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Presenting: King Sidon, his wife Queen Yona and his boyfriend Link.
Yona is very supportive of everything except Sidon forgetting his ceremony cues.
(I had an atrocious week and TotK has been coming in clutch for keeping me sane.)
#totk spoilers#loz totk#sidlink#link x sidon#totk yona#totk link#totk sidon#tears of the kingdom#I love Yona I adore her design oh my god#If I were to create a Zelda-sona it'd basically just be her with different clothes so I'm contractually obligated to love her#But Nintendo trying to give Sidon a case of the not-gays with her is hilarious#The man greets his fiancée like a coworker and then turns around to explode with adoration over Link in the same breath#This is either a Lavender Marriage or a case of 'every royal Zora finds Link irresistible'. I like both but prefer the former#Like. Yona meets Zelda once things are settled and gets all flustered and tongue tied#and neither Sidon or Link have any idea what's going on because they share 1 braincell#which is used exclusively for fighting really good#sharky art#zelda comic
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Um.. Superman.. what that thing stuck on your cape?
Clark's brain short circuit for a moment as he just got back of flying at great speed in the middle of deep space to thrown one of Lex's giants bombs destroy the city and come back in record time.
He turn a bit to look at his cape to see a tiny humanoid starlight dust covered child with white hair, glowing full green that look like white specks stars were implanted themselves into his big ol eyes, nawing on a handful of stardust with inhumanly sharp itsy bitsy fangs.
A small yet floating crown that look similar to one of Nasa pictures of far out space.
Did he just accidentally abducted an royal alien child/teen?
#dc x dp#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#dc x dp prompt#dcxdp#danny is the ghost king#Danny's core is space#he eats stardust like a cat on catnip#all j'onn could hear in his mind is an beautiful universal documentary of space along with a guy singing space is so cool in the background#Danny's core took the main pilot of his mind and went apesht on stardust throughout the universal#there are some otherwordly aliens spaceshifts that got totally destroyed during Danny's adventures#another having full on cults that talks about this otherwordly being saving their planets from space invaders#the green lanterns are very concerned on how Superman accidentally kidnapped a alien that wanted alive in other part of the universe#one green lantern is looking as if he just saw his most beloved role model and wouldn't stop speaking in his native tongue with excitement#meanwhile in Danny's dimension is just a normal Tuesday since danny just left on his 3 month vacation as ghost king#danny accidentally thought Superman's cape was something kyptonian and his obsession explode with i wanna touch that#got a free ride along with it
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My mug I glazed
#dante posting#mug posting#pottery posting#pottery#handmade pottery#homemade pottery#art#traditional art#handmade art#crafts#craft#hobby#mug#homemade mug#if it looks wonky it’s because it is#I’m still very bad at sculpting#this was from a while ago I’m only glazing it now#it’s my Dr Pepper mug#sip from my goblet#the handle exploded in the kilm.. hence the blood#the flesh mug#I should have added a tongue but I have in the past and it makes it hard to drink from#I’ll make more mugs soon#or a bowl#bowl time#my skills are varied and oh so shitty#Jack of all trades? the only thing I’m ‘jacking’ is my penis
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Isobel Williams, Switch: The Complete Catullus
#GUESS what arrived in the post today#exploding screaming crying etc because it was not apparent at the reading that this is also a COLLAGE POEM??????#WITH FOOTNOTES#isobel williams#my tongue between his teeth will speak#catullus#poetry#beeps
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wolverine progressively losing parts of his suit throughout the movie is like the gay version of white outfits in horror movies getting progressively more soaked in blood as the movie goes on
#idk if im just time but 'throughout' took me like 3 times to write it looks so weirdly spelled#i have another non horror movie on the tip of my tongue but i dont think my brain is working rn actually#bc other than fan service there really wasnt a reason for his suit to explode off him like that at the end lmfao deadpools was fine like#not a critique btw that was a great scene HAHA#deadpool and wolverine
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gotta talk about my favorite things at all time or else i'll explode
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lights exploding over their heads like fireworks like lazarus rising destiel kiss you will always be in my heart
#new universes would be created in that moment etc etc#coconuts: colliding. noses: breaking. lights: exploding. universes: creating. sloppy: kissing#tongues: battling. even#if it is to be said. so it be. so it is
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I decided to read the Animorphs because hey, I love body horror and complicated endings, and they're all free online!
Mistake!!! There are 50-something of these fuckers and I cannot stop reading a thing til it's done! I'm fucked!
#🙃#the body horror is top notch though#people were not exaggerating#lots of 'i watched as my friend's face exploded into horrific wiggling appendages and felt my organs melting within me#i wanted to scream but I no longer had a tongue'#cool and good#the writing itself *is* very middle-grade and simple#but the plots are fun/horrifying#In this episode: The team willingly subjects themselves to ego death!#will they lose themselves to the overpowering urge to Become Insect? Or just escape with significant mental trauma?#stay tuned to find out!#animorphs#also ngl#Cassie half-jokingly asking Jake if he will take the tough decision off her hands#and Jake simply and willingly going 'I will if you really want me to'#got me good#love this exploration of the burden of leadership#through the lens of of a gentle and serious boy
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WAHAHAHA
That moment when you draw a whole ass piece just bc you saw ppl drawing Leona with a blep and wanted to draw it too
outfit reference below
same outfit as the previous leona thing I drew for practice
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twst#art#leona kingscholar#twst fanart#twst leona#twst leona kingscholar#leona kingscholar fanart#leona twst#leona fanart#leona blep#blep#he blep#yes yes#tongue blep#i wanna draw more of just leona bleps#IF WE CAN ALL BAND TOGETHER AND DRAW LEONA DOING THE BLEP IM GOING TO EXPLODE BC YES. IMO LEONA TOTALLY BLEPS BUT HE DENIES IT#sketch#nemi rambles#nemi draws#NEMI HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT/CONFINEMENT#NEMI'S FREE FROM MIDTERM HELLLLLLLLL#WOOOOO
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also i wanna thank all of you for the love ive gotten on all my petscop art. i really didnt even think the fandom was Alive anymore. ive never gotten this much attention on my art in my 12+ years posting art online and i cant put to words how much that means to me.
#tongue#plus petscop is my special interest and having a place to talk abt it is so good#i always feel bad bothering my friends abt it :')#but im glad theres still a fandom so we can all be insane about it together forever and ever until the sun explodes
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I having the worst headache i have got in my whole life
#i feel like my head gonna explode#it hurting so fcking much#it's like in my whole Head‚ even my teeth and SOMEHOW a bit of my tongue are hurting#it like i got hit my something very heavy
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Currently being so emotional over Mav and pink floyds Learning to fly
#yes yes its a bit on the nose i know#'tongue-tied and twisted just an earth bound misfit' has me shaking#mav and his dependance on flying as an outlet for all his emotion#and being grounded takes away his only form of release and openess#hence 'tongue-tied and twisted' and an 'earth-bound misfit'#'cant keep my eyes from the circling skies' is another one of those lyrics that has me pacing laps#'circling skies' reminds me of how ice and slider could have circled mav and goose after the accident#from mavs pov he looks up and the skies are circling#and 'cant keep my eyes from' has me thinking of nightmares#seeing the same thing every night and being unable to look away or stop it#cuz its the CIRCLING SKIES#im having a breakdown#'no navigator to find my way home' CAN YOU SEE HOW NOT OK I AM#i have so many more lyrics that fit them if anyones interested#someone ask me about icemav lyrics before i explode#top gun#pete maverick mitchell#nick goose bradshaw#pink floyd
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this week has been fucking awful I just wanna lay down somewhere quiet w my gf and cats. holy shit
#1. my painful wisdom tooth was found to have gnarly intricate hook that’s already grown into my sinus cavity.#so. removal and recovery and cost are going to make me explode already#2. my cat the next day was diagnosed with an aggressive type of cancer after we found a mass under her tongue that can’t be removed.#and is not realistic in cost vs the fact it’ll probably keep returning since it’s an area that’s difficult to fully remove.#she’s having a harder time eating and it’s just reminding me of the same thing that happened to my extremely beloved childhood cat.#same thing happened to her until she was just bones and couldn’t stop drooling. it’s so painful to feel the life leaving something you love#3. our motherfucking upstairs neighbor’s god damn water heater broke and flooded all the apts under but we’re directly underneath.#bro I woke up to water pouring from our CEILING LIGHTS and cracks all over the ceiling. I had to physically smash the smoke alarm#ripped it from the ceiling since it’s ceiling socket was LEAKING but it shorted out and wouldn’t stop so I ripped the battery out#our carpet and shit is all torn up now with industrial fans and dehumidifiers. but it’s scaring my sick cat to not eating. it’s so sad#4. a towing place I forfeited my old ruined car to keeps sending notarized legal letters about it ending up In Situations.#despite the fact I signed it all completely over and it’s no longer my responsibility#there’s more but I’m tired of typing all this shit#coffee shop forgot to give me my donut and the coffee tasted bad too. that part isn’t any big deal at all lol it just made me start crying
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Mimosas is that post about two assassins undressing each other and finding concealed weapons in the stupidest places but Also. As a bonus. It's 'hey just checking but you did remove the venom pouches you keep behind your fangs and claws, right. Remember when you sent me to the hospital bc you wanted to make out That bad'
#he forgor 😔#also yeah im making champagne do that to be extra. if he says itll be fine he can keep them from exploding he is lying.#kissing him is so shit. its cat tongue + cat hair + That#thats why theyre made for one another to be honest#📡 incoming transmission 📡#oc: champagne#mimosas
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BTW. BECAUSE I FORGOT.
Fanart…….
HUH??? WHUH???? HOLY SHIT FOR ME?? BOZ YOU ARE THE GREATEST EVER HOLY SGIT HE LOOKS SO COOL AND THE PIRPLE ACCENTS LOOK AMAZING AKSHDHWISOIDODNEVDVDJJDJD
THANK YOU??? SO MUCH???? IM GOING TO STARE AT THIS FOR FIVE HOURS MINIMUM
#the little tongue on the chibi………#explodes. explodes one million times#boz you are the coolest and swaggest ever im gonna cry tysm#fav#big fav#cicadasks
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oh HELL here come all the screenshot posts with tiny blurry background details circled in red
#please i can't with the speculation my brain will explode#this is tongue in cheek btw i love them. i'm just not smart enough for them XD
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