is ur girl like karina is constantly complaining that her room smells like weed.

it’s the way even though firecracker!yn has mommy issues she’s honestly doing okay she just had major anger issues

[pumpkzsafeplace]

I got an enrgy drik an mah mama tol me it was a big boy drik :<

She is riht tho cuz mm only thwee.. But is oki! She jus tol me to put it awy fow tha niht so mm able to seep<33

Mama says my speling is also getin beter!

I luv how she alwys tris to make sur mm safe an oki! <333

-🍯

─•~❉᯽❉~•─

hihi lil bug’ 🌼

i'm so proud of you honey for listening so well to your mama! <3

& she is right, that is a big boy drink! <3.

sometimes daddy lets me have some, but only when i can be monitored, heheh <3

& i'm happy to hear your spelling is improving too! such a superstar! <3.

big big big hugs to the both of you! <3

-🍰

[ttrulese]

im so happy abou one thing i kno for sure i can manage a household properly even tho i was taught the exact opposite i coud be a great mother but no babys for me im jus the cool unstable aunt tha woud tak u to get ur first tattoo behind ur parents back hehe