#that is the devil talking

[plaguedocboi]

“Ohhh I don’t need to take my cane on this trail my knee doesn’t even hurt that much when I hike anymore and I’m not going that far” — Me, an idiot about to realize that the reason my knee doesn’t hurt is because I use my cane

[gideonisms]

to the many people who saw my router modem griddlehark yesterday and said "yes you are crazy," you will be happy to note that I spoke to multiple people in person today and it DID make me less insane, unfortunately

To the people who said "abi, you're absolutely right," I am baking you bread. It's not MY locked tomb brain rot it's OUR locked tomb brain rot

To the one person whose only comment was that my modem and router should be farther away from each other, I'm obsessed with you. However I can't separate them! That's griddlehark

[fiendpact]

i really shouldn't attempt to re-tag 4k+ posts to add a "da" tag just because i'm also now tagging "bg3" because it's unnecessary. but i feel like i want to do it anyway

[heavenlyyuri]

when the boredom starts feeling like "talk about all the ways i hate her and why"

[lavellander]

me: bitches and moans for days about how hard it is to make a perfect (to me) playlist

me, immediately after posting aforementioned difficult playlist: hm i kinda want to make another

[malicemismanager]

Guys, I have a problem

I desperately want to keep this necklace

I very much cannot keep this necklace

Someone tell me not to keep this necklace, it's too close to con for these shenanigans 😫

[psqqa]

“and i would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for my own meddlesome penchant for needless poetics”

[cooking-with-hailstones]

Submitted my tax return with literally 4 minutes to spare please clap

[keclan]

i should go on a sims binge

[creekfiend]

absolutely the worst thing that can happen to a person is to think "where should I put this object? oh I know, I'll put it somewhere intuitive and reasonable. I'll put it somewhere really convenient where it will make sense to look for it later"

[hdfjsjkj]

i was talking with a friend a couple days ago about love songs and i can't stop thinking about this

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

okay. imagine this. you're twenty. you're the highest that you've Ever been. most of the blood in your body has been drained. by a vampire. those are real. you can't move your own body. you're in an extraordinary amount of pain. and!! and. you're face to face with The scariest man in the world. he's super hot. he looks at you and says, "I'm told you've lived a fascinating life!" what do you say in response? nothing?? immediately plead for your life?? cry a little?? well, let me tell you something. that exact scenario happened to my good friend Daniel Molloy, and what HE said was, "...I never said that."

[twinstxrs]

so much happened in this whole episode but i’m still on fig infiltrating ruben’s dream, making it look like the place where his friend was murdered, and then disguising herself as kipperlilly & repeatedly saying different variants of “somebody needs to take the fall for this, and it’s not going to be me. it’s going to be you.” while adaine as the elven oracle shows up next to her. can you imagine waking up from that, the idea of a horrible truth being pinned on you by your friend to save her own skin while the personification of fate and destiny stands there, almost as a promise that this is GOING to happen to you. we don’t even know if this kid is guilty. my god.

[doritofalls]

I was going to say something kiyo related but I forgot what it was

me but with entire comic scripts

[malicemismanager]

Me: *doesn't handle deadlines very well*

Also me: if I make the dress by April I'll only have to plan two outfits for the con 🤔

[seventeengoingunder]

can’t believe i used to make gifs and now i have to know LZW :/